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@offplanetfilms for some reason it was in the suggested video box, so i checked it out. oh and the answer to your question: no! i'm against animal cruelty.
@SpaQueenRocks ....I guess you were just rip-roaring ready to find something to take offense at then! ...Unfortunately, you encountered a black-humored animated piece of fiction beyond your narrow sense of humor, so you felt compelled to voice your opinion in writing. I'm against animal cruelty too, but I luckily have the ability to differentiate reality from a cartoon!
I love these. I searched for it after killing a fly by gassing it wih hairspray and then sticking a pin in it's chest whilst it was weak. It's legs wiggled around for like 10 seconds and then it died. >=D
On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die
On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die
I really liked your channel and this video. If you need any help getting this video exposed I use a site called tubeviews.(net) It has really helped like 20 of my main videos get to the top in position.
There is texting software im using to send atleast 30,000 text message a day advertising my online business...it is amazing. If you want to check those out the sites are:
autotextsender.(c0m) and autotextmailer.(c0m)
Have you heard of this program that actually send thousands of text mess
mangafreakzoid, one day thousands of flies will come into your house, spoil all of your food in ur fridge and pantry, and freezer, and then.. go into your body and shit on you too.. dude get over yourself... its a fucking cartoon.... if u dont like the fact about killing flies to kill boredom, dont watch it.. period
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why would you show people how to slowly torture a fly to death? don't you realize that flies are alive too? how would you feel if that happened to you, hmm? And plus, flies are as useless as humans if you wanna call em useless. They throw up on our food, wow, we kill everything we see! Which is worse?
These are fictional cartoons not to be taken literally or seriously. Did you take the black humor of the Addams Family as serious? Humans kill flies in painful ways every day... Flyspray is a neurotoxin, and by no means instant or painless.
Well,we do live in a dog eats dog world,and a dog eats cat world also. (We kill eachother,but we kill other animals also,if you're wondering what I meant)
oh oh i got one instead of the buble gum thing take 2quarted andput a magnet on one of them and glue the fly to the side with no quarter on the magnet quarter then take the other quarter and glue it to the fly rap it all up with duct tape( without squishing the fly ) and add another magnet to the quarter with no magnet then the fly will be crushed
Fly's are useless except for cross pollunation, but Bee's can do that, and flies do nothing but piss everybody off and pass dieases. I would kill them all if I had such a power to do so.
codfreak38: Well flies do have a purpose in nature, to be fair, but one should have no quams about killing them when one is able to because of the potential risk they represent... We normally have to shepeard ours out of the house though... they're just too fast to kill unless they're already starving and thus slower than normal (and even then it's a pain)...
On the other hand, though, I do adore the Daddy Long Legs spiders we get in our house... I always make a point of (carefully) removing them from the shower stall (which they long to hang around in the base of for some reason, probably because there's left over water around for them) before I have a shower...
CARING ABOUT FLIES?
BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
Oh come now, If I was a fly, I would beg for death.
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joey123456ification 1 week ago
ive never seen 20 cent coin
ALPHA273 1 month ago
@ALPHA273 ...In Tasmania, We've got PLENTY of them!
offplanetfilms 1 month ago
@ALPHA273 we also got them in europe
frunlakiso2 1 month ago
Mario has done worse, he ripped the skin off a toonoki or something, at least according to Peta.
tHecOmMeNtErSrEtUrN 2 months ago
POOR FLY!
vladikas14 2 months ago
I swear that scottish accent always gets me.
fabioproductions 2 months ago
pretty weird for a trick for flys
ryleiprincess8 3 months ago
this is disgusting
SpaQueenRocks 4 months ago 2
@SpaQueenRocks ...and yet strangely mesmerizing enough for you to watch, hey?
offplanetfilms 4 months ago
@offplanetfilms for some reason it was in the suggested video box, so i checked it out. oh and the answer to your question: no! i'm against animal cruelty.
SpaQueenRocks 4 months ago
@SpaQueenRocks ....I guess you were just rip-roaring ready to find something to take offense at then! ...Unfortunately, you encountered a black-humored animated piece of fiction beyond your narrow sense of humor, so you felt compelled to voice your opinion in writing. I'm against animal cruelty too, but I luckily have the ability to differentiate reality from a cartoon!
offplanetfilms 4 months ago 4
This works better if you do this in a Jewish neighborhood.
