well..i kinda trick a guy inot a kiss...i told him it was an old ritual tht my mum did when she was little and i asked him if he cood be my partner..he said sure so i told him to stand up...close his eyes..then i kissed his cheek..then the other ..( for the pervs out there..btw it was his face cheeks not his ass) then i slowly went for the kill. and by kill i mean little kiss on the lips then i rested my haed on his shoulder and said make a wish, wen he left i fainted.. lol thumbs up if like!
OMG I love you! I totally agree. I had a ex that was so bad I don't even fucking kiss anymore. The most you get from me is a peck. He almost fucking killed my with all the fucking spit that was coming out of his mouth.
Matty................How can you date yourself?? Reallygreat hot as shit guy. That is SOOOO YOU. And I hate the tounge shovers and biters too. Druelers are GROSS....EEEWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow, you’re good, LOL! And that stuff is so true! Seriously, I really could’ve used your tips when I had my first kiss. So the guy I was dating had these huge lips, and every time he kissed me, it’s like he was sucking my face off. I was fifteen, didn’t really know what I was doing, and I’ve got this guy shoving his tongue down my throat. What’s a girl to do?! Needless to say, I broke up with him after a few weeks (he wasn’t even worth a month) because he kissed like a fuckin’ horse.
My worst kiss was definitely from this one dude who basically, as you said, shoved it down my throat. It wasn't just bad, it was scary!
As for the best kiss I had, it was actually from a girl, and it was this very gentle kiss where the lips overlapped and you could inhale the other person... it's best when the other person's hand is stroking your hair and the tongue is just playing with the other. I guess everyone has different preferences, though.
I remember my 1st kiss with a man. Momentous occassion... we were talking after I'd come out to this fellow, and then taking my hand, said that he'd like to take me somewhere, his voice tinged with excitement. Then he held my cheeks and lent in for some sensual contact with those gorgeous full lips of his...
... I felt I'd tasted expired milk! It was foul, especially when he plunged his tounge and we had a little in- mouth boxing match. Yeah... my 1st kiss was my foray into the smoker's kiss :(
well this didnt actually hppen to me but i heard from my old friend that he was kissin this girl he was rlly into than u kno how ppl start like kissin ears or sum shit well yeah he kinda got into her ear and then yeah u can imagine wat happened next
OMG youre totally melting me with your music and pillows and your so near the camera i could kiss you already!!!
I like to get kissed after a good fuck.. makes me connect more with the guy and its sweet to kiss and cuddle after a hot fuck. I want to be kissed with an open mouth and tongue reaching into my mouth!!!
totally agree!! Omg. That was what I felt. A good kissers is hard to find. Why can't they put this on textbook or something? Education for the good stuff? What I like is to have some long, breathtaking kisses. I love your videos! Speak the truth and only truth...Thx =]
what i don't like is when the person just opens their mouth and wiggles their tongue around. when you kiss you should use some lip action as well. btw, i have been told that i am a very good kisser.
OMG last girl i kissed didn't know what the fuck she was doing to say the least. I got the stiff tongue with a wiggle so you could imagine, not only that she had sooo much spit in her mouth. I got sick of it at one point when i felt a bunch go in my mouth i spit it back into her mouth. Horrible i know but i was aggitated. She wouldn't have been bad but had to drop her, her kissing made me feel discusting...
one guy i dated rubbed my teeth with his tongue liek he was trying to f***in brush them for me i just wanted to scream i brush three times a day like my dentist tells me to dotn do it for me....i love it when my husband will get out of the car at the mall or grocery store and then just push me up against the side of the car and kiss it takes my breathe away and then he wraps his arm around me and walks me to the door : D
the best is when you're making out with someone who kisses good, and they pull your hair and whisper sweet stuff in your ear, or dirty shit (if you're into that)
it turns me the hell on, then im ready to fuck. haha
your videos are amazing lol, but i cant say ill ever want to be fisted ;)
zomg i have that exact same bedspread. crazy o_O. I agree with the vicious biters. I had a guy who gave me a swollen lip. who the fuck gives another person a swollen lip while kissing?
