The joke was aimed towards black mothers. However The insult was aimed at white mothers. Black people need to take a halt in their "anti black joke" routine. If she made a white joke they would say "lol yeh white people suck." But if it's a black joke then "RACISM MUST BE STOPPED!!" Learn to take a joke or stfu. Idiots.
I'm not black but I've always wanted to be black ever since Richard Pryor made it cool but whenever I go to one of their meetings and ask them to vote me in I always get the shit kicked out of me.
@alabamaboy357 If I was a nigger (my application is still being held up for some reason) why would I ever want to go to Alabama? All the white women are screwing their brothers and making white trash babies on welfare. nigga be smarta than to go to alabama coz da lame ass bra's be makin' it wit they ma's and there aint none left for us niggas. Who said Canadians can't rap yo? Peace out. *gang sign* yo mama. slamma that bama bro.
Guys....why the drama? I'm a black woman and I find this funny. If you're a black mom, and you're not this type of mother, why get up in arms about it? It doesn't matter, y'all.......Just jokes.
this fat bittch should go backstage an finish her BIG MAC and should shut the fuck up. Her fans should shut the fuck up too, goddamn. You a white bitch, you aint black and you aint eva be black. so stop talkin bout us like you know us so well
I'm balck and ghetto black moms are the worst. Parenting is not just choosing whether to hit your kids or let them do whatver they want. My mom actually did it the hard way and talked to me instead of being lazy and just hitting me or doing nothing. Most black parents are lazy, and that's why there is so much crime. And lazy white parents contribute to white collar crimes and psychopaths.
@Squisidee actually, sometimes overbearing parents can cause psychopaths too, since once a person tastes freedom from that life, they go overboard with it. Just adding to your post, not saying you're wrong in any way.
their a difference from making joke about race for laughter in a polite way and then their just plain rude and inconsiderate , she isp lain rude and inconsiderate coming from a African .me.
THIS UGLY WHITE BITCH NEED TO GO TO BLACK COMMUNITY WITH HER AIN'T FUNNY JOKES. I BET SHE WILL BE DEAD! SMH! WHAT DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BLACK OR WHITE JOKES ABOUT RACE?! BLACK JOKES IS FUNNY AS SHIT AND WHITE'S IS NOT SMH! STOP MAKE UGLY UNTALENTED WHITE AS BIRD'S' SHIT LOOKING CRACKERS KIDS!
@SexyBanjo Lee Harvey Oswald. Charles Manson. David (Son of Sam) Berkowitz. Ted Bundy. Jeffrey Dahmer. Ken Lay. Bernie Madoff. Any of them raised by a black parent? Richard Nixon. Ronald Reagan. George W. Bush. Mitt Romney.
@lindeepalface Fuck you cunt. She has balls. In this age of child worship, it is refreshing to hear someone make fun of a forbidden topic, Children are coddled and it does them no good.
On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning,a 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.If you dont repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight, you will have 143 mins to post this
@ItsFlapJack since when is spanking the way to go? You are just showing your child that it should abuse others physically to get its will. And I thought we were beyond that stage.
In germany we have a law to prevent that: (Section 1631 - German Civil Code) (2) Children have a right to non-violent upbringing. Physical punishments, psychological injuries and other degrading measures are inadmissible.
@JeenaParadies Mostly everyone was raised that way me included I have never thought about hitting others becuase If I did I would get a spanking of course. It was never done to humiliate me or degrade me it was for my own good. Everyone is different and every country has there own laws and rules we both disagree on this topic and we will just be arguing back and fourth and no one is convinced about each others opinions so leave it at that my friend
@JeenaParadies Mostly everyone was raised that way me included I have never thought about hitting others becuase If I did I would get a spanking of course. It was never done to humiliate me or degrade me it was for my own good. Everyone is different and every country has there own laws and rules we both disagree on this topic and we will just be arguing back and fourth and no one is convinced about each others opinions so leave it at that my friend
@faerydust84 no she is not you snow monkey. your the Neanderthal bitch. she speaks the truth about soft white moms. you are a perfect example of what happens when white moms don't hit there kids. your mom should of had abortion. you suck and are a wet dog from a cave. you can't talk about the first race on earth bitch. now kill your self ho.
@mrwhatever213 I would disagree strongly, instead you seem to be the perfect example of someone who's mother did hit him/her way to often on the head. Otherwise I can't imagine why you would be so cruel to people you don't even know.
@mrwhatever213 I would disagree strongly, instead you seem to be the perfect example of someone who's mother did hit him/her way to often on the head. Otherwise I can't imagine why you would be so cruel to people you don't even know.
@mrwhatever213 , shut up you brainwashed monkey. White kids don't need hitting, thats why they educated, civilized, and own all the money in the world through hard word, unlike your monkey children that only know how to steal and cheat and fight for what they have, thats why God designed black people to be the slaves of the world and get beaten,thats all your good for, Your all brainless savages, with good stamina = slave
@mrwhatever213 , shut up you brainwashed monkey. White kids don't need hitting, thats why they educated, civilized, and own all the money in the world through hard word, unlike your monkey children that only know how to steal and cheat and fight for what they have, thats why God designed black people to be the slaves of the world and get beaten,thats all your good for, Your all brainless savages, with good stamina = slave
@MyaChrisify . your the Neanderthal bitch. she speaks the truth about soft white moms. you are a perfect example of what happens when white moms don't hit there kids. your mom should of had abortion. you suck and are a wet dog from a cave. you can't talk about the first race on earth bitch. now kill your self ho.
