TMK Reviews Mortal Kombat 3 for Game Gear

[grgmj1980]

Why is it nano instead of kano.

[meriokingston]

I'm gonna go out on a limb here, but

do you happen to like Mortal Kombat?

[biracial910]

fuck you Kano you PIECE OF SHIT!! FUCKIN CUNT!!!....

you have to be reaaallly precise and the moves you need a gap to do them.. ad most of the time you dont have a fuckin gap cauSE THE COMPUTERS ALL OVA YOUR AHSSS LMMMFAO

[biracial910]

THIS VIDEO STILL FUNNY AS FUCK

[dude555413]

you are best person ever im american and i watch ur videos every day

[jlenoconel]

Ha ha your reviews are awesome man. Funny. Most people copy AVGN on their reviews and its lame. I like the Australianess of your reviews lol. I get the Aussie humor because I'm from the UK originally.

[The00oreo]

stop saying fuck and shit and cursing god its just a fucking game calm the fuck down

[shiekurbootE]

@The00oreo its just a review calm the fuck down...

[biracial910]

@The00oreo BITCH HE CAN CURSE IF HE WANTS ITS JUST WORD. SHIT CALM THE FUCK DOWN AND DONT WATCH THE FUCKING VIDEO. YOU DUMBASS. NO ONE MADE YOU WATCH IT YOU PIECE OF DOGSHIT

[xJBx72x]

@biracial910 Yeah, HE'S the one who should calm down.

[TheLegendkiller2100]

@The00oreo o_O

[IanThunderbolt]

Actually the stuff on the back of the box is Identical to that on the MD NTSC US version, I'm reading it and it's mostly the same, dunno if PAL boxes for them had it too, or any of the SNES versions

[ReiAyanami4]

Was the Game Gear version of MK3 released only in Europe? If so, I'm glad that it was never released in North America.

[zubz3rox]

u got to admitt its better than gameboy colour lol

[TheMkvsdcrocks]

your game reviews are awesome and i can watch them over and over

[sonicrulz101]

hey who do you recommend for UMK3?

[MFZ95]

this game has no music in the gameplay.

[ThePowergloveNinja]

Holy Shit TMK! You are starting to sound like me when I play games!

[agranados0101]

were do you buy ur games?

if its from a website can you tell me where you get your real games at?

great reviews and secret videos . i subbed =D

[465silas]

tmk you fucking rule



[pokemaster12315]

are you from PA

[rev1eval]

as always great review hope u get some new info from e3 ;)

[juancapo999xd]

While men's version of Sega Game Gear is better than a Game Boy, Game Boy, but the interest is not

Like 5 / 5 XD

[superuriko100]

haaaaa

liu kang!!!

:D

[crashandcortex]

Watch out for this dude!

LOL, Mortal Kombat and "dude"! Never thought I'd see them together!



[Retro1Gamer]

Mortal Kombat 3 (Game Gear)

Graphics: 8/10

Sound: 5/10

Game play: 5/10

Fun Factor: 4/10

Overall: 22/40 (5.5/10)

[mkmaster666]

here is a hint: keep doin jump kiks it always worx

[mkmaster666]

realistic action my asshole

[RiseToTheBottom]

another thing. I has this for an emulator.

I really does suck ass

[RiseToTheBottom]

PLEASE REPLY

Is mk3 for nintendo ds.

cause i can find it

[Des9205]

they fucking ruined it for the game gear

[mdmax09]

I like his cursing. It has a comfortable fimiliar reminding me of my alcoholic parents kind of feeling. <3

[gilbertoaz09]

essa cara joga muito mal!!

perdi 08:11 da minha vida!!

[0Kitana0]

@gilbertoaz09 Vai ofender o Chuck Norris.

[gilbertoaz09]

@0Kitana0 impossivel ofender chuck norris!l

[Chumpster1981]

If you wanna play mk3 buy a damn DS.. This machine was not ready for this kinda stuff back then. Most know that..

