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  • I love how people are like "THIS ACCENT IS SO FAKE" like they just solved the world's hardest mystery. No shit it's fake. The comedian's name is Adam Ray. He's a Jewish guy in his early 30's and has a Youtube channel (which is absolutely hilarious) called "AdamRay24".

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  • HAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING.

  • This is some funny shit... MTV should hire this guy to replace the entire cast (except Jwow), and then maybe i'd watch it xD

  • what a try-hard!! even your accent sound so fake!!

  • That accent is so fake

    

  • lol stupid italians

  • it's always the boisterous crowd that gets the attention and not the cultured, classy, and reserved people that make up the majority of the Italians here in the states (I'm sure in Italy as well but I've never been). there's always a small segment that gives everyone else in the group a bad name. I know hundreds of Italian-Americans and not a single one looks like a "guido" or is a mobster. the actor in this video was poking fun at that small (and loud) stereotype. I laughed my ass off.

  • They are coming to stay and shoot in Florence, Italy, local newspapers are already calling them "cafoni".

    Well, … at least Florence survived to the plague of the fever and other epidemics, many wars, the retreat of the Nazis, terrorism, terrifying and innumerable floods, … I really do not understand all this noise for a spring drizzle of peasants.

  • Please believe people, all Italians are not like this at all. We speak the language without the stupid accent, and not every word is the f bomb. Jersey Shore is a joke, and if this joker is serious, which I think this is just a joke, then you didn't do anyone a favor.

  • dominos pizza lmao it does suck

  • @bobmarleythe3232 It used to suck but now it's pretty damn good.

  • This douchebag is a fucking disgrace to all Italians like myself.

  • snooki's not even italian

  • GUIDOOOOOOOS hahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • Italians = Great!

    Americans = Stupid!

  • @mrtundra45 nope, they're both stupid.

  • If this was real... I would actually start liking Guidos

  • lmao

  • Are you guys idiots. I mean the commenters. This is a joke. Its supposed to be funny. The guy doesnt really feel this way. He's a comedian!

    He is show the rediculousness of the Jersey Shore idiots. For god sake! look at the description! Theres a link to the guys page!

  • PEDASO DE MIERDA THAT MEANS THAT U ARE A MOTHERFUCKER RETARD WHY U SHOULD TAKE OTHER CULTURES LIKE ITALIAN OR ESPANISH CULTURES AROUND WORD U SUCK DOOOOO FOR REAL U ARE DUMP BROOO U SHOUL QUIT THIS CRAP VIDEO DANM... I HATE PEOPLE LIKE U RACIST THINK UR RACE IS BETTER PUTOS GRINGOS RACISTAS THAT MEANS FUCKING AMERIANCANS RASIST U CAN SUCK MY BALLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSS!!!!!!!! FUCKK JERSEYYYYYYY SHORE Y LOVE JWOOOOO TIST loL

  • What a fucking retard, i'm of Italian descent and that show is goddamn garbage.

  • ragazzi secondo me nn offende nessuno...I think this reality does not offend anyone.....all hate us, then we imitate...italians do it better!!! ciaoooooooo

  • Non of the cast is actually italian. They admitted it!

  • What a fuckin moron. all i have to say is vaffanculo MTV! That is Italian for Fuck you! Joey you are an insult to italians same with the dumb fucks on Jersey Shore. You say Guido to anyone in my family they beat your ass up! Guido is an insult unless you wanna get killed or beat sensless you dont say that! Italians are nothing like these fuckers on jersey shore. Im Italian, and surrounded by my italiano family we are way classier than these idiots!

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  • 0:56 - 1:08 DDXDX

  • LOL THIS IS HILARIOUS!

  • @XSixClawX the video or the big fight? cause i think theyre equally funny. haha

  • CHEE PUTTANATA ! FUCK AMERICANS !!

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  • YO OFFENDED ITALIANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS A JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm part italian and I don't care, so JUST CALM THE FUCK DOWN AND CHANGE THE FUCKING CHANNEL!!!!

  • @JakesWolf76 It's the double standard that bothers some Italians and it is a valid criticism.