@shall2347 Alri African American mothers raise their kids kinda crazy but it works almost 40% of the time blacks end up either really bad or really nice and educated think of it like this the little girl now knows how to haddle bread...I know its still bullshit but pretty sure it wont change Im being raised with a leanit mother with strict rules if I stay on the right track I should be successful but I don't like sports much Im much more of a gamer Im not even Im a healthy wieght almost anerexic
Then y do black men end up in prison? true story when i worked at a grocery store there was this fat black women who was walking out of the store with bags of groceries and i was goin out on break at the same time and she had like a 5 year old little girl with her and she gave her the bag to carry wih the loaf of bread and she literally screamed at her cuz she was kinda walking nonchalantly with it and she slapped her and said "why u smashin my god damn bread" idk it was just the worst parenting
@TheOnlyCT -really? what part of italy? if he was from the south i could understand, those southern italians got a little negroid in them. being so close to africa and all.
@Abena20 Actually, that's exactly what it means, it's called freedom of speech. Just because you find it stupid doesn't mean other people don't find it funny.
HAHAHAHA! "pull out that clip on weave and show Tommy whos who"
Still I think hitting children is wrong. I think if you have to resort to hitting your child then you a bad parent. I'm sorry but I just do. I think if locking them in there room with no food, water or games doesn't work then you need to give it up.
I;m Black and Black ghetto mothers are the WORST.I saw a Ghetto mother put her 3 year old child in the front seat of her van with no seatbelt nor car seat.
So there are just as many bad black moms as whites. I know shes joking, but I'm just saying....
@WellThatWasRandom Most don't, especially boys. A black boy is more likely to end up in jail than college. If you think I'm exaggerating, look it up. I'd say parenting has a lot to do with that. Honestly, black parents could learn a lot from white parents.
And before anyone bitches that this is a comedy video, my criticism is that the joke is fucking stupid. Saying black moms are better than white moms is like saying the sky is green. It's not funny, it's just factually incorrect.
Actually, a high majority of black women attend college. Look at Spelman college, all female, black and proud. Research a little more before making asinine comments.
@tashDJ16 bbbitttchhh in case you didnt know, back then she used to date black men so she had a different standing point on her beliefs. Not to mention her comedy is supposed to be racist because thats the type she does!
Ummmm. Why does she assume that black moms would have on clip on nails and weave suggesting that we are ghetto and that we have " no boundaries".. Interesting. Not funny.
If you took a page out of a 7th grader's note book, you would have the script to an entire Lisa Lampanelli special. This sucks incredible amounts of cock and is not original in the slightest.
Maybe it's because the comedy is VERY American and England seriously needs to catch up on the whole race thing, but doesn't this 'comedy' make anyone else feel slightly uncomfortable?
@kimonbees Sarah Silverman is pretty good, but she could never make a joke like this funny because she doesn't have good delivery. Plain and simple. She has a different style when it comes to making racial jokes.
@Klovadkov um you're WRONG. england is passed the race stuff. you don't see the white comedians making fun of race. you rarely see the colored comedians make fun of race. it's america that needs to catch up to england.
@1234blahluv yeah i have to agree with you there, America is long behind any other rich country, probably coz they have so fucking much focus on race all the time, they are really just keeping the stereotypes alive
I agree. I don't find this funny anymore. I've heard this sort of joke from too many comediens. Most of them were black by the way, so i'm not saying that she goes too far (i'm a black guy). It's just a played out joke... You should check out Brian Regan. I find his jokes refreshing because he stays away from the cliche's.
Thanks for the tip, cause I never heard of him. I just saw some Norm McDonald and that's even more my taste I guess. Not because of the content of his jokes, but because of his unusual delivery.
Just out of curiosity, what do you think of this clip (Sean Lock's rant on children acting)
watch?v=TfFSxyrCnLk
Would something like that be considered funny in the US?
connn i think she is funny... she isnt all fiction also and i like her also bcuz she seem to have fun and wat she does she doesnt take it too seriously
There is nothing worse than some white lady being loudly outspoken on downgrading whites trying to kiss and suck the blacks dicks trying to earn your black points, STFU bitch and eat a fat free meal for once!
@panzershell I highly doubt that Lisa Lampanelli is trying to earn "Black points". If that were true, she'd be performing in predominantly Black areas and on Black tv channels (ie, BET). Lmao, get a life and quit being judgmental.
@madeyes4u Incorrect, she would love nothing more than to perform on the shows and areas you mentioned but black audiences do not find her type of comedy amusing at all, "black standup" is what is popular is she is trying to get in on that boat, no matter what "station" she is on! So please get a life before telling someone else to get one :)
I sort of agree w/ what she's saying but white trash moms beat their kids as much as spooks do. I don't care that she's controversial. It's that she aint funny. Not her fault for being born female I guess, but women comics aren't funny.
why is it when lame ass comedians run out of funny shit to say they think Oh heres one lets talk about Black women> WTF? Why dont they talk about Jews? or themselves? or WHITE men? why talk about Black women?? She is so fat all that money and no diet pills
@WonderWomanFan4life You idiot. She talks about the Jews a lot maybe you should do research before you spread your fingers and type the same way you spread your legs and fuck.
I listened to her when i lived in Europa and I hardly ever heard her complain about others. Thats how I found out who she was. I never heard of her before living in Europe. I don't even think she is funny at all.
