Drunk Vegas Lawyer causes mistrial in court Part 1/4

[aattitude]

No way... it's been six fucking years since I first saw this shit? WTF!

[chazsinohui]

If im drunk im calling in

[Bearcasket5]

Drunk Tank

[302zman]

A judge that sounds like a phone sex operator and a drunk cokehead lawyer.................Fucking Vegas Baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[302zman]

All those years of school and the bar........fuck

[SuperPacman66]

"with da with the flashers on..wish umm mush bliy damage...itss a two thousands sixxsss audi"

[frosty69s]

i agree concussion

[karian4]

There are 666 likes. I hope I don't get cursed for making it 667 but this is some epic shit. Gotta press like.

[Pimpsonite]

The silent moments are just intense. LoL.

[magfly1975]

LMAO



[1armyag]

Leaving the scene of an accident...I would not like to be represented by a lawyer that should be in jail with me? This is our system. Could this lawyer convince a jury that you are not guilty when he can not convene the judge that he is able to be in court?

[detahdomo]

lmao "My head has been subject to many severe contacts" just the words you wanna hear coming from your attorney

[EDB0223]

That has to be the worlds sweetest judge.

[mryellow123]

lol "someone rear-ended me" hahahahaha probably reversed into them

[TheZoelzer2]

go to the bathroom, and beat yourself up. hurry.lol

[gogocharlesco]

for some reason this reminds me of 'liar liar' with jim carey lol

[6663000]

Maybe he has a concussion?

[SuperPacman66]

He is a Las Vegas local..umm his name is Chis! and ahh..I'm drunk as shit your honor ;/

[fuzztubeyou]

mush damage

[SuperPacman66]

@fuzztubeyou...Lmao

[guitarplayer3602]

lol "im willing to play hurt" haha what a stupid thing to say.

[MinoritiesRlazy]

hahaha hes is so like me i never ever call the fucking police.........som1 broke into my house for example they get a bullet in the skull no handcuffs..........dead men cant testify against you

[GoodFella21100]

"My head has been the subject of many severe contacts" lol

[laxmd43]

The judge seems really sweet.

[poopsiclesX2]

Drunk tank

[GalaticSpaceHero]

HAAAAAAAA, Las Vegas Action ! Shows up to court drunk ! HAAAAAAAAAAA Great ! He dosnt look right ? No kidding . do you need medical attention ?HAAAAAAAAAAA no he says hes willing to pllay hurt , HAAAAAA 100% , he suffered concusion but he fills he should go forward . HAAAAAAA Lawyer needs another drink and he ll be ready to go forward with the case.

[ilovemoviesuk]

that judge is way to nosey LOL

[reflex0r]

LIKE A BOSS.

[RazzorAux]

Judge has a great voice. That's the type of automated voice I know I would like to hear. She may not be a looker, but isn't ugly.

[ilovemoviesuk]

@RazzorAux i think they have to have an automated voice. I think they have to be quite cold people to be able to do what they do

[huntsman1230]

Cops cheesin' at 4:15 lololol

[zcxvasdfqwer1234]

"...I may have suffered a concussion your honor..."

[MrJimmyboy1972]

some lawyer! thank god i am not an innocent person relying on this drunk.

[MondoBeno]

We can't see the Judge's face, but I suspect she's trying hard not to laugh. If she believed the "concussion" story, she'd say "no, you're not going to do this now, we're going to pospone."

[gombis666]

Had he just said - "I want to go home" - he would have avoided all of this unpleasantness.

[nuclearthreat545]

lol This guy partied to hard

[attorneyericwoods]

Although this is humorous, I find it hard to see anyone wanting this lawyer to represent them after doing a quick search for his name.

[legalglitz]

If that guy can pass the bar exam...

[Umba]

damn, this is the nicest judge ever

[HalfwayxToxHell]

to my chambers boys!!!!

