Jason & Michael Meyers at a bar

[kakawkaization]

this was filmed  nose Freddy Krueger

[HugeMichaelMyersFan]

Myers*

[lexzexfangirl292]

3:52 why you stop micheal? 7:49 is jason talking about the guy who's asking to cut his back?

[Lukeclooney]

I AM SOOOO JASON THAT EXACT SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME WITH MY FRIEND

[ErikLovesHorror]

horror version of dumb and dumber

[AshlEIghrAffErtY]

lmfao. "I'd blame my wife but I don't have one because I'm a fucking serial killer."

and "Yeah? Yeah!...Why don't you point him out to me and I'll stab him right in his ass." "Yeah...he's not talking about using a knife either! You are such a f*g!" "Yeah...I'm a f*g!"

This seriously made my night! Thank you so much! :)

[BBSroll]

Was Mike Ashton cutcher?

[BENSPARTAN01]

my nipels were hard for one week

[burmiester1]

Lol, you made my YEAR! This is a win on so many levels. :)

[AlinaLoveYou2011]

Haha , Funny ^^

[ChaoticxDemonz]

Kewl :P

[TheFrankestein1]

my nipples were hard for three week XD

[predatorlover123]

ring hello laugh no dude were no where near elm street XD

[MsMolina69]

yeah 2 drinkin buddies

[iheartslashers]

Where's Freddy? XD :3

[cheezkid]

BEST VIDEO IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thelunarghost]

you sure? could have sworn it was 1979 or somethens . . even hesrd people sayit once one time or another

[soukupb]

looks like mike has spent to much time with bob marlie judging by that hair lol

[Supertube200s]

Wow! Who's the blondie?

[thelunarghost]

Friday the 13th started in the 70s peiple do your researchThats a new one jason and Michel walk into a bar . . .

[Darthbrandon]

@thelunarghost

Actually Friday the 13th came out in 1980

[AnnacondaVice]

Ironically, Jason reminds me of Jason Sudeikis here!

[W13sBiggestFan]

i never thought id hear Jason fucking Voorhees say "Dude Whats Up"

[mvprt22]

@W13sBiggestFan I never thought I'd hear Jason say anything lol

[W13sBiggestFan]

@mvprt22 hahaha, good point

[VladDaS3rb]

thats why i wanna be an astronaut one day all because of that hahaha wow



[LilSpyroDragon]

your your YOUR BOOBIES lol i love michael myers lol

[adrianlover97]

oh my gosh that was freakin awesome funny to

[danning1]

Funny idea, not so great execution. And please, that was not a pun.

[FullMetalWolf1234]

Haha This Was Funny XD I'm So Adding That To My Favorites!!

[HugeMichaelMyersFan]

Michael ishnt gay.Just drunk :D <3

[HugeMichaelMyersFan]

@videospointless Yeah and they're dead now. ;)

[VladDaS3rb]

yea nobody has seen me ive been wearing this mask for 15 years lol fav line

[cheezkid]

This video owns.

[cultclassicnerd]

This is cute! Lol!

[GoldenMoses]

lol my favorite part was this

Bartender:Alright you guys are CUT OFF!!

Michael:What! WHAT!!!!

Jason:HEY THE ONLY THING GETTING CUT OFF IS YOUR HEAD IF YOU TAKE THAT ATTITUDE WITH ME

[DudeItsEpic]

michael is saying all this stuff like jaon is awsome or something

[dogzlover1909]

If I saw to gay dudes havin it, I woul got the F*** out of there fast. hahaha, favorite line.

[dogzlover1909]

I slit him from neck to nuts! hahaha

[jacxdaless]

ahahahahhahhhahhaahahahhaahahh­hahahahhaahhaahahahhahaaha 5*

[polpol305]

great video... very well done!!!

[cheezkid]

"You know what else is gettin cut off? Your... your... your boobies!!" "HEYOHHHHH!" "HEYOH!" "HEYOHHHHHH!" funniest part of the whole video.

[cheezkid]

"Dude whats up!? No we're nowhere near Elm St. Make sure shes asleep, alright bye." "Who was that?" "Oh, no one you know."

[BloxfilmsTM]

Very nice , Dis brings back sooooo mny memories!

[redshieldshatterer]

I love Michael and Jason. they have been the best horror characters for over thirty years and I don't care what anyone says.

[redshieldshatterer]

Man I love Jason and Michael. Out of all the 70's and 80's horror characters, they were the best. Youkjnow what? They stll are

[bamafreak4ever]

Un Fucking believalble...LMFAO!!! PRICELESS!!!

[DAMIONJET]

ahhh damn funny as hell everytime i watch it i laugh my as off harder and harder

[7jackman]

never say "your cut off" to a drunk serial killer

[VladDaS3rb]

yeah nobody has ive been wearing this mask for 15 years. LMAO !!!