@guitalex2005 ... and i plan on beating my kids too... HAHAHAHAHa that killed me! Hell, I got beat too man and here I am glad my parents put me in my place.
I feel you on this. However, some kids rebel and end up doing more damage if they get punished this way. I think it has to do with society and it's views. You go to jail now for spanking your kids, ridiculou. I have a 3 year old and I swat her behind, but just wait until she gets older and she can handle the spanking, I will not adhere to doing so.
@alondraonelegal Of course they rebel! I did. But kids will not know what they're doing is wrong because they can't understand you. Kids also don't know when you're being serious and that results later in a lack of respect. Pain is nature's way of communicating something's wrong. Kids born unable to feel pain die young because of this. If bullets, tear gas or tasers didn't hurt, a lot more people would rebel against police due to similar reasoning. Pain isn't the ONLY way, but it works.
There is no daydreaming. I love my daughter and want to her a respectful human being, silly moms just give their kids time out and they end up being spoiled brats who can't take "no" for an answer.
@guitalex2005 absolutely correct, and besides, hitting a child appropriately is actually NOT child abuse, ask any teacher, cop, social worker, psychologist, etc, etc who know better and are WELL trained. Congrats on your accomplishments btw.
@zazozung See, in order to do that I'd have to be emotionally unstable. And even though I was beat as a kid for disobedience, I'm NOT. So... no thanks.
@jenshu7 i meant being my ipod spell checked it weird and she does what she does because it makes people laugh and she makes a ton of money by doing it i highly doubt that she actually beats her kids or thinks that it is a good thing if so then shes the screwed up one
@olykid11 Thank you. I wasn't saying that she beats her kids. All I said was that beating children was not a laughing matter. I'm sorry that I did not specify, but it was implied that it was not a laughing matter TO ME. I said nothing at all about forcing the rest of the world to see it my way.
@olykid11 First of all, neon is not a verb. Therefore I have no idea what your intended meaning is. Secondly, I'm merely exercising my freedom of speech. And I did not start the cross-examination going on up there. So if you're so obsessed with Sesame Street, you can be the one acting immature and go enjoy it to your heart's content.
@jenshu7 Honestly, quit being a bitch. Insulting others on the internet of grammar is truly pathetic. You obviously have no life, are single, and old as shit. Also, this is the Internet, not America. Hence, you do -not- necessarily have the right to freedom of speech, so don't use that to justify yourself. If you have a problem with child abuse, go do something about it. Don't come to youtube to bitch and moan about it.
@xy2z1997 You know, I wasn't going to deign to answer this, but there is no real reason for you to get worked up like this. All I did was express my point of view that this particular video was not funny to ME. I didn't say that you should think the same way, or condemn all others to insanity for disagreeing with me. I merely responded to countless insults with calm and rational thoughts designed to express my own views and the lack of a need to argue. Insensitive creatures such as yourself,
@xy2z1997 who have nothing to do but disagree with other opinions just because they can, are not accomplishing anything. So instead of attempting to say that I have no life, consider how you attacked me first, without my provoking you, and wonder what kind of a life YOU lead. Also, you have no right to pretend that you know or understand my personal life. Which, by the way, has absolutely no relation to this conversation at all. If 19 is old as 'shit', as you so eloquently described, then you,
@xy2z1997 my dear, have quite a lot to learn about life. And I, being a citizen of the UNITED STATES of America, (I hope you understood the meaning of my upper case letters) have all the rights and privileges of a US citizen. Which means, yes I get to say whatever I want to say, regardless of the fact that I'm saying it on the internet. And I will thereby use any means to justify myself as I see fit, because I decide what I get to do with my life. I am not 'bitching' and 'moaning', I am
@jenshu7 actually I think you will find that you can't just say WHATEVER you like on the internet. Have you never seen the restrictions and the 'report' buttons which stop you from saying whatever you feel? And do you really need to put the USA in capital letters? Last time I looked it was just a country along with the rest, why is it so special that it deserves to be in upper case? Stop patronising people, you may be upset, but calling people 'my dear' doesn't exactly make you out the better.
The joke was aimed towards black mothers. However The insult was aimed at white mothers. Black people need to take a halt in their "anti black joke" routine. If she made a white joke they would say "lol yeh white people suck." But if it's a black joke then "RACISM MUST BE STOPPED!!" Learn to take a joke or stfu. Idiots.
JKalama25799752 2 days ago
I'm not black but I've always wanted to be black ever since Richard Pryor made it cool but whenever I go to one of their meetings and ask them to vote me in I always get the shit kicked out of me.
leavetheherbitalone 1 week ago
@leavetheherbitalone I BET YOU DONT WANT TO BE BLACK ONCE YOU COME DOWN TO ALABAMA NIGGER.
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@alabamaboy357 If I was a nigger (my application is still being held up for some reason) why would I ever want to go to Alabama? All the white women are screwing their brothers and making white trash babies on welfare. nigga be smarta than to go to alabama coz da lame ass bra's be makin' it wit they ma's and there aint none left for us niggas. Who said Canadians can't rap yo? Peace out. *gang sign* yo mama. slamma that bama bro.
leavetheherbitalone 3 days ago
Guys....why the drama? I'm a black woman and I find this funny. If you're a black mom, and you're not this type of mother, why get up in arms about it? It doesn't matter, y'all.......Just jokes.
elektraeriseros 2 weeks ago
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Quierame407 3 weeks ago
@Quierame407 Seeing as how she was on the same side as the black moms, your comment makes no fucking sense.
