I made a healthy breakfast...

[Fudgeflinger]

"YOU FUCKING WHORE" Goes back to bacon. Lol

[bloodredeyes666]

Look at that filthy whore look on that slut-cat's face. It's just dying for more spiky cat-cock. FUCKING WHORE.

[Torbyz]

Bacon! <3 :') the best thing ever!

[naughtyboymessiah]

lol @ pactically vegan recipe....good god. this is what happens when someone doesn't know the difference between scrambling and puifying.....lol the stupidity of my fellow human beings never ceases to amaze and amuse me! lol

[Baconishealthy]

everything this guy is saying is 100% true

[Jifcrunch79]

being a vegan my stomach is churning watching this lol but it's funny

[XxPnuemaxX]

how does one fail at scrambled eggs so hard?

[Newbpwng]

ugh the eggs look disgusting

[KnowMe501]

lol i laughed especially at the end...im definatly going to start blending my food.,...taste better

[TonkatrainHONKHONK]

I always cook my eggs like this after see this XP

[curlytop3001]

Dude, you are amazing. next time I make scrambled eggs, I'm putting them in the blender. Awesome!

[funnyboy040992]

LOL sneaky cat is a whore

[Newbpwng]

stinky

[sonnycat20]

Holy Heart Attack.  1:50-3:15 is way gross.

[paltonas11]

You said bacon was vegetarian, because of you 10 years of no meat have gone away. :( wow wobblebottom

[chloemcb]

I am hoping you are joking just like he was.

[skulltag]

lol wow

[TheKarlnator]

Bacon deficiency. Ha!

[JennaLeighhh]

haha your scrambled eggs.

[dman26serj]

lol stinky cat is a whore

[Commandaunt]

lol i love ur food vids XD

[dstrbddiva03]

more better than a carrot. oh god. the amount of lulz.

[sssaaammmT]

your a badass man

[hockeypimp1]

is it even legal to feed that to people?

[kittenyrouge]

u called your kitty a fucking whore =(

[BethGiroux]

Your dog is amazingly adorable. That egg soup looked pretty.. Tasty. Love your work, keep on tubing.

[darkwings844]

CUTE CAT O_O

[PlaceboTree]

just throwing this out there, next time put a little but of milk in when you blend your eggs, trust me you'll like em better that way.

[MC1ef]

anon

[EnGulligGummiAnka]

poor cat O.O anyways,bacon is the greatest vegetable in the world xD

[CloudXHibari]

lol...i never seen anyone blend their eggs before xD

[ChopChopSuey]

putting eggs on top of grease,sounds extremely unhealthy.

[PlaceboTree]

You kidding me that's the only way to cook em. Cook up a whole pack of bacon and then cook the egg in them!

[brandonklogan]

I'm gonna have to remember not to watch your videos at 1:30am. I had trouble not waking my roommate with laughter at your song about bacon being the greatest vegetable in the world.

[viedoguy101]

lol nice eggs

[Nuse17]

Ohhh now I get it.... sarcasm right??

:D

[Nuse17]

Bacon isn't healthy, forget about bacon GREASE! LOL this isn't healthy ! the only healthy ingredient to this breakfast meal is the eggs..

[Suhvanir]

LOL your poor animals xD

" fuckin whoree! "

and then whatever you were doing to your dog at the end.. xD

[Nattycat13]

LMFAO i yell at my cat like that too, but that's because she's a bitch who hates everyone.

and that food lmfaooo! "bacon is the greatest vegetable in the world" you're the best.

[crystal6790]

will you marry me?

[xrebecca08]

those eggs look delicious

[kylaa7]

thats the cutest dog,

evurrrr!

hahaha stinky cat is a whore. she got pregnant. she got knocked up. fukiin whore.

AHAHA DUUDE I LOVE YOU!

[magicmissile2000]

stinky cat is a whore. shes pregnant again you fuckin whore

[azzianazzian]

ok why the fuck u yelled at your cat rofl like she/he is worse than the dog?

