Halo: Combat Evolved - Drink Along w/Dan and John Session 3

[Suicider12]

Haha, I love Halo: CE :D I still play it every few months :P

Beaten every level on every difficulty including legendary :/

Know every level like the back of my hand >.>

This level isn't even frustrating compared to some of the other levels :P You just made some bad decisions with guns.

[jebus914]

the assault rifle sounds like an fully automatic stapler

[MrChipinator]

@jebus914 I think you are referring to the SMG from Halo 2. Go listen to that, then tell me what you think.

[theaznskillz336]

46:27 Instant replay button right here.

[honorguard88]

Jon and Dan as a response to your viewer count keep in mind that there are many more people who prefer to watch the stream after its recorded to avoid any lag or whatever (me included).

[CommanderZx2]

Anyone else noticing a lot of stutter in this video?

[DeeManTurner]

@CommanderZx2 yep

[CommanderZx2]

@DeeManTurner The video gets a lot better as soon as they stop streaming to justin tv and youtube at the same time around the 30 minute mark.

[zombine64]

@CommanderZx2 just keep watcing they fix it.

5 mins later or so

[honorguard88]

25:10

How old is that computer??

Dan: 4 years

Grunt: 4 YEARS??!!

LOL

[MrTHEend654]

cool

[HarbingerDOOM]

46:17 is the start of one of the greatest HALO moments ever recorded LOL! THAT WAS EPIC

[Deadlife47]

imagine a cow strip club? how many drinks did it take for that to come up

[Subzero623]

DARN I MISSED IT TO busy playing league lol

[TheNickydeezy]

blah

[wikigameguides]

Alright who can drive to Taco Bell

[xMANBEARPlGx]

FUCK U CHAD

[SternalJet]

Chad

[SternalJet]

Dan

[bbmcp]

DAN YOUR STILL BETTER THAN JON

[Weapon01]

Would you shove a 4 ft tounge in your ass?

[robotchiken234]

porn along

[TheRedBaron2011]

this better have been recorded

[REMIX909]

Fucking cocks

[xMANBEARPlGx]

LATER

[Zombenjamin]

Night.

[HumankillerxWGG]

John you going to get on LoL or TF2?

[yourmothersir]

game on

[kusanagi246]

watch porn next time

[AinEstonia]

Bye Dr Faggot

[Weapon01]

YEa!

[alexisc7]

ALL THAT LOL THAT SHIT IS LONG

[anonymouswogns]

later bitches

[bllau]

so jesse have you ever dutch ovened a chick?

[doubledare97]

Thanks jesse for reading my comment

[OuchifellXoX]

FINALLY GEEZUS NOW PAY UP ON ALL UR DRINKS

[mesy103]

DRINK ALONG TO AMNESIA!!!!!!!1

[alexisc7]

FINALLY GOD DAMN IT

[yourmothersir]

well you got more levels in then last time

[Victahdaoriginal]

READ THIS JESSE

Why are men like cars?

Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming.

[spellcast75]

>,<

[InterludetoPeace]

keez

[doubledare97]

Takes 20 drinks

[xMANBEARPlGx]

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[redarmo25]

FINALLY

[InterludetoPeace]

wow

[thebeerbaron01]

Yes.

[pulsecloud]

PHUCK YEAH!

[REMIX909]

Finally

[DJmourt65]

haul ass damn

[doubledare97]

sorry about the caps

[doubledare97]

wHEN IS THE NEXT LIVE SEESION?

[REMIX909]

RUN  TO THE FUCKING BLUE LIGHT

[xMANBEARPlGx]

ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuun

[DrKspirit]

watching them run around is soooo frustrating

[TurMoiL911]

Of course, if Jesse would get off Wikipedia and look at the chat you would know that.

[SternalJet]

Who preordered  Battlefield 3?

[TheVoiceDubGang]

undiscoveredpwds(dot)com

[TurMoiL911]

Dan, just run to the blue light in the center of the room. Don't fight the Flood.

[thebeerbaron01]

Wrong way Dan!!!!!!

[alexisc7]

Naomi russell she is hot

[doubledare97]

DAN TURN THE FUCK AROUND

[OuchifellXoX]

RUN FOR THE BLUE LIGHT DAN RUUUUUN

[Weapon01]

xvideos(dot)com/video1162363/h­ogtied_2008_01_22_daphne_rosen­_4940_

[HumankillerxWGG]

Please tell Dan that he needs to just run toward the blue light or the flood keeps spawning.

[AinEstonia]

that's 60 a year, assuming she started at the legal age of 18

[pulsecloud]

Just run for the giant light.

[BlueSharpshooter]

GET TO DA INDEX!!! lol

[SternalJet]

check out my Halo: Combat Evolved walkthrough! Im just starting IT and my Youtube career! im planning to go big, but i need lots of subs!

[AinEstonia]

yeah, Tori Black has been in 258 adult films

[Victahdaoriginal]

jesse so drunk he cant read paragraphs, how plastered are they?

[alexisc7]

No Lacey duvalle

[redarmo25]

INFINITELY SPAWNING ENEMIES!!

[REMIX909]

Ron Jeremy.

