December 20th: HANK SHALL BE PUNISHED!

[Electricgtargirl]

Make him eat a penguin. Oh god I can't breathe.

[kill100578]

@Electricgtargirl In the UK, (i don't know about the US), penguins are biscuits

[dftbawolf]

Canada is an Indian word meaning "Big Village".

[selinesbeau]

@dftbawolf the original word is Kanata.. canada is the white man messing it up

[Artfreak130]

This made me laugh in till I cried.

[SomeoneBeginingWithI]

yay I'm watching this on 20th December 2011

[bassmata65]

Damnitt John! I want pizza now...

[heyitsrissa]

I started laughing so hard at the squirrel in pants suggestion that I literally started choking on my tea...fortunately it was iced tea, because otherwise that would really hurt.

[TheZombieGirrrl]

Why ya being so mean to Ashley Tisdale, John? Mocking celebrities increases world suck, the same as mocking anyone would.

[PapioG]

@TheZombieGirrrl I just watched two videos from her channel, If you mute the audio it's not half bad.

[TookItHomeToJenny]

I want pizza now!!!!

[MusicByTheMoon]

The tears thing is hilarious.

[TheMidnightSymphony]

WHAT DID HE SEND TEXTUALLY TO JOHN? I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY HANK IS BEING PUNISHED. i totally missed that one guys, please help me.

[ChristiaanMurk]

@TheMidnightSymphony

He textually communicated with John in one of the comments of one of the P4A 2007 videos.

[TheFallenWind]

According to some quick mathematics and googling, 10,000 tears would only add up to roughly 6.2 liters.

Boiling someone in only 6.2 liters would be nearly impossible xD

[freezie656]

@TheFallenWind We'd have to chop him up into tiny pieces, aye?

[TheFactoryReject]

HE BLINKED.

[lemonice2700]

Watching Ashley Tisdale > eaten by a penguin.

Peguin's beaks aren't particularly big or sharp, meaning it would probably take a lot time for you to die whist being eaten.

That being said, I still agree with the first statement :)

[rorymcclory]

Holy shit that picture at the end looked quite alot like my street?? Does anyone know if the picture is in bath I know this is a old video but I'm still curious??

[spidermanandsnape]

nerdfighters are more violent than I though.

Also, when john was talking about instantly transporting packages, I was watching star trek, and then, lo and behold! I love you john

[greengirllover]

Hahahaha! "boil 10,000 tears and then cook you in them!" LOL

[xoxoglamgirl]

this was on my 11th birthday :)

[ajira815]

we can't beam capt. kirk across the universe? MY LIFE IS A LIE.

[AllieYourAlly]

Wait, "charities that decrease worldsuck"?

Where are the charities that don't increase worldsuck?

[xoxSexySadiexox]

it would also be harmful to the viewers! yeeck!

[xoxSexySadiexox]

ohai

[pseudocaveman]

I groaned just hearing John name the two blenderized concoctions. Yikes.

[bumby15]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhi

[ivana07bj]

you said..like  a thousand words in a minute:)

[SonicSmashBrawler345]

oh so you think u are eating healthy, but the weight goes up instead of going down. Caught You Eating Pizza!!!!!!!

[SiennaElderly]

A squirrel in one's undergarments could actually proove extremely harmful. A squirrel is completely capable of biting off a hawk's leg. I'm completely serious. No joke.

[orangesho13es]

So that book about eco-terrorists on an island . . . That doesn't have anything to do w/ those books you got about islands while doing that BlogTV show . . . Does it?

[sangryfilms]

i know im the 3rd person in a roll mentioning this... peeps and strawberry hill... interesting... i shall try it before the year ends.

[RefusetoListen]

your peeps and strawberry hill beverage made me instantly love water.

[SociallyChallenged15]

When you said blended peeps mixed with Strawberry Hill... I couldn't stop laughing XD

[senorsqueakydesk]

Those are some really painful punishment ideas.

I do love the idea of a battle royal between an easter bunny and mall santa. That seems like a recipe for epic lols.

[DittoFreak]

Comment 248:

PUNISHMENT TIME! Bahaha mauaha!

I get so excited about these things it's almost indecent!