[DarkReapersGrim]

2:26, "I'm ready to go forward." His client looked worried. Haha. Wow, I feel sorry for both of them.

[skatz1922]

TFTC



[nornironbloke]

Your honour I might be talking shite and have concussion but ive just remembered the name of the bastard who rear ended me it was Jack Daniels!!

[FJAF77]

follow me in twitter @franalcofer

[habibi020202]

why does he goes into details right off the bat, the more he talks the more he fucks up.

[kimelajeanp]

Don"t hire this stupid ~ dumb ~ lawyer ~~

[RevolvingDoor22]

He should've just stayed home

[johnladd0311]

i love how the judge keeps setting him up

[PrUnEJuIcEtHeThIrD]

"I'm not in favor of dialing 911" LOLOLOL

[affadosman]

lollllllllll this like watching a student get caught in the principles office.

[aegisknox]

Client should of said "Your honor, i fire my lawyer... can i defend myself?"

[bruhaha69]

"My head has been the subject of many severe contacts" hahahahah

[Danbo342]

For those that want to learn more on this, Google:

Joseph Caramango. This took place in Las Vegas where he was defending his client in a kidnapping case (not child kidnapping like one would think). There is a really interesting read on it that I can't fit here. This lawyer still practices, he got caught up in Vegas night life, booze & Cocaine. The judge could have hung him but didn't. The defendant seems to have gotten probation. Read more here (just add the 3 W's before)

tinyurl(dot)com/2am4vf

[Credithelper75]

Damn...I used to work in the legal field and live here in Las Vegas...I was hoping it would be someone I knew. All the attorneys here are lunatics, LoL

[mixa205]

OMFG xD Hahaha

[nordhorny]

This guy had 2 car crashes that morning, the second is proving much worse !

[danny6231]

my neck, my back, my neck and my back!

[imtchincttn1]

DRUNK TANK!!!!!

[indyclone123]

@imtchincttn1 way to seal a comment

[thelawyersnjurists]

@indyclone123

[harleybunt]

I'd love to hear what went on "In Chambers."

Some pretense to truth would be advantageous, no?

[iHydra]

"watch the judge loose her patience". loose? lol

[tardedZnerfZgun]

DRUNK TANK

[QuantumStates]

That judge's voice is so relaxing to hear.

[PayTheFiddlerBlog]

Nobody noticed this guy's slurred speech from the minute he opened his mouth??

[randelbrooks]

OK guys, see why foolish, irresponsible guys end up having the girls take over jobs like being judges? Momma here has to shame shame the bad little boy who is supposed to be a man and a lawyer. Something to think about. This guy could be a poster boy for women's lib.

[silentfades]

The prosecution is loving every minute of this and at the same time getting paid for it.

[mrtaz1990]

his client all looking at him like shut the fuck up and site down you idiot...lol

[mrtaz1990]

...lol that guys is still half shot

[xe1881]

Damn that client is an idiot for hiring that lawyer

[MamaFarr]

He played professional ice hockey?



[martinez418]

A court house nurse? is there an actual court house nurse?

[JRod8885]

Philosophically, this is hilarious.

[Kopihucky]

for a lawyer.. this guy sure is a bad liar

[deenatvinnereim]

bc of the whiplash your honor... or the booze.... haha.

[encliticcopula]

I love how the soft-spoken judge gently, politely fed this guy enough rope to hang himself.

[EgoNamahaNemoRex]

Indeed, this man was an inspiration during 1L finals... Though I hope the BS I wrote on that torts exam ... is recieved more favorably

[konatown5]

@EgoNamahaNemoRex As a 1L, what was you're GPA/LSAT score?

[EgoNamahaNemoRex]

@konatown5 3.51/171

[konatown5]

@EgoNamahaNemoRex Wow impressive LSAT. T14???

[EgoNamahaNemoRex]

@konatown5 though, Canadian law school admissions are equivalent to the USA top 13...

its unheard of in Canada for Common Law admissions with LSAT below 160s... and our cGPA requirements are quite different. Most are not on a 4.0 scale, though mine was at McGill.

