Eddie Griffin - You Tell 'em I said it (2011) Part 1

[BloodBeast14]

He banished that bitch to forein lands.

[derek10able]

Hilarious



[IzunaSmashVII]

Roflmao!!!!!!

[HellsQuookie]

Dear lord, that opening....

[BloodMoonDream1]

Im sitting at home like, 'Da brotha's a pimp!'.

[eRRoRcoRRectoRR]

OH he looks like P.DIDDY !!!!

[Cw311z]

Which category I fit in?

Black Folks: Mostly. That's how I feels every day, I just don't want to be bothered.

Old Negreos: No Fucking Way!

African-Americans: I Wish.

Niggas: ???

So I say Regular Black Folks FTW.

[TheSoulmantp2]

This is classic comedy with new material. I'm black but the only reason why I found it funny is that it's comedy. Nothing of what was said is to be taken out of context. We all agree the world has EVOLVED from the pain and suffering and slavery, endured by ALL races 30, 40, 50, 100 years ago. But comedy is comedy. REEEEEEEEELAX people before u die of in uncontrollable laughter. Hahahhaaha

[mrA991s]

LIKE COMEDY HAAAAAAAA XD

[DIOCULA]

'cking monkeys

[klesstwo]

his voice is... WOW

[shannonpiccolo1]

hands down to the postee

[1301mrfrank]

the best

[beauso81]

eddie tooooo funny.........

[Pmlth]

/watch?v=_STvwa-0F0c Its Eddie Griffin high this niqqa funny as hell

[8HDebra529]

nevermind

[sacrifice194]

I want to see him start in another movie :(

[Acerumey]

he should be cloned for he can live forever

[cariboueater]

" you like comedy?.nahahahaha"

[AlexTehGr8]

Replace this guy with a white guy, and it'll be all over the news.

[AlexTehGr8]

But it's not racist if it's a black guy saying it. lol jk this nigger racist

[LeonPhelpss]

@AlexTehGr8 dbl standrd we live in

[v1Sara417]

MORE? PLZ

[OUWATZAHLE08]

HEHEHE CLINTON WIFE OUT OF COUNTREY JOB HEHEHE EPIC PART

[Xardrion]

Acting gangster is soooo lame, grow up ppl.

[007mano1]

@Xardrion its not like anyone forced you to watch this...so why don't you grow up yourself

[iHyfa]

He gave her a job, dat's pimp-in xD

[trapiz0305]

I know him and dave chappelle have semi diff types a comedy but this should.motivate dave to put something hella funny out

[YourResource2]

Have you seen me?

[iice123]

Eddie Griffith is one of the funniest comedians out there

[N7Jemima418]

lol

[THGsyndromet]

love him!

too much voice from the crowd ...

[KevinDobbie]

Sup Michelle you like comedy? fantastic stuff

[dudemannips]

yeah nigga u bad ass lol

[MingrelianLaz1]

I am whitanise and i love Eddie!

[kombay100]

white fk u r son black fk ur wife lo0o0o0o0o0o0o

[findmrbivins]

take yo punk ass back to TEXAS! U BITCH

[Obiwankenobistarfish]

for some reason every black comedian has ripped off richard pryor, and are not funny because of it.

[jasonrdiazjr]

I'm waiting for Obama to fxck up! Lmfao

[PdubzCrew]

They'll be posing LOL....imagine kids posing on the milk cartons.

[carlasow]

u r funny u keep my lol

[tharodsta]

if black kids on a milk carton theyd be posing lol

[rockrulz12321]

Your mummas so stupid she tried to play got ur nose with voldamort :)

[shawolst]

Keep talking

[Mcwolf666999]

@shawolstshut d fuck up cracka

[DigitalCyborg00]

hurry up and get yo shit out my house

[shawolst]

But then again they have faced unjust prosicution for 100's of years

[shawolst]

I know they do

[jackvincent90]

what is the difference between a honkey, craker and whaite guy?

[shawolst]

Yea fuck you to :)

[shawolst]

I am sick of these black comedians thinking they had it so hard as a child I am white and I grew up in black neiborhoods and white neighborhoods and there was no difference ok so dont think the world owes you somthing

[mas6o0ol100]

@shawolst fuck you =)

[jackvincent90]

@shawolst jews act the same

[Caveman1006]

@shawolst sincerely shut the hell up.

