Slammed beers through straws with some girls at work (I worked at a bar). Then proceeded to get more drunk after work. Had to take a cab home with my bf, who for some reason decided to sit in the front with the cab driver. I was just trying to make it home without puking. Somehow my bf pissed the cab driver off and we got kicked out of the cab in the middle of some corn fields. It was winter. In Wisconsin. It was cold. When I made it home I curled up in the shower with the hot water on...
My worst is probably passing out in a mcdicks drive-through, splitting open my head on the curb, being carried into the McDonald while my bud tried to get a shopping cart to put me in. Apparently when he came to Mcdicks with that shopping cart, the cops showed up and at that moment I puked on myself while still out cold. Woke up in the ambulance while being stripped of my clothes. haha got FUBARED. These are the worst, worst drunken stories Ive ever heard.
I was drunk in friend's apartment and this girl left her coke stash in the apartment and then went home. I picked up her stash and shouted, "She left it for me." Then I snorted her coke.
one time i got drunk and passed out. then supposedly i got up and walked to the corner of the room and started pissing on the floor.... and my friends were over at my place watching tv and they were just staring at me... like wtf is this guy doing.
I woke up and found I had shat all throughout my house, lounge room to the kitchen, the hallway all the way to the toilet door (so I assume I had the best intentions).
freshman year, i got drunk and jumped down a flight of stairs, breaking both my legs. my two buddies (as drunk as i was) picked me up, and we tried to walk to our dorm. i walked over 100 feet, on two broken legs, till finally i collapsed outside my dorm's door... i was in a wheelchair for over two months and had to withdraw for the semester. i pledged to stop drinking... but started again two days into the next semester. i never broke anything again, and haven't been drunk in ten years.
crashed my SUV into a propane tank next to an Old Folks home. whole fucking thing went up in a blaze, smelt of burnt cabbage, hid out in a swamp until dawn, called my dad next morning, he sent me a limo and bought me a new car. meh...they were going to die anyway.
@tytuniversity You find her charming, hey? ;) Thats not going to go down well. As for me, i dont fancy Ana, as she eerily resembles my sister when she was younger.
*sharpens blade* Did I not say TYT Army would eat you alive if you flirt with Ana? I'll let this one pass as it wasn't on camera...
Worst drunken experience? Falling asleep in a bathroom at McDonalds and waking up there the next morning... Do they not have janitors? Oh and my drunken friends abandoned me, but they ended being arrested for disorderly conduct or something
@Gr4yW0rld First off most if not all women try to give the apperance of being proper because they have pressure to not be viewed as sluts from people like you labeling other peoples actions as whorish. Second off, you think she would say if she had a drunken threesome or something? Women do crazy shit, or rather are involved in crazy stuff when there's some cool guy taking them for an adventure so to speak. And there's nothing bad in that, women are sexual beings like men
@Minkki82 Hey I am not sexist, I label both women and men as whores XD
Hey if they have a bunch of casual sex, huzzah for them, admit it and dont feel bad when people make a correct observation. Either way, I will still not select them for a date
I may label them, but I stick to what that label means, it does not mean they are trash or will burn in hell, I just consider it a fruitless risky habit, and I dont find it attractive.
I wish men tried to appear proper too! (even more so!)
@Gr4yW0rld well to me it is judging other people and trying to make them feel bad when someone is called a whore. I don't see it as you just having a different opinion on casual sex. But If you can rationalize it someway to yourself then great, I just don't like the judging of people that do nothing wrong to anyone else.
@Gr4yW0rld Judge much? Who are you to go around calling (the majority of) women whores? Like seriously? Get of your high horse. People like sex, that's why they do it, and its no different for women than it is for men. Everyone should be able to make their own decisions when it comes to their relationships without prudes and bigots trashing them for the choices they make.
Because guess what? This might be a shocker to you, but I bet in someone else's opinion, your not perfect either.
@Gr4yW0rld Idk man... any has some skeletons in her closet she just doesnt let them out... consider there was an old TYT story about a woman who was banned from having loud sex, ana was pissed about this and said "thats like a judge telling me I can only do missionary I cant do doggy style anymore!!!" so yeah.... dude she is not THAT innocent I think she is a lady in the streets and a freaky sex goddess in the sheets! #Just_saying
@Gr4yW0rld and not whores? how about beautiful, smart, and who the fuck cares who they choose and how often they choose to have sex---SEX is beautiful and should never be associated with shame or guilt--especially from other dudes, who probly are just pissed they're not getting her attention
@LeClassics No, but if she did she wouldnt be a whore--a whore for what? Acting on innate urges? I dont think that makes sense. I can fuck as many girls as I want and theres nothing wrong with that--the same is true the other way around but for alot of reasons, some societal, some having to do with how we evolved, women have had to think about sex differently, but now, in 2012, they don't
Continued. Next morning I woke up frigid cold in the middle of the backyard. Then, I could not for the life of me find the t shirt i wore to the party so all I had on was a wife beater. I can't drink beer still(half a year later) without thinking of vomiting.
First time I got drunk was at a Party in the end of grade 10. In my infinite wisdom and competitive spirit I decided to down the 6 pack off tall boys I brought in one hour.(BTW they were 6%). Then continued to down any alcohol in sight. End up smashing my face when I tried to climb out of trailor when I woke up at midnight. I continued to party, then when me and my buds went to sleep that night I ended up pissing all over our tent because I couldn't open the tent.
@Montyfiable I used to be that way when I was a youth. Not knowing your limit and drinking to fast. I would always end up passed out half naked with a pile of vomit near by. Then I learned how to drink responsibly and have not had to deal with situations like that. Hear is to being young and dumb.
@Chaoitcme Yeah, I refused to eat that day too because I didn't think I, the invincible teen, could get drunk so I thought not eating would help. Boy was I wrong, I am NOT invincible. I am glad it happened, because I learned my lesson for sure.