Its best not to compare the Canadian JD admissions to American JD Admissions, it may confuse you.

[konatown5]

@EgoNamahaNemoRex Ah, ok. Yeah low 160's i'll still apply for schools. Thanks for the reply.

[antixarchangel]

but ONLY philisophically

[unspeakable28]

The Judge has a very sexy voice, This is like Hangover2 movie or something.

[46Mongoose]

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, after all that's what malpractice insurance is for.

[freakylocz14]

This will be me after law school.

[JPCrespo]

"I'm willing to play hurt"

[D4RkxGAMING]

ISNT SHE SUPPOSE TO BE IN THE KITCHEN

[gangreneday]

He should have told her he's on pain killers...

[deathbymessenger]

maaannnnn he is A LIAR!!!

[chukchee]

I think he is fine. Just typical lawyer.

[reno93535]

@BookhouseBoy77 By that I think he meant he was looking forward to going home for his next shots ot tequila. But WTF do I know, he's the attorney. :-) It was great how he told the judge he was friends with the woman. "Your honor, I knew here for 20 minutes." Haha....too good.

[reno93535]

@BookhouseBoy77 I watched Part 2/4 thinking it woudn't be as good as this. It was as good or better. That led me to Part 3/4 which wasn't a letdown, and then on to 4/4 which would put any current Hollywood movie to shame.

The calmness of this judge added to the quality of this comedy. I would pay to see more video of this attorney.

[ZLBarrister]

A fine, outstanding member of our profession. He makes me so proud.

[reno93535]

I never call the police because that's how I handle my drinking, your Honor. I don't drink and drive because I might hit a bump and spill my drink, but I'm ready to go forward. I may have suffered a concussion, wiplash, nerve damage, and a hangover, but I'm ready to go.

[jimoffy]

any one up for some dirty ass chat?

[plasticbratt]

I personally enjoy imagining what the lawyer's internal monologue might be like: "Ok, just be cool. Maintain. She is totally buying this...."

[geoffhang10]

I'm willing to play hurt. As if it's a game.

[deepshockonYT]

@geoffhang10 It sucks when any member of the legal profession treats justice like a game, to be won or lost. It sucks most of all for the client.

[livingisaight]

"....I'm not in favor of dialing 911"

[howrude88]

this is so sad.... if i was his client.. i be like.. fuck my live.. im going to jail

[64522744]

i hate most lawyers............their not even there to find out the truth, it may happen sometimes, but thats not really what they do........they are there to "win a case", even if the client is guilty..................wtf

[labamba8448]

thumbs up if you hear that judge voice in a porn movie.

[58jtaylor]

judge has a sexy voice

[SICKJ0KER]

99% of lawyers make all the others look bad.

[okvowner]

I bet you this dirtbag lawyer will have the nerve to charge his client $250/hour for his time! If only lawyers were disbarred... what a beautiful world this would be. But nope... it's a special club and the members are ALWAYS protected by their own.

Do you think the judge would have been this kind if she were speaking to a non-laywer, like the defendant? No way!!!

Human beings get trashed by the courts... lawyers get treated like cozy members of the frat house.

God Bless America!

[gigglesdotcom]

@okvowner: Sounds like someone has a persecution complex. If you want to be a lawyer, go to law school and stop bitching.

[333assman]

@gigglesdotcom I agree that he was going off on a rant, but it sounds like someone is a lawyer disgruntled with the fact most people don't appreciate liars.

[gigglesdotcom]

@333assman I'm not a lawyer and I don't like liars either. I just think it's stupid to make such sweeping generalizations.

[okvowner]

@gigglesdotcom: You MUST be a lawyer or living off the wealth of one because, giggles, your argument was as stupid as most lawyers. The FACT is that lawyers and politicians get away with acting like assholes & liars b/c they are part of the club. This is an example. This jackass was supposed to be representing his client... instead he will be billing for having a private session with the judge to talk about his drinking problem and his client is screwed.. He should be DISBARRED.

