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  • All abduction events take place at night? Wrong. Do a little more research Mr. Rogan. There are a lot of reports/research that show that's not entirely true. Take it for what you will.

  • YOU SELFISH CUNT "PUT THE BABY IN THE MACHINE " HAHAHA

  • Lloyde Pye can explain how we came to be.

  • I heard Joe say he's close minded to the matter of astrology Has anyone else received a very personalized astrology reading? They can get interesting if the astrologer knows all your birth information - inclduing time of birth, place of birth, etc.

  • thumbs up if u thought the imac was cut in half

  • dudes that just your preference and how the fuck did you get into this conversation

  • Rogan is proof that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

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  • great points in this vid

  • "and you look up in the sky and it's blackness and it's black too!... yoUR FUCKED!!" hahaha

  • @Cyoungizer5 lmao, but the cold blackness of space makes you lose your tan and you fade to pale white, so white an Albino will laugh at your paleness!!! hehe and space goes on forever to infinity...

  • Haha ironic that joe's talking about this and he has a alien Dr seuss shirt :P

  • why doesn't brian ever talk? joe reogan rocks!

  • what they're talking about in the beginning is what shitheads call "white genocide". I call it inevitable healthy mixed breeding. It produces more healthy children, and the only reason to oppose it, is if one holds the irrational belief that the "white" genotype is somehow superior.

    Personally I welcome the future with open arms, even, or rather especially if we can breed our way out of racism, by making the "races" (bullshit term btw, we're one race) visually indistiguishable from one another.

  • more nonsense rambling for the very unfunny joe rogan. i hope this motherfucker dies, or at least goes mute.

  • @DecayedOfferings

    wow you closed mind little person you!

  • @DecayedOfferings

    You disappoint me fellow metalbro.

  • @MrPhatWallet don't call me your bro. we fell from different cunts. and you sicken me as well.

  • @DecayedOfferings

    Calm down bro, not healthy to go through life butthurt.

  • @DecayedOfferings Trololololol

    

  • @RewdAwakening yea whatever that means? another geeky youtube term im guessing.

  • @DecayedOfferings Stop with the chronic masturbation and get out and get some fresh air and sunshine !

  • @MrSluggo666 its not CHRONIC masturbation, and i do it outside. so i get plenty of fresh air thank you.

  • I totally agree with Joe. There's no proof of any alien presence here.

  • Joe Rogan is awesome!

  • joe rogan for president!

  • Some ufo sightings can't be explained by dreaming. Just a statement. I don't think theres alien vessels visiting earth. However some Ufo's aren't flying saucers they are just Unidentified flying objects

  • They have created solar powered electric cars!

  • Look up the truth on Reptilians and Greys, pretty sci-fi shit there, Joe's awesome as fuck though!

  • Fucking? Where were you when I needed you auto correct spell check?

  • Joe is right about alot of things, but not aliens. He doesn't have enough time in his day to do thourough enough research on the subject. Just look at Aleister Crowly's drawing of "Lam" he did in the early 1900s. It's a ducking Grey! These beings are real and they are NOT benevolent. Do some more research Joe. Love your show all the same.

  • Got ya liein joe

  • ....you selfish cunt!

  • ok someone buy joe a stealth bomber

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  • lmfao "put the baby in the machine" 3:12

  • usually think JR talks a lot of sense but there are some major assumptions being made here...

  • i didnt expect joe to be so closed minded about "aliens"... there is lots of proof out out there that they exist , and besides there are billions upon billions of GALAXIES, nevermind planets!, FUCKIN GALAXIES....... and your gonna tell me were the only race?! how pessimistic is that

  • @Dj1LL He does believe that theres something out there...i'm pretty sure he mentioned that in a couple of other podcasts. But hes just saying Alien abduction stories are Horse shit. But who the fuck knows!?!?!

  • Actually a chimp can make 40 in the wild and if kept on a good diet and stress free life, they can get up to 80-90 years of age. :)

    The ape from the old Tarzan movies just died at age 85.

  • skyrim?

  • his shirt is dope

    

  • if you were that advanced, wouldnt that be the perfect timing, so to others it didnt technically happen?

