Duke nukem UNRATED fun stuff HD

[Masahiro9891]

"Drinking Beer makes you tougher" FINALLY someone gets it. Now if we could just get the cops to understand

[SwedishSausageCream]

Nice vid subbed :)

[titoforeverbarca]

This game Looks fucking crazy!!! Get to kill aliens, Fuck bitches,drink beer,grab shit AND throw It. Fucking epic!! What game is It??

[pokemon5402]

im not a toy kid im a action figure of duke nukem



[pokemon5402]

its funy when you turn litle

[pokemon5402]

im not a toy im a action figere

[MrR702]

"What's happening to us? Looks like you're... Fucked~!" Lmao 3:18 and also at 3:48 Epic-funny? 0.o

[Sobe501]

REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM!!!

[ItsPaiin]

It took 10 years to make this wow fail lol

[Lordiisback]

3:48

[daz2142]

I think it would of been funny if you didnt see duke pee in the toilet but instead he says ''man that waters cold!!!'' Thats what i said once when i had to pee, oh wait!.... that was a dream..... *cries*

[narutofan21332]

3:20

[Wrathchild6803]

@renegade6155 Ya ask your mom, she will know!

[andi4614]

If they're twins, they're related. 0.0

[mankyman6]

@andi4614

Incest, the game the whole family can play.

[Tacos9171]

This game was great I just hated when duke shrunk and he had to go through those annoying platforming levels. Otherwise great game and lots of boobies :D

[cityofplant]

this game is not for kids.

but kids wont listen anyway

[dylanh81]

4:41 i like that wtf sound funny

[renegade6155]

what is a vibrator

[Fleskjereta]

@renegade6155 go ask your mommy

[MrSpankyDaddy]

@renegade6155 It's something you should use for not knowing what this is you little faggot -_-

[huhabah]

>Penis<

WHY DIDN'T WE THINK OF THAT!

WHHYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!???????

[JuicyPorkChops]

@huhabah copy paster, fuck off, this world doesnt need anymore people like u :P

[huhabah]

@JuicyPorkChops >_> I didn't fucking copypaste, I quoted. Are you thick?

[Uchiha2727]

Apparently it s required that you have a bag of popcorn, a vibrator, and a condom to have sex.

I'll take note of this, thanks duke.

[MrProdigalKnight]

I can't believe someone could be offended by this.

[kniptang1]

turd burglar HAHAhahahh

[ienjoymasturbating]

Worst... game... ever...

[CLICKMEYOULOSER]

@ienjoymasturbating For someone who has a username like yours, you would think you would like the game's over the top sexual repulsive wild batshit things.

[crinoss2]

@ienjoymasturbating dough you enjoy masturbating ;-D

[TheMe172]

2:35 THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!

[RaptorKiller01]

DAME ALIENS RUINING THE MOMENT!

[VladimirSmirnov1]

LOL a nuke game withing a nuke game.

[StewieGriffin44]

"Duke, what's happening?"

"Looks like you're... Fucked."

[HDRaptorzzUK]

OMFG lol at 1:08 !!!

[Truth118]

4:38 Starship Troopers reference. Win.

[toonyfatninjas]

aaaaahhh! nothing more fun than kicking back with good old classics game "Icons" and drinking beer getting laid and shoot some mother fucking alien scum for you down your ride!!

[MegaBleigh]

WHY DIDNT WE THINK OF THAT?! (crappy sketch of a penis) WHYYYYYYYY!

[SilthBloobane]

'Duke whats happening to us?'

'Looks like your.....fucked' :)

[Lawrencep2014]

at 0:26 is there a real girl behind that stall

[purcellm100]

THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!!!!

[sephirothchild]

It's rated "M" for Mature and your girlfriend is gonna hate it. lol.

[sticcfiggur33]

I enjoy the numerous game references that are made in this game, for instance, in the hive part one, you can go down into a tunnel and at the bottom is a gun and a dead guy. The interesting part? He is wearing Isaac Clarke's engineer helmet, and to signify that it is, Duke will say "Man, that is one Dead Space marine." :D

[jfreakgaming13]

i got a boner

[TheWierdkid17]

haha dude how much is this game

[V8Sharky]

All of this for lap dance what the hell

[rememberHAZARD]

how could this masterpiece get a bad rating ever

[iiNoxiousHD]

this game had so much potential and this is what was created its just awful

[crazyshady666]

you can grab your shit???? best game ever

[smartguy6234]

squel piggy squel

[STDClanLeaderJared]

1:02 The Shining reference?

