Battle of the Beards

[MariazzZebra]

I love how his dad has a clone xD

[kianlunlim]

13 people drives a Honda

[ssbrwl]

Doesn't suck to be us guys!

[extreme4492]

"HONDA FIT" OR "HONDA JAZZ "

[DrakeForReal]

WHEZZY! GET THE CLONES BACK IN THE HOUSE! THE GOVERNMENT MINGHT SEE YOU!!!

[rustedempire]

beardception!

[somebodythatsbored]

Whats the song thats played in the begining that souds electronic its awesome some one please tell meeee!!!!!

[sternfahrzeugx]

My boyfriend was watching E3 videos and this ad came up. We squee'd.

[aifodasse]

by the way ... a honda will allways be better than a ford, thats historical and if you want economy just buy the fiesta tdci ( diesel ) that is selled here europe .. it has the 1.6 peugeot/ford engine and buy being adiesel it is forced to be economical .

[compaqgt]

Should have put the Sierra cosworth that Jeremy clarkson had on top gear has like 50-60 mpg

[bigpileofcrock]

I gave it thumbs up for Clone Dad.

[w00fiee]

I wouldn't be surprised if Ford Fiesta gets more sold cars than any other cars from Ford or other brands because of Wheezy Waiter.

[SGguitar22]

W00T! wheezy waiter!

[krissyohgeez]

I want!! :D

[TursipielAlthins]

Ten people are Aunt Judy.

[RoseTheNinjaPenguin]

Haha Clone Dad :D

[Reddylion]

lol nice

[aifodasse]

this isn´t funny ... just because you have used a "typical"normal average beard man that is fat it doesen´t make the fiesta trendy and hype

[TursipielAlthins]

@aifodasse They haven't just used a "'typical' normal average beard man that is fat." They've used a well-known YouTube celebrity who has made a living by being funny and creative. Whether or not it makes the Fiesta trendy and hip, it does make the commercial funny, in classic Craig Benzine style.

[euijong]

@aifodasse He isn't just a "typical" normal average beard man, he is wheezywaiter!

[aifodasse]

@euijong american folclore that i dont know... but waht i know this is the typical guy from a typical american sitcom that is the average guy that nowbody expects nothing but some comic punchlines and in some episodes he gets the girl to creat the efect of beautifull woman/fat ,nerd, average, simple guy.

[bigpileofcrock]

@aifodasse Search YouTube for wheezy waiter. He's genuinely just a random schmuck who happens to have a bit of a following for his weirdness. (I admit to being a "beardlover" myself.) I was actually surprised to see him do this... mostly surprised that Ford has even *heard of him* ... but that's what makes it Awesome.

[aifodasse]

@bigpileofcrock yess i understand it . its the super normal average-nothing atletic and not so good looking-average- a litle fat dude . and he is funny because he is childish and talks to it self and plays with objects has if they were talking to him... i get .. american nediness...wow sot funny ... but still i prefer jokes with poo... a hat made of turd...thats comedy.

[EnigmaticAffliction]

Can someone please tell me the name of the song at the beginning? That electronic/8bit sounding song.

[RavensandRoses]

Oooo, was Quiet Clone one of the clones in first part? I love Quiet Clone! Although clone Dad was pretty cool too. :D This actually does seem like a really nice car.

[aifodasse]

what is this? cience fiction? a ford being better than a honda? wow..

[MisterDoctorNerd]

according to the multiverse theory, there is a universe where everybody i Craig Benzine. this is a universe in which I'd like to live.

[RosscoMAN1]

He should have drank coffee at the end

[bumblebeesrulebzzz12]

mmmm soymilkkkkkk

[TheRealrocker74]

yea lets see how long the fiesta lasts until it starts falling apart compared to the honda. I think we all know the answer to that one.

[johnonthecob]

if you have heard of the ford fiesta search " fiesta de happiness" help us blow this song up please.... do it for the music. .. if u dnt like the song plz talk shit to us make us cry!