[TheTedito1231]

God that was so cooll.. sometimes i think it's kinda weird that i love all those characters like michael and jason and freddy.. cause well they kill people but seeing how a lot of others enjoy it i know i'm fine ;d

[legonerfer27]

if you currently check the favorites (how many people have favorited this) its 666

[67CopperHead]

this is epic

[kledford77]

5:39 GET THA HELL OTTA HERE

[MrPowerlifter1]

J: "Bartender?"

B:"Yes?"

J:"Could we get a couple buttery nipples over here please?"

B:"Sure"

J:"Yea, we'd also like some drinks too!"

HAHAHAHAHAH LOL.....that was so good

[GreenDaykiddo101]

Your cut off, " the only thing that's gonna get cut off is your head" lol

[EXTREMEPSYCHO11]

awesome vid

[ErikLovesHorror]

"your jason voorhees and your doing boob jokes" lol

[manofmystery26]

michael myers and jason voorhees !!!!!!best friends:) lol

[supergsimmons]

dude are you jason voorhees no f'n way i want to go to space because

[adeleseaa]

LMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAO!!!!!­!

[Voodooproductions90]

3:50 HAHAHA!

[Voodooproductions90]

Fucking awsome! :D

[PokeDurrrr]

lol phone call from freddy..michael says who was that? jason replies no1 u know HAHAHA classic

[cheezkid]

still watch this movie all the time, I show it to anyone I know who likes horror movies. So fucking funny.

[xplay101]

jesus that phone was loud

[antonioluis10]

HELL Everybody knows Mike Myres, Best killer ever!!

[Jasonabar]

Go watch "Jason abar" it's much funny

[TheCool0064]

wtf funny!!!!!!!!!

[TheCool0064]

LOL!!!!!!!!

[Deathbat2341]

funnyest video ever make another one with other killers

[TheHalloweenKiller93]

LOVE THIS VID

[ghostavenger1988]

5:53 hahahahahahaha

Guy:"are u jason"

Jason:"yes yes i am"

Guy: "No fucking wayy i love you!!!" LMAOOOO

[ghostavenger1988]

3:52 Lmao

[ghostavenger1988]

5:53 hahahahahahaha

Guy:"are u jason"

Jason:"yes yes i am"

Guy: "No fucking wayy i love you!!!" LMAOOOO

[huntingking17]

best parody ever jason using a straw is fricken hilarious

[cheezkid]

so fucking funny as hell, make a better Jason mask next time. Anyway, this video rules! I show it to everyone.

[Eskimop16]

2:58 lmao

[Jaysin31]

Michael totally sounds like Ashton Kutcher.

[Duane237]

who was that

oh no one you know

[alexrulez006]

i never knew myers was gay

[multifreddykruger]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooooo the doom day is her michael myers and jason vorhees is ´GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

[MsGetbizzy]

this is a crack up nice video

[yummyjen]

hahaha Where nowhere near elm street. "Dude because of you I never went to day camp" Great video

[Crazydrawings]

hilarious, just had to favorite this one.

[4everBeetlejuice]

And Jason and Michael never speak. And here we can see they never shut up. Lol awesome vid

[TheScarymoviefan1]

lol jason and michael arre funny

[manwithbananaphone]

i pissed myself at 3:51 XD

[AaronWJ47]

hahahahahahaha damm this is fucking killer get it iam laughing so much i might die hahahahahaha but still its just that damm funny micheal and jason in a bar awesome

[MissMichaelMyers]

i thought it was mYers ?? or is it meyers ?? :O

[HellPresidenteBros]

You want try drink swimming pool beer with a straw

[HellPresidenteBros]

Micheal help me have mask

i took you like better friend you are crazy like me

you k now wath i want pid mask

pink

like teen pink video you know them

[atreyualldaway]

hahaha im laughin my gust face hahah lol YOUR BOOBIES HAH

[zombie161]

your boobies hahahaha

[Eskimop16]

3:00 the way he comes out with that lmao

[cliffinflames13]

HA HA HA HA HOW FUNNY!!!!!!!!!

[cheezkid]

i first found this video like a long ass time ago, i still watch it like every other week its fucking brilliant

[TheFerociousFeline]

"No, dude, we're not near Elm Street."

"Who was it?"

"Someone you don't know."

xD

[sexpistols015]

lol at 2:01 myers is just like be cool!

[lespaulplayer1992]

You spelled myers wrong.Idiot

[GothNc666]

i love jason lol

[FresnoCA93727]

LoL That was good! The bartender chick was hot too!

[scissorskill]

i dont get out much. i blame my wife, but i dont have a wife because ima fuckin serial killer.

:DD::DD:D:D::D:D:D:D

yyea gotta love michael ♥

[mewmew5234]

holy crap!is that norman bates, sitting a few seats over?

[55vsd77]

LOL man this shit is soo f#ckin funny damn

[thelunarghost]

OOOOO MAAAAHHH GAAAAWWDD! xD what ever bars they hang out at im stering clear of !

[TheFallenCreation94]

lol.. Micheal Myers AnD Jason iS Cool....

[SnorkyO]

Legendary.

