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  • o_O

  • the lady is really a man :P ew

  • fap fap fap

  • Picturing sexy hot blonde doing that in tight sexy jeans holy shit that would be sexy

  • I have my doubts that about that entity being a woman XD

  • ....what has the world come to? -_-

  • he pee would have went down he tights

  • Cool!

  • She has no panty on! Sehr geil jah! :-P

  • dumbass hahahahaha!

  • She store her pee for the plants? :P

  • @SDrocks73 LOL!

    

  • ahahahaa...

    

  • is it wrong if you got a boner watching this?

  • @DeanMetrosexualCity Meh. Urolagnia is becoming increasingly common.

  • suka ty padla ja te vrot nasram

  • mmm, looks like a nice Heifeweissen in a fancy glass

  • all i heard was penis at 0:06

  • How did i get here?

  • wow ftw

  • NO way!!!

  • Don't use James Brown LOL

  • lesbo thats a man bro

  • lesbo

  • @nisha08able she slithly pulled them donw and stuck it in

  • I pee sitting down sometimes and i'm guy, I only do it because i'm lazy.

  • @Fifty9Fifty808 Dude same haha i thought i was the only one

  • nice to watch, superb!

  • somebody can make that out some cardboard

  • but as a guy dicks are better

    btw my sis can pee standing up no hands...

  • @jasonli0811 how do you know that? you are a creepy brother!

  • @bbffsskk o she showed me once

  • @jasonli0811 are you serious? she showed you? did you see her vag cuz that would be kinda awkward. hahahahaha.

  • @glitterbear54 yea i guess kinda

    shes seen my dick before so i guess maybe a little bit aawkward

    once i chased her with no clothes on me lol

  • @jasonli0811 i guess you have a VERY close relationship with your sis.... haha

  • Mean I love sitting on the toilet, but this is necessary for women in situations with no toilet, how many times have you gone camping and had to hide to pee, because we have to drop our pants and squat, and being afraid to get bugs in our ass, I want this :)

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  • oh my god,she can pee a lot

  • I've had to go sooooo bad and i found out how to pee standing up and its easy as pie (or pee)! all u have to do is spread ur legs and go. It easy! open up and drain ur almost exploding bladder!!

  • @hottygirl319 if ur not afraid to get panties wet, just pee thru them standing, or sitting, which i do alot, no one has to know anything. standing, ok, but your legs can get a bit wet soemtimes

  • damn you  Europeans

  • @zaidusa i sooo agree with you! i dont understand why the hell they need to check thier standards with guys??

  • they should sell those in vending machines in public restrooms. I'd pay a couple bucks to avoid sitting on some nasty pubic toilet.

  • i want to have sex with that lady while shes peeing.

  • freuds penis envy at it's worst!!!!

  • pussy pissy

  • this wird

  • Yeah they are German after all,pretty stupids

  • @pleaseiwanttogohome I dont think you need to be a woman to understand. You just need to have some sympathy.

  • Was she peeing through her tights? Being wet in tights feels so gross I know that cuz one time my friend was drinking water next to be and some1 bumped into her and she spilled her water all over my tights.Felt nasty.

  • must have peed in your tights before. i didnt think it was that bad, its a whole lot bettr than flashing everyone, and if u do it right, u dont get that wet, and it dries.

  • they could market this in the camping section.

  • yeahhhhhh champagne!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • moopolop

  • alright! (fair enough, I guess!)

  • you just need to find a man that can go all night like you! (or if you did, you probaly wouldn't be able to go all night!, you'd be telling him to stop & it was enough, already!)

  • are they serious?

  • Do women have flies on pantyhose? How did she pee without taking them off?

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  • i think she was like peeing through her tights cuz she didnt take em off

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  • that's one tall glass of Cristale LMAO

  • JAJAJA que onda con estas pinches viejas no se saben parar para miar ni pedo la revolocion industrial jajajaja pura mamada

  • Бляць, ахуеть..дайте две..баббо сцыт стойа..ояебу.

    шо ещо лизбийанко придумайуд ?

  • I guess women are getting too embarrassed blowing ass on the toilet.

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  • W........T..........F?

  • @steadybeau, ever had another girl piss on you? I look at female pee porno all the time and i like to see girl on girl piss action. But one thing i'm wondering is how can a woman even degrade herself to letting another girl Let it go on her; esp full force jet stream of piss.

  • I wonder how a woman ca degrade herself by letting a man ejaculate on her. There are some women who do that shit to please their men. Sounds like the most disgusting thing on earth and I'd rather die a thousand deaths instead of that shit.

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  • wanna be penis

  • hot! why i love german girls

  • See, we can pee standing up too, we just CHOOSE to sit when we pee!!!

  • i want tht!

  • What in the world!?!? Is she wearing underwear?

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  • @Tigersrule4532 really thats all u have to do to pee standing up when ever i do that

    pee dribbles down everywere

  • @oreocook123 You need to push hard enough for it to happen. I dont think it's that hard...

  • @Tigersrule4532 Men can breastfeed? Since when?

  • @Tigersrule4532 well guess what baby. we can write it in calibri, cambria, arial, arial black, arial narrow, goudy stout, and matura m7.

  • @bloodlinehunter lmao xD dont forget Impact and cursive :D

  • @Tigersrule4532 lol, not sure thats somethin i would brag about if i were a chick.

