Stock Broker Fail

[kiloggolik]

On a more positive note, stock in fake dicks rose 23% that day.

[taymoorlang]

HE SOUNDS LIKE STEWIE LOOOOL hahahahaahahaha

[TheSquirrelsquirrels]

Only in America. FTW!!!!

[smitsgame]

@TheSquirrelsquirrels yeh only american's slap eachothers dick on their back

[TheSquirrelsquirrels]

@smitsgame

Yeah, because we're retarded enough to do it. Our national IQ is that low.

[TheEmeraldSorceress]

HILARIOUS. I love humans!

[MrLuudoo]

i was busy reading comments so i missed the guy with dick on his back :P

[Aerba54]

Wtf why bother asking do you think someone's going to confess? LOL

[bluuuuarrg]

im going to the stock exchange with dick stickers

[TheIhmepuU]

Who put this back on my dick?

[taitai907]

Purple text and a lot of it. =======>

I bet that guy did that on purpose.

[marbleheadiggy]

Thumbs up if you only noticed the dick on his back after reading the top-rated comment that said so and you wouldn't have noticed it unless the comment was there.

[chimeracrusher]

WAT

[KrossBone1130]

346 people had a dick on their back before ^_^

[ThexSyn]

SLOW DOWN THE FUCKEN COMMENT

[McVridik]

hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!



[TheBlueWatcher]

0:13 Ahaha..ha

[spynextwindow]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH!­

[Rangerleadtheway44]

as once said by an epic youtuber" the recession looks long and hard"

[Burton910h]

i saw the dick the first time he walked by!

[REI87313]

Thats what she said! lol

[AGanon16]

Press 8 he might like it instead

[Jared4991]

Haha genius

[Pearlharbor350]

Who put this bitch(penis) on my back?

[knaxon]

lol i like when he shakes the dick like hes jacking off.

[DiseasedMoss]

On the plus side it makes for an interesting sex position.

[rodec5]

@DiseasedMoss well if you have a dick on your back yes

[rodec5]

fucking ninja's everywhere

[CreeCreeHoneyBee]

lol

[iwannabepresident]

i just noticed that he said "WHO PUT THIS DICK ON MY BACK!"

[Socks170]

Who put this dick on my back

[Kagimbrius]

HAHAHAHA, that's random. 

[TheKr1sC0Kr1ng13]

Fuck sake, from now on Im going to read the top comments afterwards because that other guy ruined it

[Smellmenoweww]

3,225 put a dick on 341 peoples back.

[SirBlendalot]

ROFL

[benjie414]

that guy has a horrible chicago accent.

[SuprNatural1]

Laughing so hard I have tears coming outa my eyes =p

[LolEYEHasFun]

lol dick on back at 0:12

[ps2nolimits]

hahahaha

[dailyricks]

press 8

[cnolan20]

TROLOLOLOL at 0:11

[kmoreno1234567891]

press 8 he wanted them to put it in his face

[pumishumi]

DICK

Y U ON MY BACK!?!?

[Divoto98]

lol at the end he said "who put this dick on my back :D"

[bigkt072]

professionalism win!

[Deltaxangon22]

"Who put this dick on my back?"

[KingLeonidas3267]

@Deltaxangon22 thanks for clarifying that, captain Obvious.

[mbmvcvdpzp]

@Deltaxangon22 I DID! :D

You: bufdsfdsfdssssssssssssssssssss­sssssssssss *head blows up*

[Deltaxangon22]

@mbmvcvdpzp Not really no. XD That wasn't me.

[mbmvcvdpzp]

@Deltaxangon22 i know that..... OR DO I?! O.O

[Deltaxangon22]

@mbmvcvdpzp XD

[FIVETEMPLE]

if you look closely at 00:13 you can see he has a dildo on his back LMAO!!!

[SpammingRogue]

"don't you just hate that, you're walking along, minding your own business, and someone slaps their dick on from behind. come to think of it... i rather enjoy that"

That's the failblog comment. Brought to you buy a failblog pausing pro. I was trained for this.

[777jaren]

@SpammingRogue THUMBS UP FOR U (i paused it too)

[HumanDynamite777]

@SpammingRogue lol i always do that

[mrvinyc3]

i laughed before i clicked the link to this

[Baseballbat95]

Thumbs up if u didn't notice the dick on his back the first time you watched this

[bulmeruk]

@Baseballbat95 Fuckoff with the thumbs up. Now I cant help but notice it you mug.

[Baseballbat95]

i lol'd so hard I couldn't breathe for a second

[ReaperyU]

"everythings kind of bouncing back from yesterday..."