DubbzzySnipezz 2 weeks ago 3
I'm a black guy and every time I see Lisa on TV or whatever, I'm laughing so hard I have tears streaming down my face...
autismpete 3 weeks ago 2
It's a joke. Goodness...
grumpyclouds93 3 weeks ago 2
i love lisa she rocks...and i love her taint ..LOL haha
disnigga2nice 4 weeks ago
XD
freshtilldeathrocks 1 month ago
This is funny, she's a race comic, so this is what she does, if a black person said it would it be funny then? Gosshhh.
xoxojollyy 1 month ago
Is Lisa pregnant?
jerkutz 1 month ago
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH I Love her!
AlexisdjgcAKASonny 1 month ago
I thought it was funny.
I guess Im the only one :(
TheRebeccaMills1 1 month ago
@TheRebeccaMills1 Yeah...you might be...LOL
Docmananoff 3 weeks ago
I didn't really find this funny at all...
JJboy1992 1 month ago
Jaw cancer? She lost me there. Even though I'm not a kid person.
RMS1103 1 month ago
Wrong audience....
grumpyclouds93 1 month ago
my dad has jaw cancer....this just got awk.
BandMBFF 1 month ago
shes not funny.. shes just making statements, no jokes
punjabistan01 1 month ago
i cant believe she has fans she is so fucking annoying and corny. not hating just saying.
mikeandrades1 1 month ago
Wtf. I love freedom of speech however it saddens me that this is what the world sees my niece as
brownblooddrops24 1 month ago
this fat bittch should go backstage an finish her BIG MAC and should shut the fuck up. Her fans should shut the fuck up too, goddamn. You a white bitch, you aint black and you aint eva be black. so stop talkin bout us like you know us so well
PresidentBarack2008 2 months ago
omg let the venom spit geez people she's a comedian for god's sake and that shit is funny...
iwannabeit 2 months ago 17
I'm balck and ghetto black moms are the worst. Parenting is not just choosing whether to hit your kids or let them do whatver they want. My mom actually did it the hard way and talked to me instead of being lazy and just hitting me or doing nothing. Most black parents are lazy, and that's why there is so much crime. And lazy white parents contribute to white collar crimes and psychopaths.
There are no lazy asian parents.
Squisidee 2 months ago 8
@Squisidee actually, sometimes overbearing parents can cause psychopaths too, since once a person tastes freedom from that life, they go overboard with it. Just adding to your post, not saying you're wrong in any way.
subzero21601 1 month ago
@Squisidee the parents of the virginia tech shooter were asian.
sourDeez2 2 weeks ago
That fat bitch is retarded
fuckyouhassa 2 months ago
their a difference from making joke about race for laughter in a polite way and then their just plain rude and inconsiderate , she isp lain rude and inconsiderate coming from a African .me.
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THIS UGLY WHITE BITCH NEED TO GO TO BLACK COMMUNITY WITH HER AIN'T FUNNY JOKES. I BET SHE WILL BE DEAD! SMH! WHAT DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BLACK OR WHITE JOKES ABOUT RACE?! BLACK JOKES IS FUNNY AS SHIT AND WHITE'S IS NOT SMH! STOP MAKE UGLY UNTALENTED WHITE AS BIRD'S' SHIT LOOKING CRACKERS KIDS!
hotplaye999 3 months ago
Black moms got it figured out? I guess that is why prisons are full of white people.
SexyBanjo 3 months ago
@SexyBanjo that's why so many black kids go to college and become successful.
SC1337 3 months ago
@SexyBanjo Lee Harvey Oswald. Charles Manson. David (Son of Sam) Berkowitz. Ted Bundy. Jeffrey Dahmer. Ken Lay. Bernie Madoff. Any of them raised by a black parent? Richard Nixon. Ronald Reagan. George W. Bush. Mitt Romney.
UncleMikeNJ 2 months ago
@SexyBanjo Wow. Someone can't take a joke.
MissMandaG 2 months ago
fucking gold AHAHAH
hpychf 3 months ago
so like i'm trying to pull out my weave but it's attached to my scalp.
Drumlady12 3 months ago
She's not funny, she's just offensive.
lindeepalface 3 months ago
@lindeepalface offensive? LOL
hpychf 3 months ago
@lindeepalface Fuck you cunt. She has balls. In this age of child worship, it is refreshing to hear someone make fun of a forbidden topic, Children are coddled and it does them no good.
newcoyote 3 months ago 2
@newcoyote Hey, somebody's gotta do it, now that George Carlin is dead.
UncleMikeNJ 2 months ago
@UncleMikeNJ Yes!! I love me some George Carlin. He was genius!
MissMandaG 2 months ago
wow shes a mess
imcrazy85 3 months ago
She would be awesome doing a Kirstie Alley or Adele impersonation
bethshair 3 months ago
@Sly1124 lol my father's side is white and he always met with the wooden paddle when he was younger lol
Conjulo 3 months ago
On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning,a 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.If you dont repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight, you will have 143 mins to post this
prodigychild1988 3 months ago
I fucking love her!
MissLaurynJade 3 months ago
"Haha! Violent treatment of children! Oh, you disagree with me? Consider yourself sworn at, motherfuckers"
djr36djr36 4 months ago
@Sly1124 white ppl beat their kids too
UrNoFuN929 4 months ago
Iam arab i don't give a fuckkkkkkkkk
LOOKATMEMOFO96 4 months ago
WTF? Since when is hitting kids the way to go? She seems to talk like a crazy person.
