Polite War
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  • They guarded their nuts like it was soccer.

  • If anyone wants to see a great film about this watch barry lynodon, unbelievable film directed by the late and great stanley kubrick

  • hahaha i saw this in histry class XD

  • 1:51

    The guy's face

    :0

  • ... and this is why the british lost america. lol

  • THIS AINT NO FINAL FANTASY!

  • this aint british although they are redcoats and have british accents, these are french because the french are polite~

  • this is relaxing

  • oh and run, redcoat, run! Lol

  • Who gives a CRAP what happened, all I know is that America is the one nation under God that is free and that HAS to count for something, considering there ARE no other free nations...how can you argue with that? I am a descendant of both Europeans AND Native Americans, so I straddle the fence. And I say, look up "Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue" by Toby Keith and chew on that a while. God bless America again.

  • Screw The Rules I'm American.....!

  • they got quickscoped

  • whoa, go americans lol

  • some army

    

  • no guffawing! no guffawing!

  • Pointless, but funny.

  • USA shoulda just nuked'em that counts as one volly right??

    "oh, my good idea u got 300,00 of us now we get to take one shot..."

  • ohh! woah!!! noo!! you already had your turn. XD my favorite part.

  • Why yes, indeed with modern warfare today man is no different than savage beasts.

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  • @ZachTechnicolour Idk bout that, Ive never seen a savage beast pilot a jet and drop bombs on another country.

  • @smrtsk8er A savage beast would murder innocents for material possessions however. Doesn't matter how sophisticated the weapon is, it's still savagery.

  • @EnragedPlatypus We Americans don't fight for "material possesions". We fight for our beliefs, our rights, and our liberty. To me that isn't savagery. It's fighting to stay alive and free.

  • @SAMTHEASSasin99 As an American, I have to disagree. I think you're a loon for thinking that all of our wars have been in the defense of our "rights and liberty". As for the "fighting to survive" bit; What is it you think animals do? The point of being human is to fight our animalistic nature, not use it in the defense of the conquering of other countries.

    sav·age

    1. A person regarded as primitive or uncivilized.

    2. A person regarded as brutal, fierce, or vicious.

    3. Not civilized; barbaric

  • That's not what happened...there was way more than one running away.

  • lol @ 2:54 SERPANTINE!!

  • USA

  • something you should never tell the enemy in warfare is 'you got one!'

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  • 14 PEOPLE WONT QUIT THEIR DAMN GUFFAWING.

  • Looks like SOME country has played too many Turn-Based Strategy games

  • this iz y im proud to be an american cause rules wer ment to be broken

  • hey who took a shot at the CO, REPREMAND THAT MAN, REPREMAND THAT MAN lololollololololol

  • lol then war really was like that only we didint take turns but we did scedual fights at some points stand in a line and shoot man infront dies you take his place lol but we woulditn do that we whent all commando on there asses lol

  • How the hack did they won WOII

  • Continental army... not American army. AAmerica wasent formed yet....

  • no gafawing

  • and this is why the British lost the war.....

  • Zach getting shot looked fake.

  • Lol

  • look up teenage drama kings on youtube...its so funny

  • Lol.... Just lol.

  • oh so thats why the colonists won

  • dude who care this vid. is funny and you guys are arguing over a war that took place way back in time lol just another argument to get mad at i guessed lol and don't drag me into this argument either b/c i am good at history and i know what happened in that war lol

  • We lost the war because we had toooooooooo many places under our (British) control that's why we are called great Britain baby :). we ruled the world hahahahahah well kinda.lol

  • @jazer94 haven't you watched the video that's why you lost lol

  • @gfvizc yh but this is a video m8 just to be funny, look up deep in history and you'll find the truth.

  • @jazer94 Now, sir! You just aren't understanding! Nobody cares :) That was over 300 years ago now.

  • @Bowlingdan I see you like to take things to far by always saying now,sir. and that you just know history as America wants you to know it. we had more places under control so its more likely that we was gonna get stopped sooner or later. but America likes to say "now,sir! you know that we beat you cuz you suck",but hides this story of us ruling like kings and you take over bits and bobs thinking you da man. shame on you SIR!!

  • @jazer94 Haha. Actually, if you had any sort of interpretation of comedy or mockery you would understand I was mocking the C.O. in this parody. You're actually trying to add history into a comedic sketch. Look who takes things too far :)

  • @Bowlingdan im not adding shxx and im sorry i didn't know it was mockery i just though that you was taking it to far like all Americans :) so sorry for that DUDE!

  • @jazer94 Okie dokie then.

  • @Bowlingdan ok i am just gonna say it cuz im being honest and i feel like shit now that i have had this argument with ya m8 so sorry lol and hope ya the best :)

  • @jazer94 THAT THE BRITISH ARE A BUNCH OF F**KING PUSSIES!!!! No! No! I'm joking. I would never mean that for real. But I was being sarcastic when I said that other reply earlier. Also the people who are making a bunch of excuses to why they lost are obviously British. Back then they were too cocky cuz they owned the world and they thought they could be stupid (not stupid but just not thinking at all is what I'm saying) and easily win. That's mainly why they lost.

