Hard News 12/30/08

[mhypersonic]

tentical rape :D

[ninjaboyz101]

i wouldn't drink that if i were you.

[ScReWaTtAcKeD]

tentacle (g)rape and with special edition condomns ftw!

[NovaSpec17]

I cant believe I would of ever seen Sailor Moon on Hard News

[chuckroast1492]

1:34

[grekl]

2:48 Destin is trying so hard not to laugh! XD

After what came right before it, I don't blame him!

[cerberus144]

What does Tentacle Grape have to do with sailor moon?

[EvilResidentXIII]

just never type tentacle and sailor moon in the same google image search.

[SamDGoodrick]

id trink somethin called tentacle grape

[AngryN1nja]

pedo bear approves of tentacle grape

[GoSuNiguy]

Unbelievable that somebody that's so stupid lived up to the twenties.

[iamcrazy7]

lmao poor Jose

[mdnthrvst]

I want (to get) tentace graped :(

[evanescfan]

lol at retard woman!

[salvage10]

mmmmmmmmmmmm tentacle grape

[ChuckCoke]

is she honestly that stupid.............?

[StealthyPenguin]

Tentacle Grape sounds delicious, om nom nom nom nom

[RyanDrummoud1234]

gaston you rule

[darthenchantra]

Why...were clips of Sailor moon used in this vid o.0;; ?

[SwordOkami]

Dunno, But now all I can think of is Sailor Moon getting Tentacle Graped... (o)_(o)"

[darthenchantra]

LOL

[zGreece]

Tentacle Grape! I first heard this on Distorted View.

You gon get Graped.

[OleMauritz]

Jose! Damn, I laughed of my ass when I saw it!

[manictiger]

I am favoriting this mostly because of the soda and Wii stories. This is ridiculously hilarious!!!

[nickyt0teh0destroyer]

ARE YOU F*CKING SERIOUS (about the lady putting a credit card in a wii.)

i fear for america (and yes, i am a proud american; so no flaming)

[manictiger]

Yep, majority of the world is just that stupid! And Darwin could be wrong (now looking upon the population in retrospective).

[sakurasboy]

Sturgeon's law my friend, 90% of everything is crap, and that includes people.

[tburysux]

because people today aren't exposed to natural dangers anymore, natural selection doesn't weave out the dumbasses.

[Anthmasta]

natural selection is a random mutation, just because someones a dumbass, doesnt mean the dumbasses gonna die off over the years. The planet could be engulfed in dumbasses if they survived, unless another mutation makes them smarter again. Darwin's awesome

[manictiger]

It was a joke. I was more or less bashing humankind (not Darwin) for spawning so many ridiculously stupid people. I think it's a fluke that so many stupid people have continued to breed. I think it has something to do with it being illegal to kill people...

[DrMlieko]

you pretty-much hit the nail on it's head

[OldSuperMarioBros]

Tentacle (G)rape FTW!!!

[nitemaric]

ok what doesnt give you selfeesteem issues i have them from my bro so what i play games to excape my issues

[PuppetMasterIX]

Jose lol

[gregbest90]

that woman put a credit card in the wii? shes needs a bitchslap ASAP lol

[gregbest90]

and thats why all us g1s love jose... lol

[notoriouslynx]

That bitch is a retard

[TheGannador]

lmfao that bitch is fucking stupid

[DJhedgehammer]

dhuuuii!! uuuhh credit card go in wii... me suck on balls to get money in credit card!

[vectron12]

wow what a fucking retarded woman

[GordonIsThatYou]

Tentacle Grape! The soda with the sharp, thick, deep penetrating flavour! Order for your youngest daughter today!

[jpjose1]

wow thats a new level of dumb

[Ryuzaki306]

WOW tenticle grape soda Who would even buy that?

[SuperMetroidMedia]

hmmmm id try it....

[Gahagafaga]

Me!!!

[jmanrulz1006]

first thought of tentacle grape: wow that will suck.

thought after it was made for anime fans: TAKE TENTACLE GRAPE FROM ME AND I"LL KILL YA!

[TheWanderingMind]

I didn't think someone would be that dumb to put two credit cards, let alone one credit card, into her Wii. Talk about stupidity.

[Spikeman750]

My god, that woman was stupid.

[ZeSpekov]

LLOL CREDIT CARD INTO WII

[JugmoDude]

dume fuckin destin creationism is bullshit suck my balls, however good job keep up the good work

[rockmansonic]

The COLE TRAIN

[Neriskahn]

Confused at the use of Sailormoon, ha.

[GeronKizan]

Do I have to point you towards the hentai doujinshi?

[spartan482]

god damn jose is funny as shit.

[Theowest]

A fat Mario would be good then?

[fillup0]

Take the G out of Tentacle Grape and then you know what they had in mind.

LOL @ JOSE!

Credit card woman: EPIC PHAIL.

[l0nelydude]

No Fucking shit thats the joke.

[sorasnobodiexiii]

Jose = Cole train bitch lol

[AndromedasWake]

Darwin FTW!

Because of this anomaly, biologists will have to refine the theory with more research. Watch out for the discovery of the WIIFAIL gene.