[bto95]

Once, i was masturbating and my dog was looking to my dick. =0

[acvaticlifE]

Everything is bouncing back ....

WHO PUT THIS DICK ON MY BACK !

[thegreenghost1000]

don't you just hate that, you're walking along, minding your own business, and someone slaps thier dick on you from behind. come to think of it ... i rather enjoy that

[YorkGod1]

im disappointed that was crap

[buuski]

@YorkGod1

take the dick out of your back.

this was hilarious.

[YorkGod1]

@buuski I watched again for your sake.......nope was just as bad second time round. All other failblog's videos are ace but this ones crap

[jackthedrummer96]

0:13 then a random guy with a penis on his back walks by....

[amrakanavrin]

The guy said "Who put this thing in my hand?" looking to complete a trade - it's actually not that much of a fail - anyone that's ever seen a floor of an exchange can tell you, that was a pretty tame moment.

[tofujoe100]

@amrakanavrin you have missed it entirely he said who put this dick on my back

[amrakanavrin]

@tofujoe100 I'm not entirely convinced of that.

[tofujoe100]

@amrakanavrin then your a bit dim.

[amrakanavrin]

@tofujoe100 and you're a bit of a douchebag. I'm ready to be judged.

[tofujoe100]

@amrakanavrin good for you.

[deathray797]

@amrakanavrin he said back...

[Mac1634]

@amrakanavrin How dumb can you be? He even walks by at :13 with a dildo stuck to his back.

[ShortAndSimple1000]

0:11 The guy walks through with the dick on his back.

[proffesor98]

LAD WIN

[thanx4life]

what's the point in putting the "today's fail powered by:" thing, if you only got 0.02 seconds to read it???

[koshey245]

haha i like the comment

[waterboyhtwo0]

331 people have dicks on their back.

[punkvictim]

it's preschool all over again hahahahahhh

[hairyguy23]

Who put this dick outta my band?

[Atvishees]

@hairyguy23 I believe it was something like "deerk" or "dink". It didn't really sound like "dick" to me.

[warcraft473]

@Atvishees i thought he said thing

[jaextc]

lmao Nerd

[Buckwheatjay]

if you don't want him angry, you better put that dick way down...

[JustinorRetarded]

if you keep pressing 8, you get a sneak peak at the new justin bieber single!

[TestesAreNowGone]

WHO PUT THIS DICK ON MY BECK?!??!

[ultimatepewmaster]

penis!

[SuperJQD]

Thumbs up if you noticed the dick when he walked past !

[rominda98]

I put that dick on your back!

[P0PCORNMIXX]

LOL

[OfficialPichu]

if you press 8 he says put this DICK on my back

[TheAndrewj96]

@OfficialPichu He said WHO put this dick on my back.

[ChampDom]

who did it????

[ToboeOkamiKiba]

Qho saw the dick before they pointed it out?

(seriously?... it was kinda hard to miss)

[greeny3013]

Charlie Sheen in the new Wall Street.

[XmisszRoX]

dildoooo

[CorrinMovies]

i had to watch this twice, stupid brain

[Elkykinz]

LOOOL

[DWarrior666]

He clearly says "dink"

[sockembopers12]

Who put dis dick on mah back!?

[AnimalCarnage]

OMG!!! Funniest one ever!!!

That's gonna be a new Meme, I bet you.

"Who put this dick on my back!?"

[Sycko21008]

haha this video got funnier everytime i watched it.

a guy walks by with a dick behind his back.

later to find its the same dude who interrupts

and he interrupts by sayin "who put this dick on my back"

lmfao too funny!

[LateNightPartyTime]

Lol he said who put this d*ck on my neck

[kingnismor34]

LOL my stomach hurts from laughing

[PaulieDeMafia210]

PINGAS

[chrizles]

that was fucking funny, more like a professionalism fail

[ZoandoAFU]

WAIT! is that a dick in his shirt?! 0:13

[FailDrummer]

Lol, watch the big guy in white shirt, he's trying to flirt with that woman. I really really though that was the fail!

[aortaiqmbce]

lol watch?v=R02tbrZSO3I

[The2323full]

press 8 * put this dick on my fan*

[Deadheartsdie]

What a dick move.

[freedomhaha]

Hahahahaha!

[bandote]

WHO PUT THIS DICK ON MY BECK

[ZXRoux]

0:12 That's the typical dude being annoyed.

0:16 "GET.BACK.IN.THE.KITCHEN!"

0:19 "WHO PUT THIS DICK ON MY BACK?!"

