Twilight Rants v.12: Breaking Dawn Movie??

[TahirK1189]

Actually Uwe Boll would fit in Twilight. It's going to suck anyway. Why not suck all the way.

[WildDScope]

I have news for you- on the Twilight wiki they said it's going to be in two parts. Oh freaking joy. Most likely they'll bring the movie out in 2011 in part I and then in 2013, just like the Harry Potter and Deathly Hallows part I and II, bring out the second part. About 2 years of complete obsessive fans screaming their heads off about the new movie.

And I have to say- your rants amuse me and bring logic into the Twilight series.

[chukurulugai]

lets face it, stephany meyer wrote a HORRIBLE ending to her series. the book is just bad and there is no redeeming it. What should be done is include an ending in Eclipse, have them get married, she turns into a demon, has baby dracula and Jacob dies as a hero fighting for Bella.

[TomMSTie]

Twists in Titanic? Like when the ship sank!?

[TimeForPanic13]

Movies suck anyway. Don't see how tearing about Breaking Dawn is going to make it suck any more. xD

Can you believe I waited till Midnight for that stupid book? Yeah, never finished it either. xD Fuck that book.

[xLindsey777MCRx]

Actually Bella didn't know she was having sex so therefor she was raped.

[JunkoNightfall]

Interesting. Either way, ambiguous sex is ambiguous sex. All that was told was pillow biting, black out, wake up to bruises.

[DragonflameWolfpaw]

This was an awesome birthday present, thank you! ^^

[JunkoNightfall]

Ah, it's your birthday today? Happy Birthday! =)

Glad you enjoyed the video. Looks like you went through the other rant episodes.

[DragonflameWolfpaw]

lol, yup. I love them! ^_^

And a Happy birthday to you, too! Wow, what a coincidence! ^O^

[JunkoNightfall]

Mine's isn't going to be for another 9 days but you're early. ;)

[RevelationCore]

oh alright,its a old anime so i'm not surprised there,theres just this question i've been surfing the net the answer for,no biggie,,again,off topic,Mei-chan no Shitsuji,hilarious drama at the moment that i had to nod out,now on-topic,as for Twilight fad not dying anytime soon,is just gonna mean going to the bookstores will just be annoying for a while,like the other day when i went to the art technique section of books and theres a circle of em blocking the aisle,one word comes to mind:Bouncers!

[RevelationCore]

totally off topic,but since i see you know the Vampire Princess Miyu series,i'm curious if you know another old school series called Twin Signal?

[JunkoNightfall]

Afraid not. But I'll definitely check it out when I have the time. =)

[RevelationCore]

well its not a good idea usually to watch his movies or Paul Anderson's RE or DOA movie or his dreaded Castlevania movie,its best to just not to,to save yourself from some dreaded disappointment i mean,anyway,as for Uwe Boll directing Breaking Dawn,of course itd be interesting and will be indefinately rated R,now as to how close he would be to the book,considering how close he gets to the video games wlll certainly be a diffrent story

the best adaptation of a game i seen so far is Silent Hill 3

[JunkoNightfall]

So I've heard. I just thought I throw Boll's name in the hat for the laughs. Not saying I like his work. ;)

[RevelationCore]

onto the next set of movies

House of the Dead:how did he mess this one up?! an arcade game,2 agents enter a house and prevent a virus from going out,as sequels go,you shoot through towns and labs,when HOTD Overkill came out,it introduced grindhouse themes (Quentin Tarantino for remake anyone?)

Bloodrayne:another screw up,told as prequels to the games,still bad,and the actress didnt hold a candle to how cool and pretty Rayne was,which is important considering the male fanbase of Rayne

[JunkoNightfall]

Thanks for that. =) The (sad) truth is that I'm way behind on my video games so that's why at first glance, other than House of the Dead and Bloodrayne, I didn't know the others were video games. Nor have I watched them.

[RevelationCore]

since you're not familiar with his work,i'll explain his adaptations (i know the games,so this might take long)

Alone in the Dark:scary horror survival,shadow demons go out to kill the detective protag,story develops as sequels go,i nevered played the Dark games too much,but i'm pretty sure it played out like RE when AITD 2 came out

Postal:something so simple he screws up,this game had no plot,but like the title suggests,the guy goes postal...thats it,there was no plot,he goes postal and kills

[RevelationCore]

i can't help but sit and ponder,about the comment that fan about Titanic and plot twists,i,too,will agree,titanic can get tedious to watch,anyone remember the vhs tapes of titanic? i do,they were two tapes long,making one sit there and wait forever for the ship to sink,on plot twists,cmon,theres one thing one needs to know when watching Titanic:everyones gonna die but a select few,now for Uwe Boll,if he were to direct Breaking Dawn,its for sure gonna be rated R then,considering his past work LOL

[JunkoNightfall]

I'm not too familiar with Uwe Boll's work although I've seen one movie with Jason Statham (and I swear, I did not know it was based on a video game heh) and the only way I heard of him was when he was trying to get a deal to make World of Warcraft a movie. Either way, if he were ever to direct Breaking Dawn, things would get quite interesting.

And yes, back when VHS was still so expensive! I still have those tapes.

[felinefreya]

Uh...random question, but what is the song you used during the bunny strangling? XD

[JunkoNightfall]

Ah, that? =)

Assassin of the Sky - Vampire Princess Miyu (TV)

[MadMadameMe]

I love the comments about how the movie will suck if it's rated PG-13. Have they not seen the first movie?

Thank you for mentioning the lack of death at the end of Breaking Dawn. I echo the sentiments.

[JunkoNightfall]

Thanks. I mentioned it more on v.11 on the ambiguous fighting.

The movie is good if it's cringing comedy, to be honest.

[MadMadameMe]

Because Ward-O has the skin of a KILLAH!

[KokoKolla]

Another epic win from JunkoNightfall. Keep up with the entertaining rants!

[JunkoNightfall]

Thanks. There's more to come. =)

[celeteque]

O.o;;; Is it just me or do we have the same stuffed bunny? xD I love the montage too, lol.

[JunkoNightfall]

Hmm, I'll take a picture of the bunny later on and send it to you. I know it's hard to tell with my webcam (not to mention the room I was in had odd lighting).

Yeah, I'm proud of the montage too. If you notice, some shows actually do that just when the characters start to get intimate. ;)

[celeteque]

Haha, I love the odd lighting! The yellow-ness fits somehow. Don't change it! Although, it's not the best place for reading. xD

[MystyxSama]

Never stop the good work. Loved it. Especially the end of the world music with Vince. "I love my nuts". Perfect! LOL!

Great job as always. :)