[YoshoX10]

Craig is the master of cloning

[mkai4492]

QUICK..TO THE WHEEZYMOBILE

[hjfddfjdchkdchbxc]

hes pissed on milk

[zeekyboogydoog826]

The Fit crew's consolation prize was an immediate trip to the alligator pit. Actually, so was the Fiesta crew's.

[chrisbogdan]

WHEEZY!!!!!!!!!!!



[S4M10L4]

At what speed was this test conducted at?

[MrRoflBomb]

jimmy's a turd!

[alex10324533]

LOOL

[masterohumans]

Well actually, he's only a sell out if he said he would never do it seeing as he has to sell out his morals for cash to be a sell out. I'd like to go on the record as saying that if ford paid me bunches of money to do a car commercial I would.

[AndresBurrito10]

not even his beard would get me to buy a Ford

[trilete]

this guy needs to turn in his MAN CARD asap!

I ate a bunch of skittles and crapped out this commercial

0 to 60 sometime before the first mile?

[trilete]

this guy needs to turn in his MAN CARD asap!

[KoryWB]

Milk was not a good choice.

[bunnyeh2000]

WAIT. THEY GAVE HIM MILK INSTEAD OF COFFEE? DOES HIS CLONES KNOW HIM AT ALL?!

[CCmachine]

Hey, what're the songs in this?

[forrest225]

I don't understand the point of a cap less tank.

[Mani231290]

@forrest225 It's capless. :O

[lsl70]

For some reason I thought ShayCarl of the Shaytards was going to be in this video.

[bethrosegirlxx]

I would love to say SELL OUT but this pwns.

[butter0bunz]

how did you make this dang your good

[ihatebeverlyhills]

CLONES!

[couchkamote]

why does dave matthews sound different here?

[zachdsteele]

combine craig's general awesomeness with seriously well-done editing and you get this masterpiece

[S4M10L4]

@zachdsteele Better than craig's own editing? Haha yeah.

[peoplecallmeagoth]

It would've been cool to see some explosions.

[reamer113]

lmao "and a little for the fit"

[RoboticOctopus]

Grow up Judy!

[StanAlphabetski]

nothing against mike rowe and all... but id Take Wheezy Waiter over him any day :D

[spikpita]

You had help with this one. Great editing. You're the best Craig!

[sparkish808]

I feel like their refreshment at the end should have been coffee instead of milk... seeing as how Wheezy Waiter loves it when the coffee's done. 8D

[abel632]

0:22 hahaha lookin good

[Rodent588]

TEACH ME TO MAKE CLONES!!

[NicholeMarley]

YAY! MILWAUKEE! :D

[glacier2win]

holy shirt.

[theaddictsluv]

@MellowJelly so would I?!

[GekiMS]

2 things - 1. Fiesta is definately better. 2. What is the name of all the songs used?

[MellowJelly]

I would buy this car just because WheezyWaiter advertized it. xD

[Vin2241]

@MellowJelly so for a good long second I actually considered selling my passat

[aifodasse]

@MellowJelly ford marketing have done their job.

[Romo2WittenTD]

Was that supposed to be a nod to Chariots of Fire at the end there?

[XxF4KEandG4YxX]

soooo what word starts with an F and ends in a UCK FUCK! yes i no you all thought that dummies but its firetruck...

[JackIntheBK]

Not as good as the others

[PunkPlaidKitty]

Craig's dad's clone rox my sox!

[DeathThenZombie]

ftwthat is all

[silyrabbit67]

yay Milwaukee :D WI FTW

[LiamCrowley1990]

He would be great as a character similar to Alan from The Hangover.

[pyroguy5432]

@LiamCrowley1990

I was thinking the same thing :o

[duncemaster5]

If this were a youtube ad, I wouldn't mind :)

[ShockGaming1]

also, is there a place I can listen to the music in these videos?! :D

[ShockGaming1]

all of these videos you guys made should me a real commercial on youtube LOL

[DannyVss]

at the end to his friend clone he shoulda been like ' okay now to the alligator pit '

[IvarHuisman]

Yay craig won! amazing =D

[j0shjames]

what that his dad??? GET DRUUUNK!!!

