Duckman: Gripes Of Wrath

[612Tiberius]

Ah yes; Duckman unwittingly pulled a Captain Kirk-esque (also middle-named 'Tiberius') "Nomad" maneuver on the Super-computer, causing it to enter onto an endless logic-loop of causality contradictiction, leading to an overload of its programming circuitry, and subsequent shorting out of its entire processing system. In other words, he fell ass-first into defeating this otherwise indestructable global menace. Nice; Now where can I find some of that non-fat Butterscotch body lotion?

[anthonydanviel9503]

The order came from loretta.

[smoothrasin]

To put it plain and simple: To human is to error and it is human to crave error! and if there's error, humans and even cpu alike have to correct error! Humans cannot live in a "Perfect World" cause we would only get BORED! Humans need something or someone to alter/change. It gives us PURPOSE!

[PonAdidas]

That was very profound and deep for a mid 90's cartoon.

[crcoghill]

you know... this episode makes so much sense.

[Itzsaii]

Hummena Hummena Huaa~~

[pazooca44]

the close caption system is useless in this episode

[FreakinHorrorShow]

Anyone who doens't like a good cartoon like this has a serious problem

[Murdilizer]

Does......a highly ranking religious figure evacuate his bowel in a wooded area? Well does he.......?

[WikiSorcerer]

A Paradise takes a complete and utter backflip in around two minutes. Why?

[Radders123]

17:11 brilliant

[dantesinporno]

I realize it's the writer's intention and they're only there to victimize and irritate him with early 90's, PC, leftist bullshit, but I fucking despise Duckman's family. It's pretty telling that they can even compete with Duckman in the being a huge asshole department.

[Wyndrax]

I need one of those video toasters.

[RobochaoXX]

world destroyed

DUCKMAN TO BLAME 

[noodlesmealey]

no wonder teletoon didnt play the first 12 episodes....hey toronto....your coffee's ready

i contribute to it every morning at about 7am. buncha turds.

[noodlesmealey]

gun powder=pipe tobacco

[frtw4428]

Moral of the story: choosing tomato juice destroys the world!

[weirdaljedifan2]

Oh, and wouldn't this have been a perfect episode for Fluffy and Uranus?

[weirdaljedifan2]

Bullshit that Charles & Mambo are 10 years old.

[1080portal]

super computer intro was the same as project 2501 from ghost in the shell

[FearBoo]

tv ? 09:27

[themass109]

meh the ipad is better

[eariesmile1]

what movie did they reference 16:33

[LordDeraj]

@eariesmile1 Who's a afraid of Virginia wolf

[JoeTedz]

there's no way that it's going to be the computer that will make all computers seem obsolete... i mean it's the 90s'!

[GoblinXXX]

Duckman- Get a grip on yourself!

... Let me rephrase that...

[Joshuai3oi3o]

duckman, is actually really smart with alot of subliminal messages throughout the episodes, you just have to be fast to catch them, or usually u just get a glimpse of them and then have to go back and pause to see it, but its good stuff

[roobbbbbb]

At 21:00 makes you think, some dumb cartoon shows can make you think.

[KuruVitt]

i love charles and mambo xD they're cute.

[dare12288]

"I liked having a lot of time but I hated not having anything to do"

That is so true

[NoBull408]

Where's the crapper?

[hypnodance]

Charles and Mambo should meet Lisa Simpson. :)

[das81]

Somebody tell where I can find the music that began at 13:26? or similar?

[spellegrini]

@das81 - that music is an arrangement of Holiday for Strings by David Rose - you can find the original on Youtube

[Heyooooo007]

This is my favorite episode, "They can put a man on the moon but not a deoderant that works past lunch." Jason Alexander is great, I just wish it was still on. Thanks for posting this.

[DeminRamst]

perfection is in the eye of the beholder.

[puppett11]

200 ways to kill a man...

201 ways.