[burnedpencil]

You've got a cute dog!

[Y2JeffHardy1993]

liquid eggs

[FRMmega]

eggs juice!

[JakeTF2]

you make scrambled eggs with a blender?

[ammaretto]

ok,,you guys were high when you made this..am i right?

moxy is Frikkin adorable! & please tell me you got that cat fixed!

[Deathnoteisinusall]

dont yell at ur cat...

ok i love cats soooo sry

[maximus9401]

i think i threw up a little....

[mapleleafsrock13]

jack blacks second coming?

[Adams116]

Best friggin videos Ive seen on the tube come from your channel

[squidwombat]

totally agree

[arielr1245]

..mexican tortillas..?.. hahaha

i love BACON!!!!

[beckskies]

science always makes cooking better :) lol

[QableContNt]

Bacon Deficiency is a very serious issue!

[penmonkey5]

Lol that poor dog at the end was scared shitless

[grannypanties1234]

you fuckin whore!

[beefy666]

Damn, that looks delicious!

[xinthescene]

mmmm.

a heart attack for breakfast.

[rezsk8er]

hahahahaha

[TancerFang]

Bacon rules, finally you don't post some bullshit breakfast more like gafast amirite?

Ode to the bacon, bitches.

[Aimy58]

You're cat is a whore XD

[Jojess1010]

omg i loved it ! you fucking whore!

[korihughes]

ahahaha

[BlueUltraViolet]

Lol, I love your cat!!!

[BobSaggot666]

lololololol those eggs were pretty intense

[TheMojoTribe]

lol im a vegan me+this video= Epic fail lol bacon defisionsy

[Vorzem]

Deficiency, dumb vegan.

Lol'd at the video. <3

[TheMojoTribe]

Defuckyou dumb fuck u got lol'd

[Vorzem]

Wait.. what?

[ajw51291]

omg you're an idiot people get heart attacks from simply eating too much...of anything okay?? god read a magazine once in a while

[Wotenkeld]

Mmmmmm greasy...

[LinkinParkFan1246]

Take note of how skittish the dog is, thats sick :S

[deathfive]

take note that you listen to linkin park, thats sick.

[ErinShadows]

YOU FUCKIN WHORE

[AmberLeighJellyTea]

Yur sooo mean 2 yur dog!!

Nice blended eggs there love (Y)

Good video (Y)

xx

x

[catpureil]

lmfao ur the man. A typical 1 :p

Could u make a vid of a bacon pancake? im interested.. blend bacon then fry it.

Ur cat is such a whore.

[Danime333]

Hahaha, laughed pretty hard throughout this whole thing

I do believe you're a male version of me

[beaniepoper]

ur the man, but u should be nicer to ur dog

[bekahhatesbreakfast]

moxy crimefighter!!! awh, i love penn <3

[DeepGlue555]

no thanks i ll eat my tofu human armed flavored Tofu/ yeha

[Cliffle]

Blending the eggs..

BRILLIANT!

[teddy666999]

you remind me of jack black

[leelynnxoxo]

lmfao

[baraku5]

omg, this dude is so fkin funny...

Bacon is the best vegetable in the world, more better than a carrot

Lmao

[LauraGrahamOh7]

I like your cat :)

i knocked it up

3h3h3h3

[cwboat1]

THATS SOOOO AWESOME!!!!!

[SaltyMilkandCoins]

LOL 10,000th view!! woot

[pizza413]

this is a MAN'S breakfast!

[Aleu]

Oh my god you remind me of my ex, he said the same thing about his pregnant cat hahahahha omg!

I subscribed to you by the way yay.

PS watch out for that bacon though, I dont want you to get diabetes

[reivenne]

Tell me your secrets Moxi Crimefighter! Woo woo woooowoooo!

Ok.... I actually had to stand up and go to the bathroom because I thouht I was literally going to wet myself. So thanks for that.

[SaltyMilkandCoins]

stinky cat is a whore shes pregnant

you got knocked up didnt you stinky cat

you fucking whore

I LOLD SO HARD

[daguri2]

You really should spay your cat. There are already enough unwanted cats in the world today.

