Jesus Christ Toilet Paper

[sweetheartomgsee]

Please dont send me videos like this. why would you even think of something so offensive? and why did you send it to me.. God is someone to be honored not mocked.

[chadnoyesboy]

I feel sorry for you when you two guys have to explain this piece of insulting work to the Lord Himself,dont send me any more vids you think I may like.You know the sad thing is that your only harming yourself by doing this childish stuff.hope one day you might find hope and the joy that lasts.It comes only from Christ,Jesus.The literal Son of God the Father.I dont know everything about God or Christ.but I do know He is the Savior the Bible spoke of,Our Lord,God,Savior,and King,w/ the Father

[BarthelemyLesaint]

Buahahah ! Where can I purchase it ?

[Planerian]

Real christians won't cry at this video.

[jpotter333]

HAHAHAHHAHHAHHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAH­AHHHAHAHHHHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAA I LOVE YOUR BUTT...

[fartunique]

What is this offensive crap that you keep sending me.

Why don't you just go out and get a fucking job like everyone else! Instead of making this un-talented shit!

[aihposjc]

I don't need tp explain why this is stupid and disrespectful, you already know why, so just go on making your pointless videos and have a nice life.

[oregonatheist]

so does this mean god is going commercial? i can't wait to see this on the 700 club!!!

[oregonatheist]

you can never be to sure where satan may enter.....a godly cleaning of your pooper is a positive way to cast off the dreaded dingle berry demons of satan....

this product is also collecting dispered and wasted sperm. every sperm is sacred.

[Diggstown7]

@oregonatheist Nice Monty Python reference! I'm a believer, & I'm not offended,butt it is a lil' dumb. To each his own.

[oregonatheist]

@Diggstown7 correct....to each his own.....and religion is very dumb.

[PissOnChristAlone]

Great video

Donate to venomfangx.

He is a honest guy

[oregonatheist]

@PissOnChristAlone i believe that some proceeds of jesus christ toliet paper should be donated to a great american and gods favorite christian venomfangx.....he deserves it....

[TheMiko9711]

good video :D XD

[aihposjc]

stupid and disrespectful

[oregonatheist]

@aihposjc how is this stupid and disrespectfull?.....the man is just trying to help keep satan out of american rectums......a good clean pooper is a clean and godly pooper...

[MrPersianlion]

lol... you guys are so funny. thanks for sharing

[Ele4ful]

No words.... you're mad... and amazing =P

[marcuslhoward]

And I can buy a roll of this where?

[BohemianConspiracy]

jesus ...you can hardly be more punk than that

[jellocup88]

Soo stupid



[docmalthus]

No matter how much you guys wipe you'll still be assholes.

Don't send me any more of this unsolicited garbage!

[alushizzle]

Pretty funny but compared to me your nothing LOL

[JoshDee84]

Is it just me or did my comment completely disappear?

[cruisingcody]

stupid

[juvemilano11]

funny, too bad some ppl cant stop and laugh once in a while. they take things too offensive and curse you going to burn in hell...

its just a youtube video, take it for what it is, take it on the bright side. jeez

[TrainToSmileTV]

It's not funny.

[yyydanyyyy]

was this really neccesary?

[chokyelred]

Its not fany stupid

[chokyelred]

watfak



[dontreply16]

Thanks for sharing the video.

[MrGreeneyes714]

im A Muslim and islam we love jesus, and i tell you this u low life u think this is funny , but not funny whene u die and god will show u whats funny may god show you mercey in the grave , islam 4 ever jesus lives in every muslim heart out there we fight for jesus and every good person :)

[Trukkerkeps]

Did you read the book "Everybody poops", "Nobody poops but you" or "You're a naughty naughty boy and that is concentrated evil coming out the back of you"?

[zetlady]

жесть..

[BWCmarge]

He died on the cross. Use him as butt floss!!! Hahhaa!!!

These pious christians raging on the comments are hilarious!! subscribed!

[MeanKno]

Lmao....NIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiice­

[Zwemer100]

Nice one you blaspheming fools.I hope youtube kick your ass for this.