Viktir666 5 months ago
do his popped out eyes look like something?
emmett050 5 months ago
i love these video's i cant stop watching them XD
scarletruby2002 6 months ago
If you need to kill a fly. Use the luckyest object in the world: A coin.
Guiyii2 9 months ago
lol 0:21 it looks like 2 dicks hanging !! :P
rohanthota1993 9 months ago
This would work too
kennlegirl 1 year ago
every time i see the farting one i fart
SuperBella1968 1 year ago
@SuperBella1968 ...don't play it too many times or you might prolapse!
offplanetfilms 1 year ago 19
this is one funny
Minion0812 1 year ago
LOL, yer accent is hilarious.
RE4uk 1 year ago
ewwwww!
cooltyrannosaur1 1 year ago
WTF?!?!?!?!? this is some sick shitt
kylec82 1 year ago 6
@kylec82 ...You seem easily re-railed, my friend!
offplanetfilms 1 year ago
@kylec82 Then go fuck a fly you faggot.
BurningTirez 1 year ago
@BurningTirez Dude, chill, you sound like you got a permanent stick up your ass.
nanamilucia123 8 months ago
lol
cooltyrannosaur1 1 year ago
these are great
lvanciel 1 year ago
heres one. bring a fly to a chinese restaurant. allow him to feast on some of their "house special" and then slowly watch him die from msg overload
chocolateeatsyou 1 year ago
Heres an idea still using a coin, glue the fly to the coin with superglue. Then coin toss your fly-coin combo and allow it to land on the floor :D
Lenny88236 1 year ago 4
@Lenny88236
I might base a future episode on that one! (well done!!)
offplanetfilms 1 year ago
@offplanetfilms Another one you could do is glue the flies to instruments (guitar strings, drum skins, speakers etc) and then play a set :D
Lenny88236 1 year ago
@offplanetfilms
i think i might have one
you know those small film canisters?
first glue the fly with super glue to he bottom of the canister 9not the end with the cap)
then fill the canister about a 1/3 way full of diet coke
drop a mentos in and put the cap on quickly
finally, quickly set it down on its cap and watch your fly get launched on your homemade rocket
Bangbaby84 5 months ago
@Bangbaby84 ...have a look at our "diet cola + mints rocket" flies episode!
offplanetfilms 5 months ago
@offplanetfilms
...my bad
what about trapping a fly in a maze with a hungry frog?
Bangbaby84 5 months ago
I love these. I searched for it after killing a fly by gassing it wih hairspray and then sticking a pin in it's chest whilst it was weak. It's legs wiggled around for like 10 seconds and then it died. >=D
JisatsuKing14 2 years ago
LOL the best quote is "resist the temptation to kick him up the arse as he robs you"
hawkscythe 2 years ago 24
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these are all really cruel!
geecool345 2 years ago
These are all really... CARTOONS!
offplanetfilms 2 years ago
shit this is cartoons the people gonna emitate OH SHIT
DarkM1k4 1 year ago 3
People who imitate cartoons usually end up in the Darwin awards!
offplanetfilms 1 year ago
man thats bullshit...i hate flies... lets explode all
Martins0554 2 years ago
wtf? wat a waste of time
tstbb 2 years ago
You are quite right! ...Some people ARE!
offplanetfilms 2 years ago
what the fuck is this shit?
r3never 2 years ago
Don't cry... it's not a Lassie movie!
offplanetfilms 2 years ago
i believe your talking about yoru mom.
2exclusive4MC 2 years ago
Lol that was crap coming from your mouth
benso9c 2 years ago
A absolute stunner, reminded me of fat bastard from you know where.
leokimvideo 2 years ago
we kill flys every day with repelents and shit
crazialbanian25 2 years ago 2
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go die fag
nospig5 2 years ago
sick
Shotcalm 2 years ago 2
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On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die
mannyclown 2 years ago
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On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die
mannyclown 2 years ago
aaha thats funy
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Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick.
Smudgefizz 3 years ago
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I really liked your channel and this video. If you need any help getting this video exposed I use a site called tubeviews.(net) It has really helped like 20 of my main videos get to the top in position.
