The Convinent Truth

[Wklaver1]

it`s 2012. so...... LIAR!

[Joester1908]

yay bad guys gas prices and global warmings didnt kill the earth by 2011

[Bekuh]

"bad guys.. they will kill the earth by 2011" Hahaha

[natekay]

i laughed so hard when he cried i cried.

[Xcampling2k]

how is this 'convinent'

[sco6t6t6]

LOL you have legs smaller then my arms

[GRYPHOmn]

lol

[jomoskate]

nice jorts man

[cole27snickers1]

i bet my cell phone and lap top will get sick signal under water



[MinecraftBasic44]

thumbs up if ur watching in 2012

[bilnabiln]

HAHAHA 6:11, when the music cues in for the thug moment.. perfect!

[BacklashStudiosWay]

Thumbs up if you're watching in 2012

[TheTwitchaz]

dax prevented the apocalypse :O im still alive! thank you dax <3

[Shane88L]

A gigantic solid gold statue of Dax must be made in honour of him and placed in the center of every major city around the world

[LucasJayAppz]

global warmings

[AMBSweeney]

This. Is. Fucking. Hilarious.

[LucasJayAppz]

@AMBSweeney Ive been watching it for years XD

[chakaman175]

He's my idol.

[chakaman175]

2012, im watching

[Xcampling2k]

putting cannons under water then blasting out the ground beneath america and any other country is perfectly safe and no-one will drown and nothing will be damaged or destroyed.

obviously ALL the animals can live in a submarine.

Everyone won't mind eating flour and chocolate syrup,breathing through straws, shitting in craters witch can be dangerous and using sign language to communicate for the rest of there lifes.

no, we don't need sleep do we now?

[DaveArc360]

Are you retarded?

[seansphone1]

Im Alive

[NotToImply]

Thumbs up if you arent watching this in 2011 because of explosion town

[TheHoneyCombx]

2011!! WERE STILL HERE ! THUMBS UP GUYS, GLOBAL WARMING DIDN'T KILL US! xD

[ReedandSmith]

I guess the earth will end on December 21, 2011. the day TinTin comes out! NUUUUU! (Dax, the world will never end xD)

[whaling555]

he cant be fucking serious -.- .....

[blackratchet1]

funny

[McCartnee]

This is STILL my favorite video on Youtube.

[MaxenatorONE]

watching this in 2011. who would have guessed he was right huh?

damn those airplanes, creating ozone layers.

[20334121]

I wonder how Dax is doing underwater, eating flour and maple/chocolate syrup.

[1313msmarilyn]

Tis looks like a 70's comerical for staying off drugs

[1313msmarilyn]

Its exaust fumes

[QuadropheniaBrosef]

@1313msmarilyn exhaust fumes? what the hell is exaust?

[Wafledor]

It's December 3rd, 2011. The earth will end any day now. But Dax will save us.

[QuadropheniaBrosef]

@Wafledor hes already saved us 

[PlatformerMastah]

The reason Dax hasn't made a video this year is because there is no Internet access underwater.

[immortalisuk]

A spoon of flour and some maple/chocolate syrup... What kinda weird diet are you on kid...

[darkstalker80]

Just when I thought this guy couldn't get any more fucktarded, he suggests building cannons at the bottom of the ocean to go all the way through the continental United States, completely disregarding that it's landlocked to two different countries and a whole different continent.

[ReadDoug]

this kid cracks me up!

[1Dmitrievna]

DAX 4 PREZ!!!!!

[PortionoftheCure]

i am so straight, but i think i'm falling in love

[blehfish]

omg....hahaha(:

[ProfoundComedyStudio]

This video is absolute brilliance. This is magnificent satire. 

[rlaznzn]

global warmings lol

[omegatitan99]

Very classy outfit, Bernice.

[goaleygirl]

First of all 2011 is almost over and second of all the ozone layer protects us from the sun and is being destroyed by exhaust

[chilliecheesecake]

I truly believe this guy has Autism or Aspergers--he's not acting. My mom does a lot of work with Autistic kids and they exhibit strikingly similar characteristics: they all tend to have very big hearts, but some can really lack discipline and thus they may tantrum when they don't get their way. They're socially awkward and some people may pick on them not even knowing that they have Autism; they're just "that weird kid". But they all have true inner-genius that needs to be recognized. Love 'em.

[ktgraef]

If this guy seriously created this character and is just acting in all of his videos....then he's a fucking genius.

[2Boios]

this is the best video on youtube....

[2Boios]

I LOVE YOUUUU!!!!!!!

[Deathstone397]

i see a couple flaws in your plans...

[sweatpantsbros]

The green bar is all the people watching this baked as hell. The red bar are the people who weren't.

[chilliecheesecake]

@sweatpantsbros Hell yeah!

[SummerLukins]

My science teacher showed this to our class, I knew who it was. But my classmates didn't and took it seriously.