Once I was kissing a guy and it was like frenching a sea bass. He just opened and closed his mouth without any lip action or tongue action. It was awful. There is hope for some of these guys, some can be taught. That is if you have the patience to work on a guy who kisses like a CPR doll....
Have you ever kissed someone with a tongue ring? if so what did you like and not like about it. I got a tongue ring not to long ago and I am not sure if im as good a kisser as I was before. I would be so greatfull if I could get some info on the do's and dont's of the tongue ring kissing think you for the help
I had an ex that had a toungue ring. Really when we kissed I couldnt tell that he had it. So it didnt bother me. I guess the only advice is not to bang it on their teeth! lol
Ok i had a ring for 6 years and i down sized to a eyebrow barbell and it was much better. i had control of it and with dident wiggle all over the place and never hit my teeth or gums. i had the smaller one in for years and loved it and others liked it. it was like a lil surprise vers a big old teeth clacker.
okay so i really like this guy, but when we kiss he doesn't use his tounge at all and hes so slow as malasas. Like yea sometimes i like it slow and passionate, but sometimes i want it to be all sexy and crazy.
i dont exactly want to tell him, so what can i do to change him
well maybe the first few times you will just have to deal with not getting into it since you arent anyways that shouldnt be a problem. Eventually you will be able to get more into it.
My comment isn't really about kissing per se, but I don't like when someone penetrates my inner ear with their tongue! lol :) I like your videos! This channel is one of my top 10 favorites on yt.
One thing I don't like during kissing/making out/whatever, is when they don't leave your face and you end up deprived of oxygen. Some occasional pecks and maybe neckage is better, you know, so that your lungs don't implode.
I think there was something vital missing from this video. well... in terms of kissing no, but in terms of making out yes. If me and someone is making out, they need to kiss and play with my neck and ear. The whole neck thing gets me wet. If it is done right I feel like giving up anything this person would ever want. lol
Well I of course left that out because I know a lot of people do like that, but I don't. I have this very weird fear of being stabbed in the neck, because of that I do not like anyone touching it in any form.
haha funny shit. I totally agree though. I've never had any really bad kisses, but I dont want to be the one leading the whole thing, tho only one moving if I'm kissing somebody. Like, It just doesn't feel right, I'll be kissing them, and It's like, hello, are you still awake? and I definately hate being sucked on, like, When I'm kissing somebody, and their pulling on my lips with their own lips, it's like, jesus christ, I'm already close enough to you now don't eat my fucking face off.
I kiss how the moment calls for it. Rough when I have you up against the wall. Soft when we are standing in the moonlight. Deep when we wake and shower together...
But always with my eyes open and on you! Oh and with fresh minty breath...
"Did you lose that shit in an ass eating accident?" LMAO!!!
there was one other guy that said he doesnt kiss either.. but how can you not get into it.. maybe the people you kissed that made you determine you dont like kissing was so horrible that now you dont like it! lol
When you work from your home, and John's callin' the phone, you're a call girl / When you walk 'til you limp, and give a cut to a pimp, you're a street whore / When their beggin' you please, to get down on your knees, near their groinage / 'scuse a me, don't you see, don't you touch where they pee, without coinage...
I have tried to "teach" someone by pulling away from them when they are doing a shitty job..then they will start to kiss a little better but they always go back to their sloppy ways!!! lol
Worst kiss: a guy who basically did all of the things you said not to do aside from the biting part :| I felt like he was trying to fucking drown me and I was too nice to be like "yeah gtfo you suck" :|
Even though I'm a girll I guess I could still comment? rofl. I'd have to agree with Praxxus55712 on the best kind of kiss thing hahaha
Of course girls can comment.. my videos are for everyone!
It is funny you say that you was to nice to make him stop.. I have done the same thing several times. When all I can think is please lord let this end!
So true. If the guy isn't a good kisser then it's not worth anything but one date.