[ColossusShade]

@Zwemer100 How does youtube kick someone's ass?

[ALPHAFLAGSHIP1]

What is toilet paper...u Americans confuse the shit out of me!!

[ginoplastilina]

jajajajajaaj cooll muy bueno :D

[darkfac999]

THAT'S FUNNY TO WIPE IT ON BUTT TO POO JESUS CHRIST TOILET PAPER FACE YUK.

[ElectricBIue]

This is not funny at all,not even worth watching.

[xraycat30]

total douchebags

[Farhan1242]

This was not even funny...lame as shit

the guy smiling at 0:35 looks like the tip of my dick! HAHAHA

[datillest1]

I'm not religious so I guess this video just isn't for me. If I was gunna wipe my ass with a picture on it then it would be the photo of Kardasians or the cast of the Jersey Shore.

[JEETENDRA581]

BE THIS A WARNING TO YOU DONT SEND ME ANY CLIPS IN MY MAILS THAT DISGRACES RELIGION YOU BETTER BECAREFUL YOU PEOPLE ARE A DISGRACE OFFENDING RELIGIONS HOW DARE YOU SEND A CLIP AND MAKE FUN OF LORD JESUS CHRIST SINNERS YOU ALL ARE

[AllOfVesperia]

Am I the only one who actually didn't find this the slightest bit funny...

[VietDuc]

.....XD

[darkallegiance666]

What did you even bother sending me this dumbarse "shared video" for? I'm not subbed to you & you're not subbed to me & you're not one of my friends.......I guess you're hard up for views & want to get as many as you can by whatever means you can. It would have been funnier if you had used your own ugly face on the toilet paper instead.

[darkallegiance666]

Oh so funny.......NOT!!! I'm not a Christian, but you're making a joke against a dead guy who can't do anything back - would you do the same with your dead granny? Yeah - how about putting your dead mother or father's face on a roll of toilet paper to wipe your dirty arse with? This video is a FAIL, so don't send me this type of shit again.

[movadoband]

it's just not funny guys, stupid, but not funny.

[jimmyroxax7]

UR EPICALLY FAILURES!!!

[Laluci007]

Hahahahahaha

[StevenTalks1]

LOL born agains suck

[jajaAnime1]

ooh dear gawd

[sweetiepie7777777]

DUDE. Nuuu, just nuuu.

[LLew821]

i want to buy some, were did you get it? xD

[99dumi]

man, the joke isn't proper

[daverave40]

Lol

[CraigOH1981]

LOL

[EdyMar77]

hehehehe , you have a blessed ass now :)

[RockerDoctor4]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAH

BLASPHEMY LOL

[UltraExtremeSports]

ha. Poo. On his face. Classic

[phoenixbrown108]

funny thanks for recomending

[dumapies]

This is funny.

[tarstarkusz]

@brianh406 I wouldn't fail to see the irony, that's for sure. Fortunately, I think your idea is wrong and blasphemous.

[tarstarkusz]

@brianh406 When all else fails, poison the well or us an as hominum attack.

[wolfscot2]

Hill air reee uussss!!!!!

[MushroomedAnymore]

Christian and Islamic bulls--t overran the entire Planet! Time to Wipe it Clean and Flush it Out! Use those Disinfectant Wipes!!! Use Them Twice!!!

[MushroomedAnymore]

If this aired on TV I would know that we finally live in a FREE WORLD! :-)

[scotttebben]

Unlike Jesus, the toilet paper is real and actually worth a shit!

[Ele4ful]

@scotttebben Great comment. The best =)

[doubtingED]

For all the ignorant Religious folk commenting with no sense of humor......get a real life!

[doubtingED]

Great! Finally, a new meaning for "Holy Shit". Best use of Religion I've ever seen.

Now every deluded Religitard can wipe up ignorant bullshit while their heads are stuck in their own asses! This product is sure to be a congregational & "born again" afterbirth hit!

[syedfathi]

I don't believe in Christianity but still I think that what you done is inappropriate .

