stand up comedy - Maz Jobrani - Axis of Evil

[Shaam2032]

hahah:D

[VerryJerry90]

MAZ IS JUST BEAST IN THIS ONE!!!! 

[LuvStandUpComedy]

FUNNY GUY MAZ , OUT OF ALL OF THE IRANIAN STAND UP COMEDIANS I'VE SEEN MAZ IS IN THE LEAGUE OF HIS OWN, HE SHOULD COMPETE WITH THE BIG BOYS OF COMEDY. LOTS OF PERSIAN STAND UPS OVER DO THE WHOLE PERSIAN ACCENT AND THAT IS ALL THEIR PUNCHLINE, NOT MAZ. GOOD STUFF 

[NoPretending]

HAHA I LOVE the persian accent :D

[Azuboi]

Hilarious!!

[brooklynchild66]

Ya'll guys 0:51 Hot mami thats why I only came here dudes

[DarkRezo]

Maz the great xD king of middle east in america :)

I wish to be hit with a RAVE terrorists too

X X lmao X X

[dannymarashi]

@DarkRezo me 2 lol

[talisman277]

@josieman543

Cuz he wants to go to the bathroom.AND HE FORGOT TO WEAR DAIPERS.

[alandoeh]

I put HA HA !! I put HA HA !! LOL

[spacelizardlaw]

He can't get off the 'NO-FLY' list unless he agrees to limit his jokes to things that Colbert & Stevens still find funny like dick-jokes or mild economic jokes & toilet humour like whether Weiner was a whiner about his weener being censored...

Arab comedians have a higher death-rate than journalists...

Well they do if they want to make with the funnies for real...

Hear the one about the Arab baloon salesman in Tel-Aviv...?

He was arrested & then shot by the IDF for blowing things up...

[minerdrc]

is it just me who does not find it funny?

[bilal1001]

BEEP IS SHIT AND FUCK BTW

[Eliz279009]

This audience is looooooving this! 

[lovecardtricks]

I put haha. I PUT HAHA.

[adelinamaries]

as good as the Ahmed the dead terrorist is. If you ever meet a persian guy you will see that they are exactly on this stand-up commedy , LOL

[antibattlefield3]

watch?v=1FGnbWoSlTg

[ThePeruvianmami]

LOL LOL



[temparknight]

Look at his hands when he talks!

[deltawolf]

240p we meet yet again!

[mrkayoger2]

he's kinda funny but he could be funny without saying bad words and he could stop insulting the arab people at least we don't say bad words

[bella3718122]

@mrkayoger2 lol are you kidding me!? Really!? Almost every good comedian swears and this guy is absolutely hilarious! If you can't take a joke then don't watch/comment

[Alexander8345]

@mrkayoger2 For your information, he is a comedian, and a damn good one too.

[fretsnsoccer]

Wats the techno song use in this act?

[cmak5]

@fretsnsoccer no1 knows, its a mystery!

[Josieman543]

why is he moving around so much? he doesnt do that in other vids......

[Josieman543]

the showbiz show with david spade? gayyy!

[thearabplayer]

HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And ya stop balimg arabs for EVERYTHNG

[Dzastynas]

Jon Lajoie NO1

[mnmcutie]

@sriyash @jmikejapan if u put on headphones you can hear it clearly :) just saying

[purplebui]

If you wanna put something in my water... Put ecstasy im my water lmao!!

[jmikejapan]

Can someone repost this with a better sound quality? I'm at full volume and it is hard to hear.

[firefern321]

@jmikejapan something wrong with ur audio i think

[matado0o0r]

@jmikejapan i double checked the video , the sound is alright .

[sriyash260]

@matado0o0r no really the sound quality is very poor.

[khoury1011]

@jmikejapan its because hes iranian and they r sloww like cats

[silverice177]

hahaha XD



[smikules]

"i put ha ha, I PUT HA HA!" Epic!

[ZilzeProductions]

Myspace? HAHA

[DrunkParadoxes]

Hassan Hoisane!!Discount Pump ! Rofl

[nomad20122]

hello america fuck you

[Firestorm2154]

Funny the Iranian being more hyper than the Arabs. Still, great show guys. More people need to see this. People from the Middle East are just like the rest of us at the end of the day.

[lordahmed123]

weird they bleep " fuck you" but the dont bleep " bitch " XD lol

[IsmailaGodHasHeard1]

I love how Maz mixes comedy with a positive message of peace. May God bless him.