My worst kiss was a guy that just jabbed his fucking tongue in and out of my mouth. I just started laughing and hoped he was just playing around. Then I realized he wasn't joking. So sad.
a guy just did a peck on the lips no mouth open no tounge and what i like when i guy kisses me is if he takes controlle but doesn't like put his tounge all outside my mouth or have alot of saliva going into my mouth so yeah also u made this one a lil funny i laughed ^_^ ttyl
The best kiss starts as gentle as a feather....lightly kiss with no tongue. Gently nuzzle his nose with your nose......then kiss again with just the slightest tongue tips touching. Ever-so-gently nibble his upper lip, then go back for a deeper kiss, while gently carressing his cheek with the back of your hand. You get the idea. It's like fishing. You cast out, then reel back. One of my ex's and I were 100% compatible kissing. We'd kiss forever and when we stopped, we'd smile and be like "WOW!"
You hit this on the head. It's not shallow to stop seeing a guy who is a terrible kisser. I dated this guy who wouldn't French 'cause he didn't like the texture of another tongue. I like kissing and having plenty of body contact. I get no complaints with my kissing :)
I have been told I am a good kisser but I haven't the slightest idea what it is I do so well. Maybe just being gentle instead of the sucking the face off. You seem to know all the ropes (no pun intended). Do you have dates that are afraid you might be grading or evaluating them? Curious.:/
Nah, I am not rude about it. But I will try to weasly my way out of the situation without trying to come off rude.. I just say.. hey I am gonna have to get going! I need to take a real big shit.
I was really nervous about a first date with a guy I had been lusting over FOREVER!!! After a lot of sexual innuendo throughout the whole night..... the first kiss (and LAST kiss) was horrible. He practically covered half of my face with his mouth. It felt like trying to kiss a sloppy plunger. Yuck!! Now I'm having flashbacks. Please people.... before you kiss someone like that.... at least offer them a safety harness and rope in case they fall in to the cavern you call your mouth!!
Kissing compatibility... I still remember this guy from 23 years ago, a stockbroker. Together we were better kissers than with anyone lese - we just fit, together. It was like a passionate dance that flowed. Never seemed like work. {{sigh}} That's my tip - don't over think it...or tip #2, kiss a stockbroker.
ok that funny my worset kiss it felt like he was eating my face off i like it slow then fast but he was two fast he needed help you rock dame that phone hahaha
lol... I don't what to comment you cover so much territory. This video started out so mushy. Will the guy who kissed you into shock see this video? If he does you better duck. You know how fags and queens can become, vicious!
well..i kinda trick a guy inot a kiss...i told him it was an old ritual tht my mum did when she was little and i asked him if he cood be my partner..he said sure so i told him to stand up...close his eyes..then i kissed his cheek..then the other ..( for the pervs out there..btw it was his face cheeks not his ass) then i slowly went for the kill. and by kill i mean little kiss on the lips then i rested my haed on his shoulder and said make a wish, wen he left i fainted.. lol thumbs up if like!
kateloveskittens02 1 month ago
LOL
sozialraum 7 months ago
Dude, you are seriously the funiest motherfucker around, post more of yaaa shit!
laputedetamere 1 year ago
this asian girl i dated in 8th grade didnt move her lips or anything just had me do all the work...
DeutschlandSiegHeil 1 year ago
OMG I love you! I totally agree. I had a ex that was so bad I don't even fucking kiss anymore. The most you get from me is a peck. He almost fucking killed my with all the fucking spit that was coming out of his mouth.
Cars148 1 year ago
Matty................How can you date yourself?? Reallygreat hot as shit guy. That is SOOOO YOU. And I hate the tounge shovers and biters too. Druelers are GROSS....EEEWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!
74JasonR 1 year ago
Wow, you’re good, LOL! And that stuff is so true! Seriously, I really could’ve used your tips when I had my first kiss. So the guy I was dating had these huge lips, and every time he kissed me, it’s like he was sucking my face off. I was fifteen, didn’t really know what I was doing, and I’ve got this guy shoving his tongue down my throat. What’s a girl to do?! Needless to say, I broke up with him after a few weeks (he wasn’t even worth a month) because he kissed like a fuckin’ horse.