[EmmyNeander]

Why was the dad with? :p

[SlashRocker7568]

Wheezy Waiter Just Got A Cumshot!!!!

[SchrodingersCake]

Craig barely got any milk in his mouth! His clone just poured it all over his nose and face.

[dreeg0n]

I LOVE HIS EDITING! and how he is everyone. (:

[ChateauOfADoubt]

I love that Craig's dad is in this AND cloned. #beautiful.

[Junix93]

1:21 magical cap?

[TheHijackreaper]

That milk drinking scene changed my life

[34kazkaz]

@TheHijackreaper

same i dont think i have the mentall strenght to unsee that

[theseraphsfury]

There probably is no real Craig. Real Craig was probably taken care of by Ford a long time ago so they could harness his cloning abilities and use the mindless pawns to sell their silly domestic cars.

[gdespain]

haha I love craig!

[CaptPlaceholder]

What's the song that's used when they're racing?

It's REAL good.

[flomchick13]

Omg. THIS COMMERCIAL NEEDS TO BE ON TELEVISION. xD

[RyanMatejka]

HOLY SHIT YOU WERE IN MILWAUKEE AND DIDN'T TELL ME!?!

[F00D1ES]

42 miles... Coincidence? I think not! :D

[FalcnPWNCH]

EXPLOSIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­! in a car

[xxxxbubblewrapxxxx]

No beard can beat BeardTard.

[Gennady100]

i love how this and his other one have tributes to his wheezy waiter videos

[kathykatinahat]

All of this shameless advertising...

is working. I WANTS ONE

[THEAARGUY]

that honda fit could go away with an EXPLOSION!!

[behnnie]

I can't believe I missed Wheezy Waiter at the Milwaukee Mile!! :(

[rorose132]

I much prefer Honda, but I gotta say, Ford is really stepping it up with the spokespeople.

[dancewithme113]

i want this car when i get my license!

[CaelynTekVP]

I would have loved the Ford fiesta, if only it had been available LAST YEAR when we bought our Fit..... but really I love my Fit.

[inkedchick80]

Was it just me or did that milk part scream homoerotic ... no? just me? ....

[kappuXkeikiiXkeiko]

@inkedchick80 not just you...

[Grylls4Ever]

lol the milk part was kinda gross

[haruhimagirl]

OMG AHHHHH!!!!! WHICH ONE IS THE REAL CRAIG???

[SaukaKumagae]

Really entertaining. They should have this on tv.

[skofadown]

I'm sold.

[wiidog91]

Craig i'd buy anything if you're selling it



[Nannirk]

I don't like commercials that make other brands look bad, instead of just focusing on what's good about the product. But WheezyWaiter sure is funny.

[Kisf0rKelly]

@Nannirk I agree completely.

[ohcanada2009]

these are brilliant!

[cauliflower346]

this is amazing! :O

[trickyfeet]

GET DRUNK!!

[Fabrazz]

I want Wheezy in a TV show.NOW.

[Wigstrom91]

@Fabrazz Yes! as a talk show-host! :D

[laurification]

Craig should be on tv.. and have his own show.

[bigheadomaat]

Awesome = )

[Gyumuko]

LOL craig is awesome!

i want a ford fiesta now! :( oh wait, im only 13 D;

5 more years till i can get a car :'(

[CharlotteStafford]

haha this should be an advert :)

[rabidabbey]

only wheezy could make such an entertaining commercial *wink*

[cantstopruning]

yum sock apples XD

[darrellspivey]

I LOOOVE YOU CRAIG!!

[BexiiSuxx]

Woo Craig :D haha

[THEwilliamcheek]

Aw, the Milwaukee Mile...quite sucks to not have Indy cars there anymore. But uh, this isn't the worst consolation. Haha!

[xSheens]

LOL!

[furiouza]

very cool video! Great job clones! and of course the real craig ;)

[Dandouna]

"GET DRUNKK!!!"

[ChappStickMan]

I thought for sure the Clone Dads were going to say "GET DRUNK!"