[Mossflower1994]

The H1 Hummer weighs 10300 pounds.

[actorman123]

Number 2

[ThePsychoticRaccoon]

i just love how a penguin eating hank wouldn't be as harsh as making him watch the Ashley Tisdale Youtube channel.

[SlipFlip]

Imagine if a penguin had to eat Hank WHILE he was watching the Ashley Tisdale channel :O

[tvsuicide4]

O_O For that Punishment, the crime would to have been Hank texting the entire contense of War and Peace.... FIVE TIMES before that punishment should EVER be concidered.... >_>

[Amiryfey]

Haha at the second suggestion

[Wellhereitgoes]

Is the intro theme Brothers on a Hotel Bed by Death Cab for Cutie?

[FancyNewAmie]

Yes, woo hoo! It makes me happy every time I watch it because Death Cab for Cutie is ridiculously jokes!

[cookie4monster4]

yes :D I forget what video but one of them said that it is.

[MammaMia]

I think I may have died of laughter when you said the penguin should eat Hank. And then I came back to life laughing when you said that punishment wouldn't be as bad as watching Ashley Tisdale's youtube channel.

[ExpectoPatronads]

NUMBER 2!

[bandgeekmike]

Who said that Hank had to be wearing the undergarments, or that they need be unwashed?

[lyssalovesyou88]

wtf?????

cook him in his tears?!

hahahahahahahahaahahahaa!!

i'm sorry but that cracked me up.

but i don't believe we should punish Hank so extremely.

but that is quite hilarious..

[51320044]

this video made me laugh so much I began to drool...umm, which could also, but is not limited to the fact that I consumed an abundance of salt-crackers not too long ago...

nevertheless..."replay!"

:D

Question - what if all short forms contained only vowels instead of only consonants?

"eie"...nErdfIghtErs

"oei"...fOrthEwIn

anagrammed: eieio...:. Old MacDonald was a nerdfighter! awesome possum!

a bit of a stretch? perhaps.

oh well

dftba!

[Brighteh]

This comment made me incredibly happy.

[RaRaJaney]

was that last picture the royal crescent?!

awesome

x

[craazydina]

hahahahah this is probably the third or fourth time i've watched this video

and i still haven't figured out what your eating that is so green

and... sandwich-like? avocados? moldy something?

i dont know,

i would like to know

[HPloverFHgoalie21]

where do you send your questions if you have one for question tuesday?

mimi

[robinheil]

the pizza---lol

[dedicatedrr]

Ah, this was the life. A video every day. :) lol.

[caraboo2210]

I know what you mean man! I miss it too! I hope they start again!

[Onthebrokenroad]

lmaooo !! :P

[magickcatmojo]

I don't get your obsession with your weight you seem healthy to me

[showersinger34]

yummy makes your tongue green! omg. i can no longer breathe. your two are hysterical! until about two hours ago i had never seen your videos. no, in the the past two hours i have watched a ton, subscribed, and proved my theory that everything is even funnier than usual after 2 in the morning. it is now 3:17.

thank horsecrazyliza for getting me addicted to your videos.

[iRock71]

star trek is lame.

STAR WARS IS BETTER!!!!

[musicalcurse]

I love Buck's idea, so evil!

[loner823]

Geeze, watching Ashlee Tisdale's YouTube channel!? Ashlee Tisdale INCREASES world suck!

[sesshypuppysbff]

@loner823 I think its Ashley not Ashlee, and she was really funny in some of her roles, most notably in HSM1 and Suite Life of Zack and Cody. I may not care for the show/movie itself, but I happen to think some of the situations portrayed within them are funny and that the actress is not all that awful.

[frogswhatfrogs]

"Make him eat a penguin!" That always, always makes me laugh!

[KateReadsBooks]

HAHAHAHAHASHUUHF!

[TashaRules]

christmas dinner would be a good one even though im late for voting

[ssscooter15]

YUMMY MAKES YOUR TOUNGE GREEN!!!!!!

[Runafrom237]

concert!

[niceandeasygeorge01]

I think about that package tardis too. Damn it.  That should be around....now.

[regularguy5mb]

I think the person who suggested eating a hummer has been watching too much M*A*S*H.

