Game Fails: Battlefield 3 "Sorry Goose, but it's time to buzz a tower"

[BIazBlue]

Can imagine how if other people were in it too theyd be screaming as it crashes down lol

[Tonixalis]

and yet, Antenna's always get the best of me.

[SinisterThougts1]

The game can do anything it wants.

[Dragonpit]

Always remember to fail responsibly.

[Bf2FlyBoy]

Opps. Man down

[44R0Ndin]

aaaaand... PARK!

[Markis2bi4]

Remember to turn on your car alarm first!

[haloetile]

that's not a fail... thats a win for just surviving the bloody crash

[gunsniper0018]

well at least it was a wheels down landing.

[SamuelCish]

Ok, I saw him not land, but park the jet; but what was going through his brain when he used a defibrillator on it?

[NeoDMovie]

@SamuelCish Make it more funny

[TheSilentApache]

Ha, i never get so lucky, i clip a lamp post and my jets decides to spontaneously combust.

[mrPampers1]

nailed it...

[MRYUSOCRZY]

STAY WITH ME; Damit, we lost him

[the0US0marine]

You lucky son of a bitch...

[SkinyBull]

Nailed it!

[Itachiroxs66]

Like a BAUSS

[Shadowgamer250]

CLEAR!

XD

[wikieditspam]

There was no tower buzzing or top gun stuff in this video. It's "remember where we parked?" most these titles suck

[WillbotheHungry]

(high pitched voice) nailed it!

[Skoomax]

This is how Top Gun should had ended.

[haloetile]

that's not a fail... thats a win for just surviving the landing!

[KAP0308]

Shit ain't logical!

[MrPom1554]

That's a win, that's guy parking a plane in the middle of the battlefield! Roll the next clip Steven!

[ImovarNinethouzand]

@MrPom1554 LOL tobuscussssss

[navynail]

@MrPom1554 LuLz

[ignitingdesign]

I claim that video and my lack of skill at flying... LOL... Youtube video id: IXs9cUzEO34

[bjb9976benboben]

@97tcook Wow, great, an opinion on the game from someone who doesn't own it. Now, I don't want to bash you or even BF3. I play the game and have fun with it. I can't stand the game's community though. The "fanboys" are hypocritical, whiney people who insist that their game is the best because its their opinion. They don't like MW3 so everyone who plays it is a "faggot" to them.

[CFL0LSmilyFace]

@bjb9976benboben

I can stand the fanboyism (new word? lol :D) but I can't stand the amount of assholes the CoD community has. A lot of them are annoying little morons...not to mention the random screaming kids. The REAL (real) BF community is nothing like the one we have today. A lot of people from CoD transferred him and now try to act like they're hardcore BF fans but they're not, and they give us a bad rep.

[coleyman1100]

i like the reference

[jb111082]

@coleyman1100 I do as well. Matter of fact, I just watched Top Gun again yesterday.

[Clocks101fate]

lolzz clear...BoooooMMMMM

[bjb9976benboben]

And yet BF3 fanboys insist that their game is good because of its "realism"

[97tcook]

@bjb9976benboben Yea ever hear of a glitch. I like how you say "BF3 fanboys" yet everyone knows its realistic I don't even own the game or desire it but I know that. Now go be a hypocrite somewhere else.

[DarkfallXProductions]

@bjb9976benboben And yet, MW3 fanboys think their game is good because of its elaborate gameplay and ranking system.

[Snowdemoman]

@DarkfallXProductions I have yet to meet anyone who plays MW3 because of the ranking system...

The gameplay, however, is pretty much flawless, 'cept for the rare douchebags who just AFK in a lobby, and ends up on your team.

[Devilscoffie]

parking LIKE A BOSS

[beast8003]

the fuck is this? this guy can crash straight into the ground and not have a scratch on his jet, and yet i can tip a pole and immediately blow up. something's wrong here...

[skullythecreator]

@beast8003 Well.. It did kinda blow up.. it's just a glitch.. Calm urself ;)

[MrFishy5]

All I see is win

[skullythecreator]

The amount of time's ive done this and lived and better is unbelievable.. I just dont record my games cause im on xbox.

[Creotin]

@skullythecreator -.- xbox can b recorded too dude...

[skullythecreator]

@Creotin I know but for a price.