  • cock and balls joe cock and balls

  • fuck u from the sky!!! :)

  • His description of John Mack's subjects is way off. Watch some of the documentaries on YouTube. They're all completely ordinary people from various walks of life.

  • lol @ joe thinking people will look like Grey Aliens. The Greys dont look like what you think they do, the big head, the big eyes, thats literally a suit. A suit they wear, kind of like a stick figure. the actual being looks different, like a skinned animal, a stick figure, servant for the reptilians

  • idiocracy movie

  • I think that Joe's been playing a little too much "Skyrim?" (^_^)

  • lol @ the end where he talks about "crazy looking klingon ships" and "that is some shit from the death star" "thats dope!" (stealth bomber) yes Joe the stealth bomber is pretty fuckin dope when you view it as aeronautical marvel as opposed to war weapon

  • his being kinda ignorant...but watever

  • @ojr777

    He is being ignorant by saying that most people claiming to be visited by aliens are full of shit?

  • @Tsimosh yes

  • @Tsimosh Not at all, he's telling what questions to ask to find out if it is full of shit

  • LOL riding on dragons, reading scrolls ONCE, caught on fire... Totally Skyrim, this guy predicted one of the best games EVER. XD

  • Thumbs up if you're just clicking through and watching random Joe Rogan videos

  • Um, I thought Neandethals and Homo sapiens could not interbreed... I'm not sure where he established that idea, but it's not likely.

  • @55jacos Yup, DNA shows we did

  • @55jacos There are many good reasons to think that it may have been possible and indeed may have happened. Just go look into Neanderthal's and there are some theories that we may have a small amount of neanderthal blood in us.

  • skyrim

  • I guess his dmt trips were just dreams aswell.. dont give in to astonishment joe

  • @thericate whos the "ancient aliens guy"? ive seen a shit ton of the podcasts.

  • @BboyRookE Giorgio A. Tsoukalos podcast 125

  • @thericate im an hour into this podcast. awesome stuff. so far? i feel like the graham hancock was is more interesting. but its a whole different perspective.

  • Joe should look up Ancient Aliens and talk about that! Thumbs up if you agree!

  • @LesPaulGoth theres a whole 2 hours + of him with the ancient aliens guy...

  • @oblivionforever feel better now? nice name btw...play videogames much?? Joe Rogan would most likely dominate u.. Keep on hatin, we'll keep laughing..

  • @mattkimber07 Ok MattKimber lol and I wil keep on hatin and you'll keep on swallowing everything he gives you including his man juice. Don't forget to smile because remember you are so very special. :)

  • I don't know about that, Joe... black people are a lot more muscular, less intelligent and more like monkeys than any Asian or white people... I'd say that if we interbreed with them, then we'll be taking a pretty big step backward and our civilizations will collapse. More likely, the Chinese will just take over and use us as retard-slaves, because they are actually more like aliens than anyone; soft, week bodies, with high intelligence and stable social structure. They're more advanced.

  • @melbyRick

    Ok except there's a few things wrong with your assumption;

    1. Asian people might score higher average intelligence than both whites and blacks, But reflect on what "race" contributed more to science and philosophy > the west

    2. Asians (Chinese) win more gold medals at the Olympics in weightlifting than any other nation.

    3. Give black people a level start with all other races; Same education, wealth, means and you will see we aren't all that different

  • @maclement2 I don't know... I think we've already tried that; thanks to the federal government's meddling, America has practically been one long social experiment for the past hundred years, and we've made little progress in equalizing the races. In fact if you look at the examples, like Detroit, I'd say we have plenty of proof to realize that there are legitimate differences between the races and we can't change that. It would be better if we admit it and promote selective breeding.

  • @maclement2 Furthermore, *the west* is not a "race", and it didn't contribute anything just by virtue of being a cardinal direction or a place on the map. It was the people who made the difference, and those people were white Anglo-Saxons and Celts who pioneered the sciences and discovered the New World, which was further *west* than they were. Plus, Asians might win at weightlifting FOR THEIR WEIGHT CLASS, but how many of them do you see playing American Football? Zero...

