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  • I find the posts here by daves82 and jyhre a bit humorous. Like a brown chicken clucking at a white chicken. boys boys... there is a larger picture. You are allowing these petty things to divide and blind you. The two parties have done a fine job of getting you two at each other's throat and distracting you from real issues. What is the plan to deal with debt? How can we change our energy dependence? How will we care for our elderly? How can we create not FREE trade but fair trade? Wake up.

  • Wow! It's been a year since anyone responded to this video. It's the only one I've ever had Featured on the YouTube Homepage, so it has great sentimental value for me. Thanks fore the comment.

  • glad to be ofservice as I find you dem vs rep. stuff humorous. But.. I frown at how folks try to feel like they identify with one party or another over one pathetic issue. I suppose that makes me independent.

  • Hey, there's nothing wrong with being an Independent! Aaron Sjoholm, who plays the Democrat in these videos, is an Independent.

  • Can I please have the one minute and fifty five seconds that this stupid race war video took away?

  • yeah, "Adam, Eve and Darwin in Paradise"...best porn i ever watched...

  • Adam and Eve is the best fairy story ever . You guys should check Darwins theory of evolution.

  • im not too serious, i just <3 to argue!!! :D

  • lmffao you people take evrything too seriously u all suck eggs

  • Im loving the Religions people who are concluded that God is the all mighty creator, not trying to offend any1 of you guyz, but yeah Scientific theory has sooo much evidence, and although we are much different then primates their are many similarities, and even if monkeys had tails, its used for Balance, Humans have tail Bones where a tail would have no need for it for we can stand on 2 legs and balance on our own. Science has much more evidence then religion, sorry.

  • good vid

  • why are white people so damn racist?

    pricks.

  • Only you come from apes, the rest of us come from Adam and Eve you uneducated simpleton. Evolution is a long discredited theory. Get with the program, even the scientist have admitted there is no basis for the ape-human story. Know your fact before you open your mouth.

  • Oh I see so you're saying that we're all inbreds right? That's a much better thing to believe then the fact that we evolved as our world changed around us and that our species is constantly improving, both blacks and whites, don't be ignorant and don't be racist, you believe in some things, stick with them, but if you can't prove them right then don't be a prick and push your lame ass religion on us, we don't want to hear it.

  • haha what is that the Christian Scientists of American or the American Christian Science Federation? haha even the scientist, just that one important scientist who judges truth. dude evolution happend, get with the program while theres time to catch up.

  • lol

    Humans don't come from apes, but we both share a common ancestry. If you're gonna mock something, at least get the facts right. :P

  • i impressed your black momma last night

  • i dont think whitey would want to impress darkness,if any thing black people wanna impress white people,thats why they buy ice and bling, black people are the ones trying to impress people

  • apes is a term that isnt really accurate,its a word used to discribe a large varity of primates,gorillas or chimps would be more accurate

  • Instead of posing the question "why do white people feel as if they have to impress black people", they should have asked "why do people of color allow themselves to be ridiculed by the white man". Plus, the video blew. I'm disgusted

  • and to the stewardeses flying around the world

  • spit fire that is racist u dumb ass but no white people dont try to unless there scared but owell sucks for them

  • one other thing...of course whites are going to try to impress blacks, we owe grattitude to our black friends for showin us how to loosen up and not be so drabby as a culture.God Bless America!!

  • like....I`m just trying to impress black and white chicks.(its not working)

  • Definitely, if a white doesn't know the slang, they lame.

  • shut the fuck up monkey.

  • The races are SO INTERMINGLES, there IS no black and white, there is, at best, white chocolate:) ie...hally berry, tiger woods, hines ward etc.

  • yes, white people are trying to impress black people wayyyy to much where I live, and I just wish they'd stop and have some pride in their own race for once.

  • wow that was a great video no seriously it was im not being sarcasstic honestly im not ur hair really compplimented the crazy side of you and as for the big guy wow ur just awsome keep up the good work and again im not being sarcasstic
  • Ye, iv checked 'sarbel' out before, he was in Eropean Charts anyway whats that got to do with this video, this video is pointless to begin with with,...so i see where your coming from!!

  • 'Sarbel' Search for him out on YOUTUBE. He is a Greek Singer...AMAZING!! Some really funky music they have in Greece trust!!