DrEaMsOfAnOvEl 1 year ago
"did you lose that in an ass eating accident"
lmao I couldn't stop laughing XD
TheKfnff 1 year ago
omg yes that is so a deal breaker
roottruthseeker 1 year ago
this is where i think it pays to be honest and forthwrite.
ask the person you want to kiss, how they like to be kissed, this will save on all those awkward moments.
MSPIGGY1962 1 year ago
lol if your tounge was going up my ass hole lmao your funny!
krissy105 1 year ago
lmfao
omg i love you!
TheY0udontknowme 1 year ago
My worst kiss was definitely from this one dude who basically, as you said, shoved it down my throat. It wasn't just bad, it was scary!
As for the best kiss I had, it was actually from a girl, and it was this very gentle kiss where the lips overlapped and you could inhale the other person... it's best when the other person's hand is stroking your hair and the tongue is just playing with the other. I guess everyone has different preferences, though.
Shmiddler 2 years ago
lmfao.
you're too cute,
you make me laugh ;D
jafacake09 2 years ago
I remember my 1st kiss with a man. Momentous occassion... we were talking after I'd come out to this fellow, and then taking my hand, said that he'd like to take me somewhere, his voice tinged with excitement. Then he held my cheeks and lent in for some sensual contact with those gorgeous full lips of his...
... I felt I'd tasted expired milk! It was foul, especially when he plunged his tounge and we had a little in- mouth boxing match. Yeah... my 1st kiss was my foray into the smoker's kiss :(
michaelgadsby 2 years ago
well this didnt actually hppen to me but i heard from my old friend that he was kissin this girl he was rlly into than u kno how ppl start like kissin ears or sum shit well yeah he kinda got into her ear and then yeah u can imagine wat happened next
gigas94 2 years ago
I've never been or have kissed on the lips. I have never kissed anyone, and never have been kissed on the lips.
DarthMalak1000 2 years ago
Ummm, kissing pet peeves of mine is when the girl like drops down or moves and your tongue goes over their teeth...thats just....sick...lol
I like to be very close to the person I am kissing and I like to have soft music..kind of like the music you are playing.
God Bless
john006a 2 years ago
how do you think you have all theese experience's being gay gives you to know all the shit?
Qxygen 2 years ago
Your so funny <3
And this is so true!^^ (:
babyitsPaige19 2 years ago
OMG youre totally melting me with your music and pillows and your so near the camera i could kiss you already!!!
I like to get kissed after a good fuck.. makes me connect more with the guy and its sweet to kiss and cuddle after a hot fuck. I want to be kissed with an open mouth and tongue reaching into my mouth!!!
jadenhotguy 2 years ago
totally agree!! Omg. That was what I felt. A good kissers is hard to find. Why can't they put this on textbook or something? Education for the good stuff? What I like is to have some long, breathtaking kisses. I love your videos! Speak the truth and only truth...Thx =]
plm0331 2 years ago
You crack me up and I have to agree with everything you said. I have dumped men for being lousy kissers.
Anaerok 2 years ago
what i don't like is when the person just opens their mouth and wiggles their tongue around. when you kiss you should use some lip action as well. btw, i have been told that i am a very good kisser.
Hatchett40 2 years ago
You're hilarious. <3
SayItTwice1122 2 years ago
Thanks sweetie!
mattinks 2 years ago
OMG last girl i kissed didn't know what the fuck she was doing to say the least. I got the stiff tongue with a wiggle so you could imagine, not only that she had sooo much spit in her mouth. I got sick of it at one point when i felt a bunch go in my mouth i spit it back into her mouth. Horrible i know but i was aggitated. She wouldn't have been bad but had to drop her, her kissing made me feel discusting...
jasonjay45 2 years ago
one guy i dated rubbed my teeth with his tongue liek he was trying to f***in brush them for me i just wanted to scream i brush three times a day like my dentist tells me to dotn do it for me....i love it when my husband will get out of the car at the mall or grocery store and then just push me up against the side of the car and kiss it takes my breathe away and then he wraps his arm around me and walks me to the door : D
britt882007 3 years ago 2
oh that sounds like it would be hot. I don't do stuff like that. The most I will do with my boyfriend in public like that is a little peck.