There is texting software im using to send atleast 30,000 text message a day advertising my online business...it is amazing. If you want to check those out the sites are:
autotextsender.(c0m) and autotextmailer.(c0m)
Have you heard of this program that actually send thousands of text mess
Naveshaali 3 years ago
poor flie
=/
MyuliaM 3 years ago
i wouldn't take that coin!
FmlyGyFuny 3 years ago
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
vo fazer isso :B
bruninhoeumsm 3 years ago
mangafreakzoid, one day thousands of flies will come into your house, spoil all of your food in ur fridge and pantry, and freezer, and then.. go into your body and shit on you too.. dude get over yourself... its a fucking cartoon.... if u dont like the fact about killing flies to kill boredom, dont watch it.. period
Fallensk8r621 3 years ago
i wana see if that Zero peresure thing works..
Tigerclaw1216 3 years ago
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why would you show people how to slowly torture a fly to death? don't you realize that flies are alive too? how would you feel if that happened to you, hmm? And plus, flies are as useless as humans if you wanna call em useless. They throw up on our food, wow, we kill everything we see! Which is worse?
MangaFreakzoid 3 years ago
These are fictional cartoons not to be taken literally or seriously. Did you take the black humor of the Addams Family as serious? Humans kill flies in painful ways every day... Flyspray is a neurotoxin, and by no means instant or painless.
offplanetfilms 3 years ago
Id rather u kill a few ppl then throw up on my food tyvm. as long as you dont kill anyone I know......including me =D
DaFlyingCamel 3 years ago
nah, humans are smarter than flies are we have some use.that is why killing a fly wont cause every 1 to call 911 and a hosptal
murushi510 2 years ago
Haa!... I like that one.
offplanetfilms 2 years ago
thx for the idea but i already have problem catching flies
zbey12345 3 years ago
As long as humans hurt animals, they're gonna hurt each other.
pmaki75 3 years ago
suck me cock boy
Greenhorsemanship 3 years ago
humans are animals..all animals hurt there own kind..example lions..wake up to urself we all animals and we kill each other..
woodchip200z 2 years ago
Well,we do live in a dog eats dog world,and a dog eats cat world also. (We kill eachother,but we kill other animals also,if you're wondering what I meant)
Britfiftyfive 2 years ago
lol its like gum
mellenberndt 3 years ago
oh oh i got one instead of the buble gum thing take 2quarted andput a magnet on one of them and glue the fly to the side with no quarter on the magnet quarter then take the other quarter and glue it to the fly rap it all up with duct tape( without squishing the fly ) and add another magnet to the quarter with no magnet then the fly will be crushed
between the quarters
chainsaw745 3 years ago
sacofwine is a pure retard.maybe he plays wid flies
edwingoh90 3 years ago
...perhaps even more than he plays with himself!
offplanetfilms 3 years ago
this is so cruel. and people that say "its just a fly" its still a living being.
sacofwine 4 years ago
You do realise this is just a cartoon, right? No cruelty involved... it was all made of cardboard.
offplanetfilms 4 years ago
Cardboard flies have feelings too, ya know!!!
maltinghead 4 years ago
Ya, its a living being. A fly. So kill it before it spreads disease. Do you not understand anything?
UFGATOR99 3 years ago
Fly's are useless except for cross pollunation, but Bee's can do that, and flies do nothing but piss everybody off and pass dieases. I would kill them all if I had such a power to do so.
codfreak38 3 years ago
codfreak38: Well flies do have a purpose in nature, to be fair, but one should have no quams about killing them when one is able to because of the potential risk they represent... We normally have to shepeard ours out of the house though... they're just too fast to kill unless they're already starving and thus slower than normal (and even then it's a pain)...
SirBroadsword 2 years ago
On the other hand, though, I do adore the Daddy Long Legs spiders we get in our house... I always make a point of (carefully) removing them from the shower stall (which they long to hang around in the base of for some reason, probably because there's left over water around for them) before I have a shower...
SirBroadsword 2 years ago
I think it's funny because flies are disgusting and have no feelings. They throw up and shit on my food and I despise them.
deannacase 3 years ago 16