Worst spoiler of an evening: I was sharing a house at college, but they were all out and I had a girl back and was getting somewhere - it was going to happen. My room door opens, bang. My best friend storms in, drunk as a skunk, totally naked, leans up against the wall and grunts - sort of 'uuunnggghhhh'. He then spent the whole night with his head in the toilet sobering up while she felt it her duty to care for him. Disaster :o)
I'd woken up in the middle of the night at someone's house (that someone was not even in the house, he'd gone somewhere with his wife and baby). Desperately wanting to pee, not realising where I was I tried a few doors which led nowhere, and eventually just let it all go in the corner of the room. I was watched by my other friends who were also crashed out on sofas and chairs and who didn't think to stop me. Which they probably should have - unknown to me I was peeing in the baby's crib.
1 of them about 3 years ago drinking vodka and sprite in a water bottle in the club. Getting so hot I had to lay down for second. I got up tried to leave and blacked-out I fell on a group of people. On my way to my car a fell and stumbled into a couple cars. Last thing I remember was laying the seat back woke up hours later
@heylookachannel I'm pretty pissing ON your friends while you're in the shower and one of them is sitting on the toilet and the other one is just chilling talking might be better than pissing your bed lol
YoAna is so pretty, if I was her man, I def wouldnt let go get drunk at college parties for good stories unless Iwas there with her, so I hope you plan to invite them both!
How are those "the worst thing" stories? Flirting with a bouncer to get in a club or feeling up your gf somewhere? If Anna ended up sleeping with the bouncer, or if you got caught and arrested while feeling up the gf, that might make it a crazy story.
My story took place in a Korean restaurant's bathroom. Before I detroused to do my business I heard two employees outside the bathroom talking, I opened the door with the most panicked look on my face I could muster and insisted that they both come in to see something. When I had them securely in the bathroom I adeptly yanked down my pants and proceeded to take the loudest, smelliest, most explosive shit of my life right in front of them, never breaking eye contact. It was pretty hilarious.
First time I got drunk with my friends I was trying to get with a girl I liked, she kicked me in the balls when I popped the question and ended up hooking up with my friend.
my friend threw up in the middle of McDonalds and i was caught stealing drinks so we got kicked out afterwards i supposedly climbed to the top of the McDonalds tower and started taking a piss
P.S. i think i smoked weed that day too while i was drunk
Worst thing I ever did was when I was kicked out of a club for generally being too drunk, when I was being escorted out I tripped down the stairs, landed on my chin and chipped my two front teeth. I woke up in A&E the next morning with not a clue what had happened. A year later and some serious dentistry bills and I finally have them back to normal. I still regret it to this day and it makes me cringe when I think about it but it's also taught me a lesson which is not to get that drunk again.
- Then later, when my cousins friends dad came to pick us up, i gave up on the stairs (5 steps) and threw up a couple of times. Then i got in the car and we had to stop for me to throw up, and we got home to sleep it off. The next day, we came to pick up our bikes, and we brought flowers for the mother. We had thrown up all over their DVD's, and there were several dark stains everywhere in the house. We then drove 4 miles back on our bikes hungover in disgrace. Apparently i grabbed some boobs.
My second time drinking, we were at my cousins friends party with all his classmates. I got a hold on some free booze that tasted like liquorice (Hot&Sweet) and i remember throwing up 5-7 places in the house, while the mother was cleaning up puke from me and my cousin and perhaps a few other people. I sat in the rain outside, completely soaked off of puke and water, and ended up falling asleep on a couch with my cousin next to me, who was also drunk out of his mind and had thrown up 5 times.
I feel like this video discriminates against stoners.
In Amsterdam after I graduated. I didnt sleep from the friday morning we arrived and it was now Monday. I would estimate that I smoked well over an ounce in all between me and 2 friends. Anyway, went on a boat ride on the last night and got lucky. I was doggying her over the side and we fell in the freezing canal.
She got a little pissed that I insisted on finishing.
I got really drunk once and I walked up behind a Security Guard and peed on his leg because I thought he was a tree (thats what my friends told me, I couldn't remember anything) the next day I was awoken by my parents which had to bail me out...
I do not recall my worst drunken experience. But I bet it had something to do with the morning when I woke up with a broken foot not knowing how it happened.
I'm too young, and have a lot of drunken experiences ahead of me..
But, the worst was when I tried Four Lokos for the first time, got shitfaced and all wound up and jumped into my friend's ceiling, cracking my head open. I was so numb I didn't feel it, then freaked out when I felt blood running down my face. Not good..
I spent the next morning with a searing pain in my head and puking.
I tend not to drink , so I've only gotten drunk once with some buddies. But when I did we had a fire in wilderness , we stared ripping out entire tree's out of the ground with our drunken strength to feed the fire and I almost fell into it 8 or 9 times.
I ended up puking my guts out so my buddy got the car and headed out of the area we were in (there's a dirt road leading to it) he hit multiple rocks/small boulders on the bottom of his van on the way out.
Turns out the van started leaking oil and had to stop the car on the side of the road, next day I woke up in the back seat of the van covered with my own whiskey smelling puke. A nice guy in the neighbourhood gave my friend a new tire since he punctured one of his on the trip. And in the mean time one of my buddies called his dad to pick us up and take us home.
Got drunk, confused washing up liquid with Coke... drank half a glass of it. Tried to get the taste out of my mouth with a towel, started choking on the towel and decided I couldnt use my hands to get the towel out of my mouth and proceeded to slam my face against walls... woke up on the floor after apparently wedgying myself and then vomitted for the next 2 days.
John hasn´t even been on tytuniveristy for a month and he has already wayyyyyyyyyyy surpassed my expectations, has a perspective, AND talks to the youtube community.
I once got super-pissed in Russia while staying in Vladivostok. I remember that we were all super depressed and decided to have a little sing along with the Russians , and well , something interesting which I do not remember happened next. I'm sure it was all nice though. At the time we were ferrying equipment between caucasus and kamchatka, and our UAZ got inexplicably damaged during this "adventure" , someone must have hit it with bare fists, Ahhh - those Russians.