I don't want to offend people. Though in all honesty I really shouldnt care. People dont mind offending me.
mattinks 3 years ago
the best is when you're making out with someone who kisses good, and they pull your hair and whisper sweet stuff in your ear, or dirty shit (if you're into that)
it turns me the hell on, then im ready to fuck. haha
your videos are amazing lol, but i cant say ill ever want to be fisted ;)
mhmmjesskay 3 years ago
haahah -- yea me either. But some people like it.
mattinks 3 years ago
zomg i have that exact same bedspread. crazy o_O. I agree with the vicious biters. I had a guy who gave me a swollen lip. who the fuck gives another person a swollen lip while kissing?
gaygrimm90 3 years ago
OUCH! I think some people that are into to that rough shit forget not ALL of us are.
mattinks 3 years ago
you are fucking hillarious! i love your videos, you tell the truth, i love it.
and I totally agree about the kissing, there are so many guys who don't know how to kiss. ugh!!
anfduude84 3 years ago
If a guy can't kiss then I run as fast as I can. I prefer making out over Oral sex (sometimes over sex itself).
Travvvvvvis 3 years ago 2
Once I was kissing a guy and it was like frenching a sea bass. He just opened and closed his mouth without any lip action or tongue action. It was awful. There is hope for some of these guys, some can be taught. That is if you have the patience to work on a guy who kisses like a CPR doll....
gibbonsinthelibrary 3 years ago
I dont have patients! I want it right and I want it now! LMAOOO
mattinks 3 years ago
"...or did you lose that shit in an ass eating accident?"
HAHAHAH!!
antoniosjourney 3 years ago 2
muuuuah xoxx
MandyKayBabe 3 years ago
Matt can I ask you something.
Have you ever kissed someone with a tongue ring? if so what did you like and not like about it. I got a tongue ring not to long ago and I am not sure if im as good a kisser as I was before. I would be so greatfull if I could get some info on the do's and dont's of the tongue ring kissing think you for the help
-Ian
VoidGate 3 years ago
I had an ex that had a toungue ring. Really when we kissed I couldnt tell that he had it. So it didnt bother me. I guess the only advice is not to bang it on their teeth! lol
Its a great benefit for rimming tho! LOL
mattinks 3 years ago
Ok i had a ring for 6 years and i down sized to a eyebrow barbell and it was much better. i had control of it and with dident wiggle all over the place and never hit my teeth or gums. i had the smaller one in for years and loved it and others liked it. it was like a lil surprise vers a big old teeth clacker.
adamlepker 3 years ago
i meet a guy named mike. im eric. id suck your dick right now!
watchin420g 3 years ago
o tell you I'm bisexual and I love both genders
I've kisses only my b.f and g.f but I want you too
myherp1 3 years ago
i LOVE you your fabulous.
Belinda x x
belindadarlington 3 years ago
Thanks sweetie!!! i love you too!
mattinks 3 years ago
matt i need to ask you something!
okay so i really like this guy, but when we kiss he doesn't use his tounge at all and hes so slow as malasas. Like yea sometimes i like it slow and passionate, but sometimes i want it to be all sexy and crazy.
i dont exactly want to tell him, so what can i do to change him
-kayla
13Kayla 3 years ago
Take control is all I can say. You can sometimes get lucky enough to teach someone to kiss... but some people are just destine to suck at it! LOL
mattinks 3 years ago
but how can i get all in to it, when im the one having to do all the work?
13Kayla 3 years ago
well maybe the first few times you will just have to deal with not getting into it since you arent anyways that shouldnt be a problem. Eventually you will be able to get more into it.
mattinks 3 years ago
My comment isn't really about kissing per se, but I don't like when someone penetrates my inner ear with their tongue! lol :) I like your videos! This channel is one of my top 10 favorites on yt.
mykiskoart 3 years ago
hahaha tongue fuck that ear!!! GET IT GET IT!