[1phelpslover]

lol!! :)

[happyshoppinglife]

so funny, thanks for sharing

[JesusFknChrist666]

Is the print of jesus's face on the paper itself? Also, I couldn't see the entire image, is his tongue sticking out? If so, I would like to place an order. Nice Video. Have a Great Day.

[tarstarkusz]

May the Lord forgive you for such foul blashphemy! You won't think this is so funny when you are roasting in hell!

[humorbeforedecency]

@tarstarkusz yes we will :-)

[tarstarkusz]

@humorbeforedecency May god have mercy on your soul. I'll pray for you.

[cattivikkio]

@tarstarkusz : make up your mind, either you pray for them or you hope to hear them scream in a lake of fire. Which one is it?

[tarstarkusz]

@cattivikkio I hope that they will change thier minds and that is why I pray, but if they don't, then I will enjoy hearing their screams as they are being tortured and tormented.

[cattivikkio]

@tarstarkusz but if you enjoy hearing their screams, doesn't it mean that you're evil? Then if you're evil you will also end up in hell, isn't this how this shit is supposed to work? You're evil you end up in hell, right? Now, if god existed and if he was a good god he would probably think that it is much more deserving of eternal damnation he who sadistically enjoys hearing other people being tortured and burned rather than those who made a joke.

But luckily for you god does not exist.

[themsfightinwoids]

@tarstarkusz "You won't think this is so funny when you are roasting in hell!"

So you think that your perfect god will roast people for mocking an invisible, undetectable vengeant old wizard? The your god is an asshole and deserves the mockery.

[tarstarkusz]

@themsfightinwoids I just hope I can hear your screams from heaven as the demons torture you in a lake of fire.It will be like sweet, sweet music.

[cattivikkio]

@tarstarkusz if hell existed you would be the first one to roast there for saying such things.... luckily for you it doesn't exist, you asshole

[sneedledout]

@tarstarkusz The first thing I notice about you is what a wonderful christian you are for telling someone they are going to hell. Thats the spirit!! If Jesus were here, hed be like "Burn in hell, bitch!!"

[tarstarkusz]

@sneedledout Try to imgaine that someone made toilet paper with a picture on every sheet of someoe you love? Image, as a joke, someone ordered a custon toilet paper with pictures of your family on them, would you fail to find the humour there? Or let's say you're a manager and you go into the office bathroom and there it is, right on the roll, pictures of you on every single sheet. Would that be funny?

[sneedledout]

@tarstarkusz yes. I would find that to be hilarious. thanks for asking.

[ilysp123]

its kinda offensive but at the same time its stuck in my head

[wael2k86]

you be sure to wipe your face with that paper once you're done and Die

[tinklove87]

you guys are funny and cute! <3

[noforbiddenquestions]

Hehehe, I'd like to see a video like this but with women, like in the maxi pad or tampon commercials that talk about that "not so fresh feeling".

[iSaffidotcom]

xD hahahaha!

[mykegoh]

Hahahaha.....

[MrProjectAndroid]

thats fucked up : :D

[EstacadoConstantine]

lmao

[MrArokOleary]

That was the funniest thing I've seen in awhile! LMAO "The power of Christ compels you!"

[samanfa28]

your so evil your gonna get dragged down to hell if you dont stop BURNING BIBLES and stop worshiping satan god have mercy on you

[hackisan]

Holy shit!

That rocks!

Really funny!

[contactharvest999]

Oh stop trolling, he's got the first amendment on his side

[SuperThevideoguy]

idiot he is our only thing fuck your self muther fucker

[multijeac]

good¡

[MrDeadphish]

rude annoying totally uncalled for. I just subscribed

[NoorAlHaqiqa]

Talmudic toilet "humor" at its lowest level.

[judy12love]

OMG i don't actually know why you put this on the internet but it is close to be called as nonsense... sorry guys

[StoryTimeWithFur]

Nine Work! Thumbs Up!

[drake9634]

blasfemic

[RollTheDice00]

I totally wasted my time watching this. Yes I'm an atheist but you guys are disgusting.