  • @Tigersrule4532 haha. i guss ur right... wow

    

  • @Tigersrule4532 lol u do? XD

  • I still doubt that it would be as accurate.

  • @Tigersrule4532 Need Some Help? ;)

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  • @Tigersrule4532 can you pee standing up with out touching anything? we can do it and we wont make a mess of we try either

  • I can't understand how somebody could possibly pee in front of a camera without feeling embarrassment.

  • That's nothing new. Men pee standing up all the time, and.... WHAT??? WOMAN pees standing up? You mean that's a WOMAN?

    ;)

  • MY GOD THE Japanese commercials are weird as fuck......I mean come on....Paper Penises? LOL!! What next? aluminum testes? XDDDDDD

  • Wow, not sure why I'm here, but I'm going to leave...

  • Now do it with no hands.

  • @slaterking1000 Now u have multiple orgasms

  • @slaterking1000 that's what waka said.

  • a sexy girl peeing you have to tase it! it tase good....

    sexy feels good

  • hey it works

  • Paper penis lol

  • jesus, im scared for life...

  • thats fuckin disgusting

  • lmao

  • great, you wont have to make lines at toilettes... and could have intelligent conversations while peeing!!!

  • hey thats what men do lol

  • lol

  • what about if you needed a poo

  • Anyone else aroused?

  • ew lol

  • Yah, I want her big, sexy, paper, man member in my mouth.

  • Could be useful in the public washrooms where seat is filthy - please dispose this in the garbage not 2 be flushed.

  • lol at :58, thats how it is pissin with a boner HAHA

  • Ok, now show the girl drinking that til it's empty :)

  • You don't need any special devices to piss standing up. Just hold your fenders apart and you won't dribble all over the place.

  • Ur technique is good 4 nude beaches. This is 4 city. ... fenders .. lol.

    Sitting on feet and doing it naturally is good 4 your lower back.

  • FENDERS! ROFL!! Thank you for adding a fantastic new anatomical term to my vocabulary!

    But yeah, I convinced my (intoxicated) girlfriend to try a urinal in a fraternity where the stall was broken and it worked fine! She just had to do what you said as well as angle her hips and kind of "pull back" on her fun bits so she could pee in a forward direction.

  • That is so cool i wish i had one!

  • oh yeah, world needed that.

  • i wish i could use it

  • Great! I have to learn to use it :)

  • wow, shes a natural!!!*cough trany*

  • Agreed. I feeling a little aroused for some reason.

  • i d like to have these ladies lining up to pee and piss on me

  • Haha ein papier penis.

  • hu ,, what,, did i see what you saw ?

    what will they think of next,, man thats great know i can wizz on my friends cat.

  • whahah the song on the background haha this is a mans world

    funny

  • she pee, women, having a hard time peeing on public walls like a homeless person or a drunk because you have to squat? Well no more, introducing the cardboard she pee, now you can write your name in the snow. *shows picture of piss name in snow that says Karen* lol

  • looks like champagne or somebody forgot there 8 glasses of daily water consumption. hence the hue or tone.

  • english please

  • SMART !

  • on the end he say: Hopefully someday woman will learn not to pee in wheat beer glasses in the living room" rofl !!!

  • wdf is this

  • wow they can stand near the wall woo:D

  • good idear

  • my daughter wees standing up ..she doesnt need that either lol shes only 5 i dunno why she started doing it but thats how she wees she only sits dowwn for a wee wen i tell her 2 wee proply haha

  • wow wtf is this?

  • ROFLMAO !

    WTF

  • tath was a boy..

  • she's still gonna need to dry her wet minge and shaking that gizmo won't do any good!

  • I wanna stick my cock in the cup of piss and eat that chich out sniff that wet musky pussy

  • Did she have no thong on?

  • she was already a man

  • god that makes me rock hard

  • I'm strangely aroused

  • Yummy hope she drank it after.

  • WTF Is This Shit..!!??

  • lol i though that person at 23 seconds was a guy

  • I thought the same hahaha

  • Now drink it bitch

  • why should boys have all the fun????lolzzzzzz

  • women can pee standing up without anything like that, it just takes skill.

  • lol. can u show us ?:)

  • I just know that while on a several day camping trips in the middle of nowhere with no bathrooms and 15 of us young ladies- I'll just say that it's really was not difficult for any of us to do.

  • rofl

  • haha geil man xD alter über funny xD

  • Women just wanna be men.

    Do you see hundreds of men a day wearing a tang top, or a skirt? No.

    Do you see a lot of women wearing jeans? Doing a lot of things men are supposed to do?

    Do you see boys playing with barbies? No.

    Do you see girls playing video games? Yes.

    Im just saying women are starting to be men.

    Dont hate. IDC what reply I get .

  • Thats just how than cookie cumbles man.

  • the feminist dykes have done it... theyve turned women into men. :/

  • Just a waste of money... WHO CARES IF YOU PEE STANDING UP?

  • It's called convenience, jackass!

  • Okay . You can waste money on it.. I couldn't care less. Not my choice. So good luck on that.

  • This might sound harsh, but if you cut your dick off after a while you might start to miss peeing standing up!

  • That's just stupid.

  • Jealous? Or just excruciatingly envious?

  • I'd buy it for my gf and tell her to 'walk like a man' and then I'd run, LOL!!