  • what an efficient form of warfare eh?

  • No wonder why the british lost.

  • imo, this is their only good skit, the others are kinda distasteful 

  • The sad part is, now we are the one's with the red coats in Iraq and Afghanistan.

  • that's like the entire cast of WKUK

  • @RUSSxT it is

  • lol no gafawing lol good shot as one dies

  • lol no gafawing

  • And that my friends, is why America has the greatest military in the world.

  • @TechmarineArkantos Ha! It's funny cus it's not true ;)

  • @TechmarineArkantos

    who knows ...

  • @TechmarineArkantos And that my friends, is why we British are too nice other country's like America don't give a shit.I mean come on they shoot at there own team and they still don't care.And they probably was meant to hit the the C O in the first place but we all know Americans hahaha such silly people :) can even aim.

  • @jazer94 How dare you, sir! Now, don't make me send my volley three shots early!

  • @Bowlingdan I don't have to make you do so madam :), I'm sure you will do so any way. your American that's what you do and the sooner you get that,the quicker we can soft things out.but your American so i guess you wont get that through your think head so tata. :)

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  • @Bowlingdan Bowlingdan you failed because your comment was removed :) owned

  • @jazer94 Failed what?

  • @jazer94 Now, sir. I know not what you speak of! Now, please refrain from this unsportsmanlike conduct or I will be forced to call out your commanding officer!

  • "Oh you got one good shot, very good shot actually, that was Timothy our Maps and Navigation Expert, we'll be in a pinch without him."

  • i gaffawed this whole video

  • Damn Americans, we thought it was Turn based, you guys didn't have the decency to tell us it was RTS.

    Bastards. 

  • @theunderone1 now that was the awesome reply i heared this centuary....but maybe just cause im playing Empire: Total war

  • @theunderone1 that was epic

  • ftw

  • @theunderone1 It's not our fault our ignorance won the whole nation. Haha just kidding. Actually, we did really good for getting our nation in shape...unfortunately, now it's just getting crappy again. We're in so much debt, and many people fell for the "Hope" we were getting.

  • @theunderone1 lol take the saying from your own country ALLS FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR

    and they were rebels not americans yet so...

  • @theunderone1 Dude chill! its supposed 2 b funny, not historically correct.

  • @pittsburgkillscheese actually im pretty "chilled" i was just saying...

  • @theunderone1 All's fair in love and war. BTW you're welcome for saving you from the Nazis.

  • the americans were like .____. wtf

  • lmfao!!! haha this is good shitt!

  • No guffawing, no guffawing. 

  • The way he ran at the end was priceless.

  • THERE ARE RULES IN MODERN WARFARE. Orly? Im pretty sure it's all about the camping and cheap kills. =)

  • @DoubleGlog hahaha lol ur right.....

  • @DoubleGlog damn noobtubes

  • Run kid, the Chinese are shooting at you.

  • i read this in comic form in a mad magazine

  • ok alright no gafaying no gafaying no gafaying....lol hahaha

  • Anyone else notice they covered themselves before the first volley?

  • more like ancient warfare

  • What if every war was a turn-based RPG?

    "HITLER used BLITZKRIEG! POLAND lost 5,000 soldiers!"

    "Poland used ALLIES! +10 fortifications, +3,000 soldiers!"

  • @4franktmp You suck.

  • @4franktmp "Allies used Poland! Soviet army stops for over 50years busy occupying half a europe!"

    Next turn - 1989.....

  • @4franktmp You sir, are a genius. 

  • @4franktmp America uses nuke on Hiroshima!! It was super effective!!!

  • @4franktmp Pokemon much? but either way, so true

  • turnbased britans!

  • What the fuck is Gafawing?

  • @Crayalation Laughing.

  • Why these rules? lol.

  • Why these rules? lol.

  • At least theyr not surrendering like France.

  • god bless america! cheatng is ALWAYS THE ANSWER!

  • war isnt a game.

    there are no rules. kill or be killed.

  • lol, not the best one, but still pretty funny

  • Arguing over the internet is like winning at the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you are still retarded.

  • so this is how we won

  • wow, i just learned about the rev war. them asking them to do that is like asking rickt bobby to go in last 20 races in a row :P

  • So this is how the British lost

  • @Cdog401

    pretty much

  • @buttersownsuall not really...

  • @Cdog401 no

  • this is from mad comics

  • Smashing story my good man!

  • lol there were British generals that sent letters to Washington asking him to stop the guerilla warfare because it was not honorable/fair

  • lololol

  • "Ah! Good Shot! Very Good Shot! That was Timothy, our navigations expert! We'll be in a pinch without him!"

  • worst *stereotypical* british accent ever

  • Ha! Stupid Brits.

  • @Erkbigdog why are we stupid

  • @Pricetaz Brits aren't stupid i love the Brits

  • its a joke video kid, im pretty sure it wasnt fought like that....

  • "you are doing very poorly in this war i might say" omg this is hilarious

  • Sad thing is back then people really fought like that they just weren't as stupid

  • @Razgriz965 the funny thing is far in the future people will look back on us and say why did they fight like that they were stupid lol

  • that is so funny the first shot

  • LMFAO funny ass shit lmao

    i love these guys

    WKUK!