[MrPoppabitch]

drunk aint the word more like FUCKED UP LMAO!!!!!!!!

[TheBruceclaugus]

this is not good

[Newspeakgeneration]

The defendant is just like.. wow.. thanks man i appreciate that.

[trippplefive]

Judge does sound hot.

[Keresana15]

im not in favor of dialing 911 XD hahahaha woooowowwwwwww!!!!!!!!! smart smart smart smart smart!!!!

[EgoNamahaNemoRex]

I love this. American lawyers are capable of the most profoundly silly things... there's no other common law jurisdiction quite like it.

[TheSocialRevolution]

he should have called in sick.

[EgoNamahaNemoRex]

@TheSocialRevolution that's not something you can do if you're defence counsel at a criminal trial.

[FieldMarshalRommel23]

He should just shut the fuck up and admit he's drunk! He'll get more respect than lying trough his teeth; The only reason the judge is entertaining him is too see how far he'll lie!

[Cameronsfx]

Joseph Caramagno is his name. He lost his law license. He should have been prosecuted for perjury (lying in court) and sent to the slammer. Google him.

[fumala420]

his head has been subject to many severe contacts

[chype]

Would have been easier if he just faked passing out from head injury or something lol

[california342]

what happen in vegas stay in vegas. stay there fucker we no need your fucking services any where

[Bengals500]

i wonder if he really got head

[Aosisg]

Can someone tell me which judge this is? I know it must be clark county courts but which judge is this?

[absurdpurple]

the judge sounds hot

[Paulmcxxx1]

The cops are just salivating, waiting to throw him to the ground...

[effingya]

oh i would LOVE to see the 'back in chambers' conversation, wow, the judge is absolutely on point, ethical, and appropriate on the recod

[effingya]

it is amazing that man's life is concerned, and the lawyer is drunk

[RLhockey203]

dude... if that was my lawyer... id fucking back hand the shit out of him

[TobyWontLearn]

Man..... why did he go into court???? He should have went to breakfast, then kept drinking.

[05mjdubb]

During the first week of law school, we had a special workshop about what to do if you smell alcohol on a coworker during the day and we were given a hotline to call if we develop any "problems."

Gotta love this profession...

[MrGrevy]

This smarmy little jew should have been immediately, permanently disbarred. Utterly disgusting. Hope he dies.

[Think4Yourselves]

his poor client must be like, fuck fuck fuck me, im screwed.

[SamIAmSXE]

@Think4Yourselves Not really, now all the attention's on the lawyer lmfao.

[513986916]

Oh no...Oh no!!!

[wiggity08]

ummmm... prosecutors office usually sit on the left lookin at the judge..... that dudes probably disbarred and FuCkEd for life

[revontessi]

is it just me, or does this guy sound like Michael Scott from the Office.

[futuristfood]

BOZO

[gspendlove]

Funniest episode of "Law & Order" ever! Bom-Bom!

[feelmydeepthoughts]

I HAVE A PHILOSOPHY SIMILAR TO THAT LAWYER'S---NO COP CALLING--IM WITH U ALL THE WAY

[zaxterry]

@feelmydeepthoughts criminal UGH!!!

[911FalseFlagTerror01]

@feelmydeepthoughts Is he black? Lol.

[szqsk8]

Hope the defendant fired this clown! I'd sue him for money back that I had paid him. What a smarmy weasel. Probably has 'short guy syndrome'. His statement that he "never calls the police" is priceless!

[afterapplepicking]

I get the feeling the judge knew this idiot was drunk from the get-go, but even for as futile as it was, this guy's excuse was still terrible. Excuses for being late need to be simple and forgettable and related to something that commonly happens to people. Car accidents don't qualify.

