Schwetty Balls - SNL

[TexasMom17]

"My balls are here for your pleasure".....lol. Now, that's a great pick up line! LOL

[reservoirfrog1]

About as funny as a TGS sketch

[hmp22]

It's "Schweddy", you fucking retards.

The fact that the two most popular videos of this stupid skit are both misspelled ("Schwetty" and "Shweaty" ) is testament to the fact that this is the most low-brow form of retard humour possible.

This isn't funny at all, and you're all stupid.

[poo4breakfast]

@hmp22 fag

[hotdog2020]

Oh can you seriously not fucking drop to the ground laughing acting this out. LOLOL totally pro

[hmp22]

i get it. it's funny because they are saying "balls".

[pinkjuicy82]

@hmp22 yea we are such a dirty society. lol

[GracieinYoFacieTV]

Not one laugh through the whole sketch. Now THAT is good acting.

[AlphaF03]

Ben and Jerrys FTW <3

[iSpeed09]

it's amazing how they keep straight faces the whole time

[TheRealMikeCharlie]

i leiks meh sum schweddy balls

[TheCJShamelessFTW]

Can u imagine hearing this shit on the radio...lol

[GunjinShounen47]

Hahaha best quote- "Mmm balls..."

[azbats63]

Genius!

[juanywill]

im eating schweddy balls right now, and not the ice cream

[Patkillskenny]

THE BEST FUCKING ICE CREAM!

[Kami84]

I'm eating Schweddy Balls ice cream right now

[cgalvan8866]

Yea they made the ice cream, it was our number one seller even off sale. Our work informed us wed to pull all Shweddy balls off the shelf and destry the product. The president of the company claimed it was too offensive. Yet we can sell cosmo magazine at the front register with the words sex and orgasim and every other offensive word on it. so not fair!

[powerpole100]

Xarian that ass hole group needs some shevity balls I have some u want?

[mzlautner5]

Dang it I can't find those schweddy balls anywhere! Man I want to try it! Thx wal mart now I will never get to try schweddy balls! :(

[Keinichn]

@mzlautner5 I work at Walmart. We have Schweddy Balls.

[Eminemfan1542]

LOL Schweddy balls I need to buy some!

[1805movie]

Alec Baldwin sure has some strong plentiful balls.

[BannanaNation]

I gave my Schweddy balls a good dose of scrotox.

[neaters2000]

I bought my Schweddy Balls today! Cant wait to eat some!

[Albinoninja420]

there are real schwetty balls, but people are trying to boycott them

[Triggahappi273]

I find this simplistic to masturbate to

[krzie18]

yeah, well go fudge yourself.

[iamspid3rman]

this is what everyone is talking aboutas thee best snl skit...are f_cking joking me?

[TheSurfinbird21]

This Alec Baldwin sketch beats all his sketches that he did last night on the season premier of SNL

[crazychrisr92]

MMM I want those balls in my mouth Now!

[Taichimd]

One of the funniest moments in TV history. I will never forget seeing this live. It was unbelievable. Alec Baldwin in his glory.

[SailorCallie]

Double entrandes(sp) all over the skit. ;)

[dzilla1991]

The only skit I liked from SNL. Other then that its MADtv all day!

[imurbud614]

Classic

[musicwillsaveme]

Nice!

[Exarian]

@BR33ZYBR33Z31 and the American Family Association, in collaboration with One Million Moms, is demanding people boycott the flavor and write complaints in.

I'm starting a splinter group

[Turrick16]

@Exarian y and are you joking??

[Exarian]

@Turrick16 yes, they are. it is dumb. and the comment got cut off:

"I'm starting a splinter group called the Association of Short Sighted Humans Offended by Literally Everything, or ASSHOLE for short."

[Turrick16]

@Exarian lol that make sense now

[Krashdavus]

@Exarian

Brilliant!!

[Exarian]

@Krashdavus there's a group and a page on facebook. just search for "association of Short Sighted Humans Offended by Literally Everything."

[witchwild]

@Exarian

Boycotting an ICE CREAM FLAVOR??? What for? That's completely off the rails. So right wingers are anti-ice cream too? Weirdos falling off the crazy tree.

