300 This Is Sprata (Funny hokkien)

[AxFirez]

FUCKING NABEH CI BAI.

dafuq

[Voiceout007]

ohm .. full of bad words .. hahahahaha

[angledefuse1988]

Lol

[THLEElamp]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[tc6793]

lan ciau kia

[sexy63179]

what the hack

[InvalidAuthorization]

not bad :)

[MrChow9]

this not hokkien

[sinziokun]

hoe olang w tiah lang kong lu sih ai khua w e lan ciau shi bo huakakkakak~

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[WilliamCheah88]

lolol

[ray9692]

hahahahahaha



[deidara2512]

actually you won't see this as funny if you can't understand hokkien though.im a hokkien and this same thing happened to me when i'm watching hakka version of left 4 dead intro.

[FirePigGyz]

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

[DrPuppyful]

He said:" Fucking Nabu Jibai!!

[renzadude]

first line: hey nigger XDDD

[likguochong]

lol!!



[beanyoi1]

not funny as hakka version

[frenz4evalove]

Hahahaha

[SH3672]

Hahaha

[mrpiglet5067]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!

[sskiddy]

hahahahaahaha



[passwqrd]

I watch this clip for a thousand time but i still can laugh, thumbs up for the editor !!

[Slutfeast]

swee la nice translate...i watch tis alot time alrdy and i still cant watch without laughing

[omar52334]

LOL i don't understand anything

[GenesisAlliance1998]

@omar52334 Is start wif:leonidas:oi,black man....i heard people say u come here to see my dick right....my dick where got nice to see....nice meh my dick...same wif other people wan ma.0:25 the sissy guy:ok...ok don say don say....leonidas:you shut up first....i am telling the truth...my dick same wif other people what!black man:you good give me see cannot meh?see only mah your dick only..u no borrow me see.leonidas:*sigh*crazy already!part 1>part 2 

[omar52334]

@GenesisAlliance1998 thanks again :)

[GenesisAlliance1998]

@omar52334 leonidas thinking:this black man wan see my dick!wa!the wind come alredy later my dick cold....wa....sunlight not enough later too dark cannot seee......wa!so many girls!crazy already....how to open!crazy already!wa!so many kids!this time crazy already!wa...there is my wife's..how to do?2an open or not?damn black man wan see my dick!1:23 oi damn black man!black man:waht r u doing!leonidas:wan see my dick!.....wait in the future!ok ok calm down i don wan see already!part2>part 3

[GenesisAlliance1998]

@omar52334 u come here to see my dick i will let you see!....huh!who are you!why u wan see my dick!who tell my dick is short!cau cibai(hokkien badword)leonidas:you think black man got long wan dick you all win?!pur white man also got long dick also!okok don wan see don wan see!leonidas:*sigh*hmm don wan see already huh!leonidas talk to his wife...:hey how is it?kick him down!give him die!leonidas:oi wan see mydick right!hokkien language wa kin lu eh lao bu cibai!balck man:ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

[omar52334]

@GenesisAlliance1998 Thanks dude :)

[GenesisAlliance1998]

@omar52334 welcome

[edmund9696]

part one::::oi black guys ...i listen to some one say you want watch my penis? my penis very patty .same as other,ya?dont said any thing liao say and stydi,you first dont say my penis some like other body ,you give me watch cannot?watch only,penis only cannot give me watch ?already crazy that died black guys want see my penis .want give him watch ?wa! got fong le wa sun shay too low black black cannot see wa so many women,wife and kid how to give her watch?damm black guy want watch my dick?

[Herojason123]

oi black guys ...you want watch my penis? my penis very patty .so patty mei my penis ?same as other true or true ? dont said any thing liao say and stydi ,you first dont say my penis some like other body ,you give me watch cannot ?watch only ,,,penis only cannot give me watch ?already crazy that died black guys want see my penis ..want give him watch ?wa! got fong le wa sun shay too low black black cannot see wa so many women,wife and kid how to give her watch ? die black want watch my dick

[jimmyliew64]

Even funnier if you understand how Hockkien speaks :)

[abonlais]

iau-siu chan!!! super cool!!!!!!!!

[roycejunior]

Leonidas: Oi black man, I heard....you come all the way here to see my dick is it? What's so nice to see about dicks? Very nice to see meh, my dick? Same as other people, isn't it?

Sissy guy: okay okay, don't say anymore already

Leonidas: why don't say? Truth what. My dick same as others.

Black man: You good....let me see cannot meh? See only what, dick only, never let me see.