[OuchifellXoX]

MAKE A RUN FOR THE LIGHT DAN

[bbmcp]

Bree olson

[TheVoiceDubGang]

Erica Campbell

[AcidWorksStudios]

RUN FOR IT

[Weapon01]

Daphne Rosen

[doubledare97]

Amy reid

[xzDANxz]

HOW CAN U NOT SEE THE GIANT DOOR

[LILHAWK123]

Any mw2 or black op vids live/

[kyung15]

nina hartley ftw

[bllau]

dude tori black has no fucking tread left on her tire and shes 22

[mpm165]

what kind of dog is Carl

[redarmo25]

RUN!! INFINITELY SPAWNING ENEMIES

[AcidWorksStudios]

BAN BOOMKILLER30

[TheVoiceDubGang]

boobpedia (dot) com

[Victahdaoriginal]

heres one for a docotr

A guy goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The girl behind the counter says, "What size?"

He says, "I don't know."

She holds up a finger and says, "That big?"

He says, "Bigger."

She holds up three fingers and says, "That big?"

He says, "Smaller?"

She holds up two fingers and he says, "That's it."

She puts the two fingers in her mouth and says, "Medium."

[Boomkiller30]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaa

[Boomkiller30]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[theinside11234]

the door behind you

[xzDANxz]

DAN TURN THE FUCK AROUND

[Boomkiller30]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[kusanagi246]

....

[Boomkiller30]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaa

[Boomkiller30]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[BlueSharpshooter]

The level's almost done

[Boomkiller30]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Boomkiller30]

aaaa

[Boomkiller30]

aaaaa

[Boomkiller30]

dick

[SnakeGeo]

how do you feel about blue waffles???

[redarmo25]

THE BIG FUCKING DOOR YOU KEEP WALKING PAST

[jacobvincent1121]

what u drinking?

[Boomkiller30]

dick

[AinEstonia]

that clapping kind of hurt my ears

[Victahdaoriginal]

ill try a small joke



[doubledare97]

Turn around

[bllau]

dude jesse look up tori black shes only 22

[LightningNC]

WHAT WAS JOHN'S LAST RELATIONSHIP LIKE?

[Zombenjamin]

John did you play the Mod i sent you?

[MrBangsterHank]

keep going once you get to the door with that hologram and stay there

[mesy103]

go down the hall way then take the escalator to hell u goat bastered

[Victahdaoriginal]

qht do u think of the jokes jesse

[alexisc7]

Would you ever fuck a black chick, racist bastard lol

[TheAmazingAtheos]

John will never get laid.

[jacobvincent1121]

so a married couple always have sex in the dark on day she turned on the lights and realised her husband was using a dildo she said explain the dildo he said bitch eplain the kids

[Victahdaoriginal]

SKII JOKE

Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"

[TheAmazingAtheos]

John has never done what Dan has done.

[TheRedBaron2011]

blonde*

[beerduds]

I HAVE ERECTION

[TheRedBaron2011]

the blone pussycat doll

[welsh57]

hjgjgh

[AcidWorksStudios]

or turn the difficulty down

[pulsecloud]

There's a door which has to open - you have to wait. Hide.

[AcidWorksStudios]

Just fight dan

[Victahdaoriginal]

How are women and tornadoes alike?

They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.

[kusanagi246]

fuck her good

[doubledare97]

*(dan sorry

[kusanagi246]

fuck gianna michaels

[mesy103]

HELL

[doubledare97]

At that door john stay there

[TheAmazingAtheos]

Junior I mean John is good at competitive multiplayer but shit against NPCs, which is weird because for most it's the other way around.

[LightningNC]

she got cut because she called the director hitler

[BlueSharpshooter]

this part's gonna be a pain in the ass for them

[Victahdaoriginal]

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"

The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."

Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"

He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."

[SternalJet]

Megan Fox got cut from Transformers because she was complaining she was being shown to much as well. When she does Jennifers Body? LOL. :D Thats another fact.

[Victahdaoriginal]

JOKE TIME

[Victahdaoriginal]

you are a doctor, just say ladies calm down im a doctor cum to me

[zakk54321]

Is Dan a good dancer?

[TheRedBaron2011]

at least pay for kristen to give you a lapdance

[steveboy35]

you guys doing cathrine?

[TheVoiceDubGang]

Stun them all w/ your handsomeness.

[Victahdaoriginal]

I know JEsse is in right?

[AinEstonia]

it's cool that they've been playing for 3 and a half hours, and arent nearly as frustrated as the last stream

[DJmourt65]

haul ass thru them

[Victahdaoriginal]

donations for escorts

[redarmo25]

You have to hold out for three minutes

[alexisc7]

Megan fox has big thumbs

[TheRedBaron2011]

it's a FRAKING drink along!

[bllau]

you guys should honestly just do a stream one night of nothing but the community asking you questions lol

[Anbukakashi001]

cluth it like a BOSS

[zakk54321]

When was the last time you guys smoke weed?

[LightningNC]

She always looks like an angry hooker and i'm sorry but i'm not attracted to some skinny bitch who looks furious in every single picture she's in

[REMIX909]

along*

[REMIX909]

Do a smoke a long

[alexisc7]

RUN THROUGH THIS FUCKING SHIT DAMN IT

[SternalJet]

Check out my channel for a Halo: Combat Evolved walkthroughs! I am just starting out on IT and my Youtube career! I need subs :D And Megan Fox has HUGE thumbs Dx

[DrKspirit]

Megan Fox is overrated

[Th3A1chemist]

Does Dan freak out when he is high?

[Victahdaoriginal]

WIKEGAMEGUIDES pay for an escort at the next offical WGG convention. Business expense

[kusanagi246]

penis or penis?

[beerduds]

have you ever convusled will shitting all over the place