  • why censor thats not funny cuntface

  • @Italianboy881 Okay good for you like i said fuck off i dont give a fuck about how rich you are your just spoiled because mommy and daddy are in the mob your a guido fist pumping faggot

  • You guys get over yourselves! Every nationality and origin has their stereo types like blacks are 'n*ggers, mexican's are spics or wetbacks blah blah blah..i'm half mexican and black so there! I mean what is the big deal? I mean it's really no diff then The Bad Girls Club or Big Brother or The Real World..and The Real World has been around a lot longer and had tons of ratings! So stop trippin and quit being haters!

  • You guys this is a joke!! This isn't real!

  • @Kalirus1234567 THANK YOU!!! finally someone gets it!

  • 2:08 whats the name of the song??

  • I don' t know why in the US you always talk about "Guidos"...I' m Italian, live in Italy and in all my life till now I' ve met only 2 guys whose name is "Guido"! Tell me in 2010, in Italy, who calls his son Guido?!?

    As reguards the guys of Jersey Shore, the only Italian thing that they have is their origin. In Italy they just would be seen as "cazzoni Americani", which means "American dicks"!!

    So, keep on using stereotypes about us ;-)

  • go ahead @DocHelter Tell it like it is

  • @DocHelter P.S.: When the Italians were making Astronomy and Philosophy the Americans still had to come down from the trees.

  • @DocHelter

    Pardon me.  But I'm pretty sure that's from the movie "My Big Fat GREEK Wedding." Yeah, just sayin.

  • @DocHelter ok

  • @DocHelter Plenty of people in the US hate jersey shore. where i live no one really uses the word "guido" so not all americans are like the people in jersy shore

  • @0BornofDesire0 Well, I' m glad to hear this.

  • @DocHelter And making fuckloads of money :) while crybaby italians whine like bitches bout it.....

  • @DocHelter He didn't call his son a guido. "Son" is a term of endearment; a pronoun if you will. Why is everyone so uptight?

  • I LOVE JERSEY SHORE!

    AMO MTV!

  • Shut Up, please. You look ridiculous! MTV thinks they are cool with these retarded reality shows. When is the channel going to shut down for real? That would be the best day of my life. Bring back the music. That is what the "M" stands for, idiot! Pff!!!

  • Sono tutti invidiosi quelli che attaccano altre culture perche capiscono che nella loro nn cè un cazzo di bello poi siamo franchi che cultura è quella americana tra l altro le uniche opere d'arte che hanno sono quelle che hanno rubato in italia tramite traffici illeciti e nn vogliono neanche restituirle sti scursoni mangia ciambelle del cazzo pagliaci di merda!!!

  • @Spaccamamaesa Parliamoci chiaro, all'estero ci odiano perchè siamo i migliori su tutto, non solo sulle opere d'arte

  • ... And fannybandits hahahah

  • Tutto sto casino per uno show del cazzo!!! Piuttosto io mi preoccuperei di come il governo americano si comporta nei confronti degli altri paesi come per esempio quando è successo il disastro in India che è esplosa un'industria che produceva gas tossici è stata devastata una città perchè hanno risparmiato sulla sicurezza e non è stata fatta giustizia perche quei bastardi dei dirigenti non si fanno processare e sono scappati in america. Per queste cose bisogna indignarsi nn per quelle cagate!!!

  • "Poor little Snikers or Pickles, or whatever the fuck you call her. fuckk her"

    hahahahahaha i was dying

  • SikkiNYC --> Gina Calvino. Not very smart, but a great rack!

  • Still like this shit

  • ill fist pump to that broo

  • I really do know what they expected to achieve with this - very insulting

  • 1. BET the network insults blacks 24/7

    2. he seems kinda right I mean this is the first itlian reality show

    3. isn't mario offenesive i mean he is AN ITLIAN PLUMBER AND LISTEN TO THE WAY HE TALKS IN VIDEO GAMES

  • I fucking hate italians and that show made nj look horrible im from seaside heights nj and seen though's guidos think thier the shit on our land.