I got drunk and end up sleeping with some random slut(standard), then I somehow ended up at McD's( also pretty standard) after eating my big mac and drinking my coke, I came up with the brilliant idea of taking a piss on Ronald Mcdonald's head... after that I went to a club drank some more and woke up next to a homeless dog with my cell phone missing... A typical night in Bulgaria =D
I'm not impressed with John. Seems like a typical white boy with limited wit and trite opinions.
Go to Eastern Europe kids, you'll drink more than you ever thought possible. Just two nights ago I crushed two bottles of rum, my tolerance has skyrocketed since I moved here.
Worst thing I've done? I believe blacking out for the one and only time of my life, attempting to fight my friend. Losing 2 hours where I was dancing in a dive bar/club, and smashing several car mirrors on the walk home.
...got so drunk before a black sabbath concert I fell asleep seven rows from the biggest bank of speakers I have ever seen and did not wake up until the encore...
Well this wasn't me per se, but a group of my friends went to a Granite City restaurant and started drinking. After a few we got told to leave early,so we drunkenly walked a half a mile thou the snow to a TGIFs. We got cut off almost immediately, and then got kicked out. We then went to an Old Chicago where my buddy almost puked in the arcade and went into the girls bathroom. BTW this story was remembered collaboratively since none of my friends remembered everything that happened that night.
I love the TYT, but every one of the crew is so lame. That was your worse drunken experience? If I were you, I wouldn’t have even brought it up, because it’s not an interesting story. To give a brief summery; Ana got drunk & flirted with an unattractive guy...... As if every woman out there hasn’t done that at least once!
this didnt happen to me but to a friend. one night he was partying and while using the beer bong some people poured liquor shots into it. he blacked out, got written on with sharpies and woke up in the next town over with no shirt or shoes. in a panic he woke up and just started running. he ran all the way home.
I peed in a hedge and it went straight through onto some girls, and then when I got home I threw up in the bath. The next day the drain backed up all over my dads feet...
It was bad because I felt bad afterwards, not because the actual night was bad I suppose.
I woke up the next morning and our friend who was gonna get married was gone. We went on this big adventure in Vegas to find him and we encountered a tiger, Mike Tyson, my friend lost his tooth... it was weird.
can I tell my friend's story? He woke up in a lawn chair in some random person's yard with no idea how he got there, when the lady found him she felt so bad for him that she let him shower, fed him and made sure he knew how to get home (that's italians for you!)
I was served moonshine without my knowledge, blacked out, came to my senses 4-5 in the morning in a different city (small town) several miles away from the city i live in.
@TymesRhymes I rarely Drink, for some reason I don't like the taste of Alcohol, it might be that my parents never drank either, I only drink when Im with friends and its usually one beer. God beer is disgusting, uhhh...
How are hangovers your worst drunken experience? You feel like crap in the morning, but it is not embarrassing at all. If anything embarrassing happened would be before the hangover. If you are a guy and say hangover is your worst drunk experience you need to get out more and if your a girl who says a hangover is your worst experience you are lying.
Everybody has had a bad hangover especially in high school when you get used to binge drinking. WHO CARES
Ya you TYT ppl are amateurs with your stories. I was on a cruise and for some reason within an hour I drank like 4 goblets of AMF. Luckily my friends got me to our rooms bathroom where I puked in the toilet, then woke up the next morning with a nasty hangover after sleeping in the bathroom halfway in the shower.
Never been drunk. I've only had 2 beers max in one sitting, I did get to sing Billy Joel with a group of drunk people though. I also paranoidinly ate a banana when my suitemate my freshman year made everclear jello shots for his b-day...thought they were vodka, until I took my first shot.
Got hammered at my birthday party. All of my friends watched as I was hugging the toilet for dear life. Worst part is that while I was on the verge of blacking out, one of my friends told my to drink some water. Apparently I grabbed a cup, dipped it in the toilet and drank the water. Then I screamed, THERE I QUENCHED MY DRUNKEN THIRST!!!
I thought my friends were joking when they told me.....then I saw the pics on Facebook.......
Two weeks ago I got really drunk with my dorm mates and all of a sudden my roommate's girlfriend starts slapping me for no reason. After I woke up she said sorry but its made me feel really awkward around her ever since.
Mine is paying random people $50 each to see if they could knock me out.. Latter, sitting at the pub & ordering another dink while being on fire (no real memory of it, but that's what they told me the following night at the same pub when I asked why my clothes were burnt up). Then having no recollection of driving myself home... Not proud of my years of extreme alcohol abuse.
If you watch the video with the sound off you can see just how much they want to bang each other. Especially Ana between 0:18-0:45. She never stared at Cenk that way!!!
1:08 LMAO
dnlxl 5 days ago in playlist Uploaded videos
thats what happen when you're drunk --> oh waited you got a kid .
He says : how'd that happend
She said : don't know I got it like now! how is that possible
:)
iTechRevolutionTV 1 week ago
Waking up in my own puke.
kurter21 1 week ago
Slammed beers through straws with some girls at work (I worked at a bar). Then proceeded to get more drunk after work. Had to take a cab home with my bf, who for some reason decided to sit in the front with the cab driver. I was just trying to make it home without puking. Somehow my bf pissed the cab driver off and we got kicked out of the cab in the middle of some corn fields. It was winter. In Wisconsin. It was cold. When I made it home I curled up in the shower with the hot water on...
katherkath 2 weeks ago
I got drunk once.