  • lol this is great

  • Radar is Evidence

  • So 90's.

  • John Mack only came into treating abductees when he became a true believer.

  • im sick of reddicks face

  • he totally describes skyrim lol 

  • @Zigazaga420 ROFL ya

  • Just so people know, under the Freedom of Information Act (recently), all information/files/documents (or most anyway) from past events such as the UFO crash in Roswell / JFK's assassination / Hitler's scientists being brought back to America to continue their 'black' research.. Pretty much anything your mind can think of, all the things you have been wondering whether or not is true over the past decades, has been put on this website. No more withholding information in America. NSA.GOV.COM

  • Someone tell Rogan he can make his point without cursing all the time. The 90's are over now.

  • @lilbromarky1 he's just so bro

  • @lilbromarky1 your a douche

  • He dreams of Skyrim? Dragons, scrolls, fire.

  • @TheATeamRecords he is... dragonborn! RUS DO FAH! :D

  • joe rogan should look up Bashar

  • Did that dream also include a werewolf 69ing a bear?

  • I don't think that shits gonna happen.....if you think about what would have to happen genetically for a singular race to one day exist, its just not very likely. Even if everyone was interbreeding(which is still unlikely) the interpersonal relationships themselves would be different....they would never really be a convergence point where everyone would oneday look the same.

  • Hey Joe I think you really wrong on this issue. I love listening to you views about life but honestly you have police officers, pilots, astronauts, ansd think your views are way to limited on the UFO expereince. Am not saying there arent cranks and nutts out there but come on man. I dont beleive in star signs or shit like that but there IS evidence of UFos, from earth samples to Radar and you have to respect the views of certain people. Its not all at night nor in bed. Check Out Of the BLue!

  • there's no fuckin way, the most african man with a massive nose is related to the smallest little blue eyed white skinned man, it's just the way it is, we've been lied to

  • I want joe rogan to watch ancient aliens lol

  • smart and crazy

  • Neanderthals were actually mixed in with everyone else and their gene pool was improved.

  • Lol WTF!! Nothin Nothin

  • Asian is a dominate gene so ......? Screw his we all gonna look mocha

  • I hate Joe Rogan, I would love to step in the ring with this fool. The guy says fuck every second word because he had nothing elts to say. Hes a fucking ape in a man costume.

  • @OblivionForever even though he says fuck every second he still sounds very logical when he speaks about certain things. And we are all apes in men costumes

  • @OblivionForever gtfo troll omg, youre watching his shit, but you hate him??? fuck off

  • @MaxamillionGat lol GTFO troll? keep trying looser. Rogan is an ass clown and this video is just another example of his pure idiotic venom that he spews to the public but if you wish you latch on to his ball sack and not let go I guess thats your choice.....Keep on sucken MaxamillionGat lol nice name btw rofl bwahaaaaa

  • @OblivionForever You know, I totally agree with people being able to voice their opinion, but you need to fucking die, haha

  • @GGPvideos It just goes to show the lack of imagination from idiotic pathetic people like your-self who's only aspiration in life is to make others feel bad just like this fool Joe Rogan. It's just goes to show that not only is Rogan a detriment to society but his sheep also.You should really rethink your life and maybe move in another direction because people like you are the reason why planes fly into buildings people like you are the reason why human growth is at a standstill. Your a cave man

  • @OblivionForever What the fuck are you spitting you hypocritical fool? "idiotic pathetic people like your-self who's only aspiration in life is to make others feel bad just like this fool Joe Rogan" How does that make any fucking sense? Calling me an idiot pathetic fool and then telling me that MY only aspiration is to make people feel bad? Your whole life is a giant redundant cluster fuck. Go die with the rest of your troll species you elitist faggot.

  • @OblivionForever oh yea, and the correct spelling is "You're a cave man." You stupid fucking cave man.

  • @GGPvideos No shit you dummy there wasn't enough space so I am quite sure your dumb ass would get it anyways. lol my exact sentiment, a dummy with no imagination.