JeenaParadies 4 months ago
@JeenaParadies it's called a spanking not legality hit them till they get bruised up and bleed out and shit ..
ItsFlapJack 4 months ago
@ItsFlapJack since when is spanking the way to go? You are just showing your child that it should abuse others physically to get its will. And I thought we were beyond that stage.
In germany we have a law to prevent that: (Section 1631 - German Civil Code) (2) Children have a right to non-violent upbringing. Physical punishments, psychological injuries and other degrading measures are inadmissible.
JeenaParadies 4 months ago
@JeenaParadies Mostly everyone was raised that way me included I have never thought about hitting others becuase If I did I would get a spanking of course. It was never done to humiliate me or degrade me it was for my own good. Everyone is different and every country has there own laws and rules we both disagree on this topic and we will just be arguing back and fourth and no one is convinced about each others opinions so leave it at that my friend
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@JeenaParadies Mostly everyone was raised that way me included I have never thought about hitting others becuase If I did I would get a spanking of course. It was never done to humiliate me or degrade me it was for my own good. Everyone is different and every country has there own laws and rules we both disagree on this topic and we will just be arguing back and fourth and no one is convinced about each others opinions so leave it at that my friend
ItsFlapJack 4 months ago
@JeenaParadies Are you in any way retarded? This is from a comedy stand up show, not a news broadcast. It has nothing to do with child abuse.
tr0nd 4 months ago
I'm surprised that Lampanelli hasn't got shot yet. Thsi bitch needs a drive-by shooting!
aarroweuceda 4 months ago
if black moms are so great, why are half of black children be raised by their grandma? and are on drugs, in gangs, and on the street?
MyaChrisify 4 months ago
@MyaChrisify I do think that a lot of kids are being too spoiled though.
MyaChrisify 4 months ago
@MyaChrisify and the reason is cause your evil white race set it up that way bitch.
mrwhatever213 4 months ago
@MyaChrisify , you dont get it, shes being scarcastic, shes ripping on black women, calling them dumb ghetto monkeys
faerydust84 4 months ago
@faerydust84 no she is not you snow monkey. your the Neanderthal bitch. she speaks the truth about soft white moms. you are a perfect example of what happens when white moms don't hit there kids. your mom should of had abortion. you suck and are a wet dog from a cave. you can't talk about the first race on earth bitch. now kill your self ho.
mrwhatever213 4 months ago
@mrwhatever213 I would disagree strongly, instead you seem to be the perfect example of someone who's mother did hit him/her way to often on the head. Otherwise I can't imagine why you would be so cruel to people you don't even know.
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@mrwhatever213 I would disagree strongly, instead you seem to be the perfect example of someone who's mother did hit him/her way to often on the head. Otherwise I can't imagine why you would be so cruel to people you don't even know.
JeenaParadies 4 months ago
@mrwhatever213 , shut up you brainwashed monkey. White kids don't need hitting, thats why they educated, civilized, and own all the money in the world through hard word, unlike your monkey children that only know how to steal and cheat and fight for what they have, thats why God designed black people to be the slaves of the world and get beaten,thats all your good for, Your all brainless savages, with good stamina = slave
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@mrwhatever213 , shut up you brainwashed monkey. White kids don't need hitting, thats why they educated, civilized, and own all the money in the world through hard word, unlike your monkey children that only know how to steal and cheat and fight for what they have, thats why God designed black people to be the slaves of the world and get beaten,thats all your good for, Your all brainless savages, with good stamina = slave
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@MyaChrisify . your the Neanderthal bitch. she speaks the truth about soft white moms. you are a perfect example of what happens when white moms don't hit there kids. your mom should of had abortion. you suck and are a wet dog from a cave. you can't talk about the first race on earth bitch. now kill your self ho.
mrwhatever213 4 months ago
Lisa: "Black women throw their poo, peel bananas with their feet and beat their chests."
SovereignStatesman 4 months ago
......is she allowed to say that
jordon666 4 months ago
@jordon666 yes this is the us of america not red china, soviet russia, or commie venezuela.
mrtundra45 4 months ago
@mrtundra45 still racists
jordon666 4 months ago
@shall2347 Alri African American mothers raise their kids kinda crazy but it works almost 40% of the time blacks end up either really bad or really nice and educated think of it like this the little girl now knows how to haddle bread...I know its still bullshit but pretty sure it wont change Im being raised with a leanit mother with strict rules if I stay on the right track I should be successful but I don't like sports much Im much more of a gamer Im not even Im a healthy wieght almost anerexic
Joker13rekoJ 4 months ago
Then y do black men end up in prison? true story when i worked at a grocery store there was this fat black women who was walking out of the store with bags of groceries and i was goin out on break at the same time and she had like a 5 year old little girl with her and she gave her the bag to carry wih the loaf of bread and she literally screamed at her cuz she was kinda walking nonchalantly with it and she slapped her and said "why u smashin my god damn bread" idk it was just the worst parenting
shall2347 4 months ago
she went black, meh who really cares if she ever comes back.
humanity6fl9 4 months ago 43
@humanity6fl9 Brilliant hahha
a09as 3 months ago
@humanity6fl9
This is what happens when people say things without knowing facts... she's married to an Italian guy now... not that ethnicity even matters...
