Under the Weather

[wgm1476]

its finaly back to red vs blue (For Real)

[JahCoBay]

IF simmons hasn't gone to the bathroom in over three years then wouldn't he be all fat and bloated with everything he's holding in?

lol

[Xerogravitation]

@JahCoBay naaahhh he probably shits himself and then gets his armour dry cleaned

[thatsgoodbeard]

simmons goes home = exploded toilet

[tropicbird94]

Is he republican? Hahahaha

[MrSO9014]

wow, caboose is getting smarter.

[tdub585]

-You need a doctor

-...Please don't do it!

[zomibiezzzzzzzzzzzzz]

HES PREGNANT

[hellpainterx1]

O'malley, Doc, and Lopez: best villains ever 

[iblamebentley]

I think the US has a distinct lack of biological weapons facilities run by porn stars.

[TheEliitee]

o heres the doc..

[mrsaklos]

-or its a key all the time and when you stick it in people it unlocks their death

XD caboose XD

[VvVLuffyM2]

Is he republican?

[kyleknight99]

Andy: You need a doctor!

Caboose: Please dont do it

Me: LOL

[smashertron]

Caboose: He ate all my food and throw it up on the floor. He could've just thrown it on the floor and cut out the middle man.

Caboose by far has the most memorable quotes.

[lovepeacejesuschrist]

Caboose: please don't!

[Neffero]

Has anyone noticed the sword is a huge Keyblade reference from Kingdom Hearts?

[3DISEASE]

How the hell.... do you pick your nose with a payphone?

[Emoli44]

Cravings

Sickness

Mood swings

Sounds like the flu ^.^

[MimeSlayer1337]

Church can't get sick either, he's a ghost possessing a robot.

[Mattattack999]

@MimeSlayer1337 Hes not a ghost hes an A.I (Alpha) its like a smart robot controlling a dumb robot

[01clearshot]

Church: Why would solar power make him sick?

Caboose: is he a republican?

[serventofchaos]

@01clearshot look up someone already did that, or look up further and watch the fucking video instead of writing a script for it

[Kira2521]

I keep thinking someone's going to refer to tuckers sword as a kayblade

[Venom1843]

It's gonna be a very eventful homecoming.

[dahoward96]

No i'm just worried man if this is contagious. Because for all we know Caboose is next. Then he's throwin up, runnin a huge fever. Then the next thing you know he starts bleeding out his eyes cause his organs are liquifying; and i'm gonna be the one to hold his hand while he screams himself to death....thats not gonna be any fun.

[Requ1escat1nPACE]

For the love of evil someone get the phone!

[Omnimonful]

Cabooose:and because you trow up 10 minutes ago...

and thats just gross

thumbs up if you laugh your guts out

[AxMadxRuSSian]

Andy- if you want a medical diagnosis go see a doctor.

Caboose-please don't do it.

LAWL!!!!!!!

[Oskarmandude1]

5:52

It's not an Xbox 360 game.

[MilesEdgeworthJr]

Im gonna take a vitamin

[TheDragonfriday]

Caboose: or it a key all the time and when you stick into people it unlock there death

Me:that a funny line XD

[Famousreflex1]

@TheDragonfriday their

[TheDragonfriday]

@Famousreflex1 o ya i for got to put that word

[thatsgoodbeard]

@TheDragonfriday best halo win ever

[youdeadman88]

i only just realised the screen got wider at the end of the video

[treny33]

so basicly Tuckers sword is the keyblade of death. on locks, fancy lookin key. on everthing else kickass sword.

[TheAlfmeister101]

1:00, thats the first time church has been nice to caboose,

[MegaDewey33]

nice episode summary

[Mysockmonster]

Or maybe its a key all the time and when you stick it in someone it unlocks their death!

[MyGamer125]

5:03 I love how Caboose knew what Church was thinking

[dylloop]

If you agree Red Vs. Blue should be on Netflix thumbs up

[dylloop]

"Why would solar power make him sick?"

