i was watching this with my friend in the hall way after school and it just starts with "OOOOOOLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BROCCOLI DICK!!!!!!!!!!" and my favorite teacher walked by...awk
how come on every single one of this guys stand up videos, ppl wana talk about cloverfiled? thats obviously not the only aspect of his career, just give him props for being a kick ass comic, thanks d bags
@JohnorSky boooo what are you 50? that would definately make it childish for you i mean seriously...OL' BROCCOLI DICK!!! wait mayhapes you are sensitive on this matter....................mmmmmmmmmmmm.....broccoli dick?
@crystalys420 geeez he's only joking!!! you gotta learn to take a joke if he finds it funny then he finds it funny we all have different things to laugh at!!!
@crystalys420 geeez he's only joking!!! you gotta learn to take a joke!!! oh and dont be such a MORON you act more like your 50 than HE does cuz you act like a grumpy old man!!
i was watching this with my friend in the hall way after school and it just starts with "OOOOOOLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BROCCOLI DICK!!!!!!!!!!" and my favorite teacher walked by...awk
lulullemon1 2 days ago
click on video ,
dad walks down
video says " ol brockly dick"
dad walk up stairs shaking his head
trulypaintball666 2 months ago 8
Ive never laughed so much when I saw his stand up special. I was crying. Fuck.
Onamorata 2 months ago
how come on every single one of this guys stand up videos, ppl wana talk about cloverfiled? thats obviously not the only aspect of his career, just give him props for being a kick ass comic, thanks d bags
651TARIK612 4 months ago
did she crap the cake or throw it up
mnypwrrspkt 6 months ago
@mnypwrrspkt idk but i know that its great!!!!! OOOOLLLLLLLL' BRRRROOOOCCOOOOLIIII DICK!
crystalys420 6 months ago
sweetie? meehhh.. panini! panini!
slapchoppa 6 months ago
That opener surprised the shit outta me.
OOOOOOLLLLDDDD BROCCOLI DICK.
lobsterhands123 7 months ago 6
@JohnorSky OLLLLLLLLLLLLLBROCCCCCCCCCCOLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDIIIIIIICKCKKCCKCK
11825code6 9 months ago
@JohnorSky boooo what are you 50? that would definately make it childish for you i mean seriously...OL' BROCCOLI DICK!!! wait mayhapes you are sensitive on this matter....................mmmmmmmmmmmm.....broccoli dick?
crystalys420 10 months ago
@crystalys420 geeez he's only joking!!! you gotta learn to take a joke if he finds it funny then he finds it funny we all have different things to laugh at!!!
welshgirlism 8 months ago
@crystalys420 geeez he's only joking!!! you gotta learn to take a joke!!! oh and dont be such a MORON you act more like your 50 than HE does cuz you act like a grumpy old man!!
welshgirlism 8 months ago
@JohnorSky boooo what are you 50? that would definately make it childish for you i mean seriously...OL' BROCCOLI DICK!!!
crystalys420 10 months ago
giVe ryan some credit lQQks like hi works hArD
'dddddddddddddd
goodfoto 1 year ago
Legen...wait for it...dary! I'll be Ole Broccoli Dick as a pickup line now!
I3M4N162 1 year ago
best opening to any joke of all time.
OOLLLLD BROCCOLI DICK!
madman485 2 years ago 4
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not that funny lol
rainman1344 2 years ago
fuckin legend
MultipleScrotum 2 years ago 3
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Sarahmaude21221 3 years ago
dude hes fucking hillarious
kingofska108 3 years ago 6
OOOOOOLLLLLLL' BROCCILI DICK!
lmfao
drumsta12 3 years ago 8
he plays hud he did a good job
lilldudebigy 3 years ago 3
this guy = hialrious!
walls06 3 years ago 3
I love panini's
hanzobarren 3 years ago 6
he's soooooooo cuuuuuuuuuute :D
ninineesan 3 years ago 3
this guy is the man
CaptainKetsup 3 years ago 38
agreed again wally the rhino
PatsyVag 4 years ago 4
Great Job in Cloverfield
wallytherhino2 4 years ago 39
great punch
Glaurung000 4 years ago 6