[misoctober]

;D ha ha ha

u fuckin whore ;D lol

[echoesofury]

Your animals are adorable.

You can keep the eggs.

[wonderlandxx931]

dnt tell ur cat that! idiot ur a fucking whore how about that

[JesusLovesAllKids]

this comment made me watch this video. oooh myyy god

[AoCranger]

your an idiot wonderland go fuck yourself

whore

[CtrlAltDECIMATE]

yummy

[AD1255]

awh WHORE kitty hah cute

[xridex]

How much bacon you got there!?!?

[AshtonsAngel]

3  pounds aparently lool

[Byons]

LMAO poor whore kitty

[ItsChocolateChip]

hahahahahah "Bacon is the greatest vegetable in the world..."

[Rizrsniper]

Poor cat!

[Rizrsniper]

Just kidding.

[bowmanfromthepast]

lol u got knocked up

[cjman55]

best breakfast ever

[Sivuras]

Fuck yes.

Bacon. <3

[nathanam123]

Wow this vegan meal you made reminds me of my recent vegan food idea, Its a bratwurst wrapped in hamburger and then wrapped in none other than BACON, cooked then dipped in corndog batter, fried, put on a stick and then using a syringe inject cheddar cheese into the center of the "deep fried bratdaog". And yes its Copy-written.

[Damagedone88]

put your eggs i the blender haha

[TWINTURBOSky]

Fuck those eggs look good.

[killgore09]

LOL stinky cat, YOU FUCKING WHORE.lOL

[mawrocki]

you don't want to mix your eggs too well, because they tend to become cakey and cakey bad.

[ruiner0]

lol god your great, "your a whore!"

love that

and nice idea of the eggs in the blender

:D

[6bobman6]

lol 2:20 thats gonna be hard to clean XD

[mooseface13]

HAHA "Bacon deficiency" Great stuff

[LdonovanG]

Why did you name your dog after one of Penn Gillette's kids?

[eight6sevenfive3oh9]

You could teach a thing or three to one Paula Deen.

[skitzofreniya]

Oh god. Scrambled eggs and lots of bacon. That'll definitely be a meal for me on my camping trip.

You make me laugh. :D Bacon for the win!!

[ttimify]

XXXXDDDDD!

[ttimify]

ummm ok

[MrBrand0n]

Funny video; I like how you talk to your cat. haha

[sagelights]

you need a blendtec for your eggs. :D

[freakishweirdo]

wow your really cool and funny and its deffinately vegan lol the reply for the wigga girl was funny to lol. your so mean to your whore of a cat!! your dog is so cute, its tiny i would ask if i could put it in a sandwhich but sadly i'm veggie:(

[mtbarbuto]

Wtf?! xD

[vanisher911]

mmmmm, how healthy, haha, well my good man, i srry to burst ur bubble, but this, is not an ideal way of making eggs. nor is it scientific, its hobo like, lol

[wobblebottom]

Agreed. I haven't eaten bacon since that day.

[oxXTJRXxo]

make sure all dat bacon is all cooked! its all over tha place!!

[nitrohedgehog]

damn, your gonna kill yourself with all of that. i like that you put "vegetarian" as a tag. heh

[Hockster00]

This video is so awesome, I just couldn't resit clicking the orange button.

"Stinking cat got knocked up didn't you sneaky cat? YOU FUCKING WHORE!" *runs away*

I lol'd

[GypsyRogers]

Im a vegetarian on a diet... That bacon... is fucking porn.

Mmmmm

I think I might just die.

[danjuargad3]

dude that bacon looks so good

[Naruto159357]

im hungry..

[KornographyAddict]

this is so like you, mutherfucker, the one time i have no bacon whatsoever, you have a vid with an unholy orgy of bacon frying. bastard

[TerrorReincarnate]

holy shit man you made me hungry!

[tomatosoupandmawky]

I lol'd, and I subbed.

