Fist Me This Christmas

[hellozio]

fist fukkers of the world  unite

[elianbensoussan]

One mistake : You can tell by the way that they make a fist that they've never fisted.

[EoinJackson]

unfunny

[DeanAMacd]

OH GOD! AT THE END SHE HIT THE BROWN NOTE!!!! :O

[mkehandgrenades]

hahahha wtf i heard this on the dsc. god i hate christmas music so this is fucking hilarious.

[AbaloneAndEggs]

I was the 11,11 like. I'm going to make a wish now.... I wish to get my asshole fisted this christmas. God bless us. God bless us everyone!

[chrisfeth]

God bless Hiroshima.

[Caplanpourmoi1]

Die Sänger haben gute Stimmen. Leider kann ich den Text nicht verstehen.

[katjasplichal]

@Caplanpourmoi1 "Fisten" - Posex mit der Hand (der ganzen) - also.. "Ich brauch keine geschenke, schon gar keine teuren, sondern bring einfach das Gleitgel und ähm -- besorgs mir unterm Tannenbaum." Das ist es im Wesentlichen schon.. "lass die Verwandten anrufen, wir lassen es läuten und besorgen unser Halelujah selbst" -- also alles etwas verferkelt aber sehr sehr hübsch vorgetragen, wie ich finde.

[Caplanpourmoi1]

@katjasplichal

Puh, der Text ist dann aber ganz schön hart.

Danke für die Übersetzung.

Aber die Stimmen der Leute sind einfach genial.

Die könnten auch was "besseres" singen. Wenn man schon so schöne Stimmen hat.

[Vogradify]

this sucks

[Ilma1984]

@Vogradify not it fists

[MrTitanRed]

Well there goes my innocence.

[yowermutha]

Only thing I didn't like was that Crisco was being used as lube. Miracle Whip works much better, has a mo\re viscous consistency.

[imkingofmymind]

that woman on the far right, super hot!!!! if she wants me to fist her.. i think my gf will understand

[MrRumpwrestler]

Nothing like a good fisting to the elbow at xmas time......

[DAZI1988]

hahaha



[Yoeri1985]

I managed to get this song played in a pizzeria \o/

I love it!

[yourmomiskool69]

haha wow...talk about holiday cheer.

[PuschelSabs]

so funny, so lovely, so real

[TheRofl2000]

kinda disturbing that the guys are singing it too

[MrRumpwrestler]

@TheRofl2000 ARE YOU ACTUALLY JOKING? I JUST NOW FISTED A GUY AND HE SAID "MERRY XMAS".

[sazji]

@TheRofl2000 Why? Guys invented fisting! :) (And they probably get more fun out of it...)

[JansRox]

I'd fist the guy... fo' real

[tehthirdperson]

How in the HELL did they get grandma to do it?!?!?

[OrganizedChoaz]

that was so random...lol

[kennydsfo]

I feel in th spirit now a bite

[missyleesee]

i love their innocent looking faces!

[extravagantamoeba]

One of the only Christmas songs that didn't get on my nerves this holiday season. If only they played this song at the mall when I was doing my Christmas shopping...

[TheForgottenPanzer]

How about a DF ?

[MacOverPc1]

rofl!!!

[ludoludo80]

hahahahahahahahahahahah

love lol love lol

merry fistXmas!!!!

[xntrickk]

LOL

[sollipsistic]

Merry Fistmas to one and all!

[CarolFil]

Points for the tuba.

[SaganAppreciationSoc]

A new Xmas standard!

[faviv]

And to all those who asked about the guys in the song... men can be fisted too. Just so you know.

[theseskiebeast1]

ha.......haha...........there are guys

[Nakarti]

Not as good as "Do you take it in the ass" song

[Stabiloten]

only bad thing is that there are guys there

[apocalypticbob]

Bwahahaha!!!! 