[RellyOhBoy]

Hold up.....Is this shit edited? There are a few lines missing

[JoinTheTakeOver]

Eddie Griffin is the best

[DeathMetalEmoGuy]

I don't find nigger comedy even remotely funny. This was no exception

[SkateFootagePro]

@DeathMetalEmoGuy I think Dave Chappelle, chris rock and eddie murphy are quite goood

[reckler96]

@DeathMetalEmoGuy please don't use the word "nigger" you're offending me and my bro's on this one .....

[TheMatrixdestroyer]

this mofo got make up on his eyes WTF!!

[CREATIVESLICK]

dope!

[Mattraction513]

That part about not leaving the block real shit lol

[kyotodreamer]

@Mattraction513

i gonna fuck you up ;D

[AfricanNaziJew]

he gave a 'smokin' performance right here!!

[AfricanNaziJew]

tj

[abdaaa1]

he uses 2 many old jokes :/

[Ulicus]

I miss smoking indoors.

Fucking UK. *grumble*

[stghazi]

Hey this question is for black people I was just wondering are you guys cool with brown people bcs i have major respect for u people.

[AskariWaryaa]

@stghazi Black people are brown people.

[stghazi]

@AskariWaryaa

I thought we were always in the middle but okay

[smile2keepup]

this was fucking awesome, i love it, laugh so hard i almost fell of my fucking bed.

[DJPANDATONY]

Comedy is comedy, stop analyzing and just have a laugh, mate. *cracks open a beer*

[silver2zilver]

Sucked. I'm really into black type of comedy too.

The cigarette was absolutely disgusting and disrespectful as well. First stand up I've disliked, solely because of that cigarette.

Fuck this guy.

[kino7025]

Fukkin NIGGER! This shyt iz the year 2000 and FUKKIN ELEVEN! Listen to you, GANGSTER and PROHIBITION thinkin' wannabe COWBOY lasso tossin ass FAGGOTS! Get the fukk over yourself. . . . PLEEZ! Quit MUFFDIVIN' yo mama DOOKIE SHOOT cuz it aint shyt but BOO BOO slippin off yo tongue wit yo SILLY RABBIT, ASS is for FAGZ lookin asssssss. . .lololol And 2 the asshole wonderin' if BARACK iz contemplating HOMICIDE becuz of a JOKE, get this: Itz just comedy, you SLAPDICK mutha trucker! lololol

[bolaji321]

@kino7025 Fucking redneck cracker

[kino7025]

Yea, muhfukkaz THANK itz SWEET. . . Fukk 45. . . . I got theze FIREBALLZ 4 for the back of yo THROAT in this bytch!

[saladbrain]

American humour = not in the least bit funny. What utter garbage.

[JetScreamerJr]

@saladbrain What the hell are you doing here then?

[r4ttu5]

this kind of comedy is enforced segregation that I'd thought black people had tried to avoid.

and by the way, I'm not your brother....

[InterracialLoveX]

Funny guy

[babaz7]

fucking nigger

[RepharaseJC]

Too FUNNY ! Damn it man !

[wwefanman1000]

i wonder wut would barack obama say if he hear eddie say dat

[simonsez0800]

white church fuck your son, black church fuck your wife lol

[e35554r]

WHITE RACE done destroyd evething ON EARTH, he telling the truth

[duke12omg]

you ole' bitch ass nigga il be the bitch today i'd rather fight both of yall then take 1 ass whoopin from her.... LMAO

[lynggren]

jup, white too, and I didnt go free either...

[ksigaming]

'What's happenin' Michelle, you like comedy?' lmao

[wildchild1314]

HURRY UP AND GET YO SHIT OUT MY HOUSE...TAKE YO PUNK ASS BACK TO TEXAS!!

[smartsafetyservices]

omg my hubby show me this,craxy funy!i like enjoy this i look all of them!

[Kaney]

Wayne brady @ 06:53

[matthew97677]

eddie griffin my nigga funny ass hell

[GnosticAtheist]

A friend of me (dont ask) said this guy is the reason he stopped being a racist. 

[EndofDays213]

This foo opens up with the act saying " I wanna fuck Michele Obama" crazy lol.

[99NARK]

Was Michelle really in the audience?