I don't remember the rest though. But judging from the looks on my friends' faces i had a blast that night.
zoebiflap 2 weeks ago
i spat a drunken freestyle LOL
moemoneysouth 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from tytuniversity
i died
Neurotik51 2 weeks ago
worst (and best) drunk experience, was partying before a final and going to my final and acing it while still buzzed... took long nap after that haha
nerdygurl 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
My worst is probably passing out in a mcdicks drive-through, splitting open my head on the curb, being carried into the McDonald while my bud tried to get a shopping cart to put me in. Apparently when he came to Mcdicks with that shopping cart, the cops showed up and at that moment I puked on myself while still out cold. Woke up in the ambulance while being stripped of my clothes. haha got FUBARED. These are the worst, worst drunken stories Ive ever heard.
Thomaspegful 2 weeks ago
@Crabb90 We've all been there. - John
tytuniversity 2 weeks ago 5
Ana Cheats on her Boyfriend again.
halcyon0830 2 weeks ago
Who is that Creep beside Ana ??
halcyon0830 2 weeks ago
@halcyon0830 i've seen you posting your jewish illuminati NWO alex jones conspiracy theories on every political video on youtube
and you have the balls to call this guy a creep?
whatisahumans 2 weeks ago
@halcyon0830 Jayar 2.0
KingTekins 2 weeks ago
I was drunk in friend's apartment and this girl left her coke stash in the apartment and then went home. I picked up her stash and shouted, "She left it for me." Then I snorted her coke.
TheEd0206 2 weeks ago
Brains and beauty, a lethal combination.
1955RodHot 2 weeks ago
one time i got drunk and passed out. then supposedly i got up and walked to the corner of the room and started pissing on the floor.... and my friends were over at my place watching tv and they were just staring at me... like wtf is this guy doing.
ThaDopist 2 weeks ago
Honestly, does anyone prefer this guy to Jayar?
BattleProf53 2 weeks ago
My question is: why do people get drunk? What is the fun/enjoyment being highly intoxicated.
Nebulae8 2 weeks ago
@Nebulae8 it feels good duh
y2k2004 2 weeks ago
@Nebulae8 you clearly have never been drunk with your friends or you wouldn't need to ask such a question...
sdeary1 2 weeks ago
@Nebulae8 It's hard to explain, I recommend you trying it yourself
TheEd0206 2 weeks ago
I woke up and found I had shat all throughout my house, lounge room to the kitchen, the hallway all the way to the toilet door (so I assume I had the best intentions).
My missus was not impressed.
2Addicted2YT 2 weeks ago
freshman year, i got drunk and jumped down a flight of stairs, breaking both my legs. my two buddies (as drunk as i was) picked me up, and we tried to walk to our dorm. i walked over 100 feet, on two broken legs, till finally i collapsed outside my dorm's door... i was in a wheelchair for over two months and had to withdraw for the semester. i pledged to stop drinking... but started again two days into the next semester. i never broke anything again, and haven't been drunk in ten years.
DarylPell 2 weeks ago
crashed my SUV into a propane tank next to an Old Folks home. whole fucking thing went up in a blaze, smelt of burnt cabbage, hid out in a swamp until dawn, called my dad next morning, he sent me a limo and bought me a new car. meh...they were going to die anyway.
cominroitover80 2 weeks ago
Her parents would disown her for doing that.
RealLifeOmen 2 weeks ago
I fell in a 4 inch deep puddle while wearing high heels then puked while getting back up LOL
LovelyLadyLo11 2 weeks ago 3
Yea.... hypnotism.... As a magician myself I can pretty much say hypnotism is the biggest bullshit EVER.
Clanki 2 weeks ago
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FreeTheTards 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
I'm a freshman this year and I got drunk for the first time 2 weekends ago.
I had the awesome drunk-idea to "hot box the lounge".
Lit up a joint in the lounge......didn't get caught.
DntlB 3 weeks ago
I got in a cab with no money and tried to use jedi mind tricks on the cab driver. didn't work. he called the cops.
EmmanuelEgwu 3 weeks ago
Ana stop lying u didnt just flirt with him, you actually dived, face first, down south on the dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PS - Just kidding yall!! Ana if u read this im just fuckin with ya, its a joke :-)
IYC0370 3 weeks ago
I love Ana, such a cute innocent woman. The worst thing EVER: I gave him a kiss.... on the cheek. d'awwww <3 so cute!
I wish more women were like you Ana, beautiful, smart and not whores.
Gr4yW0rld 3 weeks ago 56
@Gr4yW0rld A big part of her charm. - John
tytuniversity 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos 41
@tytuniversity You find her charming, hey? ;) Thats not going to go down well. As for me, i dont fancy Ana, as she eerily resembles my sister when she was younger.
BVargas78 3 weeks ago
@BVargas78 holla me back with your sister's contact deets, big up mate x
Stefan2SERB 3 weeks ago
@Stefan2SERB she dont look that great now, seriously dude. Shes had issues and put on big weight. It's a shame.
BVargas78 3 weeks ago
@tytuniversity "A big part of her charm"
*sharpens blade* Did I not say TYT Army would eat you alive if you flirt with Ana? I'll let this one pass as it wasn't on camera...
Worst drunken experience? Falling asleep in a bathroom at McDonalds and waking up there the next morning... Do they not have janitors? Oh and my drunken friends abandoned me, but they ended being arrested for disorderly conduct or something
na231975 3 weeks ago
@Gr4yW0rld First off most if not all women try to give the apperance of being proper because they have pressure to not be viewed as sluts from people like you labeling other peoples actions as whorish. Second off, you think she would say if she had a drunken threesome or something? Women do crazy shit, or rather are involved in crazy stuff when there's some cool guy taking them for an adventure so to speak. And there's nothing bad in that, women are sexual beings like men
Minkki82 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@Minkki82 Hey I am not sexist, I label both women and men as whores XD
Hey if they have a bunch of casual sex, huzzah for them, admit it and dont feel bad when people make a correct observation. Either way, I will still not select them for a date
I may label them, but I stick to what that label means, it does not mean they are trash or will burn in hell, I just consider it a fruitless risky habit, and I dont find it attractive.
I wish men tried to appear proper too! (even more so!)