[Chumpster1981]

Ohh damn I forgot about Trilogy and 4 for N64. Which I think its because they were HORRIBLE games in the first place.. I was like 14 and really what made that game big? Thats when killer instinct was big too. Trilogy was good on N64 over PS anyday.. NO LOADING! :)

[biracial910]

6:09 - 6:15 was fuckin HI- LARIOUS

[MrJamblaster]

Cool. Sup? Names Jordan. I Have Mk Trilogy for N64,Armageddon for xbox,mk4 for n64. Respond.

[Chumpster1981]

@MrJamblaster Respond for what? I have Mk1 Mk2 Mk3 for Pc and Genesis.. Ultimate for Genesis , Mk 2 for 32x and now Xbox 360.. Well Mk2 I had on xbox just from Midway arcade classics, but that isn't "true" to it. But no stupid files here.. All the same basic cartridges

[electicnightsynth]

lol dude is that some kind of hip crap to get people to play the game funny review

[chucky78596]

Your game reviews are good, but lose the swearing and bad mouthing...it get's very irritating, fast -.-

[TotalMK]

Fuck you.

[stoltobot]

lol

[Des9205]

@TotalMK KEEP REVIEWING

[rkoguy]

@TotalMK lol nice reply.

[dj9mhz]

@TotalMK  lol

[mjolnircj]

The swearing is what makes it hilarious!

[TheUkrainianDream]

@chucky78596 Stop being such a baby. :D

[H0RR0RFAN214]

hey totalmk wanna be friends?

[xulica1980]

you shud play more on gear this was my favorite game

[frankiegfunk]

sounds like he cut a fart about 1:57 lol

[stepmaniaplayer283]

This Dude? lmao :D TotalMK cracks me up!

The Videos are awesome.

[OtakuDeju]

Lickitung call and he wants his tong back. Apparently Smoke decided to use it for a grappling hook. lol Anyways, Mortal Kombat 3 for the Game Gear was only released in Europe.

[joosep]

Yeah, MK3 on Game Gear and Master System (only released in Brazil afaik) sucks! And also, I agree the Gameboy edition doesnt play as bad, but still, MK3 on Gameboy needs to be better.

[Oscar35101865]

fucking Kano

[pspcoolkid]

i thought this game would be rated 15 at least rather than 11

[bryanmej]

man i was breking my bolls for a game gaer and the game !!!!!

[RydanDenali]

great stuff man

[kempet]

Bit offtopic, but are you going to do review for the PC versions as well? Those were the best ports afterall back then ; )

[smutpeddlers420]

i like when he does the voices of other people on youtube.

[randommuchlol888]

You know, up till now, i always thought that game gear was a home console. Never knew it was hand held.

[IanThunderbolt]

Great reveiw TMK, never stop swearing okay :)

[WebVMan]

Dude! I'm jumping around! This game is the most realistic game in the1990s! Except for the blood and monsters and cyborgs, etc. It's the coolest thing since Ninja Turtles!

[Randall8808]

lol!! 6:10 6:15

[TotalMK]

haha im far from "sophisticated" put it this way I swear all the time playing games, even when I like the game I swear. When I hate a game a cut loose...its the only way to ease the pain. I am not trying to be professional either, this is the way I do things.

[TotalMK]

NostalgiaMadPspmad: TMK reviews are ment for adults...sorry if the swearing offends you but Mortal Kombat is a mature rated game, so it stands to reason that the reviews are to. You can always look up Jak and Daxter for PSP.

[ronniej1183]

does profanity offend you or something? quit being a douche-ass and watch another review if you don't like this guy's, dipshit.

[EllfenIied]

stay away from this game 0_0 its worse than mortal kombat advance

[Eggheadcobra]

But not worst than Special Forces.

[XGamingPhunX]

@Eggheadcobra not really, Special Forces is playable, this is not!

[papercanfly]

how about this one? can I have it?

[williamhowe1]

JUST 8 fighters???!!!!!

[DBoyNasty]

"Fucking realistic action my asshole" LMAO

[MKseries]

hahahahahaha 6:10 ROFL hahaha

[100percentmk]

what you say in your mk advance video fits perfectly into what i think of this

"hideous music and shitty gameplay"

[ShadowDragon0007]

What does the smart code do

[fafnir490]

did you will stop saying "fuck" one day?!