[JetScreamerJr]

@99NARK Don't be ridiculous! Of course she wasn't!

[MrDuffy81]

RACIST. That bit about the white church and black church. But ya know, chris rock said it best in his BRING THE PAIN routine: "Who's more racist; black people or white people? BLACK PEOPLE, Cuz we hate niggers too!"

[chrislovesmckayla1]

imma fuck u up

[Angela0531]

I'm not a big fan of his but this stand up had me dying laughing.

[xdirtydenise]

funny 

[okeykkey]

hahaha LOL Crazy Ass motherfuckr..

[TurkishMujahid]

Dear Africans in America .. You are NOT " African Americans " ...

You are either Africans living in america .. pls don't give up your beautiful culture that is one of the oldest in the world to swap it with the american gangsta hip hop culture that has been put on you .. The first muslim ever to say the call of prayer was a BLACK man called bilal , we freed black slaves 1400 years ago , you are still in captivity by your americans friends untill they pay you compensation for 400 years of terror

[TurkishMujahid]

@TurkishMujahid but hell this shit is funny ...

[LeonPhelpss]

@TurkishMujahid africans sold slaves to europeans they can kiss my ass coming over here giving u th same looks as a bigot, im black sir not aa.

[arron7980]

this is the first 1st lady that is fuckable

[bboytornado]

eddie griffin looks like pac abit.. dont you think?

[kmk420stonerr]

@bboytornado yea dude..people confuse him for pac all the time its crazy

[GamerAndStuff]

What you people seem to think is "these people don't beat their kids and their kids misbehave - therefore the only way to have good kids is to beat them" You should understand that if you read books on parenting and child psychology you'll do a better job that if you go with your gut. And if you aim to be a good parent and give your kid a good life instead of just paying what you got forward, maybe you should try to be open to reason about it.

[ksigaming]

@GamerAndStuff Not necessarily. And I'm not trying to cause an argument, I can't stand people that do that on youtube, the shit it petty and pointless. But it's not called 'beating' it's called discipline, there is a difference. And you don't have to agree with me or the concept behind it but that's how some people live.

[kingmexico1]

Am I the only one that doesn't find this funny?? -_-

[rkstr4ever]

@kingmexico1 yes u r

[SimonIntense]

Barbra Bush looks like Alister Crowley....thats worse than George Washington!! Lol!

[lebron23213]

@hightechjunkieva u must be from the south to be talkin like that

[ThaPython04]

this man is a genious

[ColinByrdTV]

@ThaPython04 Yes, he is, but you're not; you can't even spell 'genius.' LOL. JK.

[ThaPython04]

@ColinByrdTV diddnt mean to spell it that way my bad

[XDP92]

when do this come back on tv

[hightechjunkieva]

Oh and by the Michelle Obama is hideous. She has the grill of a Chrysler 300, the ass of a hippo and her chest is so small it's inverted...lol.

[hightechjunkieva]

That's alright. Obama can enjoy his time in the WHITE house because come November he'll back back in the projects of Chicago promising people everything and then delivering nothing. I just hope the WhiteHouse custodial staff can wash off all of that afro-sheen and relaxer they'll leave behind...lol.

[MrDookieBootie]

@hightechjunkieva Yes because this is the first President to ever promise something and not come through. The next President will do everything they promise, right?

[TheAbruptChin]

This old man is a racist. PERIOD

[MrDookieBootie]

@TheAbruptChin Did you watch this vid? Where's the old man and where's racism? Oh my he said nigger. So does Louis C.K. Both are funny.

[LovableBeats]

Thumbs up if you spotted the marijuana poster ;;)

[colio07]

How do I take off this dumb ass "Click here Brother" bubble?

[Remdon4x4]

hahahahaha il be the bitch to day

[abdoool6364]

whats happenin Michelle .. U like comedy ?? nyahahahahahaa

[ScofieldJigsaw24]

well obama disliked this 39 different times on 39 different accounts ;)

[dayax11]

michelle obama is the only fuckeble first lady.

[insertclevernickname]

Love how a whole race of people who's biggest complaint is slavery that happened before they were born, consider being a pimp(modern day slaver) the highest calling, well, not funny at all..

[GhettoStarr23]

@insertclevernickname its before i was born but ya cracka laws are still in place.