Gr4yW0rld 2 weeks ago
@Gr4yW0rld well to me it is judging other people and trying to make them feel bad when someone is called a whore. I don't see it as you just having a different opinion on casual sex. But If you can rationalize it someway to yourself then great, I just don't like the judging of people that do nothing wrong to anyone else.
Minkki82 2 weeks ago
@Gr4yW0rld That is a bit of whoring if you ask me.
Clanki 2 weeks ago
@Gr4yW0rld Judge much? Who are you to go around calling (the majority of) women whores? Like seriously? Get of your high horse. People like sex, that's why they do it, and its no different for women than it is for men. Everyone should be able to make their own decisions when it comes to their relationships without prudes and bigots trashing them for the choices they make.
Because guess what? This might be a shocker to you, but I bet in someone else's opinion, your not perfect either.
Cookies205 2 weeks ago
@Gr4yW0rld Idk man... any has some skeletons in her closet she just doesnt let them out... consider there was an old TYT story about a woman who was banned from having loud sex, ana was pissed about this and said "thats like a judge telling me I can only do missionary I cant do doggy style anymore!!!" so yeah.... dude she is not THAT innocent I think she is a lady in the streets and a freaky sex goddess in the sheets! #Just_saying
RelativistSlayer 2 weeks ago
@RelativistSlayer Have some Ana fantasies you wanna share bro? Sounds like you put a lot of thought into her.
Pretty sure Ana is just a nice girl. Likes sex if its with the right person and is smart enough to restrict risky behavior.
Farbo123 2 weeks ago
@Gr4yW0rld and not whores? how about beautiful, smart, and who the fuck cares who they choose and how often they choose to have sex---SEX is beautiful and should never be associated with shame or guilt--especially from other dudes, who probly are just pissed they're not getting her attention
pawndominance1 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from tytuniversity
@pawndominance1 @pawndominance1 would you want your wife, girlfriend whatever to have slept with every guy in the neighbourhood? No, thought not.
Applies equally to women too, if not more so. Many get ultra paranoid if you admit to previous gfs.
LeClassics 2 weeks ago
@LeClassics No, but if she did she wouldnt be a whore--a whore for what? Acting on innate urges? I dont think that makes sense. I can fuck as many girls as I want and theres nothing wrong with that--the same is true the other way around but for alot of reasons, some societal, some having to do with how we evolved, women have had to think about sex differently, but now, in 2012, they don't
pawndominance1 2 weeks ago
anna and the worst thing - trolol i just went to heaven :D
kangax 3 weeks ago
Continued. Next morning I woke up frigid cold in the middle of the backyard. Then, I could not for the life of me find the t shirt i wore to the party so all I had on was a wife beater. I can't drink beer still(half a year later) without thinking of vomiting.
Montyfiable 3 weeks ago
First time I got drunk was at a Party in the end of grade 10. In my infinite wisdom and competitive spirit I decided to down the 6 pack off tall boys I brought in one hour.(BTW they were 6%). Then continued to down any alcohol in sight. End up smashing my face when I tried to climb out of trailor when I woke up at midnight. I continued to party, then when me and my buds went to sleep that night I ended up pissing all over our tent because I couldn't open the tent.
Montyfiable 3 weeks ago
@Montyfiable I used to be that way when I was a youth. Not knowing your limit and drinking to fast. I would always end up passed out half naked with a pile of vomit near by. Then I learned how to drink responsibly and have not had to deal with situations like that. Hear is to being young and dumb.
Chaoitcme 3 weeks ago
@Chaoitcme Yeah, I refused to eat that day too because I didn't think I, the invincible teen, could get drunk so I thought not eating would help. Boy was I wrong, I am NOT invincible. I am glad it happened, because I learned my lesson for sure.
Montyfiable 3 weeks ago
Worst spoiler of an evening: I was sharing a house at college, but they were all out and I had a girl back and was getting somewhere - it was going to happen. My room door opens, bang. My best friend storms in, drunk as a skunk, totally naked, leans up against the wall and grunts - sort of 'uuunnggghhhh'. He then spent the whole night with his head in the toilet sobering up while she felt it her duty to care for him. Disaster :o)
Gisburne2000 3 weeks ago
I'd woken up in the middle of the night at someone's house (that someone was not even in the house, he'd gone somewhere with his wife and baby). Desperately wanting to pee, not realising where I was I tried a few doors which led nowhere, and eventually just let it all go in the corner of the room. I was watched by my other friends who were also crashed out on sofas and chairs and who didn't think to stop me. Which they probably should have - unknown to me I was peeing in the baby's crib.
Gisburne2000 3 weeks ago
1 of them about 3 years ago drinking vodka and sprite in a water bottle in the club. Getting so hot I had to lay down for second. I got up tried to leave and blacked-out I fell on a group of people. On my way to my car a fell and stumbled into a couple cars. Last thing I remember was laying the seat back woke up hours later
timoback3000 3 weeks ago
These stories are BOOOORRIINNNGGG!!!!
BuceGar 3 weeks ago
@BuceGar Hey it was on the spot! We'll come back to this topic soon. - John
johniadarola 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
i got drunk a pissed my bed
boring ay, that's cause it actually did happen, most of these stories sound like bullshit
heylookachannel 3 weeks ago 7
@heylookachannel I'm sure quite a few of them have also gotten drunk and wet their bed. :) - John
tytuniversity 3 weeks ago
@heylookachannel I'm pretty pissing ON your friends while you're in the shower and one of them is sitting on the toilet and the other one is just chilling talking might be better than pissing your bed lol
EMdemo 3 weeks ago
Id like to get drunk with ana
JHKH4 3 weeks ago
YoAna is so pretty, if I was her man, I def wouldnt let go get drunk at college parties for good stories unless Iwas there with her, so I hope you plan to invite them both!
krisreckner 3 weeks ago
How are those "the worst thing" stories? Flirting with a bouncer to get in a club or feeling up your gf somewhere? If Anna ended up sleeping with the bouncer, or if you got caught and arrested while feeling up the gf, that might make it a crazy story.