TheOnlyCT 3 months ago
@TheOnlyCT -really? what part of italy? if he was from the south i could understand, those southern italians got a little negroid in them. being so close to africa and all.
humanity6fl9 3 months ago
@humanity6fl9 Just coz I'm feeling pedantic, they are closer to North Africa, which is less black and more towards the Arabic skin tone.
loquatiousbadger 2 months ago
@TheOnlyCT Italians are descendents of Africans,everyone knows that
KaraLindaLee 3 months ago
@KaraLindaLee -thats why we're so well endowed;^)~
humanity6fl9 3 months ago
@humanity6fl9 not all of them, believe me LOL
KaraLindaLee 3 months ago
@humanity6fl9 naw she came back...she's married to a white man
spareld 3 months ago
True, but at least Tommy becomes a lawyer.
Heifsin85 5 months ago
@Heifsin85 And Terrance became a partner at the firm Tommy just works at....
eahansom 5 months ago
@eahansom Who's Terrance?
Heifsin85 5 months ago
gold..PURE GOLD
holmeed 5 months ago
ok this lady sucks nothing funny about her at all this is reason number 10 million and 5 duct tape was invented
bloodshoteu 5 months ago
i hate when they get rid of the cussing
heyfindmenoob 5 months ago
People are so stupid. Just because you're a comedian doesn't mean that you have the right to say any stupid thing that comes into your head.
Abena20 5 months ago
@Abena20 Actually, that's exactly what it means, it's called freedom of speech. Just because you find it stupid doesn't mean other people don't find it funny.
TheseProblemsMatter 5 months ago
The best part is when the audience gasps likes Lisa's gone too far and she just goes "Awww wahhh shut the fuck up!"
TheseProblemsMatter 5 months ago 52
HAHAHAHA! "pull out that clip on weave and show Tommy whos who"
Still I think hitting children is wrong. I think if you have to resort to hitting your child then you a bad parent. I'm sorry but I just do. I think if locking them in there room with no food, water or games doesn't work then you need to give it up.
RedRoosterRoad 5 months ago
I;m Black and Black ghetto mothers are the WORST.I saw a Ghetto mother put her 3 year old child in the front seat of her van with no seatbelt nor car seat.
So there are just as many bad black moms as whites. I know shes joking, but I'm just saying....
BigkKinny 5 months ago
racist it was funny until the clip on nails part
awwRingo 5 months ago
so this is more than a little racist and full of derogatory stereotypes. That's a shame.
georgie7superstar 6 months ago
my god she looks like a drag queen, except more ugly
ajh1234 6 months ago
lol at least white kids end up going to college. How many black kids do?
Bigkahkistan 6 months ago
@Bigkahkistan oh my gosh! LOTS of black people get to go to college you asshole
WellThatWasRandom 5 months ago
@WellThatWasRandom Most don't, especially boys. A black boy is more likely to end up in jail than college. If you think I'm exaggerating, look it up. I'd say parenting has a lot to do with that. Honestly, black parents could learn a lot from white parents.
And before anyone bitches that this is a comedy video, my criticism is that the joke is fucking stupid. Saying black moms are better than white moms is like saying the sky is green. It's not funny, it's just factually incorrect.
Bigkahkistan 5 months ago
@Bigkahkistan I think you're just being an ignorant troll. If you don't like it, you don't have to watch it!
WellThatWasRandom 5 months ago
@Bigkahkistan
You can't blame the mothers for their kids ending up in prison. Those kids know very well they're committing crimes.
charlotteBraillie 5 months ago
@Bigkahkistan
Actually, a high majority of black women attend college. Look at Spelman college, all female, black and proud. Research a little more before making asinine comments.
alondraonelegal 5 months ago
bbbitttchhh your white!!!!!!!!! so shhhhuuuttt the fuckkkk up!!!!!!!!!!!:)
tashDJ16 6 months ago
@tashDJ16 no u shut the fuck up its comedy meaning no subject goes untouched learn how to laugh me and my mom laughed and im black soooooooooo
christianjgil283 6 months ago
@christianjgil283 yo chill bra! i dont care
tashDJ16 6 months ago
@tashDJ16 bbbitttchhh in case you didnt know, back then she used to date black men so she had a different standing point on her beliefs. Not to mention her comedy is supposed to be racist because thats the type she does!
royalpaininthebutt1 6 months ago
haha that's a good one. I haven't laughed that hard in a while. Thank you.
qukarlz 6 months ago
This was wack. If i remember correctly she has funnier (albeit repetitive) stuff in the film. Great roaster/insult comic tho
1000blabbities 6 months ago
black women can't afford to spoil their kids
qukarlz 6 months ago 5
@qukarlz My mom can, she still doesn't put up with SHIT
irongiant20012001 6 months ago
"aww waaa STFU!!"
kryssroqqz123 6 months ago
She fucks niggers . 'nuff said.
bootlip888 6 months ago
LOL!
lala12125811 6 months ago
Ummmm. Why does she assume that black moms would have on clip on nails and weave suggesting that we are ghetto and that we have " no boundaries".. Interesting. Not funny.
love22laughh 7 months ago
no she didnt talk bout black folks
thatcrybaby 7 months ago
lllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame
28335 7 months ago
If you took a page out of a 7th grader's note book, you would have the script to an entire Lisa Lampanelli special. This sucks incredible amounts of cock and is not original in the slightest.