  • Wow you guys argueing are so cool.

  • lol ikr?

  • Lolol.

  • lol, they don't talk with british accents

  • they shouldve made the brits shoot back once and then say HEY YOU CANT MOVE WHILE WE'RE SHOOTING AT YOU THAT'S CHEATING

  • lol im sorry i find it funny that people are actually argueing on a Whitest Kids You Know vid lol its suppose to be on here for laughs not to cause some big debate lol well eitehr way i think the vid is hilarious

  • So this is how it happened.

  • @TooCooltobeUncool lol more like thats how the brits were....

  • Can you guys stop the debate and enjoy the video already? I'm not the kind of person to insult people who get off topic or anything, but it's a little annoying to be honest.

  • well if we had one WW1 thered be no WW2 of course there also the WW2 would have looked different if the french wouldnt do that much shit after WW1.

    btw US should finaly have a war on their own teritory. they never had! No real war.

  • Their own territory? So why do you think there was a civil war?

  • Maybe they think it was more like a skirmish. Even though it's the war with the highest amount of casualties to date. If that is so, then Chardor isn't the brightest penny in the fountain.

  • brightest penny in the fountain. I like that. :) I've heard of not being the brightest bulb in a package, and being a few puppies short of a pet shop, but yours is my new favorite. lol

  • civil wars dont count.

    besides that civil war was some time ago...

  • what do u call the civil war and pearl harbor

  • civil war, texan idependance, french and indian, revolutionary war, and others i probably forgot.

  • Honestly this is one of the reason's we won the war

  • modern times:

    "Oh, are you taliban ready? we must give 1 hour notice and notify the surrounding villages of the US army attack..remember guys, no guffawing!"

  • I've heard some people say that if we had of fought on Germany's side during WW1, WW2 wouldn't have existed.

  • more than that, we would be in a huge power of control with germany and their secret weapons, likely world domination by some point, but thats just by theory

  • Yeh but then the Kaiser would still be in control and sooner or later there would be a revolution.

  • no gefawing! I said this!

  • lol english to fukin hilarious

  • im english but fuk me thts funny haha

  • hahah, i'm with you there

  • @axxe313 That's how we beat you :)

  • ''Oh..you are ready'' Lmao.

  • we have saved these countries many times from their destruction, and they hate us...

    The thought that my countrymen, OUR brothers (since you are an American) died for ungrateful people, DOESN'T make you angry??!?!??

    ARE YOU SERIOUS?

    or just an idiot

  • Funny how you think that the majority of a country hates America PROBABLY because you got bashed on the internet by someone from there. Forget that nationalist bullshit it hurts more than it helps. If someone hates a country they're retarded douchebags (with the exception of hating aspects with a basis (living conditions)). Yes I am referring a little to your comment as well as in general. It's hypocritical how you're labeling 'them' all as ungrateful and insinuating other insulting things.

  • @Hobbes2718 No you're right.

  • oh, ooooooooohhhh. heeeeeeeyyyyyy.

  • LOLS

    We saved the worlds ass in WW1, WW2, and we are still doing so, we don't owe the world jack.

    Funny, the world loves us when we save them, but they still hate us, ungrateful bitches

  • @Hobbes2718

    I'm an American and I'm going to go ahead and validate that you're a complete jackass.

  • Britain could have joined Germany during world war one and so would have Russia and France and it would be the world vs USA.

    The world would have been a better place if we had taken the USA.

  • actually it would not have. The US didnt join WWI until later after the lusitiana was destroyed by german subs.

    It was US, france, russia, and italy vs germany, austria hungary, and the ottaman empire.

    plus you guys were already involved with the triple entente no way you guys would have gotten away with siding with germany lol. Plus why do you think that the world would have been a better place if england kept control of the colonies? I am interested send me a message

  • @RapidPEW You have no life. You sit on Youtube and post comments that do nothing except piss people off. Why? Because you have nothing better to do with your life.

  • Hahahaha i have plenty of things to do with my life and i'm never on youtube and does it make you feel better insulting 16 year olds over the internet because in reality you are a worthless person.

  • And you're talking?

  • Ahha ya dumb british bastards

  • American......Army?. In the revoloution?

    Last time I checked the American revoloution was a guerrilla war. So in portraying a British stereotype they have in effect reversed your comment for you.

    Besides the American revoloution was won due to British indifference not to US military prowess. In case you did not realize the British colonial forces burnt down the capital washington 3 times and won many victories. But due to overwhelming force the US won by default as in every war.

  • Was the Battle of Saratoga a mere hit and run guerilla battle?

    What about Cowpens or Kings Mountain?

    America won because Britain wasn't willing to spend the time and devote the resources necessary to winning the war. Americans would have fought on for multiple decades while Britain was war weary after several years.

  • Quite true, but those battles were in the later stages.

    And yes British indifference. As I said.

  • @xOverYONDERx9 The Colonist Militia wore whatever they normally wore, the army didn't supply them with uniforms. The Continental Army wore red jackets alike the British. The British got the nickname 'Redcoats' and 'Lobsterbacks'.