[ignitingdesign]

@skullythecreator I'm on the Xbox... I recorded via My Hauppauge HD-PVR component HD

[skullythecreator]

@ignitingdesign Cool story bro, I didn't say it wasnt impossible I just said i aint gonna buy stuff just to record videos :L

[MrDuckybuckyTrucky]

judge 1:10 judge 2:9.5 judge 3:10

[ignitingdesign]

@MrDuckybuckyTrucky Thank you... LOL... This is actually my video... Yep I'm that bad at flying...

[TheMattinator]

NAILED IT

[TheDangerousNate]

He really wanted that parking spot...

[combat1236]

i can guess what the guy in the plane said when he was flying the jet

Pilot:KAMIKAZE

*the plance craches but does not blow up*

Pilot:well my Japanese ancestors will be ashamed of me

*pilot pulls out a katana and kills him self*

[ThePignator]

I don't ussually drink and fly.. But when I do I prefer Dos Equis

[Nostalgic101]

@ThePignator why did I read that in his voice?

[iTiDarkenedK]

@Nostalgic101 I did too lol.

[ThePignator]

@Nostalgic101 Lol

[afroman8481]

Mind=Blown

[Jbartels12]

Everyone should park their plane like that.

[5620103893]

Isn't that how everyone parks their planes?

[silverpeak24]

The jet is not a person.

[BatWeaselPresents]

@silverpeak24

¬.¬ Neither is the puppet you are controlling in the game but we still go through the effort in reviving your ass after being RPG'd by a n00b with bell's palsy

[narutosfart]

@BatWeaselPresents Wow he was just joking around.

[BatWeaselPresents]

@narutosfart so was I...are we laughing yet?

[narutosfart]

@silverpeak24 Jets are people to you know... lol

[AngleSideSideThm]

Excuse me, I was just trying to defibrillate my burning plane!

[ignitingdesign]

@AngleSideSideThm Actually I thought I was playing as engineer and was going to repair it but when I pulled out the paddles I figured what the heck. Light it up.

[AngleSideSideThm]

@ignitingdesign I respect that.

BTW Bam, just replied in under 3 minutes :P

[Piratugaable]

Wow....I wouldn't want to get shocked by that even if I'm dying 0:15

[WildBuck007]

If only men had such skill with their penis. Women would never conceive of using OTHER options for self gratification >;3

[AlexxWhitetv]

i dont get it o_o

[gambolingman]

. . . .  .Dinkleberg . . .

[cHiKaDiNg58]

@gambolingman You gotta hate Dinkleberg! LOL

[WhiplashSL]

@gambolingman You made me lose the game!

[gambolingman]

Dammit Dinkleberg!

For the last time get your aircraft off my lawn!

[TheLoveOfTobuscus]

dang it kat, you should know not to revive a plane...

[TheMGProjects]

Wtf! I didn't know Caboose plays Bf3!!!!!

[deadblood2]

Soldier on ground: "Wow look at that noob pilot, he's about to crash and die."

*crash*

Pilot: "I meant to do that."

Soldier: "WTF!"

[Geothesponge111]

Lllllllike a glove!

[jonathanHarris567]

BF3 and MW3 games come from very respectable companies, and while you may think that they are their own entities, you might want to think about the developers, and the programmers that make the games possible. Most of them play both games, and will respectably argue that one game has these positive features while the other does not, and vice verse. While they may both be competitors, they respect each other greatly, and given the chance would have a beer with them and not fight at all.

[BattleManiac7]

@jonathanHarris567 thank you for having a reasonable comment! im tired of reading flame war after flame war

[deadblood2]

@jonathanHarris567 Yes, the developers, Dice (BF) and Infinity Ward, Treyarch, Sledge Hammer, Raven Software (CoD), probably have no problem with each other. Its the publishers, EA (BF) and Activision/Blizzard (CoD), that hate each other (EA's slogan for battlefield, "above the call of duty"). But yeah I totally agree from the developers stand point.

[pbck15]

@deadblood2 LOL is that actually the slogan. Thats funny

[deadblood2]

@pbck15 yup watch the battlefield 3 tv commercial.

[Dragpk7]

@jonathanHarris567 You're going to have to simplify this paragraph. Fanboys can't comprehend the amount of intelligence in this comment.

[MurdocB7]

Just like top gun.......

[DarkWolfScythe]

I thought he was smart for gettin out... then he pulled out the defibrillator.....

[TheCommikaze]

I watched the vid just for the Top Gun reference.

[TomDarkwulf87]

Will the CoD and BF fanboys both please stfu?

[FatalCorruptionzz961]

I feel sorry for the bf3 fanboys. They just want their game to be the #1 1st person shooter game. But itz never gonna happen.