[Exarian]

@witchwild not anti-ice cream./ the flavor isn't the problem. it's the name.

apparently they don't want their kids to hear the words "schwetty balls" in fears it might corrupt them.

[nemisis0323]

hope that irish one in the middle gets deported. No More Immigrants and Descendants of Immigrants! Let's all put the immigration debate to an end by all leaving the US. Have a nice day. This message is endorsed by the Tea Party.

[Jawk15]

@nemisis0323 you do realize that every single citizen of the United States is a descendant of an immigrant, right?

[nemisis0323]

@Jawk15 damn right!

[bollo3000]

Was this before or after Chef's Chocolate Salted Balls?

[BusyBeeOne]

@bollo3000 from before South Park.

[BusyBeeOne]

@bollo3000 from before South Park.

[HMFan2010]

I'm sorry, but how the HECK did ANY of these actors manage NOT to crack up during that sketch?

[Yffuring]

@HMFan2010 That is an amazing question.

[hc1153]

@HMFan2010 because, unlike the recent cast, these people are actual actors

[MrJonJuda]

@HMFan2010

ever heard of a rehearsal? yeah it's live, but and some of it's ad libbed but skits like this are clearly not, and of course it's all done over and over and over and over again in rehearsals because....they eventually do it LIVE.

[WhitesAwaken]

how the fuck is this funny,,balls to this

[Yffuring]

@WhitesAwaken It's only funny if you have a sense of humour.

[4ebees]

@WhitesAwaken

Did they all go to sleep and not wake up?

[JordonHynes]

Wasn't this done by southpark... Old chef episode?

[dereksikkink]

Herp?

[EzzieLovesGlee]

Try not to smile or laugh at this. IMPOSSIBLE.

[zXpwn3dXz]

@EzzieLovesGlee I muted it. Easiest thing ever

[SargentMugen]

@EzzieLovesGlee It's honestly not that funny now. Years ago it would have been funny but now, it's just gotten old.

[1000darkangelgirl1]

@SargentMugen what the fuck is wrong with u!!!! this is still some haliroius shit!!!! :D so i would shut up right now

[iAmUrFather96]

@EzzieLovesGlee Unless I turn off sound.

[43labontepetty]

@EzzieLovesGlee i actually didn't laugh! holy crap i thought it wasn't possible.

[EzzieLovesGlee]

@43labontepetty Good for you.....?

[Ja72corbin]

probally the best think alec ever done . the true snl . i want more of this type of skits writters

[DubCityNucca]

19 ppl need some of schweddys balls in their mouth

[RAManwaring]

One of my all time favorite sketches and it's actually Schweddy Balls.

[CF1975]

@RAManwaring : Schwetty balls somehow sounds even more gross than Schweddy balls. Hilarious: Baldwin seems to become an even better and funnier actor as he gets older.

[kalimaganeshshivan]

Total professionals, they didn't crack up once!

[Stucifer]

crude



[riddlebox883]

Im picking up the ice cream shortly

[loppboy405]

there's no beating my balls

[crlyxxx]

I can't believe Ben and Jerry's made an ice cream after this xD

[navyboydjray]

If you did not laugh at all, you have no soul.

I have tears in my eyes. Too funny.

[ttk1opc]

Ben & Jerry's sent me.

[MissMudLuver]

lmfao there's no beating my balls: no one can resists my schetty balls lmao

[waltb87]

I bought the Schwetty Balls B&J today!

[SillyIrishPenguin]

Not funny, IMO.

[jenean94]

What's really funny is that they all kept their composure while doing the skit. Molly almost lost it once but quickly recovered. Great job!

[Floodlezoot]

I think in SNL it was Schwetty. They changed it to Schweddy for the ice cream. I'm calling Bull Shit on this! Everyone boycott this ice cream until they change the spelling to Schwetty and stop fucking horsing around!!!

[BuzzEnWell]

New Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream, Limited Batch, Schweddy Balls.....Look It Up

[organboi]

Not funny. Contrived.