Glad ya like my videos. Your comment made me smile! Thanks!!
mattinks 3 years ago
omg,
you are so damn funny.
wow,
my stomach hurts.
Hate: person staring at me like a crazy person while in lip lock. ...no
Love:kisses...all over, and passion
fefeloved1 3 years ago
LOL yeah I prefer their eyes closed!
mattinks 3 years ago
"Its like god damn if your tongue was going up my asshole then damn"
gregyboy 3 years ago
lmfao ur the funniest dude ever
s0kmid1k 3 years ago
well the begining was so sweet then it got gross lol but thats ok...and i agree with kobexl but not playing with my ear lol
brm144 3 years ago
Now did you really think I would just be sweet in a video??? LOL
mattinks 3 years ago
haha no way not you lol
Matt cant be sweet haha jk hun
brm144 3 years ago
haha, your funny :P but what you say is true :p
Too much saliva can be very ... unpleasant.
One thing I don't like during kissing/making out/whatever, is when they don't leave your face and you end up deprived of oxygen. Some occasional pecks and maybe neckage is better, you know, so that your lungs don't implode.
Athee11 3 years ago
lol true that!
mattinks 3 years ago
how would you end it when the guy just wouldnt stop even after an hour?
kul 3 years ago
Tell him you need to take a shit.
mattinks 3 years ago
I think there was something vital missing from this video. well... in terms of kissing no, but in terms of making out yes. If me and someone is making out, they need to kiss and play with my neck and ear. The whole neck thing gets me wet. If it is done right I feel like giving up anything this person would ever want. lol
kobexl 3 years ago
Well I of course left that out because I know a lot of people do like that, but I don't. I have this very weird fear of being stabbed in the neck, because of that I do not like anyone touching it in any form.
mattinks 3 years ago
my bad...
kobexl 3 years ago
haha funny shit. I totally agree though. I've never had any really bad kisses, but I dont want to be the one leading the whole thing, tho only one moving if I'm kissing somebody. Like, It just doesn't feel right, I'll be kissing them, and It's like, hello, are you still awake? and I definately hate being sucked on, like, When I'm kissing somebody, and their pulling on my lips with their own lips, it's like, jesus christ, I'm already close enough to you now don't eat my fucking face off.
superfishy4 3 years ago
ahahah i know they should save all the sucking for the treats below! HA
mattinks 3 years ago
haha yes i totally agree!! x]
superfishy4 3 years ago
I kiss how the moment calls for it. Rough when I have you up against the wall. Soft when we are standing in the moonlight. Deep when we wake and shower together...
But always with my eyes open and on you! Oh and with fresh minty breath...
"Did you lose that shit in an ass eating accident?" LMAO!!!
BadEvanBlog 3 years ago
Eyes open?? See I think its kind of freaky when they keep their eye open! lol
mattinks 3 years ago
Agreed, kissing can be great but it can also make you want to slap a guy when they get it wrong!
seancuk23 3 years ago
lol.. that would be cute if you just slapped the shit out of him and said NOW DO IT RIGHT! HAHA
mattinks 3 years ago
i love shania..
jessanballesteros 3 years ago
am i the only gay guy who isnt into kissing? it does nothing for me.
cynterslave 3 years ago
there was one other guy that said he doesnt kiss either.. but how can you not get into it.. maybe the people you kissed that made you determine you dont like kissing was so horrible that now you dont like it! lol
mattinks 3 years ago
Awesome and Priceless
KeeperStillWater 3 years ago
Thank you Thank you
mattinks 3 years ago
This is like a great episode of "Strangers with Candy". Camera angles and everything.
fflybz 3 years ago
Oh shit I havent seen that show in years..
mattinks 3 years ago
When you work from your home, and John's callin' the phone, you're a call girl / When you walk 'til you limp, and give a cut to a pimp, you're a street whore / When their beggin' you please, to get down on your knees, near their groinage / 'scuse a me, don't you see, don't you touch where they pee, without coinage...