"Is he a republican?"

LOL

[CeLiiAx3]

"You don't think the sword is making him sick do you?"

"I don't see how, it didn't sneeze once."

LOL

[doods458]

I'm going to take a vitamin.

[Jedzored]

i want to live in simmons world for ten minutes. then i would never have to take a shit ever again.

[crazymn321fan]

i bet he woulda just thrown up your head later...and you could just put it back on-caboose

GOD YOUR FUNNY CABOOSE :D

[YuTe3712]

"...I would love to live in your world for about 10 minutes."

DATS WHAT MY TEACHER ONCE SAID TO ME!! :D

[greenday103921guns]

-Why would Solar power make him sick?

-Is he a republican?

Caboose for president

[predwarlord]

@greenday103921guns lol 69 thumbs up, enjoy this magical moment

[stueeps1]

i would love to live in cabose's world for 10 mins too

[guitarfreak1234321]

Caboose kinda reminds me of Tobuscus...

[grifballa]

i think we would all love to live in Caboose's world for about 10 minutes

[aznbuddaboi]

@grifballa smoke a blunt

[Cmjf00013]

@aznbuddaboi god dude...

[persiathepyrox]

why does caboose seem really dumb but makes really good points like keys and deathe republicans and solar energy

[Xeddrief]

Its a Keyblade!

[shaneXtreame]

church- "how would solar power make him sick?"

caboose- "is he republican?"

[stueeps1]

@shaneXtreame damn lol

[MrKidaff]

anybody seen the simularity between RvB and the Beetle Bailey series? it's a rip off!

Beetle Bailey- Griff both lazy

Sergeant Orville P. Snorkel - Sarge both terribly leader & hates Beetle bailey/Griff

Sheila Buxley- sheila the tank both femine

Private Diller- Tucker both ladies men

Private zero- caboose both stupid & farm boys & like the sheila figure

Private Plato-church both Smart and friends with diller/tucker

Otto-simmons both kissass on sergeant friends with bailey/griff

list goes on...

[KittyGuy19]

Did anyone else notice the spike in Caboose's intelligence and logic?

[videocritic42]

Doc is still alive??!!!!

[Darkraizenri]

"Why would solar power make him sick?"

"Is he Republican?"

rofl

[TheDesperatemuslim]

holy shit i don't care about am pm

[AV3NG3DSV3NF0LD]

I don't care if you spoil it I've seen the series 11 times.

[Lordxvirus]

"Is he a Republican?"....probably the most hilarious quote out of this...hahaha

[Doyouhearthemtoo]

WAIT Church is worried about getting sick? He is DEADSIES.

[CoryWong707]

Caboose's Reaction To Him Dying

Caboose:........I'm Gonna Go Take A Vitamin

[mchief57]

"insert random quote from Caboose here"

haha

cabboose is so awesome "insert random face"

where are my 100 thumbs ups?

[sverredennye]

@mchief57 well, you had a nice try. Better luck next time.

[Foonsiz]

Damn it laptop WORK!!!

[CodeKyuubi]

Lmao.

Church: Why would solar power make him sick?

Caboose: Is he Republican?

[afroebob]

1:42 that actually was pretty clever... Bravo Caboose. Bravo.

[rebelgurly08]

2:48-3:00 I think Tucker's pregnant.

[joeeo99]

"is he a republican"

[sverredennye]

Hey church is an ai

[sonicprop97]

Who plays caboose i have to know

[UltimatDigimonFan]

@sonicprop97 joel heyman

[DrMalHarkness]

@ 5:04 OMFG!!!! Caboose actually UNDERSTOOD SOMETHING!?

[theminecraftdudez26]

"for all i know caboose could be next bleeding out of his eyes and i got to hold his hand"

caboose: "im gonna go take some vitamins " lol caboose is the best

[IronhandzWoW]

38 people were "unlocked" by Tucker's sword.

[SSgtJ0hns0n]

If I see one more advert about Mac & Linux classrooms, I'm going to find all of those classrooms and burn them all down and replace them with PC-98s.

