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  • this guy is obviously not a philanthropist. 

  • yea yea i think i would of done the same thing if i have a date and have a car 6:00

  • @machinima you need to walk with mechell so you can see booling aly

  • help you rerembere where the car was lol

  • "I'm just trying to make the right decisions"  *knocks over pedestrians*

  • 108 people made the wrong decisisons :)

  • how do you turn on the GPS woman?

  • Maybe try not running people over. Lmao.

  • Maybe try not running people over. Lmao.

  • "how very average of me" lol

  • " I'm just trying to make the right decisions." Wow so you think running people over and hi jacking cars is good?

  • kill car 3000

  • Well that's the best way to start your first date X3

  • Michelle:I would really nice to see you again.

    (Blood Is Smeared All Over The Car)

    Niko:Yes that would be blood, urm i mean good.

  • thumbs up if you hate to be in nikos way when he is driving

  • lo 5:23 michelle was fight with the door i think

  • look, i know that everybody will say "yo dude u got issues" but, is there ANYWAY to NOT change my clothes? plz, reply! i NEVER liked to do it in ANY game! just def jam...

  • OMG OMG OMG!!!! THAT DOOR OBVIOUSLY SAYS PULL! LMAO! 1:51

  • freaking rolls the car over . XD

  • Why won't anybody help meeeeee

  • lol 0:32

  • It's amazing how no one in the car notices the dead people that have been just ran over...XD

  • Niko:"Im just trying to make the right descions" *smashes guy with car*

  • I had to try to complete this mission many times. The problem is that I had a lot of fun by taking out a grenade while driving with Michelle, at the very start of the mission. When you do it, she'll get scared and she will jump off the car. The funny thing is that she always smashes on the first trafficlight (Now you'll ask me: "How did you get a freakin' grenade at that point of the game?" Well, two solutions: 1. Cheats 2. Searching for them around the city. I think n°1 is the right one).

  • nice intro drivin' skillz

  • Michelle really knows how to pick them doesn't she?

  • 0:48 "Im just trying to make the right decisions*Hits the bike and kills the guy*"

  • since niko came to town, the population has probably dropped by 1/2, man this dude is a killer

  • y do u like killing peaple?

  • I wish bowling balls would go that straight in real life... xD

  • XD nice start flying in the air

  • more assholes maybe. LOL

  • what u use to record ur gameplay

  • @syah64 on the pc you can record missions

  • havent u noticed how in all gta's u play as a man never a woman. LOL man power LOL

  • theres blood all over the car and dead bodies everywhere and she said it was fun

  • lol the 2 guys ran away and the girl was just standing there like " what why are u running" then she gets hit

  • niko : time for my first date *rides rlly fast* shit a tree!!*chrashes and niko flies out of the window* *stands up* ah now its time for my date ;)

  • xD Stop it with funny comments

  • I think he's addicted to "running over people"

  • why do you always go to sleep !!!! ? :D

  • 6:38 you are????

    LOOK AT YOUR CAR!

  • the blood makes some excellent decals 1:23

  • @stravvhat definity. i want it for my future car ;)

  • 0:09 I give that entrance 5 stars!

  • Do you think Niko Wants to make a right decision by running over hella People?

  • 0:08-0:13

    Ha Thats so random

  • it's funny how he said he was trying to make good decisions right before he ran over someone on a motorcycle.

  • Niko: I am just trying to make the right decision. *runs over a motorist*

  • *Runs down several groups of people*

    "I hope you have health ensurance."

  • At 1:54 th door says pull but Niko pushes it

  • @maplebacon221

    Yeah, I noticed that silly glitch.

  • 1.54, keep your pets/dog outside

  • your so predictable you always skid into the spaces because you cant drive normally without making a fool of yourself

  • @worldtrades he's a terrible driver...in a very good way

    like a road rage king he makes his way through the city

    hahaha

  • @worldtrades driving normally in GTA is fucking retarded.

  • @worldtrades i skid into spaces cuz it's fun dude. Driving like a granny takes no skill, anyone can do it.

  • @GTAmissions ur right

  • you guys say shes stupid for letting him keep the car but if it were mine i wouldnt want all that blood on my hood for something i diddnt do

  • cool she referenced GTA:SA she talked about Las Venturas

  • LOL at 1:22 it looks like "decals" on the car but its really blood.

    then she lets u keep it on the first date, how dumb.

    she is sooooooooooooooo stupid

  • omg i love the very begining when he crashs throught the window lmao!!

  • What i find funny is that she lets you keep her car on the first date

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  • "Real nice...seeing you again!" After the guy runs over half of Liberty and his cars hood is covered in blood you would be freaked out!

  • is that blood on the hod of the car? or a sweet flame job?

  • hahahahaha

  • ahaahahaha!!! lol!

  • San Andreas references does that mean that's GTA VI

  • the running people over really gets annoying

  • lol you try to fly over to the mark but you fail!!!

  • At 6:04 rolling your car on a date not the best idea lol

  • dude whats with the running ppl overe?