[roycejunior]

*walking away*

Leonidas: crazy already...this stupid black man want to see my dick...should I let him...? Wah wind start kicking up already, later cold leh...wah, sunlight not enough, later dark dark cannot see leh. Wah, so many girls ah, how to strip?! Crazy already la...WAH, CHILDREN ALSO SO MANY?! CRAZY ALREADY LA THIS TIME! Wah, my wife is there, what to do leh...strip or not? Stupid black ghost, see my dick...sigh.

*Draws out sword*

[roycejunior]

Leonidas: Oi, stupid black ghost!

Black man: wha..what shit are you doing!?

Leonidas: you wanna see my dick right? you wait long long la!

Black man: okay okay, let's talk this through..

Leonidas: come until here to look at my dick, I must let you see? AH?! who are you?! want to look at my dick? Who told you my dick is short? huh?! you fking pussy, you think you black man your dick long means you win already la? Don't look at us white man, ours is also long!

[roycejunior]

Black man: okay okay okay, don't see don't see!

Leonidas: sigh...Don't want see already..

*looking at wife*

Leonidas: oi, what to do now?

Wife: let him die, let him die, let him die~

Leonidas: okie. OI, black man want to see my dick is it? FKING YOUR MOTHER PUSSY!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[sinctech]

Funny xia

[loogiak]

hahahahahahahaha

[bluejoshua]

Freaking funny. Watch a 1000 times also not sien. Siao Liao.

[happylaughter1990]

He is laughing behind haha!

[yikcheah]

This is God Damn Funny!!!I laugh untiL my stomach Gonna Explose~~!!!!Like it!!<3

[riodiooooo]

64 people fell into the pit

[deidara2512]

@riodiooooo 77

[johannsen]

it wud be nice if there is subtitles..

[favouritesstuff]

I understand hokkien but cNt speak. I think at one part he say don't know what his lanjiao kena blown by cold wind not good.

[monk999111]

this is one of the most original dialog I've come across so far!! you've got talent!

[happylaughter1990]

Hahaha! My tears are coming out!!

[NLCP2]

Leonidas :Hey black man,I've heard that you want to see my dick is it?Well whats so good about it?Does my dick really look that good,all dicks are the same is it? Then some guy came and said:Ok ,ok thats enough. then blah blah blah.Then the black guy said : Well cant I look at it?Well I'm just looking,its just a dick.Leonidas says in his mind:This is crazy,the black man wants to look at my dick. blah blah Leonidas :Wow,there's not enough sunlight, soon it will be dark and we wont be able to see.

[NLCP2]

@NLCP2 (JOINED WITH THE LAST COMMENT LOOK AT THE FIRST ONE BEFORE THIS) WOW SO MANY GIRLS,HOW DO I STRIP??? This is crazy . WOW ,SO MANY CHILDREN TOO.This is crazy alright. and my wife,how do I do this? That bitch looking at my dick.(SWORD POINT) The black man:"HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING ???" .Leonidas:"YOU WANTED TO LOOK AT MY DICK RIGHT??? WELL YOU HAVE TO WAIT A VERY LONG TIME FOR THAT. You came here to look at dick, well I'll do that then (BLAH BLAH BLAH)

[NLCP2]

@NLCP2 (THIRD JOIN) "SO YOU THINK YOUR BLACK MAN DICK IS LONGER AND WILL WIN RIGHT?WELL OURS ARE LONG TOO! " the black man :"OK ,OK ,I DONT WANT TO LOOK AT IT ANYMORE!!" Leonidas:"Dont look at it anymore huh? (he ask his wife what to do) and she said:Kill him, kill him". Leonidas: "Oh, hey black man wants to look at my dick right? FUCKING NABU CIBAI (kicks black guy down the pit of death)

[noahnanee]

shitzz..;. miss this lingo.... good one mate

[NLCP2]

Lanciao means P***s

[1337sp33kftw]

uh hor liao mai gong liao mai gong liao

[arunasena]

Awesome

[MSO1111]

LOL At 2:11 the woman voice so fake but damn funny LOL

[newnewnewone1]

this totally crack me up

[McLarenMercedes8160]

aww too bad i cant understand it must be hilarious

[omegaxisable]

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE SEND ME THE SCRIPT??

I CAN'T HEAR IT CLEAR...

[phobos685]

Stop saying stop saying already

its not me who want to continue saying but he is asking me

you're good i want to see cant meh?

See only what why never let me see

madness larh the black guy want to see my lan jiao..

[jijiooze]

@phobos685 why? is your lan jiao so beautiful?