[LouisEFur]

what song is that when duckman is in the house when Bernice is all nice and everything to him? I miss this show a lot, ha :)

RIP Dana Hill (voice of Charles)

[Xarcifen]

O.o umm... was this on Cartoon Network back in the day?.... I vaguely remember this cartoon or atleat i remember the artwork for sure

[nehawe]

I dig the voice of Ajax <3

lol all evil people are always German accent

[TheLinainverse5]

omg at 13:26 berniece is nice. is this the opposite of berniece? lol that's creepy.

[progrockcoffee]

Daisy...Daisy...

[three0234]

hey the old man is like the gollum of lord of the rings. my precious is duckmans foot lol.

[three0234]

really makes you think lol a man on the moon, but a short lived deodorant.

[blue12208]

I love this show bc in the end u learn something from it in this one a perfect world would be just as worst as inperfect one because this world has its own flose problems there will always be people out there to try to make it better and science and technolgy isn't all perfect there has to be a even blance between the two

[Johnny2071]

2:01

Pure funny!

[krissilent55]

@mistressmystery022 thanks a lot for giving away the ending.

[mistressmystery022]

@krissilent55 Im so sorry! I removed my comment!

[fumpingo]

hahahahahaha i cracked up so hard at "foreshadowing"

[ottselguy]

"easy duckman I know over 200 ways to kill a man~!" *rat jar explination and cornfed grins* "200 and 1"

[Azraelseraphim]

@ottselguy Funny thing about the rat jar death is that it actually works.

[Kourus]

roooooooofl at that old man in the prison

[Jeffrizel1986]

I miss this show!! I think this show would do well on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim...

[TchortDamballa]

Big Swifty @ 4:32

[dasnoman21]

non-fat butterscotch body syrup cornfed is awesome

[maloyculero]

I'm going to Busty Bikini Babe fest!!

[Justinfhtube]

It's scary how a low-rated, low-brow comedy can deliver such a s profound message.

[SilverZeo88]

Have you read anything by Jonathan Swift?

[ArtfulDawdger]

Best reply ever!

[ottselguy]

@SilverZeo88 ive read "A modest proposal" was funny if you can take it as a pure amusement work

[ottselguy]

@SilverZeo88 yes I have good sir.

[Cyrathil]

I was thinking that when I started watching that again. When I was around 13 I just loved the show because it was low-brow, but now that I go back and watch it, I can see actual messages.

[Justinfhtube]

Duckman get a grip on yourself....Let me rephrase that. lol

[rickface13]

"erased, ran off thousands of copies...whats the difference?"....lol

[S3LFmc]

BLOOD BLOOD SOOO MUCH BLOOD!

[scotty7]

14:44 hammena hammena howa

[turnercm100]

1:32-2:28 is so strange. I unfortunately can't say i haven't had the same day dream.

[jacko821]

I love the Mr Smith reference

[ottselguy]

the paradox of modern society duckman's kids speak of is so true. Perfection is imperfection.

[killgore333333]

perfection imples there is no room to further improve  beyond a set limit

[hypnodance]

@ottselguy Charles and Mambo should meet Lisa Simpson. :)

[ivanock]

what does duckman whispers at 1:23 after grand mama farts?

[Shinobi241]

"Front row seats.....Front row seats...."

[powerpowerduck]

i lov duckman

[Saphoon]

WHAT THE FUCK?

[johnnyraybosko]

"What?!? You're barely multi-celled!" CLASSIC!! Makes me feel like a better, more enlightened person seeing a show like this,...the only thing that could've made the series better would be a surprise cameo appearance from the Rugrats...only to be completely humiliated by Duckman. But maybe that's happened already hehe.

[Captnuendo]

Rugrats? lol..

[raspberrymuffin]

Lol Grandma-ma's head moves at 9:51 with a look of disgust on her face.

[poxy84]

omg @ 14:50 when he gets the present. lol, this show will never air on prime-time.

[marcushelbling]

look at me. I'm a bug, I'm a bug.

[donneric]

the radio announcer sounds like Danny Aykroyd as Dick Nixon

[thedreamdealer]

If you came 2 this through wikipedia its at 20.21 Daisy song reference back to HAL in 2001: A Space Odyssey

[mephelim]

huh?