[insertclevernickname]

@GhettoStarr23 Ya whites catch those cases too. You want freedom and change? Vote Ron Paul, he'll release every non violent drug offender in prison, and let states make their own drug laws. That means the unfair laws throwing black in jail faster than whites will be GONE FOR GOOD. Register in a primary, this man is great. Just like MLK he believes a man should be judged by the content of hist character, nothing else.

[GhettoStarr23]

@insertclevernickname Ok so we agree on something, I also like Ron Paul. This still will not change until we as a race of Earthlings set aside our differences. Get rid of private corporations, that corner the market on existence. The melaninated being is the Caucasoid's worst nightmare, fearing that one day that they will rise and realize that they are Gods. With the ability to create their own reality. So this is why the Caucasoid is so determined to dumb their society down.Starseed DNA.Si-B

[NeverAloneForever]

@insertclevernickname Pimps have been around forever. Also, it ain't slavery itself, it's also the aftermath. Slavery is used as a conveniant excuse. The aftermath left them with some things (places, identity, culture etc.). For better or for worse.

[insertclevernickname]

@NeverAloneForever First off when I was sixteen my 17 year old gf got "pimped out" one wekend, she wasnt allowed to leave, they took her all across Canada and the US to suck old mens dicks against her will, sold her like a piece of meat. Fuck pimps, If your forcing a women, especially a underage girl to fuck for money, by hook or by crook you deserve life in a hole, death for pimping children. And it IS by textbook definition slavery, look it up.

[NeverAloneForever]

@insertclevernickname I knew my comment had to be taken out of context when I saw your's. I was saying that the complaint of racial slavery isn't just about the simple fact itself. I did not say that Pimps were not slave drivers. They are. Sorry about your gf. Bye.

[789654mike]

hey this dude is funny



[powersmalik]

39 people mom said IMA FUCK YOU UP

[BxLaGre]

"she look like she jumped off the dollar bill" <----- KILLLLLL lls

[olihill101]

Jesus on a crack horse I hate those speech bubbles. Click under the video to turn those fuckers off.

[UniqueKalOnline]

whats the songs name at the beginning?

[Devon187]

hes ok i feel like hes for stupid people lol

[woahwoahbitch]

LMAOOOOOO i love him

[XxCheytacSnipesXx]

Eddie funny as hell lol

[MegaAisha93]

i will fuck u up! lol funny shit

[sammallory79]

I was laughing till he started making fun of missing white kids on milk cartons. Fuck this "Nigga". Also all of his comedy is based on blatant lies with a stupid voice.

[TheHeroInDisguise]

@sammallory79 Byebye, we won't miss you.

[HiranEdge]

@sammallory79 . . . . don't hate

[realdeal119]

@sammallory79 what lies is his comedy based on?Please tell me.

[sammallory79]

@realdeal119 wow really? Well I am pretty sure Obama did not say any of that shit to Bush. All the stereotypical shot about Hillary is not true. That is just in this 15 min clip. I am just going mainly at the IQ of the demograph this is aimed at not at the comic himself. Trust me I think Eddie is funny just not here.

[lilzack24]

I love the white guy talk walk loooooooooooooooooooooooooool

[tomauku54]

i dont think Hilary like dick 

[kdfadaway]

this my favorite fucking comedian eddie griffin is the fucking man

[samiiracbr]

Great way to start ' I WANNA FUCK MICHELLE OBAMA' I love Eddie Grifin=)

[TuTu99o]

i<3 eddie

[corporatechamp2433]

fuck that put that swang set outside that winda lmfao. That is some hood shit

[devoncooper1000]

best business man in the world@ feed the entrepreneurs

[eaglebound1]

@JetScreamerJr The champagne is Veuve Clicquot

[jahrohem]

eddie is the best there is and that all i have to say

[KhaizerReigns]

OBAMA GOT A JOB, HE GAVE HER A JOB...THATS PIMPIN!

[sharlynmerat1]

"HAVE YOU SEEN ME" lmao!

[xjamaicanxdollx]

OMG "You understand me?" The famous line, never fails ;) LOVE HIM.

[JetScreamerJr]

does anybody know the name of the champagne he said he was drinking? he made me want some!

[badlucky666]

she looks like the mama of what?