You must be the cleverest mind to grace this site. If you wrote a worldview manifesto, I would probably read it, but then again it would probably masquerade as some sort of joke.
Is there a way I may add you on facebook, to get in touch? =P
You're very kind. But I suspect those with truly clever minds grace YouTube for only as long as it takes them to hit the back button on their browsers!
Nothing personal, but I have a rule: I don't add people on Facebook unless I've stood in the same room with them. You're free to contact me via my email though, if you so desire; it's in the information section on the ChurchOfBlow page.
Ah, well, to do that I'd need an ISBN. And seeing as there's a very small market for this book (And when I say very small I *do* mean non-existent) it wouldn't be worth the money it would take to get one from lulu. And I couldn't put the book on createspace - where the ISBN is free - because I'm technologically... clumsy.
Really, I should try selling it to libraries. I mean, if they're not there to bring Cornelius Blow to self-confessed lazy bums what are they there for?
Well, if I were slightly more weasly than I am, I'd suggest this mystery and others could be cleared up by buying the book... but of course that would be an outrageous lie. Makes for good kindling though...
Not since the publication of the Nevi'im in Swahili has there been such an extraordinary event! The publication of manuscript will soon be on every literary bookshelf in the western world and in the back right hand pocket of Al Gore's bluejeans. I suggest everyone buy a copy now, before the ink runs out.
It's a generously-sized book. I'm not sure it'd fit in Al Gore's back pocket. I should really have considered a smaller edition especially designed for politicians who can't be bothered with Machievelli, shouldn't I?
have you seen the size of his back pockets? about as big as the size of his ego. no worries there, plenty of room. but I must say that I think you're expectations are a bit too high, machiavelli is just another gelato flavor to US politicians
No, it isn't. Nobody's twisting anyone's arm. Some people asked for the scripts to be available, so I made them available. Don't want, don't buy. Simple.
Ah, well. Happily you can still watch the videos. Although I doubt you'll be seeing many on this channel. I think the ones I've made amply demonstrate why I tend to write instead.
I know what I want for Christmas....
pofwiwice 2 years ago
Wow...
You must be the cleverest mind to grace this site. If you wrote a worldview manifesto, I would probably read it, but then again it would probably masquerade as some sort of joke.
Is there a way I may add you on facebook, to get in touch? =P
chameleodon 2 years ago
You're very kind. But I suspect those with truly clever minds grace YouTube for only as long as it takes them to hit the back button on their browsers!
Nothing personal, but I have a rule: I don't add people on Facebook unless I've stood in the same room with them. You're free to contact me via my email though, if you so desire; it's in the information section on the ChurchOfBlow page.
organicprankster 2 years ago
I wish I had money right now!!!
JamesHalmore 3 years ago
I'll take a copy if only to celebrate mediororacy.
See also the best colaboration since Butch & the Kid, Torville & Dean, Egg & Chips, Morecome & Wise (that's enough Ed). Derek & Clive meet Stadler & Waldorf.
mikeisnotawanker 3 years ago
Damn it. I should've thought of that for the advertising slogan: "Celebrate mediocrity by ordering your copy now!" That'd get 'em flooding in....
organicprankster 3 years ago
watch?v=2UT02--Ijdc&feature=related
mikeisnotawanker 3 years ago
Ah, yes.
organicprankster 3 years ago
No discourtesy was felt. I just don't know what you mean.
organicprankster 3 years ago
What?
organicprankster 3 years ago
Put it up on Amazon!
Antimatter245 3 years ago
Ah, well, to do that I'd need an ISBN. And seeing as there's a very small market for this book (And when I say very small I *do* mean non-existent) it wouldn't be worth the money it would take to get one from lulu. And I couldn't put the book on createspace - where the ISBN is free - because I'm technologically... clumsy.
organicprankster 3 years ago
Oh alright,
Once I can save up enough money, after spending a decent sum on a lightsaber-related science project, I'll buy myself a copy.
Antimatter245 3 years ago
"A lightsaber-related science project"? That sounds both very mysterious and impossibly cool.
organicprankster 3 years ago
If I wasn't a lazy bum, I might have a job.
If I had a job, I would have income.
If I had income, some small portion of it might be disposable.
If I had disposable income, I'd seriously consider utilizing it to buy your fine product.
...in a perfect world...
Fraidnaught 3 years ago
Really, I should try selling it to libraries. I mean, if they're not there to bring Cornelius Blow to self-confessed lazy bums what are they there for?
organicprankster 3 years ago
Ma-HAT-ma Gandhi! Why is that so funny? That's the mystery of blow, I suppose. I will not type LOL out of respect for your good self.
DocRusty 3 years ago
Well, if I were slightly more weasly than I am, I'd suggest this mystery and others could be cleared up by buying the book... but of course that would be an outrageous lie. Makes for good kindling though...
organicprankster 3 years ago
Not since the publication of the Nevi'im in Swahili has there been such an extraordinary event! The publication of manuscript will soon be on every literary bookshelf in the western world and in the back right hand pocket of Al Gore's bluejeans. I suggest everyone buy a copy now, before the ink runs out.
marniespeaks 3 years ago
It's a generously-sized book. I'm not sure it'd fit in Al Gore's back pocket. I should really have considered a smaller edition especially designed for politicians who can't be bothered with Machievelli, shouldn't I?
organicprankster 3 years ago
have you seen the size of his back pockets? about as big as the size of his ego. no worries there, plenty of room. but I must say that I think you're expectations are a bit too high, machiavelli is just another gelato flavor to US politicians
marniespeaks 3 years ago
Hey organicpranker that is wonderful. I'm a comedy lover. ;-) You know that. When I can afford it, I'd like to get it. 5 stars ;-)
gorikuri 3 years ago
Cool. Well, I'm sure it'll still be there. Piles and piles of 'em blocking up my garage for the next thirty years...
organicprankster 3 years ago
Hooray! Nice to see a video on here, btw :)
Azrepheal 3 years ago
Thanks. But I'm not sure I'll be making a habit of it.
organicprankster 3 years ago
I'd love to see more from you ;-) I feel like you are way more entertaining than I am.
gorikuri 3 years ago
CORNELIUS LIVES! In our memories least ways. I am now utterly lost without my personal spiritual guide.
1938superman 3 years ago
He remains forever in our hearts. Come, let us have a moment of silence to remember him... Oh, OK, done that. Now on to the next thing....
organicprankster 3 years ago
YAY 1st comment, and its nice to see some work on this account :)
mikeiow101 3 years ago
even tough it is a shameless marketing ploy to get you simple average Joe to put his hand in his pocket and pay out. :(
mikeiow101 3 years ago
No, it isn't. Nobody's twisting anyone's arm. Some people asked for the scripts to be available, so I made them available. Don't want, don't buy. Simple.
organicprankster 3 years ago
do want, cant buy don't have credit card, i wasn't havening a go im still a big fan of all your work. wish i could buy :(
mikeiow101 3 years ago
Ah, well. Happily you can still watch the videos. Although I doubt you'll be seeing many on this channel. I think the ones I've made amply demonstrate why I tend to write instead.
organicprankster 3 years ago