[Summyr]

CONCERT!! Awesome :D

[xxbeatlesxxgirl]

releasing a squirrel into undergarments

hmmm

ouch

[18OrOverYAY]

concert! concert! concert! concert!

[RankoCha]

Am I the only one who thinks of Buddy Holly when they see the glasses?

[scoutisyourfriend]

No, you're not. Am I the only one who thinks "BCG" when I see the glasses?

[lilymina9]

BLENDED CHRISTMAS DINNER!!!!

[StrAwBeRryButteRcuP]

Ashley tisdale ewie. D':

[Nanosauromo]

I hope you people realize that Hank has already performed the concert by now.

[mewtwoGuy12]

concert

[TruculentBeast]

Concert

[jackie9192]

HANK SONG CONCERT!!!!!=D

[galtee99]

it's going to be ok

[XBasketCase1039X]

Concert! Not only would it be amazing, it would decrease world suck! That's the goal of all the best punishments!

[redtail5]

or if i have to do his options... i choose the blender one lol

[redtail5]

wtch ashley's youtube channel that would be a great punishment or mabey buying a hummer!

[smartieepants1]

ashley tisdale. haha. =]

i vote concert cuz i'm a giant conformist and read everybody elses comments. =P

[ahsmith22]

CONCERT! preferably in boston.

[DinoPioPio]

11 days? :[ Sadness

[InsideItAll]

CONCERT!!!

[randomchick100]

I think that if you end up making him to the concert (I put no vote on each one, I'd be happy with both) FILM IT.

I don't care if its an hour long, film the entire thing.

And of course you will film him drinking a Christmas meal if it comes down to that one.

Why don't you make him to the concert and if he gets thirsty just make him drink the Christmas meal?

COMBO OF BOTH!

That'd be cool...

GO NERDFIGHTERS!

[htdjose]

concert

=swoop=

[therichards2000]

concert concert concert

[pyroqueen3]

concert (in chicago so i can come)

[Kinnad92]

concert!

[erucolindo87]

It looks like you're in a library, which is super cool. But it sounds like you might be talking a little above library levels! :-X

<3

[ssar019]

CONCERT!

[nikkiecolie]

consert most definatly! funny and helps decrease world suck!!!!!

[jrhoyne]

CONCERT!!!!!!!!

[kate315109]

that ashely tisdale joke was gold! and do the concert!!! but the drink thing should be reconsidered, like what if he gets sick from that while preforming. that would be a pretty nasty end to the challenge.

[InsideItAll]

Agreed on the Ashley Tisdale joke. LOL!!

[Gemizo]

Option 2 the concert

[Sproker06]

Concert! Charity and blenderized peeps=very jokes!

[Leslie4124]

CONCERT!! Obviously!!

[mspiggy17]

concert! w00tness hank rules

[itsnotproper]

Concert for sure.

What's better than nerdfighting in public, charity, and peeps?

(well, ok, the peeps are pushing it, but seriously, charity ftw!)

[thekaterowland2]

concert!!! yay!!!

[Roowszz]

the CONCERT!!

[keliipuuwai]

concert

[whitneyofgreatness]

i vote concert, it would be pretty jokes

[fattydagreat]

NERDFIGHTERS!!!

I got a Myspace because my friends have one and I sent a message with the word Nerdfighters in it and she thought that it meant people who fight nerds and I cried

[serenadingangel33]

Concert! Yay!

[pinkmage05]

Blenderized Christmas Meal.

[StrogBassBeat]

BLENDED CHRISTMAS DINNER!!!!

[iamCHEEZ]

NERDFIGHTER CONCERT!!

"Look Hank, yummy makes your tongue green!" Haha.

[ayumihamano]

CONCERT I vote for concert!

[taurasmomkeithswife]

Concert. Concert. Concert.

[Magiclad]

Blenderized holiday foods.

[jot88]

performing!

[kpooz]

royal crescent?

[BalletOnPointe]

I vote for the CONCERT PUNISHMENT. It decreases world-suck, spreads awareness about Nerdfighters, and I don't want to see a blenderized meal consumed again. Good luck Hank. We'll be watching :)

[solieldete]

the song punishment.

[ssoclosebutsofar]

the song punishment should be performed (no pun intended)!