[peekoispet]

-Is 2011

-facepalm

[AwesomeTheDog]

THIS NEEDS TO BE SHOWN TO THE WORLD

[TheJoeyrules93]

Thumbs this if you're laughing your ass off because It's 2011... :)

[TheAmazingScotsman]

It's nearly 2012, Dax saved us !

[insanemreric]

This is the best video on youtube.

[KylesNuclearFilms]

Bioshock! I Wanna live Underwater Even if i Have To Fight Splicer Every once And A While... Lol

[meyers323]

it's 2011.

o_____O

[rastadg]

0:53 with closed captioning= WTF?!!

[rastadg]

Turn on the closed captioning; it brings the lulz!

[MrMojoRisin02]

3:08 wtf is UWA?



[12366hihi]

5:28 LOL

[lolrobtwashlol]

eat a dick, Al Gore

[PsyChOFr3aK007]

ozone protects us ....

[balcersaurus]

UWA is written on his chair haha

[GmodRules111]

well It's 2011...now what? wait for 2012?

[FourLe4f]

Its 2011 DAX. I love my new underwater house :/

[legofreak247]

thumbs up if your watching this in 2011.

[BosshogProductions]

i knew he was fake after the eating part...

[s0mthingsmells]

@BosshogProductions you should have known it was fake when he was taking about ozones

[bigepsca2]

what does UWA stand for? and where is it?

[ElizabethNoPants]

@bigepsca2 United Water America

[msanthropanachronism]

I can't concentrate on anything but what the HELL he is wearing.

Seriously. What the HELL is he WEARING?

[rofsi29]

NOOOO

[chakaman175]

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[chakaman175]

i miss dax, thumbs up please

PLEASE

[InsaneMagnus]

it 2011 NOW YA FACE GODDAMIT!!!

[mattminich]

soon these questions will be answers

[excusemewheresthecat]

HEY IT'S 2011 WHADDA YA KNOW

[iRideBentley]

what r these exhaust pipes i speak of? they are exhaust.. pipes

[TropicBaconDelivery]

ummmmm hes got that right

[alex11456]

I wrote dax... I SWEAR!

[mentalnim]

You're so funny Dax, I wish you'd make some new vids! If you're acting you're aweeesome, and if not you still are!

[slickblob219]

I know iv commented on this video 3 times but is he like special or somethin cuz sometimes i really want to punch him square in the face



[slickblob219]

nice karate moves Dax

[shyomama]

he is so off -_- 07/12/11 almost 2012

[Flickthelick]

Wow retard

[excusemewheresthecat]

@Flickthelick leave him alone...

[slickblob219]

OMG THIS GUY IS A FUCKTARD!

[slickblob219]

JESUS CHRIST OK YOU SPELLED DAXDONT KILL ME!!

[omletbar10]

but if the earth blows up, the water will be gon too...

[Dodgecity07]

why are people so angry at him, personally i find him hilarious! i have no reason to be angry with him so why should everyone else?

[jessgracedavidson]

... where are the bad guys

[LillianMoon]

Was his sign language remotely accurate? Anyone know what he was saying?

[peblairman]

its 2011

[CarsAllLinedUp]

this was the first video i have ever watched on youtube...

this brings back so many memories. ;)

[LesserOfFour]

This boy is either the world's greatest actor, or a moron on a scale undreamed of. Either way, he is a marvel.

[MaxZWorld]

I love how he thinks hes so smart but he's really a dumbass

[LimpSausage27]

You are he biggest fucking dumbshit in the world...smd dumbass

[pikorar]

And of the 6 billion people on Earth... Only 6 billion survived.

[Loves2Grapple]

so many logical fallacies.....

[Loves2Grapple]

so many logical fallacies.....

[omegatitan99]

Greatest. Outfit. Ever.

[ilovebarrett61]

it is 2011

[TheBurningRebel]

"There's no FIRE under water..." >:D lol

[xMissTurnerx]

jean shorts... nevernude! 

[marcreevesmusic]

thanks for highlighting such important issues here - really hit home how much of a situation we are in - I think you really know how to save us!

[dezmaker]

the best troll physics EVER LOL

[FunnyJunkTV]

This fag is the greatest troll scientist evar.

[xzpow12]

GENIUS

[Bullpuma]

Anyone who thinks that any evidence is conclusive,

Anyone who thinks that others are stupid for having differing views,

Anyone who thinks that they can't be wrong about global warming,

Anyone who rules things out based on previous knowledge,

Anyone who thinks they can be so sure on anything,

Anyone who thinks there are "experts" have to be telling the truth,

Anyone one who does not see the how futile hatred is,

Anyone who thinks any one source of info has all the right answers,

U R WRONG

[kellikaykay]

I need to get me a pair of those shorts!!! Those are the SH&%$!