[DrMeh3]

Lol, i love phillip de franco :P

[IPrayingMantisI]

This actually wasn't all too funny :/

[Suckbutton]

Hmm...I thought it was actually going to be funny. Granted this isn't the entire sketch, but they didn't make a single "joke" that the average 13-year old couldn't conjure up in two seconds. Someone needs to tell these idiots how real double entendre works. I'm surprised I didn't hear "Did you take a shower and forget to wash your 'Schweddy' balls?".

Fail and pathetic.

[daisyandluigi]

@Suckbutton This sketch is nearly 10 years old and considered one of the all-time SNL classics by audiences and t.v. historians alike. You might not have liked it, but "fail" it didn't.

[Suckbutton]

@daisyandluigi Your post--it's called 'Argumentum Ad Populum': if everyone believes it, it MUST be right!

You're entitled to your opinion, but I was embarassed that Lipton highlighted this sketch. "Inside the Actor's Studio"..I BEG you to show me Baldwin's acting in that clip, because I sure couldn't find it. He was playing no CHARACTER, just a name (Schweddy), the delivery was wooden and uncharismatic. This is an example of fine acting? Seriously? You're freaking serious??

[daisyandluigi]

@Suckbutton I never said it was "great acting." I said it DIDN'T FAIL. Not only is it considered an iconic piece of television, but the sketch revived Baldwin's career, which was Lipton's point. Baldwin was a has-been dramatic actor whose offers for film roles had dried up. Thanks to his many appearances on SNL, and *that sketch* in particular, he has segued into one of television's leading comic actors and an Emmy winner to boot.

[daisyandluigi]

@Suckbutton  Continuing...

You do understand what the sketch was parodying, correct? The dry, wooden, lifeless delivery of NPR's programming and on-air personalities?

[joeblow238]

@Suckbutton and thats why your a you tube drone

[ArizonaSean]

@Suckbutton Who do you think watches Saturday Night Live? 13 year olds.

[zeppelin67637]

@Suckbutton well what really makes this funny is, here we are years later, and its now an ice cream!

[Soylentgreen2000]

@zeppelin67637 What's funnier is that its actually on Actor's studio.

[zeppelin67637]

@Soylentgreen2000 lol yes I found that last night too.

[TheOriginalUserName9]

@Suckbutton I wish I had a condom and a time machine you prick!

[wyverngirl69]

@Suckbutton How would that have worked? Why would he take his Schweddy Balls into the shower? They're a food product. Sometimes you have to think something through before saying it. The whole reason this is so funny is that it's so completely absurd and their deadpan expressions make it that much more funny.

[Suckbutton]

@wyverngirl69 When you get a chance, pop on over to merriam-webster and type in 'sarcasm'.

Heeere's your sign.

[wyverngirl69]

@Suckbutton Ahhh...I misread that. I thought you were surprised you didn't hear that because you thought it would have been a better attempt at double entendre. You just worded that a bit clumsily.

[Suckbutton]

@wyverngirl69 I understand...I just started commenting online, and I often hesitate about how to say something right in only 500 characters, lol. It really limits one's ability to effectively communicate.

I'll take the sign back now.

[wyverngirl69]

@Suckbutton Thank goodness! I was starting to panic because I didn't know where I was going to display my sign!

Yes, I tend to catch myself agonizing over a long-winded comment I typed, trying to make it fit AND make sense, until I just decide, Oh, WTFever...it's YouTube.

[wyverngirl69]

@Suckbutton Oh, and I am soooo going to be all over that Ben & Jerry's flavor. Wonder if there's a little bit of salt in it? Hmmmm....

[crackaty]

Thumbs up for BEN AND JERRYS!

[snakesinmypants]

You people misspelled my name. It's Schweddy Balls. Get it right motherphuckers.

[BR33ZYBR33Z31]

ben and jerrys really made shweddy balls into an ice cream

[hornedfrog5]

i remember this one.

[Adamson11x]

16nth time Alec has been in SNL. Broke the record.

[Adamson11x]

Tina Fey and Alec Baldwin. There is a power duo

[Merlin5263]

& now theres a Ben & Jerrys ice cream called Schweddy Balls LOL

[frog1812]

@Merlin5263 really !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[estebancasanova]

like if you came after watching the axe commercial.

