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  • lmaooo , fail video , new yorkers dont say half of these things plus when were saying were goin to certain places we dont call it by its name , we hv our own lil nickname for it..

  • Well I think using "mad" in place of "very" is more New York. I say it like every sentence.

    Otherwise, this video was mad true

  • The best!

  • Where's the train? Move. I just bought this (umbrella). All I ate today was a bagel. Oh they're shooting Law and Order. I know Astoria, the beer garden. I love it here. I hate it here. Who goes to the Empire State Building? I love pizza. Oh, that's a schlep. I want a dog but it wouldn't be fair....all shit I've said.

  • The San Francisco video is just as bad... its just crap new transplants say.

  • LOL no one calls it "Manhattan". Every New Yorker calls it "the city" or "city". When I tell you "I'm heading to the city", you should know which city I'm refering to.

  • @TuAmigaAlly exactlyyyy!

  • @TuAmigaAlly

    not at all. ''the city'' is nyc as a whole meaning the 5 boroughs. lol how people think ''the city'' is only manhattan. dumbasses

  • @TheWillyummm Regardless, when people say they're from Brooklyn or Queens, they don't use "the city". Everyone is already familiarized with "the city" being Manhattan. When I'm going to Queens, I just say Queens. I don't say the city.

  • @TuAmigaAlly Lol that's what we Bay Areans say whenever we hear transplants or tourists say "Frisco." It's like wtf? No one here says Frisco. It's "the city," bitch.

  • Who says this?

  • nothing is worse then fat gay.

  • they gay migration to new york has ruined manhattan...

  • Omg I love momofuku! And magnolia! They're so awesome er

  • Born and raised in New York. Never said half this shit.

  • try again..

  • He got a hoodie at a sample sale, ummmm...ok.

  • Agreed: Shit That Transplanted Hipster-Wannabes Say.

  • LMAO! You mean shit people who live on the safe side of New-York say!

  • YUPPIE SCUM!

  • New york is over

  • Ah tourists! HAHA! I was that way when I lived there!

  • Don't hit me, all I eat was a bagel, where's is the train? and I hate LA, those are legit quotations. I'm not from NY and even I say that all the time.

  • No one in New York says this.

  • i have not said most of these things yet

  • U gay?

  • pretty accurate, its not like it has to be 100% true guys

  • Inaccurate. Born and raised New york and the only thing accurate about this is the train, the bagel, and the tourists. And we rarely call it "Manhattan." It's "The city."

  • Shit shitty actors say in New York.

  • LMFAOOO

    I thought the thumbnail was Princeton from Mindless Behavior

  • Shit that people who think they are funny say.

  • cunts

  • So apparently I'm not the only one who can't stand the guy with the glasses who says, "He's just going to spend it on drugs."

  • "Oo!!! Don't hit me! Don't hit me! Don't hit me?!!" Are you fuckin' kiddin' me?! Obviously not real New Yawkahs...

  • wooord i say that alot

  • Makes me want to visit New York City.

  • New York seem fucking depressing.

  • shit white people who aren't from new york say.

  • I think the proper title is shit suburbanites who become hipsters in NY say.

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  • LOL SO TRUE I LIVE IN NYC AND I SAY LEGIT ALL OF THOSE THINGS!!!

  • @ 1:20 ....ASTORIA REPRESENT!

  • "fuhgedaboutit" is actually what we say outside the city… brooklyn, bronx,queens, staten island

  • Oh my lord. Bless this video

  • THISSSS

  • i was born and raised in new york and half of this stuff they say isnt what we say... besides, they dont even have the accent

  • "I was here in 9-11..." lol. I do say that. I am going to hell.

  • Shit New York Hipsters Say.

  • this is so true

  • Oh I wanna live in manhattan

  • "shit NYU grads who stuck around stay"

  • I like shit new yorkers Never say

  • Because what's in New York other than New York, NY. I'm pretty sure the two most things New Yorkers say are "Fuck you!" and "Fuckin' Pennsylvanian... GET OFF THE ROAD!"

  • Idk why, but the entire time I felt like I was watching Seinfeld lol

  • this is more like the shit people say from manhatten

  • how the fuck are they hipsters this is pretty accurate...im sure most of you just hate nyers in general

  • You know what we really say? GET THE FUCK OUT OF NY WITH YOUR FAKE CORNBALL ASS. That's what we say.

  • this is incorrect...only hipsters.... but just he tourist and move part is accurate

  • Fucking Hipsters!! Should be called shit people say when they want people to think they are a true New Yorkers.

  • Stop saying "oh these people aren't new yorkers, they're just hipsters!!". Clearly, you have never been to New York because everyone here are hipsters.

  • lol those are ppl from manhattan

  • More like "Shit people who moved to New York and now think they're so cool because of it" say

  • @cjcurlyq27

    i definitely said that before you. ''More like you trying to steal my spot light by stealing my comment so you could get more likes''

  • As someone who does not live in New York City, I was wondering: What makes a person a New Yorker if living there, paying state taxes there, working there and voting there doesn't make you one?

  • @sacricolist I find it amazing how a NYer can move to the south, live there for 10 yrs. and still say they are from NY, but soon as a southern move to NY, live for 3 mnts., they claim they from NY like they were born and raised. Get the fuck out of here!

  • @ImHereToTellYou1 Oh! So they are calming to be born and raised there? That clears things up.

  • @sacricolist Yea, I caught one that did and they act as if they were. You are considered from a place if you lived there for awhile but they act as if they are not originally from the south.