  • Ummm...Have you thought about why the blacks are trying to impress the whites, and not the other way around?

  • Booooorrring

  • This is hilarious. You point out how ridiculous the whole "race as culture" is.

  • man you dont look black,just cut that hair and you're as white as your friend to the left :)

  • This makes absolutly no sense.

  • (continued) i was constantly picked on, had rock thrown at me, for awhile had no friends because i was white. I had to prove myself to them an gain thier respect. yes it was wrong of them but thats the way it was. so pretty much my point is everyone gets sh*tted on some how no matter what race. racism and seperation exist in every race. unfortunetly.

  • I'm white and I've i've been on the minority side of thngs, hard to believe i know because i'm white right how are white people a minority...but of course i grew up in hawaii (the bad part, ewa beach in oahu) so the ratio of white people was small (read next comment)

  • im not laughing though

  • i think its supposed to be funny?

  • holly shit your black who cares im white were the same so plz im not going on about im white am i

  • yes, nice hair

  • cool

  • Nice hair !!

  • pretty funny mang!!!

    but ju should check out the El Cobrado channel if ju wanna see some really funny vids mang!!!

  • shut up as if uve never seen a black person, well newyas if u are true, then yes of course they get compared to monkeys, i aint rascist, its jus a fact that black people do look like monkeys, and it might sound horrible but its true it is hard to see blac as black people at night but thats jus the way it is

  • how fuckin dare you.

    fuckin' jackass.

    proves how ignorant you are.

    you should be banned for being so rediculous.

  • "you should be banned for "

    "...and thus opression is born as a flower of freedom withers so that the weeds of incompetence can thrive." --Ramsey

  • shut ur teeth, trying to tell me black people dont look like monkeys, its not a rascist comment, which ur tryin to make it out as, i was jus asnswering someones question, so i dont kno how thats ignorant at all, all i have to do is look at a negro n see they do loo like monkeys n yes obviously it is harder to see at night, dar skin with dark sky, so face facts n stop thinkin everything is rascist

  • actually we ALL look like apes not monkeys.get it right.monkeys have tails but we come from apes you uneducated simpleton.

  • ???

  • This is hilarious and fantastic. However I must note that you have impressed my black coworker and I might have to post a video response about it later hehe...

    I normally choose to ignore stupid, mindless comments from some numbnuts jackass who probably just finished beating it to WoW after his girlfriend left him for that handsome black guy next door. But I hope the douchebag who made such a comment is really humiliated with himself while he watches your video right now. Way to speak up. :)

  • cool

  • It wasn't an interesting question.

  • Don't you 'ppl' have jobs? What a waste of time to view this junk. BTW...no...I don't have a job...I'm 'Retired' after 30 years of working.

  • then go and entertain ya grankids

  • If you're retired then how is this a waste of time? You have no time to waste and you spend your hours on Youtube. Congratulations on your successful life.

  • hmm nice idea ^_^ like the "its more of a tradition"!

  • because it's funny

  • Lmao. -impresses- :]

    Just kidding. ;D

  • how does shit like this get featured?

  • Impressive!

  • First of all it's pretty obvious that democrats appeal to African Americans more than republicans, now wether or not that's because they more heavily support government funded programs like Wllefare is neither here nor there, but the main problem I have is how you used the format of an Apple commercial. I mean Damn, you honestly wouldn't believe how much shit I get for calling myself a Republican and owning a MacBook, it's insane. For God's sake people, it's a computer!!

  • I don't care what computer you've got.Get over yourself.

  • Thanks for taking the time to post an intelligent comment, it's people like you that give me hope for mentally handicapped people everywhere. Congradulations, you've figured out how to use the internet.

  • You're really helping to disprove the stereotype that you're a pompous prick. Also, if you want to pretend to be "holier than thou" you might want to spell check your comments.

  • "holier than thou?" whoo sez I wuz tryin to be better than anyone? I didn't stert this litle atack.

    ...Spell check that douche.

  • Because you talk like a pompous prick. And now you realize that you're losing the arguement so you're pretending like you didn't act like a douchebag in the first place.

    How does it feel to be pwned so hard?

  • Is making a cheap crack at handicapped people intelligent?Not in my world my jumped up little friend.