[Twisted86]

LOL he is right.

Survival of the fittest no longer exists. Morons reproduce faster then intelligent people so its going down hill.

[Blastroids]

& Tentacle Grape sounds like a flavor for 7 eleven frosters

[thigthunk]

some people should just be shot

[mudkipNDS]

not b, it's called BAN.

[chewee123]

that woman is dumber than the woman who spilt coffee on her lap.

[watchesvids247]

tentacle grape.... hopefully its better than what theyre referencing....

[WillzoRzZz]

Your a werido

[SteGuitar7]

That test in the beginning is such bullshit.

[TheBloodOfGoodman]

It sure is :(

[Asianman8307]

wow i want some tentacle grape soda

[zachw1014]

lol at Jose

[Relyt22]

Tentacle grape... What's next, Futarade?

[socomfanaddict]

destin was freaking laughing at the end and you could tell

[HorrisNorris]

why do people always target gamers? having good looking people in films, and celebrities affect self esteem no more than games

[Nelius88]

LMAO crazy christmas story

[totodyal]

You should start putting links to the actual news sources in the info section.

[screwattack]

They're all on our site, if you want them just click the link.

[hakkai140]

and you are a FAILURE to being a dick and having no life ever!

[CyrillKR]

lol stupid credit card lady

[MartinRPGMaster]

lmao

[ispsagel50]

Tentacle Grape and sailor moon?

Definitely marketable!

Women putting credit card into Wii to download?

Epic FAIL!

[kingdombrawl]

who the fuck tries to put there credit cards into a wii

[metaltower1999]

jose es puto. and is puerto rican

[Nicl1230]

lol that was funny with the soda and jose

[voidmaster45]

haha Tentical grape! that made my day!

[funnystuffpokemon]

That women is such a IDIOT who would do that to a Wii

[seargeantfirstclass]

Darwin theory

[G33KWARD]

Destin was trying not too laugh at the end.

[wooterz]

I want some of that fucking soda.

[Daniel78219]

First Comment!!!!!

[spencyj]

fail

[Daniel78219]

Success

[tonyx7]

Nintendo wii=$250

Super Mario galaxy=$50

Using your Credit card on the Wii =

Priceless

[Kmannnn]

Why would Jose cry? Hes as badass as Cole, if not more!

[MAXXNinja]

Jose is hillarious.

[supe2313]

lolwut? Tentacle Grape? Creditcards put into a Wii what is the world comming to?

[scorpweb]

rofl putting ur credit card in CD slot? thats fucking gold

[disradiance]

this was a wierd episode

[MisterSavolne]

That part with Jose and Cole... Just DAMN FUNNY!

Sometimes I wished Natural Selection would kick in too Destin.

[JonathanMoore2001]

Loved Hard News. Keep up the good work.

-- God Bless.

[Superuploading]

Tentacle RAPE.

[Joe7946]

u know, it took me a YEAR to get my credit card working on psn

[Tabascofanatikerin]

Jose (cool guy btw ;) getting tons of...bitchäääs?

Sailor Moon in "Hard News"?

And people who put credit cards (or any cards) in a WII??? The world's damn gone mad.

[NintendoJunky]

lololol what a fucking stupid bitch, she doesnt deserve 2 own a game console

[LionheartAce]

Somebody watches the Boondocks. (Jose)

[theaxistube]

misa like corey yummy

[Z3lph3r]

Tentacle Grape xD

[eastrox]

bitches

[willqw]

poor jose :(

[Explosivokewl]

What did José say? "Why do I have to be so fat?"

[OsiBasi]

Beacuse of the study of games ruining self-confidence, which they SAID IN THE FUCKING BEGGING, LISTEN TO WHAT YOU ARE WATCHING DUMBASS

[1MISSINGNO1]

he asked what did he say he didnt ask WHY he said it, moron

[fannboygh]

HES traing,struggling!desperated!!­!!not laugh at the end,so funnie...

[Doominator]

Where can i see more of Jose?

[snipersam3]

jose's puntos on the screw attack website

[TLSWE]

I Heard another dumb story like that. A´n american womman bought a trailer car (Not shure thats what you cal it but you get the point) this trailer had an cruice control. so she simply turned it on while driving and left the wheels to start cooking, the trailer crashed and she sewed the company that made the trailer. it did´nt say anywhere that you had to stay behind the wheels while driving with cruise controll. You know what? she won!

[lodog1000]

jose lol

[jellyman6]

lol they used one of the montages from gametrailers GOTY 2008 awards

[WindWalker940]

yea, that was the first thing i noticed

[xboxbloke8]

yea i noticed that lol

[CrazyInTheMix613]

He Looks Like Hes Gonna Burst Out Laughing

[protothps]

u can tell at the end of every episode, hes trying his best not to burst out laughing from the amount of fail these kinds of people show.

[RoadToDawn51]

And that lady is the dumbest person EVER! She was obviously sliding the card on it's OPPOSITE SIDE! hahaha....what a dumb bitch.

[DemonDogSantonse]

HaHaHa that's funny.

