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  • I want one.

  • GAH

    FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFU­CKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

  • Patrzcie Predator

  • that thing molest other bugs

  • freakin disgusting! i screamed

  • That is so fucking utterly horrible it's unbelievable.

  • why do I read cracked at night

    I will never sleep again

  • invisible spiders from fucking nowhere

  • e_e

  • this is kind of horrifying lol. the way it catches it's prey. like "MINE ! EAT !!"

  • RIP

  • Run!!!

  • fuck that shit

  • nopenopenopenopenope

  • cool

    

  • no T^T

  • That's a nice bug you have th-AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

  • La la la la..... NOOOOOOOO

  • Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh!........Ahhhhhh!

  • NOPE....

  • you definitly need to redo this video with the zoidberg eating sound!

  • FUCK SPIDERS

  • You have him in a small place! Are they used to having small areas for their burrows like that?

  • mano, parece uma mão, que medo ¬

  • Damn, that was fast! It wouldn't know what grabbed him.

  • when the spider jumped out my legs twisted around me

  • scary

  • OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I REGRET EVERYTHING I'VE EVER DONE PLEASE GOD PLEASE KILL AHHH

  • i would not live any closer than 25000 Meters from that thing

  • time to burn the house down

  • ok time to set the house on fire

    

  • NOPE NOPE NOPE

    KILL IT WITH FIRE

  • NOPE

  • AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • I was NOT expecting it to be that big. O_O

  • @TheBiAtheist thats what she said BAM!

  • Que medo, sério.

  • demonio é ese

  • Santocristojesusamadosalvadord­ouniverso!! Me salva bátima O.O

  • fake??

  • @DuelPonZeck123 "fake??"

    I wish! But watching the other trapdoor spider videos convinces me that they are real!

  • Now, I know why they will do MIB III !!!!

  • MAIS VQUE PORRA!!!???

  • CORPSER!

  • and that's why I'm here in the safe of my home.

  • I knew where it was going to come out :) How ever why is it so freaking BIG!

  • cute. does it spend its whole life in the bucket? In nature, does it spend its whole life in it's burrow? i suppose it needs to exercise or shit somewere

  • ELA QUE ME COMEEEER

  • AIMEODEOS SOCORRO BÁTIMA

  • Goddamn campers!

  • I'm pissing on my own feet right now...

  • SOCORRO BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    

  • OMG, OF COURSE I'M CALLING MIB RIGHT NOW !!

  • q q isso? o.o

    MEU DEUS

  • look at your feet now

  • MEU DEUS, numca mais vo durmir tranquilo '-'

  • MOTHER OF GOD

  • O_O

  • é voce satanas???? creddo veey

  • Santo Deus!!! o_O

  • É você satanas?

  • oh sh*t! poor cricket...

  • Caramba, parece até a mão se uma pessoa com luva.

    Heck, seems to be a person with hand glove.

  • Damn Australian eco-system you scary!

  • guess it wasn't fun for the cricket lol

  • Are you Frankenstein!?!?!??!

  • chuck norris pet

  • n00b camper

  • M-M-M-MONSTER KILL

  • O_O OH MY GOD

  • MIB

  • MEEEEEEEEEU, COMO EU VIIIM PARARRRR AKIIII ? D:

  • You created an monster!

  • isso era uma mao?

  • Um alien!

  • CHUCK TESTA!

  • da joinha se vc veio pe lo ñ.intendo

  • OMG! Someone call the MIB to figh against this beast from hell!

  • n intendo =)

  • Oh, Jesus that shit's crazy

  • You probably thought that red trapdoor spider was real. Nope. Chuck Testa.

  • @KinToChuckNorris You probably think Chuck Testa is real.

    Nope. He's just a hollowed-out human skin. Controlled by the spiders inside.

    Hundreds of them.

  • that spider plays a rogue on wow

  • Camper!

  • CORPSER!

  • thumbs up if you are crying in the fetal position

  • Should be called the Viet Cong Spider

  • BAM MOTHERFUCKA!

  • I need a couple of these spiders to eat my annoying neighbor's taco dogs lol jk

  • This is why I love Australia. I have at least 10 spiders within 2 metres of my front door.. yay..

  • that spider looks like plastic

  • God it was fast

  • Holy fuck that was scary

  • What a fucking camper!

  • This thing feeds on childrens dreams and hope.

