LOTR "You shall not pass!" Star Wars Krayt Dragon Call Remix

[Billywask]

WE WANT MOAR!

[chucknorrisgawd]

I love how you use the vader Noooooo right after the krayt dragon sound.

[athomicritics]

this is lord of the rings if it was made by lucas

[mitxelus]

lol nerds arguing

vvv

[chucknorrisgawd]

"The Most Annoying Sound in the Galaxy" to the right ------->

dumb and dumber scene but with new krayt call instead, awesome.

[MarkoOhNo]

Actually, Peter Jackson had to edit that sound effect out of the movie, fearing that it made Gandalf sound a little too gay. When George Lucas got a hold of the original scene he decided that was EXACTLY how a Krayt should sound & bought the rights to it.

[bijibadness]

ok, im officially having a heart attack. im dying of laughter. someone please call 911

[ZackNuse]

Hahahaha

[mjacki]

I was totally not expecting the no! Thanks! That made my day!!! XD

[thegreatmabel]

This was great, but the Vader No absolutely made it. Oh man...

[StephenWWhalen]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[bebopbountyhead]

What I never got was how Gandalf could pull himself up as high as he did and NOT be able to pull himself the rest of the way. He goes from hanging on by his FINGERTIPS to having pretty good leverage on the ledge. What, did his abs cramp up at the last second? Was Gandalf on his period?

[Marzz5585]

@bebopbountyhead no, Gandalf had a date... with your mom!

[MopHairedGit]

@bebopbountyhead well in the book the Balrog used its whip to pull Gandalf back up just as he was climbing at that point, maybe its the same in the movie. I'm not too sure. Nice comment regardless XD

[ValinKrai]

@bebopbountyhead I believe the reason is that there were Orcs waiting to shoot them. I always wondered until I though about the orcs as well.

[bebopbountyhead]

@ValinKrai So he let go, so they wouldn't go back for him?

[ValinKrai]

@bebopbountyhead That is what I have come to understand, yes.

[bebopbountyhead]

@ValinKrai Huh, interesting perspective. Definitely a possibility.

[koolgool]

@bebopbountyhead

He had to kill the Balrog and eventually become Gandalf the White. Naturally he had to fall. :B

But no, it was probably his old man cramps.

[bebopbountyhead]

@koolgool All I read was "yes."

[koolgool]

@bebopbountyhead

:V

[ShinobiGarth]

@bebopbountyhead its called self sacrifice, look it up. not that he couldnt, he chose not to so he could hand the Balrog its ass.

[bebopbountyhead]

@ShinobiGarth Your argument makes little to no sense. "Handing the Balrog its ass" isn't "self sacrifice." Self sacrifice requires loss. If he was such a courageous person, he wouldn't have said "fly, you fools" as-if there was no other option. So he was guiding the Balrog's whip to grab him with his wizardry, so he could convince the party to run, so he could kick the Balrog's ass? Is that why he tried to pull himself up to begin with? Yeah, more I talk it out, more you're wrong.

[ShinobiGarth]

@bebopbountyhead nope. he didnt know he was gonna survive the fight with it but he knew he had to fight it to keep it busy in case it was able to recover and attack them before they left Moria. he did not guide the whip to grab him, the Balrog did. at first he was trying to climb back up but then decided it would be better to fight it so they could keep going even if he wouldnt live through it. and technically he didnt live through the fight, Iluvatar brought him back because his job wasnt done

[bebopbountyhead]

@ShinobiGarth Silly,silly, silly. Yes, he confronted the Balrog trying to be a badass. To say that he decided that it'd be better to fight the Balrog is asanine. If that was the case, all he had to do was say "I'ma go fight this mofo. Keep on going, or my sacrifice is for naught." One sentence more. He didn't need to make it look as-if he died. It was pretty obv that he'd be lucky to survive. To do what you're suggesting could only shake the resolve of the party members.

[ShinobiGarth]

@bebopbountyhead whatever. you also need to realize Gandalf is several thousand years old at this point and just because he's an angel doesnt mean he doesnt get tired and weak from his physical body giving out. so maybe he did cramp up but so you would if you were his age.

[bebopbountyhead]

@ShinobiGarth Why are you defending a fictional character? I never said Gandalf wasn't brave or cool or noble. All I did was tell a joke. Shit is shot very strangely, as he struggles quite a bit to get up to where he does, then seems to falter and fall after doing most of the work. I think that what G did was a great literary moment, but the movie adaptation is kinda silly imo.

[Grebackissocool]

@bebopbountyhead You will see in the next episode of Fuckface and the shitlords.

[Rockmaster2112]

@bebopbountyhead He probably could not hold on any longer since he put his grip beyond the breaking point.

[Danielandjasmineshow]

lol XD

[Hyman74Roth]

Nice.

[tannerwaterbury]

Maybe its just me, but I think the noise should be the new Wilhelm Scream.

[theTroyP43]

@tannerwaterbury nah nothing can beat the wilhelm scream

[kyubihanyou]

@tannerwaterbury

It's definitely's as popular, but I think it's in a league of its own.

Wilhelm scream - short

Goofy holler - medium

Krayt call - long

[mitrooper]

Lol, this was funny.