[adeebkasem]

duh . . . anyone who watched 2001 would know that.

[hughezthagodfather]

I'm am making a skit here, pretty unique, and have been searching for the jingle (or tune) @ 13:25

Anyone know what the name of it is or how to find it?

[ottselguy]

its one of those public domain tunes from the 50s

[hughezthagodfather]

do you have an idea of how I could find it? Keywords for Google, websites with public domain tunes?

[ottselguy]

Im not too sure try "50s commercial jingles" Or "50s TV background music" Or the like.

[CH3MIS7RY]

sounds like holiday for pans to me...

[metalj3st3r]

chocken fullonutsen...  i cant stop laughing...

[anthoneycrunch]

full flannel shirt and work boot alert! ha ha ha

[laurenhooba]

"Is That The Flan Place"?LOL

[FredSmitih]

I thought we were going out for flan.

[symbal777]

not the best duckman

prolly 3rd or 4th

[BossDread]

Duckman was that shit!! "BLOOD! BLOOD!! SO MUCH BLOOD!!! I'VE BEEN VERY BAD MOTHER!!!!" lmgdmfao!

[50bop]

"Either you're babbling, or in Cherokee you just told me my scrotum is many colors."

CLASSIC!

[SageofSorrow]

This show = INSTANT CLASSIC since the first episode. There really aren't anymore animated shows with this much creativity and intellgence anymore. WTF happened!? Comparing this show to most of the animated shows nowadays, is like comaparing The Fresh Prince of Bel-air(Classic) to any of the "Black" shows on BET. You just don't have quality programs anymore.

[kingscorpion420]

you seemed to have answered your own question.

It is necessary that our attention is directed away from entertainment that is intelligent, creative, and insightful. It could hurt our patriotism.

For anyone interested in related subjects search for:

Ubiquitous Computing

and on a separate subject but similar theme search

REX 84

namaste

[johnnyraybosko]

All true, very true, though occasionally FG and (more often) SP have good-to-great eps, but I'm finding myself watching Duckman much more than either of those two. Simpsons more or less dead to me though I liked the movie. The Fresh Prince vs. BET thing was great too; BET really kinda pisses me off w/ most of those shows since they feel like typical typcasting things. W/ Fresh Prince, people of ALL races could enjoy it and it didn't seem so blatantly restrictive or smug. Still love it.

[ottselguy]

"the greatest invention of our century!"

"CONDOMS~! We had a vote at school."

[GreenGestalt]

This is no doubt about the best Duckman episode.

[TinkerJet]

Duckman: STAY OUT OF THIS, PORKY!

Cornfed: easy, Duckman. I know over 200 ways to kill a man.

woman: you could glue an open jar of rats to his face and blowtorch the other side of the jar so the rats have to eat their way out through his face.

Cornfed: ... 201.

No clue why but I find this quote so funny. XD

[EATITTV]

lol same here!!!

[ottselguy]

I just laugh when ever he says "201"

[johnnyraybosko]

Haha the woman reminds me of a dude I knew back in high school!!

[hellspawn3200]

opps im talkin to Jemini29944

[Crudblud89]

Great episode, I would talk about the message but people have already said what I would say.

[ironturtle89]

this video is disturbing. a globalization of computers. check out the northamerican union and the v-chip. O_o

[johnnyraybosko]

...or the New World Order stuff or the fact that Europe's had plans for that for years already and are eager to get America to cinch the deal, especially now w/ Obama being President. I love me some computers no doubt, but in the end a few very rotten apples are gonna make them the bane of our very existance, and they're probably in the process of doing that full-force as I type this.

[bink]

it also raises an interesting argument regarding the practicality of human rationale versus 'computer logic'. although the human model doesn't always reason in a linear fashion, that doesn't necessarily make it less perfect or inferior than that of a machine. the imperfection of the human mind allows it to process a wide variety of variables that the 'practical', yet linear, computer model cannot.

'practicality', of course, becomes irrelevant when human emotion is left out of the equation.

[Jemini29944]

Hey, who cares you wierdo-nerd. Geez you guys need to go get some pussy.

