"And theres certainly not $3.50 in any fucking cocksucking machine in any bank. Theres no quarters and singles motherfuckers. Shit dick ball ass. Im not eloquent just fuck them."
''We're gonna have a baby'' ''Oh my goAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
It seems like Louie has really evolved as a comedian since this act. This is still brilliant and hilarious. But his comedy seems a little more sophisticated now.
HE'S FUCKING HILARIOUS!!! We have a comedian/ writer in Germany. His name is Max Goldt and his humour reminds me so much of his. Even the voice and the way the speak is similar.
They just talk nonsense and I love it, because at the end it all comes together and makes great COMEDY SENSE!
@orangeautumn42 he is just making something funny up, lol just putting a random picture in your head of a girl yodeling at the foot of your bed when youw ake up, its just bullshit to take your mind off stupid "urban myths"
Shit ass piss fuck store, haha prototype version of the shit ass pet fucker joke
ProducShuns 2 weeks ago
"Cunty McShitballs Live in Houston"
ProducShuns 2 weeks ago
You want some more AT&T? fucking lol Louis CK you are legendary
ProducShuns 2 weeks ago
Cunty McShitballs!
fudgemonkeyz79 1 month ago
ent laughed this hard in months
golfr7k1 1 month ago
His idea for the store made me cry laughing! I hav
golfr7k1 1 month ago
"And theres certainly not $3.50 in any fucking cocksucking machine in any bank. Theres no quarters and singles motherfuckers. Shit dick ball ass. Im not eloquent just fuck them."
MrHandro13 2 months ago
The bit about the shitty store he would open up with his 89 billion dollars was my favorite
piggiesandpork16 2 months ago
i hope he makes 80 billion
tinypre 3 months ago
theres no quarters and singles motherfuckers.. shit dick ball ass
FuherJoeBeezy 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
i'd love to have nothing but thats more than i have. i have NOT 10.
gohabs1119 3 months ago
Seriously: this is the best shit against depressing sunday hangovers.
Gonko100 4 months ago 3
shit dick ball ass
MusicJew158 4 months ago
What does he do @ 2:20? Anyone have any idea what urban legend he's talking about?
DASRH 5 months ago
God bless, Cunty McShitballs!
BlueMaxx86 6 months ago 3
The AT&T joke cracks me up every single time.
Labyrinthman 6 months ago
''We're gonna have a baby'' ''Oh my goAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
BerkayCavs 6 months ago 5
@BerkayCavs LMFAO. God Bless AAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
biffbyford 5 months ago
"God bless you Cunty"
KrfNYC2 6 months ago 5
It seems like Louie has really evolved as a comedian since this act. This is still brilliant and hilarious. But his comedy seems a little more sophisticated now.
KrfNYC2 6 months ago
I was so fucking happy when I saw that there was a part three and four.
usindependent50 7 months ago 5
HE'S FUCKING HILARIOUS!!! We have a comedian/ writer in Germany. His name is Max Goldt and his humour reminds me so much of his. Even the voice and the way the speak is similar.
They just talk nonsense and I love it, because at the end it all comes together and makes great COMEDY SENSE!
whitexchina 7 months ago
Lol!
jorrillabear 7 months ago
kind of cool to see earlier stages of his work! :)
Kroellmaster 7 months ago
God bless Cunty McShitballs. omg, i am sobbing... :-D
jbauer72 7 months ago
If any video deserves 0 'dislikes' it's this one
purplehaze0120 8 months ago
"If its free I can't fucking afford it...that's more than I have..."
imperialprobedroid 9 months ago
pre-shit-ass-pet-fuckers?
jbw470 9 months ago
Cunty Mcshitballs LOL
BorgesFerrera 9 months ago
I like how Louie's old "inferior" shit is on par with most good comics. Testament to his genius.
sovietsentinel 10 months ago
0 people missed the like button.
..Wait.
Damn
from93till 11 months ago
I just wish Louie was my friend. Every day would be funny as hell.
poohugger92 1 year ago 12
the bank thing is so true lol
ochocincoTO 1 year ago 5
The AT&T part ALWAYS GETS ME!
soulmman 1 year ago
Ah, that's wonderful!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
AmazingCharles 1 year ago 12
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uh0oo 1 year ago
Which urban myth is he talking about at 2:17?
orangeautumn42 1 year ago
@orangeautumn42 he is just making something funny up, lol just putting a random picture in your head of a girl yodeling at the foot of your bed when youw ake up, its just bullshit to take your mind off stupid "urban myths"
golfmanjh 1 year ago
@golfmanjh Ah, thanks!
orangeautumn42 1 year ago
"God bless you Cunty McShitballs."
SuzieIsSleepy 1 year ago
HAHAHA I got a call just like that from AT&T
macwild1234 1 year ago
"You want some more AT&T?" Lolz!!!
dobbins2550 1 year ago 5
"...take this guy's 15, fuck him, who he think he is?!" hahahaahhahahaha
facefantome 1 year ago
too poor to have nothing, i would love to be broke, omg it hurt i was laughing so much
neihrick 1 year ago
Those "old sayings" fucking crack me up every time.
Blistexio 1 year ago
Put Tony on or I'll fucking kill you.
LuckyNumberSleven 2 years ago 44
"When in rome you gotta grab the hand of a badgers dad"
yemathums 2 years ago 44
1:05 is the best. I've started saying that.
OboxerU 2 years ago 5