[MrColbyJackCheese]

Best Commercial ever.

[AlexGT230]

lol, clone dad

[Danny14Pater14]

What did that milk remind anybody of? XD

[Imperaros]

so many clones and he has to kill them all at the end, how sad..

[mynameisjoe96]

@Imperaros with an EXPLOSION!!

[Canuck922]

Omg its amazing what real production studios can do with cloning craig!

[LovehammerMedia]

@Canuck922 Craig is a professional... he edits videos for a living...

[moviehero88]

Wheezy Waiter is the *Sh..{Shirt!}!!!!!

[MrWarcraft1000]

If you have not subscribed to Craig's channel WheezyWaiter.. you fail.

[booshbesotted]

I want a Wheezy action figure! 8D

[treio8594]

Ford Fiesta miles per gallon test!

Ford Fiesta miles per gallon THE BEST!!!

I love you, Weezy Waiter.

[xzero0100]

the milk shoulda been coffee

[JishanHeath]

lol, his clones xD

[moviehero88]

@JishanHeath To the alligator pit, Now!

[AgentCDI]

2:12 GET DRUUUNK!

[RobinaFerd]

AMAZING



[BennyOhTool]

wheezy is doing adverts now? :L awesome!

[LovehammerMedia]

@BennyOhTool He got a actual Ford Fiesta and free gas for 6months a while back to do this. Would you not accept that?

[BennyOhTool]

@LovehammerMedia who wouldn't accept that? xD

[ChRoPi21]

MILK WAS A BAD CHOICE!

[AlexRaato]

mixed feelings mixed feelings :'S

+ makes dad proud

- makes people buy gas engine cars

[AlexRaato]

@AlexRaato (though a guy named Benzin advertising an electric car could be equally wrong)

[VronVieh]

wheezy :DDDDDD we love you!

[ReverbDP]

GET DRUNK!

[MegaMuffinqueen]

That wasn't milk :P

[SarahOasis]

Wow, the clones are all smarter than I imagined! 8') And now I want this car!

[SuperHamster2]

you make me wanna buy that car...

[HaraldNordbo]

How can anyone say this is selling out? He's just making a living. 

[CeConco]

wheezy you are awesome!! :D

[arekceg]

clone dad FTW!

[LisebethICC]

This is not selling out. This is being smart. Who wouldnt want to quit a shitty job and get paid for doing YouTube fun stuff.

[Blade5468]

@supercutycat I'm sure that if someone asked you to make a two-to-three-minute-video (what you do on a daily basis) and have complete creative control over it, AND get to make money and have fun, you'd probably say no, wouldn't you?

There's a difference between being an idiot and not selling out, selling out would be nigahiga posting a commercial that has nothing to do with him on his channel just so that all of his subscribers would see it. This is HIM making a video, just about something else

[thetrouts1]

i seriously want a ford fiesta now.

[JudsonRadio]

Wheezy....you are a genious.

'nuf said.

Except that I can't believe I got to meet you at VidCon.

[hici61]

this cars now strangly look super hot to me!!!!!! it works! hot craig.

[larztallica316]

2:10 GET DRUNK!

[Noneayerbizness]

@supercutycat Craig started on youtube in hopes of launching a career, something that he is quite up front about. And those of us that are fans of his work should be thankful for that, and very happy for him that it is working. That's not selling out at all.

[lauradoestheastro]

But...I thought the Fit was go.

[Kuchcior]

@supercutycat who cares? he hasn't advertised it on his channel and he could do in these videos what he had planned.

these commercials are awesome, wheezy got paid for them. everybody wins

[SeekingMyGr8Perhaps]

Good job. This was really funny.

[junebugsinjuly]

I want to see craig as a movie star.

[kraller22]

@supercutycat sold out for AWESOME!

[AFIForever6]

Wheezy should have re-fueled with Coffee!!!!!

[brandilyon]

i love my honda fit :)

[Blazer1998]

FORD SUCKS AND WHEEZY WAITER IS AWESOME