[amethyst48]

OMFG lol too funny lol

[Fistdaddy1]

THIS IS GREAT LMAO

[armybeef68]

LMFAO....um, but why are there two guys?...wow, even if I was gay I wouldn't be in a video about fisting

[mickdimas]

Glory Hole-a-leu #XmasMu-ZaQia

[MarkProffitt]

The TSA Theme Song this year.

[FredDude27]

They would probably have burned these guys in the dark ages...the 1950's that is.

[sloopguy]

these females are cows .Ugh!!!

[GlovedFury]

i LOVE FISTING!!

[Onchei]

Is the guy on the far left Zach Weiner?

[partyzane]

LOL!!!

[FordV8Guy]

Eww. Bad. HAHA they make lite of the worst queer act imaginable! That's not something to be proud of, when a dick up your butt just aint good enuff no mo. I know alot of fags, and never met one into fisting. Thats just bad. I would never do that to somebody, and I would have to be possesed to have it done to me. They must be on some screwed up drugs.

[DevilWearsCavalli]

Can't wait for Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!

[anticonservador]

¡¡Fantástico!!

I love fisting!!

[temper616]

i want to know something, is it just me, or is that blonde girl on the right extreamly pretty???

[sillyrnu007]

I feel like I missed something. What is fisting? It sounds dirty.

[temper616]

@sillyrnu007 its like fingering, only with ur intire fist,

[TheBLUNT22]

what the fuck is wrong with you

[mreyelaser]

LOL

[AtomicPunk23]

anything to get on youtube, meh

[allesinmetaal]

you guys need some serious councelling...this isn't healthy any more, it's mental

[poosaypirate]

@allesinmetaal really its you

[BloodroseBathory]

Fuck, that video's gorgeous ^_^

[busjeenkatinka]

F*cking awesome!!!!

[neeltjeloserkid]

AW RIGHT.

[MrRudefag]

im ready, but u right do the pope fist, sorry first

[jemtoad]

Glorious - loved it

[PeopleGB]

Awesome i put it on Xmas dinner when me family is around................

better not ^^

[eyeclashragazine]

A fist for you tightly wrapped in a box!

[rasonage]

o_0

LMFAO

[tuckben]

a new low

[Zardoz2K1]

Zed Likes!

[MrKirbyguy]

this song is awesome. i think everyone needs to hear it.

[poosaypirate]

@MrKirbyguy  STARTING WITH THE POPE

[Everest06]

Happy Fistmas everybody

[poosaypirate]

@Everest06 AND A CRISCO NEW YEAR !

[thisisbonkers]

lmfao niiice, hope i getta fist this christmas :P

[2pjakos]

hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa =;-))

[sirkriskringle]

ROL :D

SKK.

[KimDonesia]

Gahahah. xD

[cutepuppyeyes1000]

That is sick I just cant wait until christmas not because of the gifts you get nestled under the covers and yeahhh

[SaintTony1968]

LOVE TO FIST THE LADY 3rd on the LEFT Shes YUMMMMMMMMMMY

[ddog0804]

bring the crisco lol

[therealCanablisS]

LOL i luv the Tuba

[CIAfreak]

ROFL

[alternapersona]

lol dirtiest christmas song since "CHRISTMAS WHORE (I SAW MOMMY)" hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[zipperheads82]

wierd.........................­........

[nibbler102]

Just bring the Crisco *sing*

[joeb930]

Adjectives fail me...Hell, words fail me...

[xTitoRocksx]

lol they rock

[Myozerine]

Love American/English people.French people are so serious we have'nt video like this in paris!

[demokkid]

ever so silghtly disrespectful/offensive for anything christans and christmas stood for, don't you think?..

still nice haha, the 3rd from the left is class :D

[BlaqueInk]

No, not really. I found it hilarious.

[Gwenyvere88]

I don't think it's against the idea of christmas. I mean, christmas doesn't mean opening some puzzles, spending a lot of money on things you'll through away (as it's said ) or you don't like, but showing people you love them and give them something they like- for example a fist :) Why not? I love it when my partner fists me, and it makes the day very special.

[Piper259]

It's not at all uncomfortable?