[Kxx14]

:'D 

[UltraKaijuu]

porn



[eadddsds]

"Give me the phone, give me the phone, give me the phone. Let me talk, let me talk, let me talk, I feel good, let me talk....Hello america... F**K YOU!.... Bring it on Bitch. We kick your ass" *put down phone* "HEY GUYS DO WE HAVE A MILITARY? Oh we don't.... America Just Kidding.. I'm Persian MEOW!" hahaha!!!xD

[tonniatarenton]

Posted on my birthday! Funniest gift ever. XD

[collmecrazee]

owh, he's good

[hex3ne]

"i'm a Persian, meowwww" LOL

[digdeep0169]

fricken hilarious!!



[MrJosephaziz]

call the fbi tell them to bring some lolipops hahahahz!!!



[24Arshia]

40 people have no sense in happiness and comedy and are mother fucking retarded

[princessjoy007]

as a afrian-american... i never though i'd be attracted to Arabs... well... there's a first for everything.

[soojb7799]

You can tell his impressions are dead-on because everyone in the audience is dying!

[nkpersian]

Meeeeeeeeaaawwwww!!!! :D

[213MeGusta]

7:39 :) pretty

[56sabz]

rogan

[teameymelli1]

shit never gets old!

[sherriffnoldie]

It's good to have persians and arabs on a comic stage. It brings reality home to you.

[AznBoiixD]

hey guys do we have a militatry?

LOOOL

[touzertim]

THIS IS SO DAMN FUNNY

[celthony]

we're white stop shooting =)

[allboutsense]

hot chiks in the audience

[unfad1ng]

@allboutsense

persian women

[justmeruhi]

i cannot get over that dance he did in the end....there is a danger i might start laughing randomly in future remembering it.

[allboutsense]

@justmeruhi man I hate when that happens lol, in a bus, public place...etc maaan it sucks hhh. nice comment ^^

[OMNISLASHER1000]

CAN U PUT SDME ECTASY IN MY WATER???

PLEASE

[melesnawy]

I PUT "HAHA" :D LOOOOL



[imak1992]

that WAS AWESOME

[Pirate7X]

Ha, Maz killed it!

[GATFOCT]

Wow! WAY too much caffeine in this guy! He bobbles more than his own bobble doll

[aishaxoxobela]

Oh shit! Is that they guy from Knights of Prosperity? Lol he is the man

[ScotsmanTillDeath]

American comedy sucks monkey balls.

BRITISH COMEDY FOREVER!

[021jaguar]

@ScotsmanTillDeath yeah sitting around and yawning about boring stuff going on in London

[ScotsmanTillDeath]

@021jaguar Nah mate. You clearly have no idea how much better our humour is. Its sharper, you have to be educated and British to get it. This. So predictable. Nothing funny, just obvious humour for the simple, american folk.

[021jaguar]

@ScotsmanTillDeath Well it's worth it to give ur comedians a shot

[MultipleS2002]

don't worry man, this ain't myspace.... so Maz, when's the next terrorist hit goin down?? :D

[021jaguar]

@MultipleS2002 u forgot the HAHA

[MultipleS2002]

@021jaguar oh, right, sorry.... HAHA!!

[caro2486]

@ImaginaryTeam

AMERICANS beware of them , they look peaceful because they `re still minority

but they multiply very fast , one day their number will overcross other americans

there , they will show their evil face

[021jaguar]

@caro2486duuuuude, have ever read history?? I doubt that.

[Neojhun]

@caro2486 Hollyshit, did you ever learn maths. Sorry forgot you didn't reach middleschool. Arabs & Persians will never overun US. Just pure numbers, oh and always my favourite line: LEARN FUCKING SOMETHING. Iran just like the US is a big fuck up of people with very diferent ideas. They are not all the same. Crazy Armedejad is like you on the totem pole. Should not be alive.

[sharvil89]

@caro2486 U r right.....

[caro2486]

@ImaginaryTeam

they `re worst than arabs

they and arabs can`t stand that Lebanon is the only country in the region with a majority of christians and a christian president .

iran = is sending rockets to her allies ( hezbollah in LEBANON ) who killed so far at least 15 chrsitian politicians who are protecting our independance , they want to make of lebanon an iranian state

[Dudecough]

Hottest middle easternian cougar i've ever seen at 6:28. i'm indian btw.

[pakzle]

and myspace...

[pakzle]

he has hotmail...

[yezidi11]

this shit anit funnny...

[fafar101]

Love this guy...

OMG!!

So so talented. he doesn't just make jokes. He makes good points..