    I have one word to say to this.... repeated: NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENO­PENOPENOPENOPE

  • @Maximumdistance why are you saying open?

  • I pooped a little

  • It looked like a hand.... a freaking hand.. I will not sleep for the next 72 hours. Thank you, jerk.

  • HAHA! Sleep is for pussies.

  • Huh, this doesn't look like a spiOHMYGODWTFISTHATTHING

  • guess who's not sleeping tonight? this guy

  • OH DEAR GOD

    FUS RO DAH THIS THING INTO OBLIVION

  • JESUS CHRIST KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

  • It's things like this that make me glad that spiders and insects like wasps and bees can be killed with my shoe. If they were even 1/4 the size of humans, we'd probably have to carry machine guns everywhere.

  • This video makes me question my desire to keep living on this planet.

  • It's just a cricket, I really don't see the problLLHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

  • It sure was nice of that spider to invite the cricket into its home

  • Dont expose that shit to radiation, as we all know it causes it to grow in size and go destroy a city or something.

  • Why would someone even want this as a pet...

  • @AnorexicNarwhal Because lots of species are docile and harmless. You know what's also docile and harmless? Puppies.

  • This spider's existence is proof that God is punishing mankind for their sins.

  • OH GOD WHY DOES IT EXIST

  • You know you're a man when you have one of these as a pet. I don't even know if your a man or a woman, either way YOU HAVE BIG BALLS

  • I would never be able to feed that spider unless I was dropping the cricket from 30 feet away down a feeding tube.

  • @downtownlife feeding tube is bad idea. don't you know they can crawl up that shit? they're spiders, man.

  • @infraball LOL

  • NOOOOOOOOOPPPEE

  • Hey, you know what? Fuck your red trapdoor spider, buddy! That's what I think about that.

  • "This is my red trapdoor spider..." You fucking own that beast?

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  • @ValeStuff Ya and I own 2 tarantulas with more comming. Whats wrong with that?

  • WHAT THE FUCK

  • I think I found my new piggy bank!

  • that was disgustingly big and red and shiny

  • HOLY SHIT! I knew it was coming but that still scared the f*** out of me!

  • bug got flanked hard

  • nope nope nope

  • real killers move underground llamf on a m.i.l.f.

  • NOPE

  • looks like my fat girlfriend at a china buffet

  • OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG THAT THING IS FUCKING VEAST ITS SO FUCKING SCARY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

  • HOLY SHIT, its huge....

  • i can watch this over and over and over and over and over!

  • imma do a magic trick on the count of three i will make the bug vanish before your eyes 1....2....3... ITS GONE! ta DA!

  • Dude, that thing is a fucking ninja!!!

  • FUCK THAT. I AM GETTING A FLAMETHROWA.

  • Why would you want that as a pet, that's fucking freaky as shit.

  • i'm gonna have bad dreams....

  • SUPRISE BITCH!

  • DAAAMMMNNNN

  • O_O

  • Eight legged freaks anyone?!

  • Hey stop the video before the spider pops out and try to find its lair.....

    I didnt find it lol

  • How did you even catch that monster?!

  • "OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM­NOMNOMNOM!"

    is all I can hear when the spider attacks. XD

  • this spider has more than 8 legs means this is not a spider!!

  • -screams in terror and sends her laptop flying-

  • WHATA FUHHH!!! that spider was huge!

    

  • What would happen if I had a gun there wen the.spider came out

  • ABH

  • Abh

  • IT HAS 18 LEGS

  • ABH! And it kind of looks like a hand? Anybody agree?

  • @Davieman250 yea

  • Holy shit

  • i find this easy to masturbate to

  • Imagine 200 of those hidden in your blanket

  • Oh my

  • Omg wtf!!!!!!

    Poor cricket

  • My red head ex-girlfriend..

  • @SanDiegoBry HAHHAA

  • Was that a corpsor from gears

  • It was from veitman

  • Pause at 7

  • 'Sweet baby jesus O_O

  • WTF!!!!!

  • 0:06 OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

  • JESUS CHRIST LOL HAVE REACHED HERE!? I LOVE BEING A SUMMONER.

  • GEEZUS!!!!!!!! THUMBS UP IF IT SCARED YOU WHEN IT JUMPED OUT. LL

  • I'm never walking anywhere again. ever.

  • @thetealeafXO Oh god, same.

  • KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

  • Holy fuck