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My story took place in a Korean restaurant's bathroom. Before I detroused to do my business I heard two employees outside the bathroom talking, I opened the door with the most panicked look on my face I could muster and insisted that they both come in to see something. When I had them securely in the bathroom I adeptly yanked down my pants and proceeded to take the loudest, smelliest, most explosive shit of my life right in front of them, never breaking eye contact. It was pretty hilarious.
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you know those Hangover movies? those were based on me
StoneTNo5 3 weeks ago
First time I got drunk with my friends I was trying to get with a girl I liked, she kicked me in the balls when I popped the question and ended up hooking up with my friend.
WizPigTactics 3 weeks ago
@WizPigTactics hahaa
EJ9832 3 weeks ago
my friend threw up in the middle of McDonalds and i was caught stealing drinks so we got kicked out afterwards i supposedly climbed to the top of the McDonalds tower and started taking a piss
P.S. i think i smoked weed that day too while i was drunk
muntasir20 3 weeks ago
Worst thing I ever did was when I was kicked out of a club for generally being too drunk, when I was being escorted out I tripped down the stairs, landed on my chin and chipped my two front teeth. I woke up in A&E the next morning with not a clue what had happened. A year later and some serious dentistry bills and I finally have them back to normal. I still regret it to this day and it makes me cringe when I think about it but it's also taught me a lesson which is not to get that drunk again.
doritos180 3 weeks ago
My worst drunk experience tops all lol.
soukupb 3 weeks ago
- Then later, when my cousins friends dad came to pick us up, i gave up on the stairs (5 steps) and threw up a couple of times. Then i got in the car and we had to stop for me to throw up, and we got home to sleep it off. The next day, we came to pick up our bikes, and we brought flowers for the mother. We had thrown up all over their DVD's, and there were several dark stains everywhere in the house. We then drove 4 miles back on our bikes hungover in disgrace. Apparently i grabbed some boobs.
CasualMaggot 3 weeks ago
@CasualMaggot lol wow how much did u drink
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I don't remember the craziest thing I did when I was drunk.
bamboo4tameshigiri 3 weeks ago
My second time drinking, we were at my cousins friends party with all his classmates. I got a hold on some free booze that tasted like liquorice (Hot&Sweet) and i remember throwing up 5-7 places in the house, while the mother was cleaning up puke from me and my cousin and perhaps a few other people. I sat in the rain outside, completely soaked off of puke and water, and ended up falling asleep on a couch with my cousin next to me, who was also drunk out of his mind and had thrown up 5 times.
CasualMaggot 3 weeks ago
I feel like this video discriminates against stoners.
In Amsterdam after I graduated. I didnt sleep from the friday morning we arrived and it was now Monday. I would estimate that I smoked well over an ounce in all between me and 2 friends. Anyway, went on a boat ride on the last night and got lucky. I was doggying her over the side and we fell in the freezing canal.
She got a little pissed that I insisted on finishing.
ToonFightFan 3 weeks ago
I got really drunk once and I walked up behind a Security Guard and peed on his leg because I thought he was a tree (thats what my friends told me, I couldn't remember anything) the next day I was awoken by my parents which had to bail me out...
PandaK551 3 weeks ago
My worst experience was when i went out on a friday night, and woke up at about 2pm on sunday in a hedge in a park...
I have literally no idea how i got there...and where i was for all of saturday!
rorrt 3 weeks ago
I do not recall my worst drunken experience. But I bet it had something to do with the morning when I woke up with a broken foot not knowing how it happened.
Mattey10101 3 weeks ago
ANA IS LIENG SHE SURLY GOT BENT OVER WITH OVER 2 SECUIRTY GUIRDS ;)
griiko 3 weeks ago
I'm too young, and have a lot of drunken experiences ahead of me..
But, the worst was when I tried Four Lokos for the first time, got shitfaced and all wound up and jumped into my friend's ceiling, cracking my head open. I was so numb I didn't feel it, then freaked out when I felt blood running down my face. Not good..
I spent the next morning with a searing pain in my head and puking.
xxESPx 3 weeks ago
I'm a straight guy and I walked into a room full of guys and said "who wants to take my virginity?"
hamstrdethwagon 3 weeks ago 62
@hamstrdethwagon And... what happened? - John
tytuniversity 3 weeks ago 67
@tytuniversity they all fled, and now all my friends believe me to be a closet gay
hamstrdethwagon 3 weeks ago 2
@hamstrdethwagon No dude, you wouldn't do that!
EJ9832 3 weeks ago
I tend not to drink , so I've only gotten drunk once with some buddies. But when I did we had a fire in wilderness , we stared ripping out entire tree's out of the ground with our drunken strength to feed the fire and I almost fell into it 8 or 9 times.
I ended up puking my guts out so my buddy got the car and headed out of the area we were in (there's a dirt road leading to it) he hit multiple rocks/small boulders on the bottom of his van on the way out.
thefattestape 3 weeks ago
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Turns out the van started leaking oil and had to stop the car on the side of the road, next day I woke up in the back seat of the van covered with my own whiskey smelling puke. A nice guy in the neighbourhood gave my friend a new tire since he punctured one of his on the trip. And in the mean time one of my buddies called his dad to pick us up and take us home.
thefattestape 3 weeks ago
Got drunk, confused washing up liquid with Coke... drank half a glass of it. Tried to get the taste out of my mouth with a towel, started choking on the towel and decided I couldnt use my hands to get the towel out of my mouth and proceeded to slam my face against walls... woke up on the floor after apparently wedgying myself and then vomitted for the next 2 days.
I do not recommend it.
CraigMetalHead 3 weeks ago
John hasn´t even been on tytuniveristy for a month and he has already wayyyyyyyyyyy surpassed my expectations, has a perspective, AND talks to the youtube community.