  • @FaceIsMutitlated fuck you man i hate you motherfucker

  • @FaceIsMutitlated The Itailians didnt do anything, your residents were starting all the fights and being little sluts back at the house... Maybe its even you who's making your "land" look horrible, though's, thier? It's those you illiberal moron..learn how to spell before you start ragging on other people. I swear the prejudice ones are always the dumbest

  • @FaceIsMutitlated

    bro italians run nj and the shore. we rock why do u think they made a show about italians they didnt make one for spics or niggers cause their trash we are hot we dress nice we get all the chicks. also the guys and girls on the jersey shore make 30,000 every episode something u only see once a year and whenever pauly d DJs he makes 30,000 each time bro we run miami and the shore bro guido for life

  • @Italianboy881 Ha whatever you say you fucking grease ball you bitches act like girls tanning 24/7 shut the fuck up saying you run jersey fuck no its the people who live in nj not that guido show they do not own jersey soo shut the fuck up you dago.

  • @FaceIsMutitlated

    ur a fuckin losser we tan cause girls dig it no women like pale nasty boys like u. i have 3 letters for G.T.L gym , tan , longry. thats what makes us italians look fresh for the ladies u see us we are tan we are built and we have nice cloths and cars things u cant efford u piece of shit we run jersey and maimi and parts of ny mothafucka

  • @Italianboy881 Good for you show off i dont give a fuck how much you think your the shit your just another internet trash talker like everyone else so fuck off your punk ass bitch

  • @FaceIsMutitlated

    Its a fact italians are awesome get it through ur dumb head we are rich we have nice convertibles we are built we are good lookin and we get pussy. whats the matter ur jealous ur not italian u should be we rock

  • @Italianboy881 dude ur just a asshole with a small cock im Italian too and u guido assholes give me and the rest of my ppl a bad name. i saw a bunch of u assholes get stomped out by fuckin the mob in little italy so fuck off

  • @Italianboy881 There is more to life than women and looking good, you dumbfuck. You give Italians a bad name.

  • @RoundHouseRecords

    bro shut the fuck up i dont give italians a bad name i think its cool that people think that we are all in the mafia and that we are gansters ur a dum fuck ur a disgrace to italians by saying that. this is a guido we spike our hair we look good we are gansters and we get pussy and party and we are succesful all these kids are doing is having fun no one barley gets to experience what they are experiencing so u go fuck urself

  • @Italianboy881 Hey, relax. By the way you type, you speak, and you express yourself, clearly you don't care about school, nor your education. All you worry about is your glossy hair and if people still think you're some stupid mafioso. As for pussy, I'm sure that other nationalities besides Italian get pussy also, so I wouldn't be so conceded. Maybe you should pick up a book and read, or go out and educate yourself. Peace.

  • "Have you seen the tits on J-woww? Phew mamamia, I'd put fresh parmesan on thoose meatballs if you know what im saying" LMAAOOOOOO

  • jajajajaja

  • i'm italian but hey it's just a TV...do u see the big brither? basically ppl watch it just because of sex and violence...without them no one would watch it...actually i don't know the exactly meaning of the word 'Guido' since in italian it's just a name...i think it's quite normal to be like that and showing off all the time.. if u go to an italian disco u will see worse ppl for sure which spend 1 hour and a half for their hair..

  • @SaMuRaI009200 hey dickhead im italian too you dont see me writing a fucking essay about it italians and there ways

  • @SaMuRaI009200 guido is a name, but it also means "Drive" its not offensive :)

  • @Alex31121234 yes sure! xD i loove that program and i dont find it disturbing...sorry if actually it is..maybe just for italian-american

  • @SaMuRaI009200 i dont find it disturbing at all,and im italian :) its actually fun, also this is nothing compared to how people talk shit about mexicans xD so its not that rough LOL :)

  • Uh people it is Comedy Central making fun of Jersey Shore.

  • @MrNicMachiavelli uhh no its not comedy central making fun of jersey shore

  • @ThyXy123 ah yes, you are correct. I saw the word comedy and didn't really read it. So I stand corrected.