[MadAsTheHatterx2]

I'm gonna go take a vitamin!

[brianab55]

"why would solar power make him sick?!"

"is he republican?"

god i love Caboose!!

[MyGamer125]

Caboose needs his own Halo game

[catz135]

@MyGamer125 O_o it would be exactly like halo but everyone looks like church and you play as a nyan cat

[grandadmiralthrawn92]

I find you too sarcastic for just a head...

[geglespheler]

Church wouldn't let 38 people blow up the base.

[sarahsue123]

church: why would solar power make him sick?

caboose: is he republican?

[111pikachu]

Who cares about Ratchet and Clank, I want more Caboose!

[tehnoob221]

i dont care about the datapoints from a crash test dummy!!

[skullzzy]

unlocks death LOL pro statement

[thecodgod55]

I wish i had a friend like Caboose... or I wish I was like Caboose.

[grandadmiralthrawn92]

thumbs up for RoosterTeeth making an awesome web series!

[Deoxor]

Church: "Why would solar power make him sick?"

Caboose: "Is he Republican?"

Ahh, Caboose. You are my Aztecian god.

[grandadmiralthrawn92]

You know, maybe people have forgotten that Church is in the body of a robot? just want to remind everyone of that, tks

[SamauraiRippeR]

-Maybe the sword made him sick?

-I don't see how it hasn't sneezed once.

XD ROFLYSST

[mynamesjiimmy69]

ima go take a vitamin

[EmporerAaron]

seriously, how do u come up with this stuff, cause u are a genius, they are hilarious

[sniperdown23]

its gonna be a very eventful homecoming

[OoTheInfamousoO]

I NEED MY DAILY CABOOSE FIX!

[Bismarckisawesome]

Tex should train Church in combat.

[EmporerAaron]

why does it seem like omalley is the only one that understands lopez

[idonthavegoodname1]

@EmporerAaron Because O'Malley is the only one who understands Lopez.

[Gousteaue]

I read

"Why do we have a million doomsday devices and no answering machine?"

-"for more episodes"

...it seemed to make sense...

[AirMc1]

theres a possibility that Caboose may be a basehead

[AirMc1]

wheres the discrption 4 this video?

[DFFfanalltheway]

@AirMc1 under the weather

[AirMc1]

@DFFfanalltheway thats not descibing nothing. Its jus repeatin the title.

[DeviantDevastator]

Caboose: "Or its a key all the time....and when you stick it in people it unlocks their death"

XD Caboose your the best LOL

[dogzilla0578]

@DeviantDevastator Wow....did Church just compliment Caboose?

[BILLYjim56]

@DeviantDevastator Chruch: Why would solar power poison him? Caboose: Is he a republican? Caboose is the best...

[armorhide406]

10 megatons tops

[armorhide406]

the new teleporter looks like a green vulva

[wiseysixteen16]

Doc/O'Malley: What do I pay you for

Lopez: To clean up your foiled plots

Ooooh Burnt!

[socccerpro2]

who else hates that the top 2 comments ARE EXACTLY THA SAME THING!!!

[JLConawayII]

Caboose's IQ is a divide-by-zero error

[Brendan2911]

Caboose: Or its a key all the time and when you stick it in people, it unlocks their death. You gotta love him!

[LXDARKD3M0NXL11]

0:46 god dam man i would love to live in your world man for 10 minutes

[jedin81984]

this is one of the best seasons ever

oh yeah this thing glows when he's pregnant and this setting checks for impotence, oh wait this one causes impotence

[shanesuss]

lopez helps me study for spanish tests :D

[MrMrcole123]

oh caboose he is funny all the rest are too but caboose is a one of a kind basicly

LOL caboose

[BulletOwnzU]

Stop making the top comments quotes from the videos! you're ruining it for the people that haven't seen it!! >:[

[nicknitro987]

I want to live in Caboose's World for ten minutes.............