[kinjalkable]

I know I don't believe in any god but I know how to respect them and please don't send these types of video to me.

[jdhs7]

you will die a miserable death for doing that

[FinallyunderstandU]

christians or no, this literally stinks phew.. get yer facts straight about the word demon, btw

[Seiosh]

LMAO!

[51adizzle]

where can i buy a roll ?

[NAVYWIFEONE]

BLASPHEMY

[samanfa28]

@sandraslavka HE IS A DEVIL WORSHIPER he emailed me saying  HAIL SATAN TRUST ME HE DID

[MrArokOleary]

@samanfa28 Why should we trust you?

[samurai1470]

@samanfa28 hala? ya point?

[VASINGER]

This is simply not funny to me. Its disgusting and foul. Its not just because Im a Christian, its because I actually know good comedy .

[promptaet]

those guys are retardet

[SomeUser9753]

That's not christ looks more like your face..

[SomeUser9753]

Sinner.

[saffsaff5E]

cool

[MrMaDelirious]

EPIC MAN!!! LOL I LOVE IT.

[mussonman]

it is SO funny!!

[whitefeathersmelody]

It is not funny!

[coman4ero]

Let There & Everywhere Be LIGHT !

Peace, Love, Music & Happiness !

Lot of SUN, Rainbows & Harmony !

To All, Now, Ever & Forever !

& Better ! ( : - )

[suigetsu1209]

It's nice video:)

Thanks for sending this to me

[OfficialRizma]

@Haisman11 i agree. im atheist but i dont support this kind of humor. i mean, the idea is good, but the topic is wrong.

[SlackerSlayer]

I know a religion that could use the dried up used paper remains mixed with a little soil and water as a medicine. A follower of that religion probably produced this.

[OfficialRizma]

@Haisman11 it is funny but its just wrong

[TomAwesome39]

haha

[omiteru]

Meaningless joke.

[LLordzin]

LMAO!

[SaltpepperSims1408]

lol this is so controversial but good at the same time

[Teyethegreat]

LMAO...

[t4soshine]

This is the most offensive thing I've seen all week.

[xtazysv]

@t4soshine : I Agree..

[samurai1470]

@t4soshine Disagreed,

[lifehalf23]

nice it funny ...it great..

[bogskeeter]

hahaha, I normally flag spam; but this was welcome indeed. Quote-worthy/hilarious. Thank you.

[DieHoOsen]

omg idiot dont make jokes about jesus

[rosenoirex]

LOL!

[SnagTalk]

Uh oh. I've been wiping with christ wipes for years. I didn't realize til just now. I always thought it was just Jim Caviezel. Sorry Jesus!

[chickenshitprod]

hahhaah lol this is so funny.

[pandirasbox]

Very stupid

[inmonkeyness]

Ahahahah.

Thanks for sending this to me.

[PuLse285]

HURRAY FOR BLASPHEMY :D

a real life christ would be much better to wipe my but with tho !!

[Soulfree2008]

@PuLse285 why would you get sooo very much pleasure from something you claim to not believe in? makes little sense, like most athiests...

[oliverjeromedacumos]

thank you for sharing :)

Laugh out loud....

[Begbucks]

lol

3 ply is better

[lederereddy]

I'm personally going to enjoy the looks on your faces as Christ hands you a roll of your Jesus TP, to clean yourselves up after you shit your pants with fear in the face of the reality of Christ second coming.

All's well that "ends" well!

Stupid fuck's, don't you know the difference between shit and Shine Holy-ola?

[bogskeeter]

@lederereddy You may want to ask yourself WTFWJD...because that comment didn't seem very Christian like. Made me chuckle though.

[lederereddy]

@bogskeeter Christian or not it makes sense not to underestimate Jesus. He is a good candidate for being in charge of the unknown. It was meant to be humorous. Glad you got a chuckle. Aloha!

[kwacz]

this is hillarious

[Mannycom420]

lol Christians.

[DaCool1ns]

I don't believe in 'christ'

[WntrSolstice2012]

Thanks for sending! Very funny!!