KingBonerface 7 months ago
Fucking lame ass joke, get off the stage bitch
11215142615 7 months ago
and thats why most black people end up in jail rite?,good parenting? lol jk jk joke of my own nobody get butt hurt over it
masseffectmetallica 7 months ago
Maybe it's because the comedy is VERY American and England seriously needs to catch up on the whole race thing, but doesn't this 'comedy' make anyone else feel slightly uncomfortable?
Klovadkov 8 months ago
@Klovadkov yeah this is kinda wierd. it kinda sucks. Sarah silverman or Russel Peters could make a topic like this hilarious.
kimonbees 7 months ago
@kimonbees Sarah Silverman is pretty good, but she could never make a joke like this funny because she doesn't have good delivery. Plain and simple. She has a different style when it comes to making racial jokes.
madeyes4u 7 months ago
@Klovadkov um you're WRONG. england is passed the race stuff. you don't see the white comedians making fun of race. you rarely see the colored comedians make fun of race. it's america that needs to catch up to england.
1234blahluv 7 months ago 2
@1234blahluv yeah i have to agree with you there, America is long behind any other rich country, probably coz they have so fucking much focus on race all the time, they are really just keeping the stereotypes alive
geppegep 7 months ago
@1234blahluv Race is funny.
firemarshall007 7 months ago
@1234blahluv im a black american thank you for saying that that is soooo true!!!!!
lovergurl 6 months ago
@Klovadkov
British comedy is a million times better than American. They're past the race thing, they're even almost past the gender thing.
The only funny American stand up I've seen on youtube is (young) Eddie Murphy.
charlotteBraillie 6 months ago
@charlotteBraillie
I agree. I don't find this funny anymore. I've heard this sort of joke from too many comediens. Most of them were black by the way, so i'm not saying that she goes too far (i'm a black guy). It's just a played out joke... You should check out Brian Regan. I find his jokes refreshing because he stays away from the cliche's.
Troublesome2008 6 months ago
@Troublesome2008
Thanks for the tip, cause I never heard of him. I just saw some Norm McDonald and that's even more my taste I guess. Not because of the content of his jokes, but because of his unusual delivery.
Just out of curiosity, what do you think of this clip (Sean Lock's rant on children acting)
watch?v=TfFSxyrCnLk
Would something like that be considered funny in the US?
charlotteBraillie 6 months ago
connn i think she is funny... she isnt all fiction also and i like her also bcuz she seem to have fun and wat she does she doesnt take it too seriously
castroAyelaz 8 months ago
she is a better roaster
modernway91 8 months ago
She Funny As Hell nd yu juss an asshole! with no fuckinq life! yu juss mad dhat it wasnt bout yo dumb ass!
MyRockstar123456789 8 months ago
As a young black male I find this 100% accurate.
Devhawk124 8 months ago
@Devhawk124
lol
yiskafriedman 7 months ago
There is nothing worse than some white lady being loudly outspoken on downgrading whites trying to kiss and suck the blacks dicks trying to earn your black points, STFU bitch and eat a fat free meal for once!
panzershell 8 months ago
@panzershell If you knew who Lisa was you'd know she has a thing for black cock. It's her favorite. Seriously, she says so often.
zOMGLaserGunzPewPew 8 months ago
@panzershell I highly doubt that Lisa Lampanelli is trying to earn "Black points". If that were true, she'd be performing in predominantly Black areas and on Black tv channels (ie, BET). Lmao, get a life and quit being judgmental.
madeyes4u 7 months ago
@madeyes4u Incorrect, she would love nothing more than to perform on the shows and areas you mentioned but black audiences do not find her type of comedy amusing at all, "black standup" is what is popular is she is trying to get in on that boat, no matter what "station" she is on! So please get a life before telling someone else to get one :)
panzershell 7 months ago
Wow that was really bad. Do people really pay to see her?
Smokeclouds702 8 months ago
@guitalex2005 great, you're Chinese.
ebonics4everyone 8 months ago
I sort of agree w/ what she's saying but white trash moms beat their kids as much as spooks do. I don't care that she's controversial. It's that she aint funny. Not her fault for being born female I guess, but women comics aren't funny.
ebonics4everyone 8 months ago
@ebonics4everyone Check out Wanda Sykes.
mr4chord 8 months ago
Epic fail -_-'
TheMoonEmpress 8 months ago
#fail...
Karamel2233 8 months ago
only funny female comediens to me are Wanda Sykes, Joan Rivers and Gina Yashere, Chelsea Handler and maybe 1 more..but certainly not this lady..
imwithstoopid1 8 months ago
why is it when lame ass comedians run out of funny shit to say they think Oh heres one lets talk about Black women> WTF? Why dont they talk about Jews? or themselves? or WHITE men? why talk about Black women?? She is so fat all that money and no diet pills
WonderWomanFan4life 8 months ago
@WonderWomanFan4life You idiot. She talks about the Jews a lot maybe you should do research before you spread your fingers and type the same way you spread your legs and fuck.
DanimalLawlz 8 months ago
@DanimalLawlz
I listened to her when i lived in Europa and I hardly ever heard her complain about others. Thats how I found out who she was. I never heard of her before living in Europe. I don't even think she is funny at all.
WonderWomanFan4life 8 months ago
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why dont you have the guts to say nigger, since you use every other raical slur.Pretty lame, You fat, pork hoarding, hog wallering, hogwart HAHA
roguemtber 8 months ago
another example of why women comedians are just awful
pnewtonfarley 8 months ago
@pnewtonfarley ..Wtf
ImmuneToFearr 8 months ago
It seems like a mark of how unfunny this woman is that I agreed with her 100% here and still couldn't laugh.