[nicoleteresa]

What is the obsession with blending things and consuming them??

[GlorialProductions]

CONCERT

CONCERT

CONCERT

[tazary]

I vote for the Nerd Fighter Concert

[D00shka]

ZOMG IDEA NUMBER TWO! =] the concert!!! :DDDD

[whrismnd]

if you like this vid, you probably wouldn't like postal pete.

[Numai4z]

Live concert, and tape ittt!

[rodvera]

Concert, by far.

[adrienebrooke]

concert!!

[Naxcart]

Hank shouldn't be punished, hes cool.

[memovsaustintexas]

Yes, I vote the concert. Not only is it fun, but with the awesome power of peeps in tangent with Strawberry Hill (sugar) he could potentially put on the first true Nerdfighter concert. Imagine how cool that would look on video...like, strobe lights...smoke...a hardcore metal version of Accio Deathly Hallows...

[CarolineD4]

make him watch ashley

[LadyLambshank]

concert and peeps, I need another sugar rush Hank to round out the year!

[theNYslacker]

concert

[sotahawk]

i vote for the concert, and make sure he tapes it...

[AllieIsBored]

I like the concert much better! It decreases world suck!

[VegainLyre89]

concert (/ ^o^)/ w007! If this wins, please try to tell us ahead of time so we can go see it live!

[AshesTigress]

concert!

[cmaisme]

do the concert!!!!! yeaaahhh!!!

[DARKTURTLE06]

Please watch my videos

[kazoobeans]

Definitely the concert. I give the video 5 random objects.

[khalid066]

who is the yetti?

[magnort77]

my vote goes to the nerdfighter concert! =]

[KuroKitten]

The concert! And I would love to actually see an hours worth of Hank singing XD That would make an excellent video =3

[fanana88]

concert to decrease world suck! woots!

[HelpaBumOut]

did i leave a can of beer in here?

[ddrguy15]

Do the concert. it decreases world suck. and it would be hilarious to watch

[acciotowel]

Definitely the nerdfighter concert! It will be hilarious AND will decrease worldsuck! At the same time! How jokes is that?

[12thLeveIWizardKing]

omg, I vote for the concert! Definitely!

[orange333333]

i think you should do the concert tha'd be sweet

[xXxflamingchickenxXx]

Nerdfighter concert!!!!!!!!!!I vote nerdfighter concert!

[iiperplexedii]

I vote for option two :D

[TINZAA]

I VOTE NUMBER TWO!!!!!!!!!!

[glorwen]

Singing in Public!!

[mestiarcanus]

Although my original suggestion involved consumption of blenderized food (is fruitcake really food? Feel free to discuss), I'm voting for the Nerdfighter concert. Much less WorldSuck that way, and that's always a good thing.

If that ends up being the actual punishment, any chance of making the uneditted footage available for viewing/downloading? I think it'd be quite entertaining to see the whole thing.

[Lakadaevil]

The concert! Definitely!

[stellablue23]

I vote for the concert, which should definitely be filmed in its entirety for Nerdfighter enjoyment around the world.

I sense the beginnings of a Nerdfighter convention...

[barbiedumped2ken]

You know...I was going to tell him to buy a ferret and put it in his pants. And while at the pet store make small talk about why he's buying a ferret and then sell the ferret on a street corner wearing a long trench coat while reinacting the goth look. Muahahahahahahahahaha....ha.

[goingforthegold]

TWO

[DeepThoughtsay42]

Hank is currently a unit of yarn or twine that is in a coiled form. This is often the best form for use with hand looms, compared to the cone form needed for power looms.

[TheWritingWriter]

second

[lpdaisy0323]

definately #2.

[JoeTrust]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz lame not so great

[vlogbrothers]

Well, I don't think your comment had very good punctuation! So there! :) -John

[stellablue23]

Who are you and why are you here?

[AlinaOrange]

wow.

[MisfortuneLlama]

two ftw!

[justanotherminority]

T-this newest video, is it cruelly private or is that just me? -distraught-

[Inkwings]

TWO

[lunalovegoodismyhero]

I LOVE NERDFIGHTERS!

2!

[Lexaaa21]

2 =)

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