[HollieandAmber]

awesomeness lol

[DvLnnn]

Mike Myers guy was by far the funniest, especially when laughing.

[accordion2casey]

This skit is fucking genius!!!

[turquoise706]

and tha dude from scream, what is his name anyway

[turquoise706]

i like it all yall need now is freddie, chucky, and it

[lespaulplayer1992]

YOU SPELLED MYERS WRONG'DUMN ASS

[IggyFTW]

Michael is hilarious in this video. lol

[deebz21]

horrible masks... could at least spend over $2 and get something that looks halfway right.

[karrotgold]

I forgave that when they made me laugh as much as they did!

[TRUPLAYER210512]

its myers dude wtf

[irishBSBboy1]

ID OF CHOPPED TAT GUYS HEAD CLEAN OFF IF HE INTERUPTED US TALKING. . . fuckin groupie ? MICHAEL MYERS is king

[TR00P3R528]

I got that Jason mask lol

[blackjackx95]

lmaoo

[cat90803]

i like the boobs joke its funny

[lilmimi4100]

lol "dude the answer is not abou turning gay"lol

[YungMarTV]

"i'd blame my wife but i don't have one cuz i'm a fuckin serial killer" lol

[yellowmaxxisrider]

leprechaun s tha best.best. but micheal is awsome to.

[lebronjamesgd23]

LOL great vid.

[buffyfan2007]

LAUGHED MY A OFF!

[Michaelmyers]

rofl me n jason chill at the bar every weekend lol

[Rocker2085]

LOL NICE

[AskYoMommaBoutMe]

Bartender was fine! Damn...good video too.

[TheLeo3255]

"i dont get out to much, ill blame my wife but i dont have one cuz im a fuckin serial killer" LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Babyface6200]

micheal myers is the best killer ever

[Michaelmyers]

yes

[CCVikings]

omg histerical, especially 6:10 - 6:20

[hellfire940]

myers rocks

[MichealMyres1]

funny ass laugh at 2:11

[realwwefan]

jason should have cut off his head

[irishBSBboy1]

FUCKIN HILLARIOUS

[theLastFlowerChild]

lol If Jason and Michael could really talk, that's probably what they would sound like.

[blonde1323]

jason tells the bartaner thar can we get cuple of buttery nipples please and he said yeah and also like some drinks to lololololo

[Sadisticaffection]

michael myers is way better then jasen vorhees

[buckduck09]

i never knew he was gay!

[DvDPlaya]

dude, wheres my car... >_>

[MDP94]

that`s not jason mask that`s hannibal lecter.

hannibal lecter and michael meyer .

[funnyguy829]

no. its kind of a combo of hannibal's and jason's mask.

[damonvstroy]

2:10 michael myers is funny

[REEREE801]

DAM!! i got 2 drink wit dem ( if thy wur real )

[jjdawg5454]

They were.

[ahCmonWTF]

3:00 lmfao

[ahCmonWTF]

2:08 LMFAO

[cheezkid]

This video should be shown around the world. God damn, this makes me shit my pants everytime I watch it.

[Spiderman0816]

Ya it does doesn't it?

[puppetofgames]

Get the hell outta here. xD

[Spiderman0816]

LOL MICHAEL MYERS GOT SO PISSED OFF.

[jjdawg5454]

He thought he was Mike Myers from Saturday Night Live. ROFL!

[Spiderman0816]

Wow how sad.

[SakoresDark]

Nice XD

[diesadlerdie]

this always makes me laugh and gets me thru the the day

[cheezkid]

i watch this like every week just to satisify myself makes my day

[odysseas8]

lol

[monsterlokote]

lol funny

[falco560]

its michael myers not michael meyers

[ColericoWayneKOTD]

it needs to end at like three minutes it's really funny but too long

[mariZZY]

i think that was okay but creepy and funny u guys laugh silly hahahahahahahahahahahahaha lol huge fan of jason and michael freddy is an ass hole he oly kills in nightmare not cool not cool my cuz likes freddy he sucks like crap know wat im sayin make more vids

[Jaysin31]

Michael sounds like Ashton Kutcher.

[manwithbananaphone]

lol michal myers is gay

[odysseas8]

yeah, i laught so hard when i understood that.

[dayneman10]

this is a really good video. subscribe i did and i rated awsome!:)

[mahnamesmiiikey]

this is so funny...michael myers is so funny!!

[XTestamentOfYoreX]

I love these skits!!! Awesome!!!

[Jaysin31]

Great stuff!!!!

3:20 In F13 Part 4, He didn't push his fist through a chick's face it was a guy.

[cheezkid]

i love this fuckin video

[covercritic11]

this is so funny

[tribefan2693]

lmao. that's freakin' hilarious! nasty, though. both of 'em are gay. who new?

[Lemonsquasher]

na michael ain't gay remember he is drunk

[danning1]

Considering the fact that they both like to kill people who are having (heterosexual) sex, they might BOTH be gay!

[santina1271]

lol :)

[JeffAndBobShow]

dude u r gay u suck!