[TotalMK]

NEVER

[FunkMastaMegaFlex]

Whoa this seems like a replay of Mortal Kombat 1 for SNES. Can't say I have ever played this game before but after watching your very insightful (and hectic) review if I ever come across a game gear and a copy of mk3 I'll avoid playing it like the plague!

Smokes Lizard tongue is a simple case of fighting to many chicks that look like sonya, c'mon man if you were fightin chicks that looked like her you'd show here that that thing isn't just used for talkin! lol

Great review though keep it up

[NCslice911]

not really, theres like a few added people and a few added backgrounds

[100percentmk]

if the a.i wasnt a little bitch like you say, then i would probably think its okay, but apart from that i agree, this is a total piece of shit

[MKGenration]

i just bought mk 1 for 1.00 on ebay lollolololol

[retrogameparadise]

actually you might like mk3 master system, i dont like it though, the a.i may be easy, but everythig else is horrible

[blade1550]

watch out for this dude!

[blade1550]

6:11 XD

[tnafever]

I use to buy MKs for game gear, but they never released MK3 for GameGear in the US.

[chucky78596]

Ha Ha :D

Nice and funny, MK 3 review

[kinziechem]

Codes

100100 Disable Throws

020020 Disable Block

000707 Quarter Energy Player 2/computer

033564 Fight Shao Kahn

[Jago666]

i played the master system version and it's even worse than the game gear

[LacourBri]

don't worry i wil get mad to

[retrogameparadise]

7.04 because it is so hard to find you end up having to pay full price for it anyway

last time i saw it on ebay it was £70

you live in australia so i think its $150

[TotalMK]

MK3 Game Gear no way! I see it from time to time in Cashies stores...$10-$15

[Ih8heels]

after the review, did you ever had the chance to perform any fatality on this version? If not then use this code

LURD12

000707

(quarter energy player 2) >;)

[44eelz]

completely agree how game designers fail at making fun games, everythings about how good graphics are, which is pretty cool, but i remember when the ps1 came out, i knew PCs had better graphics the ps1 games were just WAY funner and had really good maneuverability.

i miss those days...

[mjdoomreviews]

the sad thing is this crappy port is really easy once you get used to pulling of the moves im also one of the unfortunate owners or this port i feel your pain!

[dedkmk]

mk3 for game gear and master system was much worse than mk2, so sad lol

[retrogameparadise]

i also give this version a 2/10, the reason im not giving it a zero is because at least there is blood in the game, and the music in the master system mk3 is atrocious, its that bad that none might be better off, and there is none during the main fights in this version

[retrogameparadise]

6.20-6.26

i just saw your mk3 game boy review and you gave it 7/10

are you sure you dont mean worse than mk advance?

[retrogameparadise]

im guessing the only reason you have this as part of your collection, and i thought the same as you when i first saw it

"what the fuck is this shit?!"

[TotalMK]

haha, true. As shitty as some of these ports are I still collect each version of MK. I almost have them all except a few.

-TMK

[kinziechem]

What Mortal Kombat is the best on the GAME GEAR? What is the worst?

[NixonTech2071]

Its so hard to believe that this color version of an 8 bit port MK3 is worse than the gameboy version.

[viewtifulethan90]

lol smoke has a tounge in his chest lol

[subzeroscorpain]

lol your funny when you lose

[ulcah234]

what's worst this or mortal kombat advance?

[bgasman]

I know Kano kicked your ass! so, what's the code for to unlocked Smoke for Game Gear version for Mortal Kombat 3?

[TotalMK]

192234

[natedoggcata]

Watch out for this DUDE! This dude? Whats this shit!?

hahah lol'd!

[keithealy]

i found tis vid fucin halarious

[terry8417228]

dude , where u from because u aren't an american , ur accent is like chinese or japanese.

[mortalkombattrilogy1]

uuhhhhhh....terry,hes australian,not chinese or japanese....

[TotalMK]

lol chinese, Japanse....hahahahaahahaha Just when I thought the world couldn't get anymore fucked up...you post a message here. There is no hope for humanity.

[terry8417228]

i didn't say anything racist !!!!

[terry8417228]

i didn't say anything racist !!!