Just sayin'.
raemyshu 9 months ago 3
209 white people disliked this cause they got told the truth
chamblizi 9 months ago 23
look whos trying to be hip :D
Dossfilm 9 months ago
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guitalex2005 9 months ago 29
@guitalex2005 ... and i plan on beating my kids too... HAHAHAHAHa that killed me! Hell, I got beat too man and here I am glad my parents put me in my place.
thekshareefa09 9 months ago
@guitalex2005
I feel you on this. However, some kids rebel and end up doing more damage if they get punished this way. I think it has to do with society and it's views. You go to jail now for spanking your kids, ridiculou. I have a 3 year old and I swat her behind, but just wait until she gets older and she can handle the spanking, I will not adhere to doing so.
alondraonelegal 5 months ago
@alondraonelegal Of course they rebel! I did. But kids will not know what they're doing is wrong because they can't understand you. Kids also don't know when you're being serious and that results later in a lack of respect. Pain is nature's way of communicating something's wrong. Kids born unable to feel pain die young because of this. If bullets, tear gas or tasers didn't hurt, a lot more people would rebel against police due to similar reasoning. Pain isn't the ONLY way, but it works.
guitalex2005 5 months ago
@alondraonelegal
what kind of parent daydreams about the moment they can properly hit their child?
LaPlumeDeMaTante1 5 months ago
@LaPlumeDeMaTante1
There is no daydreaming. I love my daughter and want to her a respectful human being, silly moms just give their kids time out and they end up being spoiled brats who can't take "no" for an answer.
alondraonelegal 4 months ago
@guitalex2005 absolutely correct, and besides, hitting a child appropriately is actually NOT child abuse, ask any teacher, cop, social worker, psychologist, etc, etc who know better and are WELL trained. Congrats on your accomplishments btw.
tedtug 5 months ago
@guitalex2005 What an asshole you are. Go kill yourself.
zazozung 5 months ago
@zazozung See, in order to do that I'd have to be emotionally unstable. And even though I was beat as a kid for disobedience, I'm NOT. So... no thanks.
guitalex2005 5 months ago
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guitalex2005 5 months ago
Please I am white and I got my ass beat everyday! abusive mother fuckers!
sara31tx 9 months ago 2
idol.
mrbuddybuddude 9 months ago
@jenshu7 i meant being my ipod spell checked it weird and she does what she does because it makes people laugh and she makes a ton of money by doing it i highly doubt that she actually beats her kids or thinks that it is a good thing if so then shes the screwed up one
olykid11 9 months ago
@olykid11 Thank you. I wasn't saying that she beats her kids. All I said was that beating children was not a laughing matter. I'm sorry that I did not specify, but it was implied that it was not a laughing matter TO ME. I said nothing at all about forcing the rest of the world to see it my way.
jenshu7 9 months ago
Jenshu 7 quit neon. Bitch and go watch sesame street it sounds more age appropriate
olykid11 9 months ago
@olykid11 First of all, neon is not a verb. Therefore I have no idea what your intended meaning is. Secondly, I'm merely exercising my freedom of speech. And I did not start the cross-examination going on up there. So if you're so obsessed with Sesame Street, you can be the one acting immature and go enjoy it to your heart's content.
jenshu7 9 months ago
@jenshu7 Honestly, quit being a bitch. Insulting others on the internet of grammar is truly pathetic. You obviously have no life, are single, and old as shit. Also, this is the Internet, not America. Hence, you do -not- necessarily have the right to freedom of speech, so don't use that to justify yourself. If you have a problem with child abuse, go do something about it. Don't come to youtube to bitch and moan about it.
xy2z1997 9 months ago
@xy2z1997 You know, I wasn't going to deign to answer this, but there is no real reason for you to get worked up like this. All I did was express my point of view that this particular video was not funny to ME. I didn't say that you should think the same way, or condemn all others to insanity for disagreeing with me. I merely responded to countless insults with calm and rational thoughts designed to express my own views and the lack of a need to argue. Insensitive creatures such as yourself,
jenshu7 9 months ago
@xy2z1997 who have nothing to do but disagree with other opinions just because they can, are not accomplishing anything. So instead of attempting to say that I have no life, consider how you attacked me first, without my provoking you, and wonder what kind of a life YOU lead. Also, you have no right to pretend that you know or understand my personal life. Which, by the way, has absolutely no relation to this conversation at all. If 19 is old as 'shit', as you so eloquently described, then you,
jenshu7 9 months ago
@xy2z1997 my dear, have quite a lot to learn about life. And I, being a citizen of the UNITED STATES of America, (I hope you understood the meaning of my upper case letters) have all the rights and privileges of a US citizen. Which means, yes I get to say whatever I want to say, regardless of the fact that I'm saying it on the internet. And I will thereby use any means to justify myself as I see fit, because I decide what I get to do with my life. I am not 'bitching' and 'moaning', I am
jenshu7 9 months ago
@jenshu7 actually I think you will find that you can't just say WHATEVER you like on the internet. Have you never seen the restrictions and the 'report' buttons which stop you from saying whatever you feel? And do you really need to put the USA in capital letters? Last time I looked it was just a country along with the rest, why is it so special that it deserves to be in upper case? Stop patronising people, you may be upset, but calling people 'my dear' doesn't exactly make you out the better.