Keep up the good work John. =)
Auraruth8 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
I once got super-pissed in Russia while staying in Vladivostok. I remember that we were all super depressed and decided to have a little sing along with the Russians , and well , something interesting which I do not remember happened next. I'm sure it was all nice though. At the time we were ferrying equipment between caucasus and kamchatka, and our UAZ got inexplicably damaged during this "adventure" , someone must have hit it with bare fists, Ahhh - those Russians.
jacmar44 3 weeks ago
I made out with my friend in front of her boyfriend. While I was half-naked. And I'm a straight female.
TheBookEscape 3 weeks ago
HEEEEY , i'm the bouncer bitch
Youssefk6 3 weeks ago
Blacked out in Cancun, can't remember what happened D:
ArchArturo 3 weeks ago
I got drunk and end up sleeping with some random slut(standard), then I somehow ended up at McD's( also pretty standard) after eating my big mac and drinking my coke, I came up with the brilliant idea of taking a piss on Ronald Mcdonald's head... after that I went to a club drank some more and woke up next to a homeless dog with my cell phone missing... A typical night in Bulgaria =D
Shonki91 3 weeks ago
I'm not impressed with John. Seems like a typical white boy with limited wit and trite opinions.
Go to Eastern Europe kids, you'll drink more than you ever thought possible. Just two nights ago I crushed two bottles of rum, my tolerance has skyrocketed since I moved here.
Worst thing I've done? I believe blacking out for the one and only time of my life, attempting to fight my friend. Losing 2 hours where I was dancing in a dive bar/club, and smashing several car mirrors on the walk home.
youngbuck189 3 weeks ago
chugged a about 2/3-ish of a 26 of Bacardi 151 on New Years. Sorta pleaded the other kind of fifth. Projectile vomit ensued.
MrShyguy0 3 weeks ago
...got so drunk before a black sabbath concert I fell asleep seven rows from the biggest bank of speakers I have ever seen and did not wake up until the encore...
arcturusascending 3 weeks ago
Going back to college so I can see Ana at a party. Done.
osaka35 3 weeks ago
@osaka35 Coming to a SoCal campus near you, very soon :) - John
johniadarola 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
I volunteer to become a security guard so that John will kiss me
caitlin142 3 weeks ago
Well this wasn't me per se, but a group of my friends went to a Granite City restaurant and started drinking. After a few we got told to leave early,so we drunkenly walked a half a mile thou the snow to a TGIFs. We got cut off almost immediately, and then got kicked out. We then went to an Old Chicago where my buddy almost puked in the arcade and went into the girls bathroom. BTW this story was remembered collaboratively since none of my friends remembered everything that happened that night.
colombiano822 3 weeks ago
I love the hi 5 soundbite!
ejp93 3 weeks ago
Anas worst drunken experience is kissing a guy on the cheek? Wow, that is hilariously lame. ha
nett103 3 weeks ago
I love the TYT, but every one of the crew is so lame. That was your worse drunken experience? If I were you, I wouldn’t have even brought it up, because it’s not an interesting story. To give a brief summery; Ana got drunk & flirted with an unattractive guy...... As if every woman out there hasn’t done that at least once!
GENERALJOHNNYREBEL 3 weeks ago
To much upity smart people. BRING BACK JAYJAR. YA HEAR ME
kingstund101 3 weeks ago
Oh, don't make promises Ana won't keep there, buddy ;D
aaronpolitical 3 weeks ago
Whats with all the John hate? I've been enjoying his commentary a lot.
ChrisIsTehBoreds 3 weeks ago
First of all, TYTU became sooo boring after Jayar stopped hosting. I'm sure new guy is a nice person but he is BORİNG.
Second, I don't say things like this easily, but Ana and the new guy are definitely flirting with each other.
rasnac 3 weeks ago
John, I love that shirt. Do you know where you bought it?
2edsajdmsa 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
this didnt happen to me but to a friend. one night he was partying and while using the beer bong some people poured liquor shots into it. he blacked out, got written on with sharpies and woke up in the next town over with no shirt or shoes. in a panic he woke up and just started running. he ran all the way home.
FORCEtheFUNK285 3 weeks ago
I peed in a hedge and it went straight through onto some girls, and then when I got home I threw up in the bath. The next day the drain backed up all over my dads feet...
It was bad because I felt bad afterwards, not because the actual night was bad I suppose.
TheBoysStuff 3 weeks ago
Ana is suck a liar.
kirtooroohet 3 weeks ago
Ana's worst drunken experience resulted in her waking up with three guys in the same bed. Just kidding! Please don't stalk me, Ana.
underdescribed 3 weeks ago
I woke up the next morning and our friend who was gonna get married was gone. We went on this big adventure in Vegas to find him and we encountered a tiger, Mike Tyson, my friend lost his tooth... it was weird.
underdescribed 3 weeks ago
I got drunk the next morning i woke upp whit an lawn mower in my bed.
MrPugthor 3 weeks ago
One of my qust durnken expereiences sihappeming right noaew
Nemesis000000 3 weeks ago
John and Ana probably already hooked up.
justmejaytee 3 weeks ago 4
can I tell my friend's story? He woke up in a lawn chair in some random person's yard with no idea how he got there, when the lady found him she felt so bad for him that she let him shower, fed him and made sure he knew how to get home (that's italians for you!)
CrystalEye736 3 weeks ago
I went to Tijuana and was looking for some joints. I ended up getting caught in a sting and thrown in jail for buying pot from a cop in TIJUANA!!!
PS I was 16
plusmin09 3 weeks ago
I blacked out friday night. The beach gets really cold this time of year... haha
DemonicCollusion 3 weeks ago
Ana is such wifey material its unbelievable.
UcheKO 3 weeks ago
"HI FIVE!" gotta love that soundboard
rohannesburg 3 weeks ago
i once hit on my neighbor in front of her husband while drunk and he offered to let me join in a threesome.
froggymicwop 3 weeks ago
The way they converse makes it sound so much like ths is a date.