[DeadThouusand]

@STDClanLeaderJared maybe, but I was thinking that if some under 9 year olds actually played this then what kind of infuences they'd get from the game :D

[GetARoom1996]

Lol @ The First Achievement...

[Cautionitscoolcat]

@TX3Thiefxxx3 PAUL

[thunderlord2200]

was that game any good?

[TheAdmiral]

@thunderlord2200 No

[Tristian0100]

you should have threw that terd at that old guy lol

[Lianas1980]

is this the PC pr 360 version or what?

[TX3Thiefxxx3]

3 boobs....nice <---reference? anyone remember

[MessiahComing]

@TX3Thiefxxx3 Total Recall?

[KarateKatWarrior]

shit its shit

[ghbutler]

and caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake

XD

[toxictwin7777]

playing duke nukem gets your cock sucked.... im going to gamestop!

[killkarma361]

hoo said that first the eat shit and die think duke or dom from gears of war 2

[xXRenaxChanXx]

@killkarma361

NOOSE YOU SANDNIGGER

[killkarma361]

@xXRenaxChanXx wat

[WREQUIEM]

@xXRenaxChanXx star warz

[DeathByChezBurgr]

@killkarma361 dude was here way before gears

[blubablubahumbug]

omg i didnt even know you could grab the turd

[SirBentley3000]

makes me think of getting this game......hmmmmm........

[MACABREMARIPOSA]

hope you washed your hands after you got that achievement @ 1:40 ...

[aj12695]

lololllolol action figure????!!!!!

[bj12310]

4:42 hahahahahaha *squeaky voice* "what the fuck" LMFAO ROFL!!!

[bluemoonandrew2]

u showed everything but the really good part DAMN YOU

[Supervisor69]

4:42

FRIGGIN HILARIOUS!!!!

>:D

[omaDeadlyTaco]

whats the difference between a month and 4 weeks ago?o.O

[earthfrenzy]

@omaDeadlyTaco on youtube a month could be anytime after 4 weeks but before 2 months. If it was 8 weeks ago it would be 2 months ago. 7 weeks ago it would be 1 month ago not 1 month & 3 weeks. If it was 4 weeks it would be called 4 weeks not a month.

Youtube is crazy I know...

[monster9630]

i get the fucking point a glory hole is a hole where u put ur little chode in and get it sucked.....god damn

[Thunderwolf456]

so was the whole thing just a game within a game?

[ElvisFerbeyre]

this game is so cool

[monster9630]

wat happens in 0:27

[boorah12]

@monster9630 It's a "glory hole"; google it.



[argonar2]

@monster9630 glory hole(means getting his dick sucked

[fallbrute628]

Why didn't we think of that?!? Why!!!?!?!

[TyrannoX42]

3:47

"why didnt we think of that? WHYYYYYY?!!!"

lmao

[36MonkeysThatFly]

THE CAKE IS A LIE!

[earthfrenzy]

glory holes, squealing pigs, alcohol, poor graphics, excessive amounts of one liners, absurd sound tracks, sexy girls, turd achievements, web based fetishes, drawings of cocks and developers shunning themselves.

Please guys don't take this game too seriously it isn't exactly battlefield 3. If you like duke nuken and you want a laugh and don't mind the crazy attempts at gameplay and poor graphics then get it!

[dragon987000]

@earthfrenzy

This game is from like 2008 or 2009 so of course its not like BF3

[earthfrenzy]

@dragon987000 Erm no it isn't??? It is 2011...

[dragon987000]

@earthfrenzy

Dang looked like a 2009 game lol

[earthfrenzy]

@dragon987000 Now can you see another reason why this game is overlooked by so many?

[xReconTAx]

@earthfrenzy Is it possible to take the Duke seriously?

[joshrobdaddy]

"drinking beer makes you tougher". why yes, yes it does.

[2010californa]

( . Y . ) <------8

[Nightcrawler579]

( . Y . )

[Ragindragon541]

( . Y. )

[Kakkerot86]

I don't care about of how this game got poor reviews! this game maybe not perfect and all but after I played this game, I got to say that this game is a lot of fun and hilarous to play...good game.

[breaktobroken]

The cake is a lie.

[PragmaticDany]

the awkward moment when both top comments are the same.

[alex24498]

the top two comments are the same. fml

[M4sturCh33f118]

Forget the lap dance!!!

[SongSung8]

something about those women in the cocoons gives me the creeps

[kungfubrew23]

holy shit 3:37 there boobs are fully clesr nothing on em :D

[joker9111980]

gia trela gelia lol

[IArtGod]

Anyone notice the coughing that takes place during the blowjobs in this game?

Yeah, they're gaggers.