    Lol you call me an Elitist? lol yea I am elite bitch so don't act like you know me fool! You Paranoid little bitch the Illuminate, Free Masons and my-self are coming for your ass. You don't know shit, you assume to much...... This just out, if you dislike Joe Rogan you're an "elitist" Bwahaaa you're a fucking Rogan dick sucker BIOTCH!

  • @OblivionForever Dude what are you 12? Learn to spell. Holy shit...

  • @Sk8rDevl707 Just like your buddy there absolutely no imagination. Well nice try but no ones looking. "head shake"

  • @GGPvideos Don't steel my words you cave man perpetrating knuckle dragger!

  • @OblivionForever You sound.. So stupid.

  • @OblivionForever you love him

  • many abductees have experiences in normal waking hours. Also does anyone think a harvard professor of psychiatry for 30+ years would confuse this with dreams?joe needs to do much more research on the subject.researchs like vallee hopkins and friedman have differing views but show the phenomenon is complex but none the less something is going on.

  • Joe is hilarious and he's also living proof that smoking Marijuana doesn't make you stupid or kill your brain cells. He's very down to earth but also very capable of some really deep philosophical/theoretical ideas. LIKED!!

  • joe rogan is an alien

  • I agree with Joe mutherfuckers claim they were abducted out of their bed 90 percent of the time

    Those mutherfuckers were sleeping & had abduction dreams imo

  • is that book or whatever it is on the internet cause i wanna see that shit

  • I was thew guy who gave Joe the book. It took many many hours. A lot of them were ones that I thought were cool, many were left out.

    you'd be surprised at how many patents the government has.

  • WOOW SOME 1s ON WEED

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  • be sad if there were no more blue eyes or blond hair

  • @cavhoki I couldnt agree more.

  • @cavhoki The genes will still be there in the gene pool, but brown hair and brown eyes genes are dominant. They'll still show up in 1 in 64 people or 1 in 512 people or something like that, and it will be something rare and beautiful.

  • @cavhoki nazi lol..  ..jks

    Plaeidians=Hitler's inspiration

  • @cavhoki why?

  • @cavhoki The majority of the world would be very pleased

  • its always a trade off,were smarter then ,say a chimp,but their stronger.the DNA is very close.

  • Rogan man, damn he's cool. Can never get tired of him just talking

  • It's irrational to think that we're the only intelligent life in the universe.

  • if everybody looked the same, we'd be tired of looking at each other.

  • if everybody looked the same, we'd be tired of looking at each other. 

  • I would love to get high with u Joe

  • i have fucking ass hair issues!

  • My theory: No such thing as aliens visiting. What abductees are seeing are our future descendents who have masted or are trying to master....time travel.

  • @TommYYZ

    Or it's just sleep paralysis. If you've experienced it you know that it's exactly like the abductees describe it.

  • "u nutty bitch" lmfao

  • Now if Joe really wants to take a neutral stance on Aliens, then he should not be so quick to judge people as crazy bitches, yet just say, who knows? We should also remember that dreams do not make sense, so when someone has an account of dreams making utter complete sense, then maybe we should not invalidate them as nuts or on drugs. I wonder how many people had the dream where the greys make a funny stuttering noise, to paralyze the person having the dream.

  • @PackOfPeterJackson Oh please Ive been having many dreams that made sense even make my own sense with lucid dreams. Theres no reason to think hey im being aducted then wake up in your bed. Why are you in your bed after being abducted? Because you were fuckin sleep. The mutherfuckers that claim they get abducted shouuld provid vidoe evidence of them vanishing or how they claim it works. Odds are they will waste tape

  • @muchohumpty First off, calm down. If you want to discuss this, then start by being civil. Second, I was just bringing up the fact, that if Joe wants to keep it neutral, then do not be so quick to judge. Third, if you feel the right to judge, then show valid evidence that it does not happen. You seem to think that valid evidence only flows in one direction. So prove to me that it does not happen, since you are so sure of this.

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  • Black and white is just a social construct and a non scientific one at that. In actuality there are many skin tones and due to different geography, means there will always be a different skin tone. As for the neanderthal, some scientist has said that all populations outside of Africa, have 1-4% neanderthal dna. Now about the alien stuff, well if Nasa got involved in the Hill abductions and are willing to take the time to record it and study it, then maybe, just maybe there is something to it.