Just AWSOME :))))

[Orangemongoose1]

*you're

[Orangemongoose1]

I think he's hilarious, but he's too one-dimensional. Yeah, your Iranian we get, say something else. He has great potential but he's too George Lopez-like (bad thing)

[Naseer958]

Now, Americans are fan of him because he always makes fun of Iran and Arabs, but if he made fun of Bush or Obama or USA, he would be a terrorist in their sight

[Neojhun]

@Naseer958 Oh he did and he does. Didn't you here that "punked" joke. Thats what i like about this guys, he's an equal opportunity heckler.

[AziKash]

those fucking beeps are annoying!

[Naseer958]

he moves his body like a girl or a gay

[dachicagoan]

@Naseer958 or a gay?? that was funny

[TheMuziekmann]

@Naseer958 dont make weird comments, the guy is married and has a kid...

[Naseer958]

@TheMuziekmann even if

[TheMuziekmann]

@Naseer958 and?

[dudalemon]

there were 2 full parts of this. does anyone have it??

[allennis4]

LMFAOOOO I died when he started yelling, "OH MY GAWWD!!!"

[Wutwut1n1]

WHY DID IT CENSOR ANYTHING? WTF, SRSLY

[bengmuslim]

What is that song right at the beginning??? I really like it!!! :)

[hoonmaster]

whos the black woman at the start.

[ervkrist]

can I just say that with Cox, I am not set!

[diesel1279dsl]

SPREAD THE LOVE !!! :)

[dreamworx94]

Haha, discount pump. If only.

[Hafez21hafez21]

9:34 that was a good one ; )

[mrakhsha]

Anyone know the song at the end when he's dancing?

[cmak5]

@mrakhsha yeah im still trying to find sources of that song

[smellmyfingure]

@mrakhsha Sand Storm

[mrakhsha]

@smellmyfingure Do you know the artist name? I know it's not by Darude though.

[AwaleLight]

They should arrest this guy for murder cos I know he's laughed alotta people to death!!!!!!!!

[AshNZ1]

Most talented one on axis of evil

[abergqvi]

one question.....why.....is every stand up recorded with a rock?

[dmrocks7]

Probably his best audience ever!

[turbofritz2]

AXIS OF EVIL = COUNTRIES THAT REJECT INTERNATIONAL CENTRALIZED BANKING AND A DEBT BASED FIAT CURRENCY.

[fgdsjj]

08:51 to 09:05

Haha <3

[shubroto81]

The historic influence of the Arabic language was very important. For example, chew on some facts:

1. Arabic has the largest vocabulary and word-root system

2. Arabic Grammar is considered an excellent model (some even use the term "perfect")

2. You just used Arabic numerals (1,2,3,4...)

3. More than 26 world languages in-use derive from the Arabic language

4. Unique consonants found no where else

[multiplemes101]

@shubroto81 actually arabic numerals were originally from india brought to europe by arab traders. so yeah theres that

[shubroto81]

@multiplemes101 do u have like 1 billion gods and worship nature and all that stuff?

[multiplemes101]

@shubroto81 uuhhhh... no?

i worship only 1 being and that is the great flying spaghetti monster, who will one day take us all with his noodly appendages

[shubroto81]

@multiplemes101 Oh yeah u also consider "AGNI WORSHIP" sacred...hehehehehehehehehehe

[KaTieZCrAZyCasTZ]

@shubroto81 You mean number 4 which should be number 5 includes the consonent like sound of flem? XD

I'm kidding, I'm half palestinian. XD

[shubroto81]

@KaTieZCrAZyCasTZ u are not a real arab, you are a phonecian. You became arab much later than every one else but yes welcome to the party.

[KaTieZCrAZyCasTZ]

@shubroto81 What in the world are you talking about? By herritage, I'm 1/2 arab, my birth father's Palestinian. I'm an American. I was born here and I go by American values. You don't know me so don't you even dare go telling me who and what I am.

[shubroto81]

@KaTieZCrAZyCasTZ Palestenians only became arab later, during the ancient times they were phonecians, even had their own language and script. Arabs from saudi arabia settled in palestine and mixed with the local poulation, then u were also under the persian empire and turks as well and lastly the british ofcourse. YEs now u are arabs.

[zoneforgamers]

7:12 Vlade Divac? lol

[NerdySomar]

LOL "I am Persian.. Meow" I DIED LAUGHING XD

[Rockess18]

I love Maz! he's so funny! I like how he does joke about religions and isn't being called racist. If a white guy does what he does everyone would be like .... Racist Bast**d!!