When I straddle and squat, to show you my...
fflybz 3 years ago
TWAT!
mattinks 3 years ago
Same to you. CUNT.
fflybz 3 years ago
hahahaha i was just finishing the line.. not calling you a Twat!! AHAHA
mattinks 3 years ago
God, you really know had to wreck a joke, cooter.
fflybz 3 years ago
ha well i already offend enough people on here just by my videos.. i didnt want u to think i was offending u.. my bad
mattinks 3 years ago
You're too real for Youtube.
fflybz 3 years ago
"ass eating accident" haha
djmarkcotter 3 years ago
WTF?????
you have not met me yet!
LOL
fucking hiiiiilarious! "ass eating accident!" i think i cracked a rib! LOL
sneakerjockCA 3 years ago
hahaah oh are you an expert at kissing?
mattinks 3 years ago
duh! i am a latin lover. my kissing will have you shooting fireworks out of your ass!
=]
sneakerjockCA 3 years ago
Would this be enjoyable somehow?
crewks76 3 years ago
man...its ok if ur with a guy that kisses like crap...work with him and tell him.i mean why mess up a good thing just cause he sucks at kissing.
i love to give soft semi moist kisses,u never know if they have dry lips.
but i think the best kiss is when they place there hands on either side of ur face and kiss u.
BigBoyG1 3 years ago
I have tried to "teach" someone by pulling away from them when they are doing a shitty job..then they will start to kiss a little better but they always go back to their sloppy ways!!! lol
mattinks 3 years ago
well i know u ant into big boys...but i can show what u need to do...if u want
BigBoyG1 3 years ago
Lol, big boys.
crewks76 3 years ago
i like how you say asshole !:) lol sry
XoAsHLeY423Xo 3 years ago
hahha
mattinks 3 years ago
LOL the end made me LOL so hard xD
Worst kiss: a guy who basically did all of the things you said not to do aside from the biting part :| I felt like he was trying to fucking drown me and I was too nice to be like "yeah gtfo you suck" :|
Even though I'm a girll I guess I could still comment? rofl. I'd have to agree with Praxxus55712 on the best kind of kiss thing hahaha
xleahraex3 3 years ago
Of course girls can comment.. my videos are for everyone!
It is funny you say that you was to nice to make him stop.. I have done the same thing several times. When all I can think is please lord let this end!
mattinks 3 years ago
So true. If the guy isn't a good kisser then it's not worth anything but one date.
My worst kiss was a guy that just jabbed his fucking tongue in and out of my mouth. I just started laughing and hoped he was just playing around. Then I realized he wasn't joking. So sad.
walrus321 3 years ago
LOL How did you end the kiss? Or did you just keep letting him tongue fuck your mouth till he was done?
mattinks 3 years ago
a guy just did a peck on the lips no mouth open no tounge and what i like when i guy kisses me is if he takes controlle but doesn't like put his tounge all outside my mouth or have alot of saliva going into my mouth so yeah also u made this one a lil funny i laughed ^_^ ttyl
linkinpark149 3 years ago
Glad ya got a laugh!! lol
mattinks 3 years ago
It was like he didn't even have lips. Ew.
jpsketch03 3 years ago
ahahhaahah
mattinks 3 years ago
well my worst kiss, was my first kiss.
I mean im REALLY young, and only like 4 months ago did i become gay.
so, i get really nerves and forget to do anything with my tongue.
-heh my bad---
but hey the next time a guy kisses me, ill try me best not to look like a two year old!
ow p.s AWSOME TIPS!
fuzzieboo 3 years ago
I love you, you rock!