[IIRoBII100]

Thats what happens at stock markets? Women get harassed and people have dildos on their back 0_o

[Lacrosse0126]

Oh how I love the stock exchange! xD

[lilmane3]

anyone notice that dude at 0:22 to 0:24 when that dude walks bye and said who put this dick on my back to the left corner of the news guy??

[WhiskersMctabby]

the person who did it: fu€k the 'KICK ME' sign, let's just stick a di€k on the guys back

[28jheiy]

@TheScore22 WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TheScore22 is Justin bieber. ahahahaha! so?....... if you're Justin bieber?.........

hmmm... it means you're gay.

:j ahahaha! joke

[sunlight23144]

And the guy just keeps on talking while keeping a straight face. I'm impressed.

[teedonster]

these people run america, we never had a chance

[Rechno09]

#LOL

[28jheiy]

who put the dick on Justin Bieber?!

ahahaha!!

:j

[TheScore22]

@28jheiy Really, really not funny at all.

[28jheiy]

@TheScore22 I think you're Justin bieber? :j

hahahahaha!!!!

[TheScore22]

@28jheiy Yes, I am.

[Berad9104]

so on purpose but sooo worth it.

[missrococo94]

I want to be a stock broker now.

[bliztrieg]

My stomach hurts so badly xDDD



[FluffersTheFirst]

I cried.

[tonsters525]

It kinda looks like he's smiling when he walks by; I think he did it on purpose.

[Ikoris]

I guess its true what they say about adults, they're nothing but big oversized kids. If I worked there I would probably hang out with the guys that put that dick on that guy's back. And for good measure I would throw an unwrapped condom at his face :P

[myvidspwn]

lol i live in chicago, and this is their board of trade thing

[ThisNameIsKindOfLong]

it s who put this dick on my van

[SurfinBird19]

0:12

[SPepisodes]

WHO PUTS THIS DICK ON MY BACK!!!

xDDD GAYY!!

[ReverendDiabetes]

i like these random fails where the main guy really isn't doing anything wrong, and out of nowhere something completly random and sometimes inappropriate undermines their speech

[JonJoProductions]

Why does it seem like that would have been Jonah Hill?

[SlightyDisturbedNBK]

Wall-street dicks hows about our money back?

[ZACKWELDERS]

who put this dick on my back. OMG I DIED LAUGHING

[MrMrmeanperson]

LOL putting a dick on his back!?!?! thats the stock market and their acting like their in secondary school (high school) LOOOOOOOL

[castel70028]

dont you just hate that, your walking along minding your own business, and someone slaps their dick on you from behind

[ZXRoux]

0:12 That's the typical dude being annoyed.

0:16 "GET.BACK.IN.THE.KITCHEN!"

0:19 "WHO PUT THIS DICK ON MY BACK?!"

[ShadowAssassin887]

is that a...

[RiftZM]

LOL. I wonder if he did that himself.

[Limerickdesign]

who put this dick on my back he said. If you watch the first time its attached to his back as he walks by the first time.

[SkillageFTW]

he walked by 4 times?

[soldier167v]

domestic violence in the backround

[Xomazai]

WHO PUT THIS DICK ON MY BENCH?

[YoCzechYourself]

@Xomazai Fail... he says Back...

[Xomazai]

@YoCzechYourself

yeah right, as if he were to sleep at work...

[YoCzechYourself]

@Xomazai Wtf? That makes no sense, jeez some peoples kids....

[mfwe22]

@Xomazai: budy..lol...it's "back" not bench! haha

[Xomazai]

@mfwe22

Prove me wrong....

[mfwe22]

@Xomazai: Gosh you know, that's going to be difficult to prove..........IF ONLY THERE WAS SOME SORT OF VIDEO WHERE HE SAYS "who put this dick on my BACK, I want to know." IF ONLY!

[cheesebuyer]

He said, "Who put this dick in by bag?"

[DeluxeTimeBomb]

@cheesebuyer He says "who put this dick on my back" (not bag)

earlier you can see him walk infront of the man with the same paper dick taped to his the upper part of his back

[GTLyxp]

Oh, the good old days, when failblog was actually funny.

[CyrusTheElder]

No wonder they always look so pissed off!

[mobspeak]

it's the dick shark.. DEN DEN DEN DEN DEN DEN DEN..!!

[Soutchay18]

Rofl



[scottrecinos777]

Fuck Chuck Norris and fuck Soviet Russia

[Schwarze999]

@scottrecinos777 you better check your closet for chuck norris before you go to sleep

[scottrecinos777]

@Schwarze999 lol

[EpicPrimeTime]

lol i knew what it was on the second 'watch and lol ''thing'''