[Baxxified]

HAHAHHAHAHA

so many kids. how to strip??

siao liao laaa

[MrTom5452]

Lot of women and children how to strip

[vipbomber]

hahhahhahhahahhaha

[frozeddragon]

TOTALLY LOVE THE PART WHEN THE WIND BLOWS THE WIFE PART

[leejiasengthepro1]

ooi orlang ai kua wo ai lan jiao si bo

[Skillz553]

cibai nabu lu ai kua wa eh lanjiao

[crane76]

Wah lan eh.. dam funny & vulgar leh!!!

[losttribe]

@supermouse1969

Many orlang lanjiao jin tuakee(BIG/THICK) keh jin gao tng (LONG)

[driftingaw4y]

okayy, got things say got things say come here see my dick, i must show you? who are you? want to see my dick, who say my dick short short huh? you smelly vagina ah huh. you think you black people dick long long win already ah? You dont see that we are white people, ours also long long one. okokok dont see. dont see. dont want see already ahh.. crazy. oi, what now? let him die. let him die.. let him die. okay. oi, black person want see my dick right? fcuking mother vagina!!!!!!!!!

[driftingaw4y]

0:50 - 1:34

Sunlight not enough later dark dark cannot see.

wah! so many girls. how to strip? crazy alreadyy..

wah! children also so many. crazy already this time..

aiyo tsk tsk tsk wah my wife over there.

how now? want to strip ornot. damn black ghost see my dick.

(sigh) Oie, damn black ghost wawawawhat ghost?

want to see my dick right? you wait long long ah.

[driftingaw4y]

0:00 - 0:50 Oi, black man.(sigh) hear that.. you came here is to see my dick, is it? dick got what thing nice to see? Nice to see meh, my dick? It's the same as everyone? Yes ornot? hey okay, don't say. don't say What is don't say? Facts what. My dick and other people's same. you gooood.. i good to see, cannot meh? see only what, dick only. you never let me see. crazy already, this damn black person want see my dick. want show him ornot lei? wah, wind is picking up. later cold lei.

[gadunka888]

this should be called

this is prata!

[zihaogood]

LOL " oi si or gui" " le le le ze mi gui?!"

[x711434555]

This is the dialect in Taiwan

[gothless]

@USAdude30 There's tons of dialects in China.. But Hokkien are commonly found in Singapore and Penang...

[gothless]

@USAdude30 Hokkien.. Chinese dialect...

[Henkyfoo]

hahah damn funny

[SHITTYBOYBOY]

45 people let the orh-nang see their lan jiao

[Draphcone]

THIS IS SPRATA MIGHT AS WELL PUT THIS IS PRATA

[LisaMiyaki]

best 300 ever xD

[Matsuilunar]

(Y) for last part man !

[dududoli]

adoh w chio kao w e pak to thia khi a...

[annahhl108]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

[wlmp]

Got my hubby to translate and we both nearly died laughing. ...LMAO !

[Cheejyg]

2:15 Oi, black man wan c my dick rite?

F*ck-ing, N*bu, Z*Ba*

*kicks*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*song*

*black guy falls*

*video ends*

[Cheejyg]

1:17 Wan strip anot? Stupid black man wan c my dick.... Oi stupid black man!

*W-w-what?*

Wan c my dick rite? You wait long long arh!!

*Okok, talk nicely talk nicely*

U here say wan c my dick, den must let u c?U think u hu?U wan c my dick den say my dick short, huh?!?U fucking black man arh, u think yr dick long den u win alrdy arh?U dun see us white ppl short arh, we also got long dick one okay.

*Okok, dun c dun c dun c*

Dunwan c alrdy arh...

Oi, now do what?

-Kill him, kill him, kill him-

Okay.

[Cheejyg]

0:01 Oi black man, heard.. u wan c my dick rite? My dick where gt nice c?Nice 2 c my dick meh?Same as other pp, what right or nt? *Dono WTF the nerd toking* 0:30 My dick same as other ppl *Heho I like c cannot meh?See oni wat, Dick oni, U aso dun let me see* Crazy alrdy la, tis stupid black guy wan c my dick, wan let him c nt? *dono tis part* 0:55 Wa sunlight nt enuf, later dark cannot c Wa so many woman ar, how to strip? Crazy alrdy Wa kid also alot, crazy la this time. Wa my wife there.

[gaibolg25]

@Cheejyg the nerd that u mean say "don't talk about it again" and then after "wan let him c nt?" it means "wah the wind is high, my dick will get cold" LOL..