[JabberJaque]

@FatalCorruptionzz961 Oh, witty observation sir, but I find it imperative that I inform you of the veritable cornucopia of misspellings I perceived whilst evaluating your commentary.

Dumb fuck.

[stickmanbrains]

Don't you hate it when the people who submit the videos add text and try to be funny....

[Irishwarrior40]

I give it a perfect 10

[nukinonmalawn]

judges?

[Ikonoborcheskoi]

Am I the only one that thinks that the machine gun of the airplane sounds like... A fart?

[propanda241]

y is his sensitivity so low

[roller6902]

@propanda241 because some people hate super obnoxious sensitivity

[swatunit05]

@BoatSniper49 the real fail is that your saying something completely different to this video

[mark2595]

Lmao @ the top 2 comments

[DenniTheDude]

lol the plane can survive that but it can't touch a freaking pole? :/

[Thebesj2]

Don't die on me F-16!

[Blackout5871]

@Thebesj2 its a MiG.

[Thebesj2]

@Blackout5871 dont' die on me MiG!

[Blackout5871]

@Thebesj2 Better.

[mwaned]

"i want some revive points too!"

[ManOfAction9]

Aaaaaaaaannnnd Park.

[XC11301991]

Nurse: Can you save him doctor?

Medic: I HAVE NO IDEA!

[Orrissan]

@JoninJordan Called cauterization, people do do this.

[cerberus144]

@Orrissan So long as they remove the bullets first.

[JoninJordan]

@Orrissan Oh yeah, your right, they do that sort of thing.

[sWEATINGgOATmILK]

Win

[Dominic0623]

( look at his comment upside down. )

[Dominic0623]

@Monkeys8myhw how in the **** did you type like that?

[iShitOnCampers]

Patty cake!

[Splop10]

Chuck Norris plays BF3?

[mrdaaniel69]

Patty cake!!

[OESrock]

yesterday i parked a plane between 2 buildings in Wake without taking damage...while trying to get away (for about 2min) i almost got free until a tank shot me (~.~)

[AdrianTooSwift]

Parking. LIKE A BAWWWWWWSSSS.

[CPRay216]

Epic top comments! XD

[xShadowLink5127x]

Give the jet some CPR!!!!

[hawkerrose99]

@ColorblindMonk and do you know what the Biggest Fail is? CoD nuff said

[metoxys]

@ColorblindMonk Ye forgot Just Cause 2

[N0doze]

@ColorblindMonk Wait...so you are saying MW3 fails...the LEAST!? Isn't that a good thing?

[Robant100]

@N0doze it is just so bad that it doesn't need fails to fail

[N0doze]

@Robant100 Then that would make it the best! :D ...your logic confuses me.

[Robant100]

@N0doze Logic 1: it means that it is already so bad, the fails are not even worth seeing

Logic 2: the game sucks and the fails of mw3 are not even funny

logic 3: [insert different thing with same meaning]

[N0doze]

@Robant100 First of all, whether they are funny or not is subjective. Same with the quality of the game. I do think there are problems with MW3, but I still think it is a fun game as long as you don't rage over it.

Secondly, the reason there are less amusing fails is because MW3 is much more stable than Skyrim, BF3, SR3, and Halo. It is rare to see glitches even remotely close to the ones you see in those games. Don't get me wrong, I still think they are all great games, despite more glitches.

[CFL0LSmilyFace]

@N0doze

I've actually come across more glitches in MW3 that annoy me instead of BF3/SR3. I usually laugh at those, also in Halo, but the glitches in MW3...they make me want to break the game. I don't enjoy it as much as I did with COD4.

[N0doze]

@CFL0LSmilyFace Like what glitches?

[CFL0LSmilyFace]

@N0doze Like people hiding inside those trucks on outpost (I think thats the name). Care packages getting stuck on stupid shit and you get killed trying to get it, but you never can. This isn't a glitch, or maybe it is, but host migration...you kill someone and 1 second later *host migration* and the person you just killed comes back and kills you. Never ending spinning knives that spin on stupid shit etc.

[N0doze]

@CFL0LSmilyFace The glitch on outpost got patched. Care packages always get stuck on things if you don't pay attention to where you put them :/ That isn't a glitch. The host migration thing isn't a glitch, its either lag or an unfortunate respawn. And I have never seen the knives endlessly spinning. That probably happens very rarely.