[darkgnite1]

@kellikaykay they are jeans rolled up lol

[kellikaykay]

OMG! I laughed so hard when the flour started puffing out of his mouth! This dude is the BEST actor I have EVER SEEN!

[Dorminay42]

Okay, I have to admit that this was pretty clever.

[Sniper9652]

HA! Global Warming is a joke

[ma15350]

It's 2011

[animeownsmysoul]

wow. his definition of global warming was AMAZINNNGGGGG!

[n00bz4LIFE8]

It's 2012 dumpshit get ur facts right

[sillygurly101]

thumbs u if you r watching in 2011?

[mellitrom629]

@sillygurly101 no

[woodycoolas]

8:03 whats the song?

[woodycoolas]

its 2011...

[JoTheAnomaly]

Why does everyone need a million houses? Can't everyone just have one house?

[cheffguts]

Oxygen???¿

[bigkitteh]

bad guys.... *thinking why did i say that*

[7yogza7]

1mill houses for each person wooooah

[MrOverkill29]

ITS 2011 THE EARTHS STILL HERE!

[BrawlMaster117]

I put mac and cheese under the sun and put a magnifying glass over it and it melted away

[missybyul]

it's 2011.

[medidyomom2]

I like Dax but this is the most retarded video because I don't if he believes what he is saying. Dax for president of false theories and dumb stories.

[joosbawks]

Dax for President

[MrFrankp4]

@joosbawks are you mad?

[MrFrankp4]

@MrFrankp4 are you gay?

[DaShiz0]

Great Idea Dax! You should go try and live under water with straws,astronaut food! tell me how it goes if you live you dumb bastard!

[yncera]

are you serious? or joking? haha either way this is halarious but please put some jeans on when you make videos

[CraigLive]

DAXFLAME FOR PERSIDENT

[legodude547]

Dude its 2011 and I'm eaten astronaut food!!!!!!!!

[C00TSY]

Dax you are a genius

[Eulogix]

LOL! when he pours water on hisself xD was anyone actually listening to him talk about being stumped? or were they listening to him saying how its gunna look like he peed himself xD haha! fucking epic

[PS3Vids10]

Of course... I get it now...let's sink america!

[g17y5wb]

1) It's spelled " C O N V E N I E N T". Nicely done.

2)@WTFOWN3D, why have you stopped our little internet / YouTube flirtation thing? I used to like it when you came to my channel and talked dirty to me, and you kept begging me to post dirtier and dirtier pictures of me!! You used to leave messages for me about how horny you got when you looked at my pictures, and you'd describe HOW YOU MASTURBATED TO MY PICTURES. Why have you stopped? What happened? Are you mad at me or something?

[furro69]

epic shorts

[ThomasScottCarson]

its 2011 lol

your so good dax

best youtuber ever

[MustacheStashCash]

Some people feel bad for this kid, i just want to punch him in the fuckin head lol

[buffalosolidier1]

luv those shorts

[00Calebrio]

@snapbackbitch brah calm down im quoting what he said in the video. Let's not bring shitty cartoons into this.

[00Calebrio]

Easy! There's no fire underwater!

[7monkeyman8]

what? is this hell? it's just what i expected it to be

[Blinker968]

Hes serious O>O

[Blinker968]

eeeewwwwwwwww :P flour syrup and choclat syrup.. desgusting

[Fitplayer66]

Thanks for enlightening me Dax.

[wherestheunity]

i cant tell if hes serious or fucking around

[Ignore14]

@wherestheunity hes fucking around. the whole dax character is a joke. he doesn't have any disorders or anything he's just a very good actor.

[lilhottot]

its 2011 and we're not dead soo,,,?

[CrImEs44]

BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD

[Riprock296]

genius

[CrImEs44]

@Riprock296

FUNNY THING IS

This is what would happen forever all over the world with stupid people if we give kids a video camera and all the time in the world lol love this guy

[Odyseu55]

A ONE WAY TICKET TO EXPLOSION-TOWN :D

[221SuperMario]

well its 2011 and we are still here. lol

[TheRetardedGnome]

If everything in your plan wasn't so flawed, it'd be a great plan.

[WarchiefBlackhand]

Why not just build a big submarine for ourselves then? Would be a lot easier.

[f4reball]

ITS 2011!!! :D

[Zueluzz]

HEY WE'RE STILL HERE ASSHOLE

[BlackNig09]

4:04 epic music with epic walk off

[guitarguy150]

1:00 PAHAHAHA!

[thesparta1812]

holy shit we're still here and it's 2011 Lol

[ColBarnaby]

The government made up the myth of compression so I would not want to live underwater?

THOSE BASTARDS!

[callofdutypenguins93]

Dax is hilarious, but I can't tell whether he's faking all his mannerisms or not. But he's still funny!

[TheOfficialAntony]

Its 2011... xD!

[kunifighter12]

Its halarious because hes wearing a suit with shorts on lmao

[OurPrimeTube]

I had my straw ready..We're still here though.