[kingsharksam]

Haha, you are awesome, dude.

[Awesomevidsdude]

Wow thats a shit load of bacon

[Guanatao]

so hungry...

[Guanatao]

It's better than Denny's Grand Slam. lol

[fuston]

The new dog! Finally your back, we missed your vids!

[ascendency4]

bhr4ngepwn was such a douche, i checked his channel turns out he plays runescape, as do i, so i hunted him down online, and killed him. (stupid nerdy, but fun and so worth the time, just though i would let you all know, and i suggest deep frying a egg whole, then blending it, much better=)

[xusemeholly]

Mmmm. That looks so..appealing =) And.. did you just call your cat a whore? lmao.

[AmyGoodie]

I am amazed! Welcome back!!! lol

[NishiVaruna]

LOL did you just call your cat a Whore? This is fantastic... I mean you have bacon in this video so of course its fantastic.

[GregorCZ]

Oh god that looks so delicious. The bacon and egg look good too.

[EdwardtheFife]

yay you're back! I love eating the vegan meals such as those.

[tipyourHOOKERx]

hahah you suck at making eggs xD

[Sunshine15042]

LMAO. frothy eggs..

[bhr4ngepwn]

bacon isnt a vegetarian friendly meat u dumb son of a fat bitch cunt retard fuck. Emo 4 life biatch

[Habaruori]

lol enjoy your anemia while I enjoy my steak

[TsubaZakeru]

i was gonna throw up, how can you eat that? Thats why americans are so fat.

[youbetterbelievehah]

Yes, because this one individual decides to eat bacon and eags, that's the reason why us Americans are ALL so fat... Yeah, you make a great point. Oh, and don't respond, because we're all tired of your stupidity.

[Perfectlydunce]

pipe down weeaboo.

[solinost]

It sure as fuck tastes better than rice. Also, bacon and eggs used to be pretty much THE breakfast in American society... And people had less heart problems back then... Face the facts. These dietician assholes don't know wtf they are talking about. But hey, enjoy your rice and undercooked veggies, and I will enjoy my half pound hamburger!

[CrashGames2108]

I don't know what I'm talking about but you don't want to blend your eggs that much.

[CrashGames2108]

Don't denature the egg proteins unless you want to make water-rubber.

[DeimosSaturn]

You should lay your bacon out in flat straight strips. It cooks faster and is more visually appealing.

[wobblebottom]

I think a huge writing mass of bacon is more visually appealing.

[skulltag]

As do I good sir!

[Perfectlydunce]

See, whenever I cook, my food always turns out looking like slop compared to someone else. Probably because I suck at cooking, but hey...

[tweekernessism]

Lmfao your animals are scared to shit of you.

That's how you make meringue, like, that stuff for lemon meringue pie, but you make it with pure egg white, add sugar and vanilla. Just blend it up and such.

[XYtoTheDoubleG]

really enjoyed

[lispified]

we want to see more videos of your pets doing cute things, god dammit.

[Zetimenvec]

fuck, my mouth is watering...

[Gihaal]

God-like food making skills.

[monsterboss]

lmfao i missed you wobble

[raventears666]

"I can't believe it soaked up all that grease!" Haha!

[PissedAssasin717]

lol WB

[eire138]

HEALTHY!

[RuthieWeLoveYou]

welcome baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaack

[andrewXransom]

I laughed for a bit at your method of beating eggs.

[nik15]

Good to have you back

[Trentonius]

BACON WEEEAAAAAVE!

[Tatamina]

How I've missed you...

[jordanamattae28]

Youre amazing.

hollerrrrr!

-Cali Hoe #1!

[WayToTheGrave]

Wobble's dog is Pen Jilette's daughter?

Small world. Welcome back (finally)

[wubme]

welcome back

[katieliz0804]

"bacon is the most delicious vegetable in the world more better than a carrot..." I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.

[Mischi2006]

Bacon and Eggs. Awesome. Try putting some onion into it. Also, before putting the eggs into the pan, add some milk and a bit of cayenne pepper