Shadowclock315 3 weeks ago
Ana just wanted to learn more about John by asking this question.
road2stamfordbridge 3 weeks ago
I was served moonshine without my knowledge, blacked out, came to my senses 4-5 in the morning in a different city (small town) several miles away from the city i live in.
helleland 3 weeks ago 25
@helleland Sounds like Hangover 3 - rural edition. - John
tytuniversity 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos 51
@helleland Well at least you still have your kidneys. Wait... you still have your kidneys, right?
I'd be freaked the hell out if I landed in a place without knowing how I got there! D= Especially since I don't drink alcohol.
Yamikaiba123 3 weeks ago
Worst: Don't remember.
CrazyGrin 3 weeks ago
I got drunk and cheated on my girlfriend with her identical twin sister on their 21st birthday.
benjiboy111111 3 weeks ago 18
@benjiboy111111 It would have been priceless if you got caught and explained yourself by claiming you got them mixed up.
KAAllitt 3 weeks ago
@benjiboy111111 win
BlintVidz 3 weeks ago
@benjiboy111111 Is that kind of... less egregious than hooking up with a non twin? You could always claim you were duped. - John
tytuniversity 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos 16
@tytuniversity John is that you in the video pic with the Margarita??
jrpone 3 weeks ago 5
@jrpone Yup. And it was delicious. - John
tytuniversity 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos 6
@benjiboy111111 that sounds like bullshit to me
heylookachannel 3 weeks ago
getting caught cheating with my gf's good friend. i thought she was passed out from alcohol in a bedroom. boy was i wrong... drama time
ripcitiboi 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from tytuniversity
yeah john rocks... you can keep him.
komanoise 3 weeks ago 4
Wait, does Ana show more cleavage ever since John came on?!
Sunlives 3 weeks ago
almost dying of alcohol poisoning is probably my worst drunk story
zepps88 3 weeks ago
I like this new guy!!
kuunami 3 weeks ago
High 5, Very Nice, My name is a Borat! They need to use more Borat soundbites
Nejitheultimate 3 weeks ago
John is a lame-o
zepps88 3 weeks ago
the ana/john date is lame. bring back jayar.
fort4nigma 3 weeks ago
Am I the only adult who doesn't get drunk or drink at all? Probably.
TymesRhymes 3 weeks ago
@TymesRhymes I rarely Drink, for some reason I don't like the taste of Alcohol, it might be that my parents never drank either, I only drink when Im with friends and its usually one beer. God beer is disgusting, uhhh...
jrpone 3 weeks ago 2
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Nope.
Amsah 3 weeks ago
Dang man, Ana's a badass.
20killers 3 weeks ago
got drunk in a club and finger blasted this girl in the middle of the dance floor
MrReaganomics1 3 weeks ago
How are hangovers your worst drunken experience? You feel like crap in the morning, but it is not embarrassing at all. If anything embarrassing happened would be before the hangover. If you are a guy and say hangover is your worst drunk experience you need to get out more and if your a girl who says a hangover is your worst experience you are lying.
Everybody has had a bad hangover especially in high school when you get used to binge drinking. WHO CARES
Stamps600 3 weeks ago
@kendra4774 maybe because Cenk is a lot older... Plus she has a boyfriend. Not every person wants to bang each other. So annoying.
purplebuddietia 3 weeks ago
Ya you TYT ppl are amateurs with your stories. I was on a cruise and for some reason within an hour I drank like 4 goblets of AMF. Luckily my friends got me to our rooms bathroom where I puked in the toilet, then woke up the next morning with a nasty hangover after sleeping in the bathroom halfway in the shower.
mathmexican4234 3 weeks ago
Never been drunk. I've only had 2 beers max in one sitting, I did get to sing Billy Joel with a group of drunk people though. I also paranoidinly ate a banana when my suitemate my freshman year made everclear jello shots for his b-day...thought they were vodka, until I took my first shot.
jgangstahippie 3 weeks ago
That dude need to stop flirting with my woman!!!! And Ana should behave herself or us male viewers would have no choice but to spank her!!!
Sony881994 3 weeks ago 3
@Sony881994 It's totally getting ridiculous. especially Ana. she is so flirting with him, it's ridiculous.
johnc0008 3 weeks ago
Every time John says UConn, I keep thinking he means Yukon (Canada)...
budster91 3 weeks ago 4
GET A ROOM!!
edtronic 3 weeks ago
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Got hammered at my birthday party. All of my friends watched as I was hugging the toilet for dear life. Worst part is that while I was on the verge of blacking out, one of my friends told my to drink some water. Apparently I grabbed a cup, dipped it in the toilet and drank the water. Then I screamed, THERE I QUENCHED MY DRUNKEN THIRST!!!
I thought my friends were joking when they told me.....then I saw the pics on Facebook.......
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poestasis7 3 weeks ago
Two weeks ago I got really drunk with my dorm mates and all of a sudden my roommate's girlfriend starts slapping me for no reason. After I woke up she said sorry but its made me feel really awkward around her ever since.
34601k 3 weeks ago
Mine is paying random people $50 each to see if they could knock me out.. Latter, sitting at the pub & ordering another dink while being on fire (no real memory of it, but that's what they told me the following night at the same pub when I asked why my clothes were burnt up). Then having no recollection of driving myself home... Not proud of my years of extreme alcohol abuse.
ubersteigen 3 weeks ago
If you watch the video with the sound off you can see just how much they want to bang each other. Especially Ana between 0:18-0:45. She never stared at Cenk that way!!!
Kendra4774 3 weeks ago
ana drunk? hot
flywithmeamerica 3 weeks ago
Just have sex already
Kendra4774 3 weeks ago 9
High Five!
stride7860 3 weeks ago
didn't someone on the past video say that john was homosexual? i actually believed them fail
ILockItDown 3 weeks ago