I've never tried it with my partner.

[DINDRAGON]

@Gwenyvere88 O_o The closest tradition to that in my country is roasting a lamb on a spit in Eastern...

[SYTHE5]

Christmas IS NOT a Christian holiday. They shouldn't even celebrate it.

[demokkid]

explain please?

[SYTHE5]

Christmas is a Pagan holiday. Jesus wasn't even born that day.

[demokkid]

good point but its what the day stands for in this day and age... though i do agree christians shouldn't celebrate it.. the day does 'represent' jesus' birthday so the video is quite inappropriate...

[zodiwankenobi]

And here i was thinking that christmas meant "mass for christ"...silly me.

its true that to convert the "heathens" they put this mass close to a feast the heathens held to banish the winter. that way the "heathens" could party like they used to, and thereby they were "eased" into christianity.

As to when jesus was born. Anyones guess is valid. its about 2000 years ago and therefore unlikely to be precise anyway. My 2c is that CHRISTmas is a christian holliday, but the date is "political"

[zodiwankenobi]

wall of text was directed at SYTHE5

[poosaypirate]

OF COURSE ITS POLITICAL SILLY GOOSE

 that said

"heathens"= ??? what is it

isnt that christian word for PAgans?

HONK! HONK!

[hitsoundz]

That is F'ing Hillarious! Good job!

[pfat0]

The internet has enabled unfunny morons with the ability to spread alleged humour like this without shame.

I hope you all die of Swine flu.

[gojo876]

uhhhhhhhh

well then

ok then

[krees91]

Merry Fistmas!

[speedypuffy]

very cute

[daddyodzigns]

fantastic the funniest thing i've seen in a while!!!

[ncpigmv]

"Fists Across America!" sweetie!

[trowe3000]

That's the spirit! Make a fist and drive it home!

[sexboywonder]

so like did Crisco offer you any money for the product placment or was that considered "free advertising" ? *smirk* I guess one can decorate the christmas sling with balls and tinsel. but it would look charming with lights. electro lights.

[headhunting856]

AWESOME!!!

[Astarakatiskis]

I'm going to submit it to my Church for a new Christmas carroll... lovely! And I love sing it at my family reunion these Holedays

[maybechildhood]

fisting is good times.

[slinkydebaser]

Aaarrgghhh! Having sung this many times to huge all-round amusement, it is now lodged in my head! Help!! Come back "Last Christmas", all is forgiven...

[ohioleatherpig]

absolutely FFreaking FFantastic !!

[NikXLII]

Oh, Lord ... so wrong. But in a good way. *G*

[berlinmark]

ROFL - THE BEST!!!!

[delmlars]

The swinging fists of the carolers are too much! LOL

[Solvaus]

not funny

[muscleboundhomo]

My butthole hurts just watching it.

[benniemuzikaal]

HAHAHAHA, this one is so good!!! I guess it must have been difficult to stay serious while filming it ;-))

[johnnyioslo]

Fabulous

[danhd]

What's fisting?

[delmlars]

It's the act of anal or vaginal intercourse with one's entire fist.

[mc4bbs]

Awesome!!! Thanks guys!

[plowhand98122]

Wow, my sentiments exactly! Talk about spreading (for) some holiday cheer, lol!!!

[maurix61]

I wish I could sing with them!!!!

[zest4life4ever]

my favorite christmas choral this year !! HILLARIOUS

[SkaBear99]

sure it is that kind of gift that fill the emptyness inside us!!

now I know what to sing during my christmas lunch with my family!

[bisnagaboy]

Just what I've always wanted! LOL

JUST KIDDING!

Really, just kidding!

[ecoomber]

OMG! I love it. I wasn't expecting *that* when I saw it embedded!

[DarthRhody]

excellent....truly excellent.

[daddyzliltinkerbell]

loving the kinda sick humour

[tiredoflies]

I was having a bad morning.

I needed that.

[MilamberUK]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[Scix]

Love them.

[Psygro]

LOL