  • I was merely pointing out how proud I was of this gentleman's progress, his therapy seems to be going quite smoothly.

  • A Republican with a stick up his ass? Never saw that one coming.

  • Actually, it's more like a large wad of cash, had to pack it in with my 12 gauge; you know... the one I use to shoot gay black people on their way to pick up their wellfare check. ...Dumbass

  • Exactly the lack of a sense of humour I expected. Why don't you go start another war without an exit strategy.

  • lol, the war is one of the greatest jokes this country has seen in a while, there's my humor. And being a Republican doesn't automatically mean I support the war in Iraq. way to be ignorant.

  • Of course not. Now that the war isn't popular, you switched sides. Flip-flopper.  ;-)

  • Nice, I'm glad you knew my position when the war first started, otherwise I would have to say that your argument on this one doesn't hold much ground. God dammit, go play your video games already.

  • come on dude, admit it... You're a prick. No wonder it's striking such a chord with you.

  • "More of a tradition", GREAT stuff :D

  • i like the way your thinking ;D

  • John needs a punch in the head!Spell that punk.

  • Typical smartass response from these ppl. Lame,

  • gotta love the sarcasim.

    sure this will impress the white man ;)

  • if you want a laugh click on my username and check out my video, it will make you laugh and laugh, comment it please as well.

  • hmm

  • sux

  • Looks like the comment I tried to post is to much for this team to handle.

  • yo mike 85, watch these vids, google "halifaxion"

  • It's featured because the people that run YouTube are liberal idealists and they eat this stuff up. And I love that they are happy about 50,000 views... haha! PC beat the living crap out of Macs for 20 years and still we get idiots who think they are superior. Just like Dems.

  • PCs are made by numerous companies. Only Apple make Macs.

    Divide the PC's share between all those PC companies and, sorry, Apple is bigger. It's the most successful computer hardware manufacturer ever.

    Apple invented the personal computer.

    Didn't anyone ever tell you that you can't compare Apples with oranges?

    Think different.

    Or, in your case, just try thinking. For once.

  • I was using Apple computers when you were still learning your ABC's jr. I owned an Apple IIc and have used numerous others throughout my life including Macs. For my money (because money IS a factor) PC's are a better value. And now that Macs have Intel processors is a bit of an admission which has had an edge these many years. You are like a democrat. They always THINK they are smarter.

  • Is "featured" YouTubeese for "The most boring things we can find?"

  • lmao the guy on the right is funny as hell

  • that was great!

  • Hahahaha:

    "All caps: WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT TO IMPRESS BLACK P-P-L?"

  • fake as hell.

  • Why the fk is this featured i wanna see pplz talented movies they make that shit is better

  • Please don't ever breed.

  • don't hate, relate

  • lol "tradition"

  • In 1492 Christipher Columbus sailed the ocean bliue.

    But since you read this hes comin to chop ur balls off

  • Lol loved it.

  • i dont try to impress black people...

  • that was funny

  • I thought black people were out this year and that the hispanic vote was in this year.. oh well.

  • cut your hair its awfull,,nit infested.

  • HOLY SHIT! THIS IS GAY!

    And so are the YouTube admins who featured this bullcrap.

  • please don't read this!

    In 1945,a young girl named katu lata kulu came over to America in a grey boat from Africa. A mysterious man killed her by cutting the word "LATUALATUKA" into her back. now that you have read this measge she will come to your house on a full moon and steal your soul unless you follow these directions:

    1. Retype this message as a comment for three other videos

  • uhhhg, shut the fuck up

  • Moron.

  • WTF u piece of shit white ppl dont try to impress black ppl we just feel srry for u assholes for bein slaves u jerk so bye

  • I LOVE BLACK PPL!

  • 0/10

  • haha

  • This video is so many levels of awesomness.

  • Kinda funny, but not featured worthy =/

  • I agree. We clearly needed a farting baby (see the earlier featured video) to rounds things up!

  • Well this was way better then the farting baby one x_X

  • Our politicians in America are the most corrupt anywhere in the world, Dem, Repub, doesn't matter. They're all lying hypocritical power hungry self serving losers. And we elect them! Please tell my why they just spent millions and millions of our tax dollars on parties!? Grandma Pelosi, Ms. free abortion, is worth $50 mil. She couldn't pay for the booze and write it off? She's a communist.