[xenniex]

lol, funny comment, but would have been funnier without the CAPS

[RoadToDawn51]

The caps are for the slow people so that I don't have to say I was sarcastic. :P

[xenniex]

I see, hehe nice

[RoadToDawn51]

Hahaha good to see anime fans finally poking fun at the tentacle rape anime/hentai stereotype.

[triforcecaptre]

That self esteem study is garbage! I grew up with Super Mario. A fat italian plumber! I'm better looking than he is and I still have low self esteem :p.

[Lottech96]

the self esteem part, I think is Bullshit.

Jose is Funny as Hell!!. Hmm Sailor moon and Tentacle (G)Rape. yeah..Who's up for Hentai:-p

and Boy How Dumb can One person be. I hope you gys were able to get that card out of YOur system (I'm sure)

[FlowCell]

The problem with the study is that when you passively view a video, you are a spectator. This leaves the viewer open to self critique. However, when you play as the character, it becomes your image.

The study should be repeated again, but this time have the subjects play the games instead of watch them.

[bestechbg]

totaly agree with you. Allthrough I don't think they will repeat the study.

[darthradoo]

more like tentacle rape

[RoadToDawn51]

Nothing gets past you, huh? You clever, clever person.

[Valentrep]

K wait, so you AREN'T supposed to put your credit card in the wii?

[Blastroids]

if you could slide a credit card down the disc drive, than that sure beats putting down the information with a controller

[TheDavoo]

You know, some games like Fallout 3 can RAISE your self esteem.

The player makes choices and dicisions, and his character either becomes a lovable soul or an unstoppable badass, but it ultimately is the player who earned it.

So yeah, I think that saying "video games lower self esteem" is common, but not always.

[Hellodentist]

"Why am I Mexican," brilliant. (Incidentally, I'm Mexican.)

[Efreeti]

Niko is kinda chubby, isn't he?

[Theboxset]

Is there gonna be a episode tomorrow?

[8H2324]

that what she said!!!

[conkers209]

wait...their are people stupid enough to think that you insert your credit card in the DVD Drive?

[Tacoman1013]

I can Disprove Kansas State I play game and I know I am A SEXY BITCH

[rithonertage]

what the hell did that have to do with sailor moon??

MOON POWER!!

[roger62383]

i LOLed at the woman inserting the credit card into the wii.

[SonicSnail95]

i lol'd at the wii credit card thing... 3, revolutionary little words... ONLY IN AMERICA!!!

[GameStub]

I agree with you 100%!!!

[Shadow809]

LMAO Tentacle "RAPE" You know all the anime porn with the tentacle thingy

[sonicdan369]

Yeah...thats the joke... >_>

[FlyThruDAir]

Statutory Grape

[Falcovsleon20]

Forgive me if I'm being stupid but what's with the Sailor Moon footage? Don't tell she's endorsing tentacle grape! (And if it's a joke on how short her skirt is in relation with the product's name, no I don't buy it. The joke's not conveyed properly)

[AClockworkJerry]

poor jose

[CorazonDeLeon92]

15 boxes of tentacle grape please!

[sikokiller12]

haha how stupid is that woman putting credit cards in the wii console and expecting it will work lol

[hakkai140]

see thats more real i mean im not a buff guy but i dont have self esteem issues anye who has a self esteem issue with a video game character stupid

[sgtmcbadasssss]

stfu dipshit

[hakkai140]

anyone who is saying my opinion is bad meaning you sgtmcbasasssss and you shonuxs must have self esteem issues

[Zer0small]

:-O Self esteem issues?

[ColeDavis94]

mmmmmm tentical rape er i mean grape lol

[TKnHappyNess]

Stupid whore who can't figure out how to buy Wii Points. Maybe she needs a man to show her how since us guys know what we're doing.

[DarkUltima]

*facepalm* And to think people don't believe in drawinism when it clearly shows that in your post.

[ceeqanguel]

i aggree although i must point out one little thing: people don't "believe" in darwinism, they either know about the provable science or not. but i'm sure you probably knew that already :-)

[RhinoG123]

Wow, a woman-hating asshole! You're a real winner, aren't you?

[aveahhmight]

he doesnt hate women that lady is just retarded

[HiveTyrant71]

TENTACLE GRAPE SODA

[people562]

mmmmmm tenticle grape...it is sexy and confusing on what the ingreadents are!

[birdie0man]

tentalcle grape?

no.... no no no

thats just so wrong

it cant be happening

oh dear god

[tburysux]

yeah... that is about the average intelligence of people who actually bought the wii.

[wiihome]

HEY...i bought the wii (and i AM pretty stoopids)

[RhinoG123]

Wow, a fanboy! You're a real winner, aren't you?

[lionel6910]

tentacle........grape.....!? God, i really don't wanna know what is inside the beverage.

[the8888]

rofl

[Ludendorf01]

LMFAO jose!

[johnnymo221]

im showing the natrual selection part to my science teacher

[Dannytrogdor]

i could see my mom doing that with credit cards on the wii

[Xaragon64DS]

He was fighting off a laugh at the end of the video because of the stupid lady putting credit cards into the disk drive.

And characters don't lower my self esteem, I know they are fictional, but being like Mario would be awesome.