  • u dnt go to queens?! ima fuk u up nigga lol

  • so in other words new yorkers are materialistic knob heads

  • @irishkod Not in other words, in those words exactly. :-)

  • @irishkod lol knob

  • They sound like people who live in London but arent Londoners aswell. I think the 'argh...trains' and the 'tourist thing' is universal in all large cities...

  • Shit new york hipsters say...?

  • im from new york, we say none of this.

  • Lol, I love bagels.

  • im a new yorker and i said some of the stuff that was in this video...

  • see 'SHIT ANDY ROONEY SAYS"......so funny

  • To be fair the Wall Street occupiers weren't from Ohio....they were from Canada

  • wheres TAXI!

  • not NYC but I was just in SF and heard people crying about how "Half the people in the city probably arent even from here" wah wah wah. Well news flash you live in a fuckin city that is a TOURIST LOCATION -_____-

  • I live in Chicago and i always say "ugh tourist" I am also guilty of the "move just move" while flailing my arms. this video seems more like what chicago people say.

    -ugh tourists

    -where's the train?

    -I read that in the ...

    -yelp reviews

    but i still thought the vid was funny

  • don't do Brooklyn 90% of real new Yonkers live outside Manhattan fucking hipsters don't know what they are talking about.

  • bravo! 

  • Never herd New Yorker say any of this besides where's the train. wtf

  • Born new yorker. And the only two I can truly say are real are "Where is the train." and "Ugh.. Tourists.."

  • Born and raised in NY - Never say these things. Moved to NY - says all these things.

  • I have lived in new york my whole life and no we dont really act like this. The "wheres the train" and " move" with tourist thing is the only reall accurate one

  • I think new yorkers are really nice! but then again im from massachusetts so anyone seems nice...

  • The bagel thing is the only true one. Coming from a girl from NY.

  • Shit Health Snobs Say is funny too, especially when junk food slap down at McDonalds!

  • not real new yorker's,at all.

  • fucking new yorkers sound nasty..hate whiny people.

  • Who are these hipsters? Stop pretending your from new york. You sound like someone who wants people to think your from New York. Go back to Ohio , Nebraska, Washington or wherever your from.

    Astoria New York

  • You read the post?... Like ironically?

    WHERE is the train?

    All I ate today was a BAGEL!

    I HATE tourists!

    That place is soooooooo in the hole...

    WE REALLY DO SAY ALL THIS!

  • I'm not American.. so I dont understand a thing.

  • I HATE TOURIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • More like "Shit Hipsters Say"

  • I'm a New Yorker born and raised and though some of these things are true (only like two of them do not say the others at all....

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  • I'm a New Yorker, and this ISN'T shit New Yorkers say.

  • He's gAAy , right?

  • Shoulda named it things a gaaaay person says lmao

  • He's gAAAaaaaay , right?

  • "mhmmm.....bagel" lmao

  • im never going to new york city EVER and what the fuck is a york anyway

  • This isn't what New Yorkers say. This is what people that have moved to New York say.

  • lol...i look things up on Yelp! too....and i don't go to Queens either or Staten Island..lol

  • The Real Shit New Yorkers Say: "Look at those fucking hipsters."

  • These bitches aren't new yorkers. They're fucking hipsters. GO BACK TO WISCONSIN!!!!

  • @issacnewton2685 im from wisconsin

  • mmmm! Bagel.

  • fucking looking for the real brooklyn style pizzaaa

  • Where is the 'Fuck outta' heaa'??? I'm a new yorker and i say that all the time

  • i like shit new yorkers Never say

  • I'm not even FROM New York and I can't stand those damn hipsters who pretend to be from New York. You're not from New York. You're from Ohio. Just. Like. Me.

  • @coffeekoneko  I KNO THTS RITE

  • we really do this LOL

  • Not real NY'ers. They may live here but they are not from here.

  • @gdfagan EXACTLY

  • I am tired of people who are hipsters trying to be natives go away

  • 2684 people are new yorkers with a bad sense of humor...

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  • I would hate to live in that rat infested town. :)

  • Lmao I'm a New Yorker and I say it all lml especially the part about the Post !

  • omg, i have to agree with the first guy. sometimes tourists in nyc REALLY piss me off! xD

  • Lol luv this cuz I live like 20 minutes away from NY

  • I live in NY, I can relate to the train, bagel, don't hit me, cash only, pizza, and I want a dog,

  • I WANT ARTICHOKE PIZZA

  • mm. bagel <3

  • i seriously love this so much

  • sorry dude but you do not sound like your from new york ... i've lived here for 23 since i was born and that does not sound like a new yorker

  • Wow. Way to forget about everyone who isn't in Manhattan. You know 90% of New York residents want to be called New Yorkers too.

  • Being a native New Yorker I agree with the whole tourist thing, the train thing and for some reason I don't do Queens and Brooklyn, the rest is just bullshit lol.

  • I was born and raised on Manhattan and these sound like transplants to me, Natives are more down to earth. These seem like tv show parodies of New Yorkers.

  • yeah, why the fuck do new yorkers wait to cross the street..IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET? srsly you are 1/2way there, just cross

  • This is complete bullshit. "I don't do Brooklyn" and "I don't do Queens"? How the fuck is there nothing about Staten Island?!

  • Haha the train one is true! Esp during rush hour!! XD The other ones like 'Brooklyn' and stuff not really....

  • sooooo all New Yorkers are pretentious?

  • ...this is so not ny...these are the single people who move to ny from la.

  • Can someone tell me where the tall guy got his earrings from

  • Was this supposed to be funny? Because it just looks like shit a couple of trust fund babies and hipsters would say amongst each other.