[Cheejyg]

@gaibolg25 the wind is high?

[gaibolg25]

@Cheejyg yeah i mean the wind is blowing strong..

[Agares]

hahaha

[yeojunkai]

@gl99999 

[fateofsky]

retarded sia....

[1188rockies]

Almost die laughing...I do miss this shit in the US. keep it up

[destroyeroffuturedof]

doesn't make sense.they fight for a peek of his cock?

[ArrancarNo9]

lol the feller laughing

[ShAoXD]

LI GONG WA EH LAN JIAO TEH TEH LOL

[AAV47]

lousy voice acting :(

[cadorless]

@AAV47 lousy is lousy, but its funny!

[AAV47]

@cadorless Yea. find better voice actors and it be :)

[xiaospirit]

this video is funny. but the timing is a bit slow

[9NarutoKun9]

LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHA

[KazuyaShima]

hahaha so funny best ever made =P

[ignatiuslau]

What's the English Version?

[theangelcheryl]

LMAO!!! OMG

[PuNkSuPeR]

english subs please!! ^^ i only understand lanjiao cheebye fucking nabu chabor siaoliao XD

[winsonrock]

FUCKING NABU CIBAIIIIII!!!!!

[ZgothxaliveZ]

LOL lj

[ron2188]

very creative and very funny...can't stop laughing!

[daveMok80]

Hahaha... it's funny.. thx for upload hahahahha

[qietingfengyin1973]

lanjiao haha so funny

[kang98]

SO FUNNY!HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH



[arangenesis]

wahahahahaah

[yyhhppss]

[::l__l::]

[::l__l;:]

[akboiboi]

loooool

[pocari055]

kua nia ma

so shy... :p

[RailoX]

Ahh the only word I understood was cheebye =(

Still damn funny though XD

[svicideking]

"wah! ani cheh chabor ah? siao liao...wah!! gina pun ani cheh! siao liao..."

hilarious! great job!!

[tobeyandass]

haha au lan ai kua wo eh lanjiao

[biboytrax]

LMFAO XD

[deMithyX]

some how , no matter wat , hokkien sounds epic funny

[williamzmtan]

priceless. siaoliao lol.

[chesterngiamzhenghao]

what they talking about? i dun understand hokkien exept for lan jiao haha

[DINGakaRetroApe]

LOL, so many kids... Siao liao.. Damm funny dude..

[goldfries]

haha. but the fella talk until laughing / giggle a bit wan.

[DJsBleach]

lol sun light not enuff

[xBarneyCalhounx]

subtitle pleaseee

[SeRgA123456789]

LOL it sound like gay speak.....

[kingex3]

whr does the hole go to?

[Getvityz]

@kingex3 ass hole

[kingex3]

freaking funny

[zaLkran]

I think its funny! I wan sub!

[kcz9271992]

ahhhhhh i cant stop laughing

[c0ldindark]

"zhor ni" = teochew lol. 1:44

[jiyefuuu]

would be better if u followed their mouth movement

[AnimationCollab]

6 PACK DE LAN**** cool leh

[fuckliao]

hahahahaha oii orh lang i laugh until die alrdy

[bom123321]

goodjob...make more video like this =D

[TheKevinog]

waliao,so damn funny,i laughed until my stomach hurt.

[isabella962]

hahaha le cham me gui?? lol i love hokkien its my languge :)

[TheShawnow]

wha damm funny

[Pecherin72]

Choked myself laughing from the first Kua lan jiao

[kukubird92]

hhahaha funny

[wesi1234]

kua nya ma lol

[cst1908]

olang tiakong lu ai khua wae lanciao si bo

black man i hear you want to see my dick did you

sparta 300 funny wkwkwkwkwkwkwk

[deloved]

walau what the shit lanjiao!

[howkemon6559]

Wow, very siok! wish to watch part 2. Thank for ur lan jiao video! I like it! ♥♥♥☆☆☆★★★

[simtsoon]

lol

[SirButtSmelly]

meet the spartans was also funny

[JiaWeiAnderson]

fucking niabu cibai,then trow he down!

[asdasd9595]

no subtitles :(

[MrNantaka]

lol...this is funny...thumbs up

[0DemonKiller0]

oi, o lang, tia kong, le lai ji dao si kua wa eh lanjiao si bo? LOL

[ZHENSHUN]

muahahahaa!!!!

[figght245]

kana sai siao

[Habboies]

lim peh ka deng ah.XD

[onlyyou16]

this is so damn funny!! =) =) great job!

[RoxusTheDarkOne]

Tan gu gu ar!