He contradicts himself even within single sentences. If you really had a concussion or felt like you had one, you wouldn't be able to proceed with a trial. Or with anything else for a while, either.

[Kopihucky]

I like this judge, she knows the guy is an idiot and is just making him look more like one

[yourboyken]

Just watching this makes me emmbarrased!

[Gwmcmi02]

Quite possibly the most patient judge I've ever seen.

[540killer]

watch?v=XOfxVfOjiDk My uncle Drunk out of his mind

[MrRakija99]

It is not polite to speak with hands in your pockets...

[N0FA1L]

Philisophically, judge I never call the police.

BECAUSE??? lol

[8159173]

I may be drunk and just pissed myself.. but I..I..I can continue forward

[ronnjeff]

I'm a lawyer and all I can say is that he did way, way too much talking! Then again, be must have been 'smashed'..so to speak :). Total disgrace.

[legofreak221]

Drunk Tank

[PaisleyPlace]

This attorney is what is known as a functional drunk

[thegirl44]

@PaisleyPlace

You called it, baby. Higly functioning alcoholic...in his own mind.

I think that my dad and brothers were the control group for coming up with that "distinction".

[PaisleyPlace]

@thegirl44 Not highly functional... Just functional. Strangely enough, I was sure my birth father was the only one in that control group but it appears he wasn't alone. LOL! But he'd drive, work, & nobody would be the wiser unless he drank more than usual. He went after a guy w/ a sharp-shooter shovel once (it's a special shovel electricians & coax/fiber contractors use to cut the ground w/o risking hitting buried lines) He actually quit b4 they could fire him & caught another job days l8r.

[thegirl44]

@PaisleyPlace

My dad worked in entertainment in the 60's and 70's, so everyone was out of their fucking tree and no one cared.

The 'Rehab" trend of the 80's bit my dad in the ass, hard, but by then he had worked so much that he could pick and choose his contracts and he usually picked and chose those acts that still drank.

What amazes me is that the drunk old bastard is still alive at 70, AND still using his original liver.

[PaisleyPlace]

@thegirl44 My birth father wouldn't set foot in a rehab. He wouldn't even stay at the VA behind locked doors. He did finally go to counseling but was a ruse. He was doing it to get military benefits for those who served in combat. Yet, oddly enough, he wouldn't pay a dime in support when I raised my brother alone w/only my income. & yes, that bastard's still alive too. He's in his 70s now. Pickled liver, bad heart, & still going & still drinking yet I'm fighting 4 my life against lupus/Sjogrens

[PaisleyPlace]

@thegirl44 cont'd: not to mention having had a recent scare when I had to have 2 cysts removed. Thankfully, there's no sign of breast cancer on pathology, tho' another tiny cyst showed up on ultrasound beneath the 2 removed & there's 4 more on the other side we;re waiting on. If they change as the others did, I'll be back under the knife again & again, hoping it's not breast cancer b/c having a toasted immune system doesn't go well w/chemotherapy or radiation therapy.

[FoxtrotCinema]

dddrrrrUUUUNNNNKKKK TANKKKKKKKKKKK WOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[harmonicskillz]

drunk tank!



[kevinestroud]

I am confused this man does not seem drunk he does not slur his speech at all . His story is 100% false but drunk?

[Triplette3]

@kevinestroud I don't slur my speech when I get drunk either...but my southern drawl does become more prominent

[Ace19productions]

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[Balangi123]

drunk tank



[swgpeva2]

drunk tank

[nooneherebutustrees]

DRUNK TANK

[HairyMerlin]

Drunk TANK!!!!!

[nevrest]

dRUNK Tank

[cleanuponaisle2]

haha, this guy actually laughs at 2:05, holy shit, then it is all downhill on after that, LMAO. This is incredible!

[doomsdaymonster7]

He's not drunk. It's clear that he suffered head injury by way he talks and what he says

[MrGrevy]

@doomsdaymonster7 No, he was found to have been drunk you uneducated, gullible piece of garbage.