DeityJazz 3 years ago
Well I love you too!!!
mattinks 3 years ago
Btw, great video! I loved it! :)
Praxxus55712 3 years ago
THanks! And great tips!!!
mattinks 3 years ago
The best kiss starts as gentle as a feather....lightly kiss with no tongue. Gently nuzzle his nose with your nose......then kiss again with just the slightest tongue tips touching. Ever-so-gently nibble his upper lip, then go back for a deeper kiss, while gently carressing his cheek with the back of your hand. You get the idea. It's like fishing. You cast out, then reel back. One of my ex's and I were 100% compatible kissing. We'd kiss forever and when we stopped, we'd smile and be like "WOW!"
Praxxus55712 3 years ago
You hit this on the head. It's not shallow to stop seeing a guy who is a terrible kisser. I dated this guy who wouldn't French 'cause he didn't like the texture of another tongue. I like kissing and having plenty of body contact. I get no complaints with my kissing :)
cphermonkey 3 years ago
Yea, when kissing is something you really like I dont see how one could stay with someone that doesnt.
mattinks 3 years ago
I have been told I am a good kisser but I haven't the slightest idea what it is I do so well. Maybe just being gentle instead of the sucking the face off. You seem to know all the ropes (no pun intended). Do you have dates that are afraid you might be grading or evaluating them? Curious.:/
Flanole 3 years ago
Nah, I am not rude about it. But I will try to weasly my way out of the situation without trying to come off rude.. I just say.. hey I am gonna have to get going! I need to take a real big shit.
mattinks 3 years ago
Never meant to imply that you would be rude. Your exit line is priceless.:)
Flanole 3 years ago
I was really nervous about a first date with a guy I had been lusting over FOREVER!!! After a lot of sexual innuendo throughout the whole night..... the first kiss (and LAST kiss) was horrible. He practically covered half of my face with his mouth. It felt like trying to kiss a sloppy plunger. Yuck!! Now I'm having flashbacks. Please people.... before you kiss someone like that.... at least offer them a safety harness and rope in case they fall in to the cavern you call your mouth!!
tdland 3 years ago
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH
It is pretty funny how we will desire someone and something as simple as a kiss can just throw it all out the window!
mattinks 3 years ago
The biters are the worst, I had my lip bitten once and it hurt so much and bled and swelled up. It's a real turn off.
I prefer the loving passionate type of kiss hahaha :)
Jagamp 3 years ago
I'm with you on that!
mattinks 3 years ago
Kissing compatibility... I still remember this guy from 23 years ago, a stockbroker. Together we were better kissers than with anyone lese - we just fit, together. It was like a passionate dance that flowed. Never seemed like work. {{sigh}} That's my tip - don't over think it...or tip #2, kiss a stockbroker.
visitor9627 3 years ago
haha- on tip #2
It is quite amazing when you find someone that you mesh well with when it comes to kissing. LOVE LOVE LOVE that.
mattinks 3 years ago
hahahaha.. Let me guess.. It was the last time he got to kiss you??
And thanks! Glad ya like em!
mattinks 3 years ago
I don't kiss!
medavog 3 years ago
Really? And the guys/girls are alright with that? I wouldnt ever do anything with someone who didnt want to kiss..
mattinks 3 years ago
ok that funny my worset kiss it felt like he was eating my face off i like it slow then fast but he was two fast he needed help you rock dame that phone hahaha
sodryn 3 years ago
hahah my best friend emailed me and said that it was him and didnt appreciate me hanging up on him!! HAHA
mattinks 3 years ago
Thats right girl!!! I love you too!
mattinks 3 years ago
"do you have a fucking tongue....or did you loose that shit in an ass eating accident"
EPIC.
thats the quote of the day.
worst kiss...hmm. he had bad breath. ew.
advice: breath mint ;]
haha, awesome vid!!! :))
allie8you 3 years ago
hahaha
Shit I did forget to say something about the bad breath! Good point!
mattinks 3 years ago
lol... I don't what to comment you cover so much territory. This video started out so mushy. Will the guy who kissed you into shock see this video? If he does you better duck. You know how fags and queens can become, vicious!
5thDensity 3 years ago
Oh I am not talking about anything recent.. Im just talking about bad kisses i have had over the years LOL
mattinks 3 years ago