    Please dude, shave that damn 'fro, you look risible.

  • Heyy wats up

    Check out Brutos8907 (the real veronicas) its the bomb -> make u laugh every time!!!

  • sweet hair

  • grow up loser

  • Don't be jealous because no one is deciding to impress you.

  • Homie...I share your sarcastic woes and pain. =( Yes, my teachers, they ALL decided to go white. And they're always trying to teach me things. Wtf? Just 'cause I'm black they think I have to be an unintelligent monkey, amirite? Aaaaalways finding ways to impress black ppl, dang.

  • you must understand that republican and democrat are the EXACT same words you idiots.

    But as always, americans got nothing inside their idiotic head and make two different meanings from two IDENTICAL words.

    I wish cancer to all you politics and shitheads for the year 2007. Oh, and I wish George Bush is taken in and transformed into a transvestite.

  • yup she came to my house i just told her "I HAVE NO SOUL" =D

  • impress blacks?? wtf? to all white dudes thats are doing that: "hey, u need to get slap in the face u retards" go watch the beginning of American history X (skip the end, it's all bull crap)

  • Why are you watching a movie that is trying to convay the exact opposite of your views...that movie was trying to teach against the hate and obviously it was wasted on you.

  • it's the people like you, who makes me sick!

  • Watch a music video of the band "Mid-Card Status". They just recorded their single "Home". This is how it was done. We would appreciate the feedback. Just click on my name~

  • Lol! =D Too bad we can't make videos for every single stupid comment that gets posted...

  • haha

  • Sorry

  • lol

  • ? He doesn't look very "black" to me...

  • Absolutely brilliant. My mom decided to go puertorican... gold.

  • haha

  • Traditional, HAHAHA!! That's actually quite good.

  • forreal

  • WOOT

  • hey that was my comment

  • Lol, that guys hair it fucking crazy!

  • Get a life black boy....OHH and by the way...get a hair cut looser..Welcome to the real world...two little punks!

  • Well, at least he could probably spell the word 'loser' correctly.

    ...

    I laugh at your face now for commenting with grammatical error.

  • where is my response?

  • To see one of the most controversial videos on youtube

    search for HOMELESS ALBERT and tell them how you feel about it.

  • ppl yall ppl...

  • HEY GUESS WHAT! You're retarded. Congratulations.

  • good hair

  • ne bu bea:D

  • Around blacks never relax.

  • wtf does your comment even mean Anime? It's not even a complete thought...

  • Around idiots, always laugh.

  • Bix Nood!

  • This is stupid.

  • lol! Tradition!

  • Sherman is not "Black". He is at least 50% White. Why is it that one drop of black blood is considered Black? Sherman is a Mulatto.

  • actually if you listened to the video you'd know that i'm half puerto rican. on my mom's side. you must be 50% frog. i understand why it was so hard for you to notice.

  • Supergoof7 is, in fact, Sherman Edwards. On the other hand, I have no idea if frogman59 was raised under a lilypad.

  • Reporter Exploded sucks.

    HOMELESS ALBERT is way funnier.

  • You guys are funny!! enjoyed your videos so far, John GBUK I fail to see what contribution you have given compared to this, which is an amusing satirical piece of comedy in itself. Go film your caravan some more..

  • "It's a tradition. My dad was black" Great stuff

  • wtf is this shit featured bullshit

  • ywahh

  • lol tradtion

  • i didn't realize michael richards had a youtube account

  • :-)

  • Didn' t see the original. but this is funny in itself. it' d be interesting to get a response from whoever upset these 2. good work!

  • Awesome, very funny.

  • YouTube community please take a look into this problem in Youtube as is hown on my last video. It's getting bigger.

    I am sure you agree, it's unfair that videos without content get so many views - Just like this one has! Maybe we could do something to stop some members making this kind of videos.

  • did you notice that this video is actually a response to a comment to another video.

  • I think he did. we should listen, he's a fountain of creativity.

  • this has really made me start to think. i will no longer try so hard to impress black people. furtermore, i will do what i can to disappoint and underwhelm them, to make up for all the times i impressed black people in the past.

  • "My mom decided to be Puerto Rican" Hahahahahahaha.

  • If you like this sort of stuff, come check out my page. The newest video is the best.

  • The powah of irony...