  • Italy is one of the classiest placest in Europe, where high fashion, sports cars and Mediterranean food come from. I bet all the "guidos" out there have never been and can't say a single phrase apart from "mama mia"

  • LOL, easy ppl its called comedy

  • Omg...this man is an ASSHOLE

  • Italians r better n ur rite they dnt know how to speak italian so y do they say there proud of being italian F***in possers

  • LOLOL Wtf was that at the end?? haha

  • 1. Mtv is shit for showing Jersey shore.

    2.People who watch this are dumasses.

    3.If Italians are just like this, then OMFG.

    3.HOW CAN YOU PEOPLE WATCH THIS F***** SH*T!!!!!!!!!

  • @MolySoup italians are not like this at all..those guidos don't even know how to speak italian...we ARE NOT like them..trust me, i'm italian

  • @SoAmEjO

    "trust me, im italian"

    That will the last thing i ever say. and im not even italian!!

  • @MolySoup no where not like the ones in the show, this show fuckin awesome tho :)

  • ................... and fanny bandit.

  • hey check out my new movie

    The Guido People

  • if that guy was on a show, id watch it. he makes me roflcopter

  • typical jersey guy! This guy is asshole! MTV IS A JOKE! I BET THIS GUY IS NOT EVEN REALLY ITALIAN! I AM AN ITALIAN AND TRULY OFFENDED! THIS GUY GIVES A BAD NAME TO EXECUTIVES. HE IS MORE OF A DUCH THAN ANYONE CAN EVER IMAGINE!

  • fuck all peopel that want to cry over the word guido. go jerk off to your mothers wig

  • this show is for pricks

  • whats the point of bleeping out of the cussing its the internet

  • yesh finally!!!!i live at da jersey shore nd i love the fuckin show fuck the hataz!!!!!! nd da word guido is just like how us black ppl use da word nigga from...yea n*****.

  • jersey shore channel HERE

  • THIS IS SOOOO TRUE!

  • Pineys meet Guidos....it's time. Hey if you're like me you're Italian, Irish and live in Jersey. So you're not a full-on guido and you're not full-on Irish -- and you didn't grow up in the cities...you're a Piney - first-cousin to a guido.

  • haha.thats us italians beeing sarcastic and hella funny.

  • Jersey rocks - always did and always will

  • I keep imagining Eddie Murphy do his ltalian stereotype bit from Raw when I listen to this.

  • Another retarded american trying to be funny...

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  • LOL my anal canal hurts

  • Cafone.

  • Does anyone else see the that the channel is called COMEDYCOMEDY? Why is everyone treating it like this is real.

  • LOL@"DOUBLE WIDE"

    CANT WAIT!

    LOL

  • LMFAO!

  • what an idiot

  • lmao

    all those gay beeps

  • Italians are cool!

  • MTV has just gotten fucking retarded im serious Music Television my ass they never show music now it's this shit we all remember what it used to be like on MTV and if you don't i mean when they played music not this shit. I think that MTV need's to go back to it's roots if it want's to do this shit do it on MTV2. Seriously i mean Viacom need's to fix MTV cus now it's fuckin retarded it's the last thing i would ever watch. It's like they had this going then they just fucked it up badly.

  • This Italian dood is COOL!

    He's right the Italians look great because the Italian chicks are hot and the Guido doods are TOUGH and don't take crap from NOBODY!

    Old fart Italians don't like the show because they are jealous of all the fun these young hot Italians are having!

    They didn't have no fun when they were growing up.

    Like that NY Post Italian Lisa Stazi or whatever the F her name is.

  • @mkrsk

    leave it to an italian to not understand the sarcasm

  • @mkrsk i'm a young italian but i'm not like this idiots,and there are a lot of young italian that know how to have fun but they're not stupid like these guidos,they have serious goals in they're life they study hard to have a bright future but these italian american here or guidos don't even know how to speak italian how can they say that they proud of being italian,and they only know to party and to hook up girls and fight,i don't like this immage of italianamericans..

  • that was fuckin awesome freakin especially about dominoes with there nasty pizza they should't b trying to sponson jersey shore with such shitty pizza anyway hahaha yup

  • haha IM italian :D lol hes such a dingo

  • whats that new redneck show called again? double wide?