[hellspawn3200]

you need to shut the hell up and go away. you shouldnt insult people cause this "wierdo-nerd" might decide to send you a nice little virus.

[eesloan4]

zappa music all over the place yea!

[cushe83]

Did any body else find it creepy as hell at 4:43.

[johnnyraybosko]

Nah not really,...just a very overblown case of (pseudo) domestic violence, though the music (probably a Zappa tune) certainly gives it a strange air...on second thought, thinking a bit on it,...yes. It is SORTA creepy hehe.

[Homestar4000]

Viacom didn't violate this. :)

But Paramount Inc. would violate it. :(

[stewartuscoplandus]

how about a society where all the seats face the back of the car and its real hard to drive! XD!

That was a pretty weird duckman episode.

[buttercremehonda]

LOL 5:23-5:31 and 8:01

[tayloreh]

Duckman's totally right I guess. Perhaps that's whats wrong with computers: they're so finite they can't comprehend the infinite contradictions that make a human so endearing.

[GolumTR]

The third, fourth, fifth, and eighth objection to machine intelligence. I think it's funny that people think computers can't make mistakes. Obviously not windows users, like me. But I'll never use Vista!

[pringlechip25]

I'm really surprised at just how intelligent this episode is. Underneath its veil of dark adult humour lies a deep philosophical argument about the impact technology has on our way of life. Is true technological 'perfection' ever really possible, let alone desired? How is this 'perfection' any different outside the realm of technology?

The observation that imperfections are necessary components of a world constantly striving to achieve something 'better' is astoundingly true.

[tayloreh]

Its one of my absolute favourites from the series, and one of the few message shows I'm satisfied with in any series because it doesn't have a redundant moral.

[hellspawn3200]

its nice to see smart people here. not like jemini. people who can appreciate the philosophical aspects of the series.i knew the writer for this show. he taught English at my school.

[tayloreh]

(PS: I just saw this episode again on Razer Canada today) Thats Sweeet! Did you ever get to ask him about writing for the show?

[johnnyraybosko]

It's good that you bring that up, b/c recently I've been having some thoughts on what "perfection" really is. If you think about it, perhaps not even God is perfect b/c there wouldn't be evolution as it is now, but for some reason it's there. People who keep trying to get a perfect technological society are seemingly the same ones in defiance w/ God w/o even knowing it, which could answer for the "End of Days" stuff; humans are trying to do what God didn't (maybe couldn't) do, and he's pissd

[KwestLi]

I really miss this show.

[macc42]

stay out of this Porky! jajajajajjaja

[DampTowelMan123]

it wood be better on comity centrel

[KwestLi]

Been there, done that.

[gurney71]

Put Duckman on Spike TV!

[KwestLi]

Hell yeah!

[GolumTR]

Anywhere!

[Tornado1994]

That makes sense. Viacom does have the say on Duckman.

[jubeitheninja]

Thank's for posting another episode of duckman!

[sakechan4ya]

another great episode^^ hehe I totally seen the lighting on the sign hiralious~ I loved the ending showing how great imperfect society can be~ duckman rocks :)

[Tuggernaut69]

Does that sign say "foreshadowing" down the middle

[Norrec87]

Yes.

[phmann]

great show still wish they were making new episodes

[SakuraMoonflower]

YES! The episode with the "I know two hundred ways to kill a man" (Sherry speaks)

"... Two hundred and one..."

[GreenGestalt]

Ah, sweet nostalgia! My fav show from the 90's!

[terickson82]

at the 6:30 mark... check out the lighting on the sign... MAN this is stuff I didn't catch while watching the show when I was 12...haha

[ozzyscruggs1]

Heh heh... check out the billboard at the end...

Loretta's Secret Deodorant...

[pinpoint11]

this show is bad ass, and i miss it dearly

[AtlantaBoi]

Thanks!! I haven't seen this show since it aired back on USA back in the 90's!! Thanks for the memories!!

[briangriffindog]

Thanks for adding all these great Duckman episodes to this site,I really miss this show and wish it would have had a longer run