[ak47ering]

akklaim died when they made a shitty version of turock on n 64 so lol. there over with

[TotalMK]

The company was around long after Turok 64. One of there last games they distributed here in Australia was Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance.

[ak47ering]

oh i stand correct. but Turok 64 still sucked so neh!

[mortalkombattrilogy1]

hey dude,ur freaking funny,but wat did u say at at 6:13,fucking cunt or something,lol,ur kool dude,reply me wat u said,lol

[TotalMK]

Yeah...Kano kicked my ass with his lame AI programing so I called him a "peice of shit...fucking cunt!" ;)

-TMK

[mortalkombattrilogy1]

lmfao!!!!!!ur fucking funny dude,at the end u were also fucking funny,wat usaid,....FUCK THIS,FUCKING PIECE OF CRAP!!!!,LOL,ur badass dude

[karlozk16]

xP hahah oh no smoke has a red what xP hahah this is a pretty shitty game dude...but great review ..xP lol when you´re mad xP pretty good i loke more when you are mad than the game xP 10 for you dude !!! xP MK!

[zacharyt1122]

WTF?!? That was a review?!? No, it was you getting your ass kicked on a frickin game gear! You didn't even review anything! God, learn what a review is.

[TotalMK]

The game is so horrible that it can't be "Reviewed" all that happens is "you getting your ass kicked on frckin game gear!" So how about you shut the fuck up and kiss my asshole?

[zacharyt1122]

No, a review consists of talking about graphics, sound, gameplay, story. But all you did was cry and say "This is unfair! Kano is kicking my ass! Boo hoo!" For the record, this game is tough, I will admit, but I have at least beat the first opponent!

[TotalMK]

I mentioned the sound,music and graphics in the review...but the biggest part of an MK game is the GAMEPLAY thats why I chucked a shit at how horrible it was. The fact that I was going on about how bad the gameplay is, was the review...in a sesne a horrible game. Sorry I had to explain it to you, it makes you look kinda dumb now...

[zacharyt1122]

Nah, I think you look pretty dumb enough getting your ass kicked on the first opponent.

[TotalMK]

Funny how you think I don't talk about the gameplay in this review...Thats what I was talking about the whole time! The game isn't tough it has shitty AI programming. I have beaten Kano to, just not on camera...big deal I turned it off after that anyway.

[Bombtrack411]

I have a Sega Genesis Nomad. Does anyone else know what that is? lol

[TotalMK]

Yes! I love my Nomad! I need to get a battery pack for it tho :/

[Bombtrack411]

The Nomad is the best! I still play it!

[XMikexSonicX]

I notice that there was no bkg music , wow very original , and also , I wasn't able to transport people to different stages by uppercuting ( I'm guessing thats what the back cover said ) , yet it didn't work for me :P What liers lol . Great rant .

[jadefade08]

LOL u r funny wen ur mad!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o :0 :)

[kiddthunder12]

ok im officially sorry for flaming you for the superman vid im subscribing you haha wow watch out this dude lmfao

[shadowtiger18]

You're funny when you're mad

[mkfan93]

i never haerd of a portable sega consle wtf lol

[natedoggcata]

lol how old are you? This was released in the EARLY 90's and didnt last long

[VainZiler]

Man, we're both such dorks. X_X We talk to our games as if they're people, like little kids. Kinda backwards ain't it?

[CrazyFox101]

LOL:

"I am the Game Gear! I will take all your children!!! This thing's huge, man..."

[tobemorecrazy]

I just love how you thank god for the end to the Game Gear reviews.

[CutMan567]

watch out for this dude

[raptorakias]

haha

[SubaruXT6]

i dont know how they can call it mk3 when not all fighters are on it. thats what i hate about handhelds back then anyway.

[sonicheros23]

To bad MK3 was never released in North America for the gamegear.

[TotalMK]

Dont you mean, "How lucky we are we didnt get that peice of shit in North America!"

[sonicheros23]

In a way,but just like you I would have liked to play all the versions even if they sucked.I did like MK3 on gameboy,thought it was fun for what it was.But then i was like 13 or 14 when it came out so I didn't know any better lol.

[TotalMK]

Fair enough I guess I am the same way :)