[webkinzgirlish]

Hilarious

[mrgpiasse]

@ebonyepi now 7



[swimmerB0B]

you're missing the point....yes, someone saying something like 'sweaty balls' isn't hilarious in fact, its disgusting. what makes it so funny is the fact that they are satiring NPR. sheesh!!!

[swimmerB0B]

hey we like to make fun of your royal family- isn't that british humor?

[swimmerB0B]

molly shannon's a real pro- you'll never see her losing her composure or mouthing other peoples lines...

[philberz]

I'm a big SNL fan and Baldwin is great but I never thought this was funny. Kind of stupid if you ask me.

[ytgurlii]

@philberz i am with you on this one

[tapdancer84524]

i like the way your balls smell. my balls are here for your pleasure.

[nitro1329]

6 people need some Schwetty balls

[HxXFromFirstToLastXx]

that's so funny, the last time i heard that, i laughed so hard i fell off my dinosaur...

[beastlyboys6]

the best video ever

[garysquirrelreviews]

americans don like british humor,even though they get all our shows imported. but this isnt funny its dumb, family guy ftw

[snufga]

i suffer from schwetty dick, everytime i take a piss it smells just like schwetty balls

[GuitarHeroFreak225]

This is funny as shit if you turn your monitor off while listening to this.

[MonycaSportsLover13]

AHAHAHAHAHA

[44silentpanther]

@5erval your just sayin that cuz you just turned 19

[ArctycDragon]

5 people don't like Schwetty Balls, but they like sweaty balls lol

[djchinicuil]

seriously who disliked this>!!! wow

[wandaluverr]

just watched this LOL

[wjanoch]

No one can resist my shweddy balls. Classic.

[mashinebenz]

This apparantly never gets old...

[ChibiChoucho]

Ahahaha, this SNL is my all time favorite :)

[Timario007]

my balls only smell after work

[Verfugungstrupp]

"Your balls are so tender!"

Best line ever

[TheDaniPep]

No one can resist my Schwetty Balls.

[JaoquinQ]

@TheDaniPep It's in the title and you misspelled it...

[secampbell1]

stop argiung..assholes

[the0triforce]

JOVI PUNCH



[pablomasterj]

mom heard from upstairs.....thought i was watching porn.....

[mistareggaeful]

Haha. "no one can resist my shweaty balls

[GuitarGuy057]

@AssassinPr0digy Yeahhh...that MIGHT be the whole frickin' joke there numbnuts.

[GuitarGuy057]

@AssassinPr0digy Only when people are too stupid to get the obvious. Like the first comment of yours that I replied to is the crap that dumb blonde jokes are spawned from.

[akarshanmall]

@AssassinPr0digy That was the whole joke.. 10 yr olds shouldn't be on the internet.

[AssassinPr0digy]

@akarshanmall omfg i hate when people reply like weeks later.....for what???? to start another arguement?!!!!!!........seems like your the 10 year old buddy

[akarshanmall]

@AssassinPr0digy no shit i replied weeks later, obviously i watched the video at a different time than you, and saw your retarded comment when i watched it, so get off the internet, 10 yr old.

[akarshanmall]

@AssassinPr0digy lol.. fail.. removed your comments. Oh well, I guess you know you sounded pretty stupid? But its ok, I've sounded stupid too.

[AssassinPr0digy]

@akarshanmall mhmm i realized you was too childish and i was for keep on arguin with you so i stop

[akarshanmall]

@AssassinPr0digy But you're like 10.. you realized I was right, so you gave up and deleted your comments.

[AssassinPr0digy]

Respond to this video... its petty

[73ddr]

One of my favorites

[BigTimemaslowfan]

Hahahhaa

[punkin957]

Where do these ideas come from hahah

[rachel44445]

This is hilareous :)

[haugythejock8]

Cowbanner this is all filmed live so they all have to be good at keeping a straight face

[cowbaner]

how many takes do you think it took for them to get a straight face

[LRooster4Prez]

priceless

[kris1329]

So glad I go to Pace. -where they shoot this-

[vgvsolex11]

thumbs up if u think that they were goof at keepin a straight face

[luvtech9]

No one can resist my schwetty balls.

[AsassinRebel15]

hahahhahahahhahahahahhhhhhahah­ahaJEW

[albert3422]

love it