[CFL0LSmilyFace]

@N0doze

Then I'm probably the unluckiest bastard ever because it happens to me in every other match I play >:(

There's also other things people exploit like getting inside "restricted" areas where they're extremely hard to see and kill. The flashbang explosion killing you when its meters away, this isn't a glitch, but when a knife bounces and touches the tip of my toe and kills me....makes me want to kill a puppy...and I love puppies.

[XIXmarioLXXXIX]

@ColorblindMonk Soo, basically you're saying MW3 is a good game because it rarely has fails, compared to all the other games.

[Tucker3903]

@XIXmarioLXXXIX That's not what he's saying at all.

[ColorblindMonk]

@XIXmarioLXXXIX Nope, I never implied that. The point of Gamefails is to capture the blunders of games and the general derps of the gaming populace and invoke a chuckle or two. There are also physics related ones, or the way the scenario played out.

Whether or not MW3 is good is a different topic, but what MW3 fails, from what I've seen, are people running into flying knives or their own grenades, falling death packages and putting things where they shouldn't be. Not that funny, really.

[XIXmarioLXXXIX]

@ColorblindMonk Yeah there aren't many MW3 fails, but there's more than falling care packages and people killing themselves. Also, most of the fails on this channel aren't really that funny at all, and many of them we see over and over again.

[MyrddintheWizard]

Land a Plane, LIKE A BOSS!!!

[RacerX5034]

"Shut up Cooper!"

[toboe399]

NAAAAAAIIILLLLEEEDDD IT!!!

[monkeyguyman1]

I'm not sure you can revive some one who's got a bullet wound to the head.

[UnForgivenFury]

Tits......

And ass less chaps you stupid cock ass.

[Takeoverartist1987]

DAMNIT JIM!! I'm a doctor not an aviation mechanic!!!

[lifeiscrap103]

BREATH YOU DAMN PLANE! BREATH!

[GreatCanadianX]

AND................. park.

[Mrdidyamom]

Wow.. I was watching this and the advert popped up that says show off...

[InstaKill980]

I found a jet in perfect condition on a hill once :/. I saw someone get in it and instantly blow up.

[KZ2killer]

That had WTF written all over it. Stuck the landing. Then tried giving to revive his plane.

[eminem4ever77]

Haha all these nerds arguing about video games, haha!

[soddenassassin]

Two words...ready...MIND.BLOWN.

[flamethrowerbeast]

this is y noobs shouldnt be allowed near planes

[jaysekhon8014]

Those fanboys are right. Battlefield really is so realistic.

[thatuglyguy1]

@jaysekhon8014 Don't listen to those kinds of fanboys. They're idiots. Battlefield was never meant to be "realistic" Its just trying to bring authenticity to the guns and vehicles. If it was realistic it would end up like the video game America's Army.

[GimmeSpaceGimmeRoom]

@jaysekhon8014

as opposed to call of duty, where when you call in a chopper gunner your body magically warps into the sky and all of a sudden your raining down bullets from a minigun. or the deadly knife that kills anyone in one hit, even if it barely nips their ankle.

[jaysekhon8014]

@GimmeSpaceGimmeRoom right. cod fanboys also don't bitch about their game being ultra-realistic like battlefield fanboys do ..

[SniperRashid]

@jaysekhon8014 COD is still horrible.

[jaysekhon8014]

@SniperRashid Man you are the ultimate Battlefield fanboy. Keep fighting on with DICE's balls dangling in your mouth. Hats off to you.

[SniperRashid]

@jaysekhon8014 Sorry to disappoint you, but I am not gay. You must know the feeling with IW though.

[kolinmartz]

he should have stayed in the jet thats a 200 pt for youre jet right there if you stayed

[MedicOnDutyVids]

I think he's just a surprised as us all.

[TheGreatDiggi3]

HAHA CLEAR!

[crankrune]

Look at the realism of Battlefield...

[TheSurefireGamer]

Medic: Don't you die on me, dammit! DON'T YOU DIE ON ME!!!

Engineer: Uhhhh...

[BenBlatcher]

@TheSurefireGamer I actually laughed at your comment... Ha, nice.. xD

[randomperson11111123]

This is why jet health needs to be nerfed, they can crash into bloody buildings and survive.

[lexievv]

@randomperson11111123 jet health is already pretty low if u have a jet on jet fight so in my opinion they shouldn't

[domonica2011]

@randomperson11111123 But apparently crashing into random light poles make them explode lol.

[SwiftBuffaloEater]

TiTz

[Jerro555]

surprise text?  Not nearly as good as surprise commentary.