[ThyraxMyst]

Anyone know what song was used at the end of the show?

[bossk12342]

Im persian and i found this hillarious!

[jamiliyana]

When one isn't proud instead disgusted of his/her race/ethnicity, I wonder how their parents feel? Especially, the mum who carried that piece of shit for 9... NINE fucking months... and at the end of the day, aren't proud of who they are... the depth of a person's character isn't the person's a race. If you feel disgusted to be a human being, what the fuck are you doing watching this? Shouldn't you be in cage or farm somewhere?

[smtbbo]

THIS GUY ROCKS!!! hahaha!!!

[heartattackful]

I put HAHA...ROFL

[kingsamuelcdt2]

I put HAHA!!!

[TheShubaluba]

myspace hahahaha what a joke

[badapplestix]

9:07 Persian orlando bloom

[kevissen]

its like watching russell peters.. he talks the same way n his gestures are same...

[Squallwut]

I love the ecstasy scene.

[Jake1985Nazar]

"from the suburbs of Iran" damn there's suburbs in Iran YES!

[giantessdood]

press 8 for "no no no no no no, that is not how i do it"

[CarthaginianMiss]

LMFAO

[urbanreggie]

thats the guy from next friday

[firetopman]

28 people never tried ecstacy

[MasterPreng]

I had these Iranian housemate back when i was in college. They think they are white British and shave their legs. Fucking fags. Some Iranian better of live in a cave. Some in another hand deserve respect.

[vklasener]

how would a arab talk on speed XD

[nkpersian]

how could u NOT like this dude?!

[justbreatheify]

"I put HAHA" bahahahahaaa such a great show! Saw him live! Unreal, sidesplitting!!!!!

[dolltwin]

"I am persian meaw" lmao..

[Rookie972]

Funny guy... too bad he's stuck on stupid with Bush. How Syria crackdown seems now? Not mentioning the thousands killed by ah-ma-dinnerjacket.

Be happy your parents got the American visa, I cannot get it so easy being European...

[dr4death]

he said Jabroni XD

[xxLilJXxX]

dadada cocaine lmao

[TheMerlinlove]

He makes being Persian awesome !! i love being Persian <3 !!

[THEEVERYBODYNOW]

@TheMerlinlove me too!!!!!!! MEOW!

[boccastones]

The problem is not Iran, but Ayn Rand!

[ISuperLoveMovies]

LOOOOOOOL, funnies guy EVEEER . come to sweden!!!!!!!!!

[niteshmurti]

blame them goddamn kebab eating, mercedes-benz driving, camel riding, 7/11 owning, surpies selling, gas price raising, unibrowickted, hairy chested motherf***ers!!! HAHAHAH

[yagodequay]

@MagicSnipe dont thank God, history has proven again and again that God hates minorities.

[PRtoRP]

@yagodequay

God loves everyone.

[yagodequay]

@PRtoRP and at the same time not everyone goes to "heaven" *sight* 21st century and people still believe in this hoax :P

[PRtoRP]

@yagodequay

Hoax? So your saying that all the billions of people that believe in a God are dumb?

[yagodequay]

@PRtoRP Misguided perhaps? Not to mention to no billion believes in this "God" the same way as his neighbor. It's getting better though, more and more people are believing they have full control of their lives--to the extent that there is no puppeteer atop the clouds.

[PRtoRP]

@yagodequay

Misguided? So your telling me every human being that's ever believed in a God over the span of thousands of years are misguided, tricked, perplexed? The only puppeteers are those here on earth that play on the instabilities and hardships of today's people. Without God, I would be dead.

[yagodequay]

@PRtoRP with or without this fictional character, you will be dead. 

[PRtoRP]

@yagodequay

I respect your opinion & your beliefs no matter what it is, just don't go disrespecting mine. I love God and whether you believe my belief is nonexistent or not, don't be belligerent and squander me for what I have a love and passion for.

[yagodequay]

@PRtoRP Nothing against you! Just trying to help man. I mean, seeing this that aren't there just isn't healthy :)

[PRtoRP]

@yagodequay

Isn't healthy? I'm a better person because of him

[yagodequay]

@PRtoRP your less of person

[PRtoRP]

@yagodequay

Haha less of a person? No I'm any regular human being just like everyone else.

[yagodequay]

@PRtoRP Ok. Let delve into this. Who is this "God" you believe in? And where does he come from? Do you communicate with him regularly?

[yagodequay]

@PRtoRP Ok. Let delve into this. Who is this "God" you believe in? And where does he come from? Do you communicate with him regularly? If yes, how?