  • hahha and if you dont know what im saying, i put cheese on her tits

  • 2:14-2:20 LOL!

  • could someone send me the vid where pauly and mike were acting like they were all polite and stuff i cant find it

  • @lionnn1233 you get an F in using the youtube search function type in

    The REAL Situation (Feat. MTV Jersey Shore's The Situation, Pauly D, and Snooki)

  • @tefl0nd0n187 thanks

  • nj is white ppl u dumb fuck. and you heard we love the trash on the highways...ur on the money. we love it

  • I like the part with the mass-bleeping.

  • I thought NJ had all illegal spanish, mexicans, and indians.. My friend said it is sooooo nasty there and people who live there love the trash on the highways. He also told me that all the buildings are old and that the area smells. WOW he hit it right on the dot.. NEW YUCK CITY is near too

  • go fuck ya motha u cocksucker

  • @Joey Martoni

    wow you are putting some trash on tv about useless people who do nothing but get ready to go out. really you are accelerating to decline of civilization. oh by the way, did i tell you how great your show is? i'm hooked!!!

  • @Joey Mortoni : hey, this is great, thanks for backin' us up bro! You're not that bad of a Fist Pumper, lmao. Italian Organization is sooo up tight, and 'word' on Dominoes, they think they represent Italian Pizza... send snooky to bitchslap em' or sumthin' :D .... we are "awsome son!" and to all ya fannyBandits... stfu

  • god i love the dominoes insult

  • lol funny

  • And if you cant man up, your sister and her bitches can come beat us off, if you know what im saying. and if you dont know, im saying your sister can grab our dicks and stroke them till we jizz in her eye. fuck you, you faggot ass guido cunt whore jizz rag licking guido, oh shit i mean GUIDETTE!

  • Fuck jews, Fuck niggers and fuck guidos like you treez! or aka nick defaggay. cunt bitch! man up and grow some balls! real italians hit bitches. i know its not pc but sometimes you have to put the smack down a hoe. getting your sister to beat up a chick is pussy ass shit you guidette. doublebubblebitch and i will fuck your shit up ya guido. fuck guidos and fuck you.... to be continued

  • ur obviously not smart so if i hit your mom or sister or wife that would be ok

    so if someone beat the shit out of you that would be ok if u had it coming and let me telling u one thing

    when you call someone a fag that really sez a lot about yourself instead of GAY BASHING YOU SHOULD EMBRACE YOUR HOMOSEXUALITY asshole

  • treez you are on some wrong shit. never HIT a girl thats the bottom line. maybe a push, u could even choke a bitch if u want. but you dont swing at a girl

  • i dont think anyone should touch anyone else =X just because shes a girl doesnt mean anything

    i think its not right for a girl to hit a guy thats messed up to

  • we have agreement wants2watch! well put

  • never hit a girl double? what if she puts a knife to ur neck. do u hit her then or do u just never hit a girl? u see, i do not agree in hitting women, however, there r times when it is justified. id like to think if it ever came to that, i would just shake a bitch super hard! hahaha

  • this is fake you stupids

  • yah, that guys a loser

  • fag

  • you go man!! ♥

  • Everyone one hating on him or the show just fukin relax its a show for a reason. Its to entertain us not argue about some stupid shit like this.... just laugh ut up at the end when he starts dancing thats shit was HALARIOUS

  • hey @treez78 or nick defonte, your a foggot ass guido bitch who should get his face beat in. ur about respect? respect my fucking sausage in your mouth queer. get over it its a fucking show about gay guidos like yourself. and yes i called you a guido AGAIN.. ur just jealous they didnt invite you on the show to fuck pauly D.

  • 2:33

    ".......it should be pretty good"

    hahahahahahaXD

  • lol this is so freaking funny that i keep freaking laughing at my office!