[smoothymcgyver]

@nicknitro987 he's just so deep

[yourdemiseishere]

@nicknitro987 n..n...nno you d.dont things happen in there t..that you have to have i.Q 0 t.to not GO INVGFGXCMJVGSMJLKBTRGHC

[allroundvidmaker]

@nicknitro987 we already did in season one or two 

[URreadingmyaccname]

@nicknitro987 I want to live in his world for ever!

[latinoburn]

BOTH TOP COMMENTS ARE ABOUT THE SAME THING!!

[latinoburn]

@Omega419Echo WHY WOULD YOU SPOIL IT!!

[angusrangers8]

@Omega419Echo Way to spoil it for people eho havent seen it yet

[thatoneguymeza]

@Omega419Echo you sir are a butthole. Why?

[Sonicman379]

if andy wants to explode just trow him in the air and say 3 2 1

[Sonicman379]

caboose is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO stupid he is funny

[Hunt99741]

lol whats caboose smoking that unlocks his own little world, he should share

[sebasxgrell666]

la telephono xD lololololololol

[TheTelenation]

Church is a MACHINE why doesn't he just go in there to check on tucker.

It's not like he can get sick, he's a Ghost!

[InvisiblerApple]

"Is he a republican" just made my month

[anigodess]

for the love of evil someone pick up the phone!

[stormhawkdude]

Lopez; "Why do we have a million doomsday devices and no answering machine?"

O'Mally; "I didn't think that far ahead okay."

Doc; "We can probably ask a neighbor for one."

Lopez; "What neighbors, we blew them all up."

ha

[IVfateVI]

For some reason I have the urge to unlock someone's death.

[TheTrueon]

LOL

church: ill be holding his hand while he is screaming himself to death.

Caboose: im going to go take a vitamin.

CABOOSE IS AWESOMELY FUNNY

[draxlethephantom]

:P keyblade master ur right :P

[shooter3375]

a key that unlocks peoples death XD

[SuperAlanmcc]

If Caboose died the whole Red Vs Blue trilogy would be completely ruined

[WetLemons]

@SuperAlanmcc trilogy means 3... this is season 4

[kiwi97boy]

church: that guy was so grumpy he almost bit my head off!

caboose: he would have probably thrown that up later

caboose,you crazy pickle!!

[kiwi97boy]

church:that guy was so grumpy he almost bit my head off!

caboose:he would have probably thrown that up later

caboose,you crazy pickle!!

[MICHAEL3403]

Sarge: fuck u griff

[TheCvl25]

andy sounds like al capone.

[WTFBBQ888]

Man i love caboose, I cant believe they killed him off in season 6 :(

[cowhobozrule]

@WTFBBQ888 He's not dead, dummy. Watch season 7 already!

[KurasakiBleachigo1]

@WTFBBQ888 that obviously didnt kill himm

[bmi9198]

@WTFBBQ888

great job spoiling something for the guys that didnt get to that part

[TheCubsrule10]

i'll get the mop

[Tuckerofblueteam]

5:03 CHURCH LISTEN TO CABOOSE YOU FOOL!

[OutlawSprocket]

OMG 3:18 STEPHEN KING REFERENCE!!

[Schadenfreude47]

5:24 for more episodes to clean up after all your failed plots

[multibutsecksify]

fuck ads



[nativewolf90]

@multibutsecksify Fuck Vaginas... :D

[OneLaggyMotherfucker]

4:28 But last time someone set off a 10 mega-ton explotion, Church got sent backwards in time!!!

[mckeeca93]

uummm isn't church a robot now? He wouldn't get sick

[ThunderCavalier]

@mckeeca93

That's what I was going to point out.

[Mines0000]

Caboose "Or....maybe it runs on solar power!"

Church "Why would solar power make him sick??"

Caboose "...Is he a Republican?"

XD

[thelonelyanime]

...i'm gonna go take a vitamin

[thelonelyanime]

why would solar power make him sick?

Cause he's a republican.