  • I think it is possible that the greys are more like evolved insects, not mammals.

  • This is awesome but motherfucker, don't you tired of talking? SHIT!

  • Travis Walton is the most convincing dude ever. Watch an interview with him.

  • Joe Rogan is a sexy mother fucker and an amazing appeal!!!

  • Right the fuck on Joe Rogan.

  • if there;s no other planets WHAT A WASTE OF SPACE

  • Santa Claus sightings carry just as much weight as UFO sightings. Life existing elsewhere in the cosmos is likely, but aliens visiting us? Just yesterday driving i saw a rectangular shiny silver object moving across the sky. To a gullible fool this would be a UFO sighting for sure, to me it was something i couldn't see clearly. Just because something is not A, doesn't mean by default it's necessarily X.

  • @ItsTiedToAStick your mind is set on UFO's being only connected to aliens...and dont say it isnt because all you talked about was aliens and santa. UFO is an unidentified flying object, so even though you dont know what it is or cant see it clearly.. its a UFO

  • @DoubleVVDubstep Of course i agree with you; i couldn't identify it so technically it was an Unidentified Flying Object, but i purposely avoid using the term 'UFO' because to the layman, UFO = ALIENS! and i'm STRICTLY addressing that issue and those people only

  • @DoubleVVDubstep Of course i agree with you; i couldn't identify it so technically it was an Unidentified Flying Object, but i purposely avoid using the term 'UFO' because to the layman, UFO = ALIENS! and i'm STRICTLY addressing that issue and those people only

  • hes wearing an alien shirt lol

  • Wow. That makes so much fucking sense and I've never even done drugs. The whole Chimp to Human to Alien look totally makes sense. 

  • Astronauts and people from different branches of government want to go to congress and disclose to everyone that UFOs are real.

  • I was walking with two guys in college heading back to our dorms, we saw a white lite shining down from the clouds to the parking lot behind the dorm, it then shot up slowly until the clouds covered all of the light. We all reacted to it and said wtf etc... one of them to this day refuses to believe it occurred and the other will acknowledge it like myself.

  • put the baby in the machine!

  • 'Artificial electricity.' *facepalm*

  • Yuh-yuh-ya nutty bitch.

  • Man Joe Rogan is one smart mothafucka, seriously

  • actually people that have contact with the greys say that the greys warn us from the technological path rather than the organic path, they dont experience emotions and emotions are actually our greatest strength, compassion is lost. You want to be able to feel love, joy and excitement.

  • Winnus lol

  • ARTIFICIAL PENISES AND TITS .................AND PUNANNY............BAHAHAHAAWA­H WAH WAH WHAHHHAWWAHH!

  • If you wanna hear some awesome things... watch the "Disclosure Project" with Dr.Stephen Greer. That'll answer some people have.

  • @Dogg1980 Joe's bullshit meter on John Mack is right on. John Mack is part of the whole Disclosure Project disinfo game. Both were funded by Laurance Rockefeller who was running the conservation aspect of the globalization movement, whereas his brother David was handling the political-economic aspects.

    Type in ---> ISGP wikispooks <--- and go the FAQ and archives 2006 to see why the Disclosure Project is complete BS. The site also has a whole archive of old newspaper clippings on UFOs.

  • makes me happy he likes saying cunt as much as i do

  • there is a southpark episode about this...."they took R jobs!"

  • Joe Rogan for president.

  • MESSAGE TO ALL: If you have Netflix, watch the Ancient Astronaut series to the end. You will not be displeased. It will blow your mind. Please pay attention to it while watching. Prepare.

  • There are many people in the military and NASA that claim to have seen aliens while on the job. There is credibility to these stories.

  • is joe on the left or right? right? i know who he is but looks a lil different

  • @MrAhrim left

  • @MrAhrim personally I think hes the one talking about UFOs, hence the video title.

    welcome to the internet

  • joe rogan is the fucking man!!!!!!!