  • hey joey martoni, im nick defonte. im of southern italian decent (napolitano and siciliano) there r gonna be lots of college kids gettin their asses beat cuz they think its "ok" to call us fucking guidos. r u stupid?!! if that shit becomes a trend, i promise u, ur heads gonna get beat the fuck in. being italian, we are all about respect. u come along and say its fuckin cool to call us guidos? have u lost ur fucking MIND!!!!!? ur a true scumbag

  • @treez78 shut the fuck up im 100% italian and my parents are also of napolitano decent this show is fuckin funny get over it its a fuckin word

  • so u think its ok for people to call u a guido? have some respect for yourself and ur ethnicity.

  • lmao are u the type of guido that thinks u can beat up anyone

    lmao guidos u should be ashamed of yourself for acting like a douche alll the time i would want to associate myself with people like this and community college is nothing so stop bitching

  • wants to watch, im not a guido. that term is very derrogatory to me. its like callin black people niggers. that is totally unacceptable in both cases and for any italians who think its cool that people call them guidos, they r totally misguided. that leads to disrespect on a massive scale. i respect people regardless of skin color, religious affiliation, etc... all im saying is others should do the same and if they disrespect me, they r gettin fucked up.

  • lol see this is were u come off a bit ignorant

    why must you think fighting is going to solve a problem if u want people to give u respect and not call u a guido then stop fitting into that category by threating everyone

  • u really have to earn it and i dont judge people for how they look dress etc but when someone sez something along the lines of hurting someone else for calling them just a name its ridiculous people still dont see that fag is a bad word so wat do the gay community do they ignore it so if u cant think of a good come back the best means of getting someone back is to stay quiet silence is the worst insult

  • so let me ask u a question. do u think black people have the right to beat someone up if they called them a nigger to their face?

  • no not at all

    same goes for if someone called me a spic or fag

    no one should put their hands on anyone else

    so by wat ur saying ur most likely be on the side of the guy who hit snooki

  • my question to u would be why did he hit snooki? ya know, regardless of what people say, sometimes words are used as weapons. they are meant to hurt people. i feel if someone feels tough enough to call someone a racial slur to ones face, the namecaller should expect to get his/her ass beat. snooki thought she couldnt be touched cuz all her friends were with her. homeboy popped her. did i like seeing that...no. did she deserve it...yes. that will teach her to not pop off in the future

  • just because she has a pussy between her legs doesnt meen she should be able to disrespect men. now, would i hit a woman for calling me a name? no, id get my sister and lady friends to beat her ass. however, if a girl hit me, perhaps made me bleed or broke my noise, she best expect to get hit back. if u think ur tough enough to hit a man, u better be tough enough to be hit by a man and thats my bottom line.

  • What are you not understanding

    people might say things to bother u or hurt your feelings it doesnt mean you have to hit them

    violence doesnt solve anything and she didnt deserve it she was telling the guy not to steal drinks which he was obviously doing theres nothing in wrong in trying to stand up for yourself by SAYING something so if i hit ur mom that would be ok? even if she deserved it its ignorance that is truly bliss

  • what im saying is very simple. dont talk shit if u cant back it up. thats all, nothing more to say.  so how was ur day nuggets? :)

  • its not as bad as people make it out to be

  • now this guy is a real guido rather then those posers on the TV show :)

  • idk how ppl can stand it here. i live in jersey and im stuck here and i hate it. jersey strait up blows, no lie.

  • omg not all jersey is like thatttttttt. i grew up in jersey and ive never even SEEN a guido.

  • @jennvreyes

    YEAAAAH JERSEY ISNT THAT SUCKYYY!!!!!

    no really its not that bad i dont know why we got so much hate

  • thank youuu

  • none of them is from jersey and nodody has ever said that those are guidos from jersey. I'm italian i watched jersey shore from italy... i've never thought that they were badly representing people from jersey and you know why because they're people from other places... if you go to the zoo and see a monkey you don't think it really comes from the zoo, right? these tamarri (guidos) are just a bunch of retards pretending to be italian. I found it highly amusing even if it's really uneducative...

  • MTV needs to make double wide real that would be awesome!

  • i wanna punch that guy

  • haha im part italian and im born and raised in the south but this is funny as hell to me i think jershey shore and the people on it are lame as hell thogh