[lalaxbo]

I like this game alot and it was fun ! :)

[dragonlord567]

Look's like your "fucked"

[TheRiderofBlood]

*grabbing a shit from toilet*

Duke: Whoa ! I gain 10 G!

[xyo991]

Duke: Eat shit and die

Alien: OK

:DDDDDDDDDDD

[ColeVecsion]

After 12 fucking years it wasn't good, it wasn't good at all! 

[Cadetdude]

@ColeVecsion maby u were expectiung way to much cuz of the 12 years that passeddo u even know what this game has even gon through? loli thought it was grate

[kewldevice]

0:24 Oh c'mon Duke, you don't even know what's on the other side.

[SKRIllEXcell]

im an action figure

[Tybyqy]

Draws a cock* Why didnt we think of that?

WWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHYYYYYYYYY

[Capr1son]

Im in for the cake

[ReinuAntipuesto]

Philippines too!

[gmhaxxx2]

im from philipines i say Fucked them all

[69Ratz]

An alien game right...

[m03hawkman]

3:52 "Why didn't we think of THAT?! WHY?!?!"

I didn't think of that either...

[TKozlows]

okay, for peoples reference duke said "Eat shit and die!" back in the 90's with Duke Nukem 3D. Not sure if it was said somewhere before that but yeah.

[1968Vietnam1969]

"ooooooo cake!"

[CrazedBoy1993]

"I'll give you lap dance.....Annndn cakkke." O.O YAY CAKE!

[LCPLgeek]

I laugh,d :)

[EricBAndRahkim]

gloryhole XD

[AlmightyGameGuy]

0:41 "Eat shit and die" is what Conrad Murray said to Michael Jackson when he gave him purple pills (thumbs up if you got the D12 reference).

[plastichead3]

( . Y . )

[rigon63]

only duke could kick an 80 yard field goal with no trouble :D

[EnragedArts]

3:47 BEST PART!

[killkill123100]

O.O



[TransparencyDigital]

Hail to the king baby!

[BRexxors]

After 12 years it should be...ahhh, development hell...

[Goldhawk7]

Unfortunately, this is the best parts of the game. Everyone watch this and DO NOT BUY OR PLAY THE GAME!

[bman47421]

@Goldhawk7 why? THIS GAME IS FREAKIN AMAZING! why do u hate it so much?

[jethroyazzie]

Good thing those hoes blew up

[paperarcher]

omfg CAKE!

[SaintRowRocker1]

LOL! After 12 fucking years it should be.

[2944gamer]

Why didn't we think of that.....WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYY!?

[vashnumba1fan2]

Turd wha? xD

[poop32ify]

ohhh why didnt we think of that why why its cock lol

[Keyhooole]

0:25 you do know theres a guy in that toilet next to you

[VampyricalCurse]

"MAXIMUM EGO INCREASED"

[Barderaker]

3:47 the gye talking must be gay :D

[Bobisawesome100]

It's still the greatest game ever

[luckyrodude]

lold at 1:39

[zombiechildx]

...One beer and the Duke is hammered. You're not the same Duke I remember. Oh yeah, and this game is shit.

[KeithWasHere1]

LOL A GLORY HOLE? HOLEY SHIT!!!!!



[SepheWhiplash]

3:22 Dick Nukem.

[hokage1997]

1:37 uuuh this is gross, i got to get rid of this

hahaha

[Nattacus]

RT: Piss.

[mrspideyfan12]

3:46 sooo funny

[mrspideyfan12]

3:47 sooo funny

[MrTerrorsaur]

HE KILLED SHOCKWAVE!!! XDDD

[gg0wned]

3:24 and 5:37 ahahah awesome

[gg0wned]

3:24 rofl

[survivorevil]

even though after 12 years this game was shit

[deloreandmc88]

3:25 first time my foot....it's was their 100th time

[TheDullahan]

Achievement unlocked. TURD BURGLAR.

[albinopig123]

Well they do just not very often

[albinopig123]

I thought the game showed full breasts obviously that's not the case. Why'd did they sensor him pissing anyway?

[bowser206]

Did anyone notice redrum?

[jackmylantern]

haha you shud b able to put the poo in the glory hole. hHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

[TimothyParadox1]

Those girls laugh like old witches... creeps me out.

[noneyahbusiness1]

2:32 Something tells me that the cake is a lie... 

[mariorunner24]

@noneyahbusiness1 I was just about to say that!

[nightdevil6666]

@noneyahbusiness1 lawl portal jokz

[PatientBomb]

Total Recall reference at 1:32 (remember when that guy was fondling the prostitute with 3 tits?)