  • 1:35 "Hey, where are you guys going?" BLAM!

  • I wish I had this game unfortunetly im only ten years old

  • I'm sorry. I am 9 and I play it.

  • nice intro lol *hits tree* bahhh! *hits ground* oof

  • "I'm just trying to make the right decisions..."

    CRASH! DEAD PEDESTRIAN!

  • 0:15

    thats wat u get for not wearing ur seat belt

  • did you see the hood of his car? its covered in more blood than a surgons apron

  • what console is he playing this on?

  • he's playing on pc. If you look closely when goes to to interact with something, it says "mouse" on the screen. So he must be playing on pc.

  • 0:12 / 8:07 Bwa-ha-ha... Nice landing! :)

    Too bad girl don't see it.

  • "I'm just trying to make the right decisisions"

    *runs into motorbike and kills guy*

  • omg hahahha...i love ramming into motorcycles..

  • @RoboSonic876 haha, i didn't see that guy at first lol

  • LOL

  • @RoboSonic876 that thought popped into my head as well. haha

  • this guy runs over 47 and still goes 2 sleep. how does he sleep at night?!

  • @papertypwriter With about 2 sleeping pills.

  • own at 6:00

  • Lmao @ :35 and 6:26

  • funny how he said hes trying to make the right decision and then he runs over of a guy on a motorcycle XD

  • the begging was gol XD i wached it 15 times

  • "Me? I'm just trying to make the right decisions." *Smashes guy on motorcycle*. xD

  • i'm just trying to make the rite dissions *BOOM* sends a guy flying of his bike xD

  • "Im really interested in meeting you again" *shows front of the car full of blood* xD

  • u have to win it?

  • michelle was the fucking wicked girlfriend u have in San Andreas

  • if anybody didnt notice michelle was one of the girlfriends you could of had in san andreas

  • ehh... wich town was she in?

  • san fierro in the car training place her name was michelle and in the park with the golf carts was another girl friend named katie

  • yah and tthen you get the warm coffe achiement

  • i guess

  • @stewlegg it's called hot coffee yo

  • what the fuck what was the point of exiting by crashing

  • lol shes just talking normal while hes running freakin everyone

  • 6:38 "that was nice" said michelle car is bloody everyware xD

  • lol ijm just trying to make the right decisions *rams someone off their bike*

  • @ 0:12

    u missed lol

  • "I'm just trying to make the right decisions." *Starts running over people* LOL i couldn't stop laughing

  • or when she asked:

    "what are u doing here niko"

    and i thought:

    "running over people, can't u see?"

    btw her car is full of blood .D

  • ah ha ha

  • the least u can do is hold the door open 4 her

  • 3:55 epic!

  • its fun to take a nap on the streetz?lmao

  • At 6:36 Its So Romantic

  • LOL 0:49 he said: 'i'm just trying to make the right decisions'. but after he said that he hitted some1 off his bike lmfao

  • urn left... LOLOL FLIPZ DO A BARREL ROLL Michelle: WTF

  • Michelle and her fucking questions -.-

    ''Are you involved in criminal stuff?''

    ''Are you hanging with bad people?''

  • I can totally invision her on the ride home. Tapping her feet. Noddin' her head to Special Ed whilst Niko mows down 3% of the liberty population and rolls the car.

  • 1:21 car with blood

    5:14 car without blood

  • lol bowling rigged

  • 5:02 notice the neon sign, looks like a penis.

  • hmm wonder whats on yur mind lol

  • its two bowling balls and a pin^^

  • I KNO HEY

  • 1:20 ish

    Guy:Nice art work on hood..

    Niko: What art work? thats blood..

  • lol she says i bet u no more people then i do and he says more ass holes maybe and he shuts the door in her face lmao this kid the way he plays is fucking funny

  • lol niko says im just trying to make right decisions and he runs over the poor guy on the motorcycle lol

  • Nice Driving!

  • she's like i want to meet u again and the car is all covered w/ blood! lolololololololol!!!

  • "im trying to make the right decisions" boom, hits a motorcyleist

  • right decisions XD

  • Flamboyant driving... ;D (hope i spelled that right).

  • "that was nice"

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  • lol hes says i m trying to make the right decisions and then he runs over a guy on a bike

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  • Oh and lets not forget, the fucking car flips and nobody cares lol

  • I love it when Niko says "Im just trying to make the right decisions" and then he runs someone on a bike over.

  • haha same, its great how they can have a civilised conversation whilst driving along the pavement.

  • lol yeah i was just about to post a comment about that and saw this one lol!

  • is michelle somekind of a cia agent or something????

  • yhea i think so

  • WHY DIDNT MICHELLE GET OUT WHEN YOU KILLED EVERONE , cheats?

  • he dosent cheat

  • she doesn't get out if you hit a few people. you have to be getting shot at or start shooting ppl or cops to get her to freak out

  • you ARE The Stig

  • ummm, i like the way you drive

  • "I'm just trying to make the right decisions." *Thump* AHHHH! lol at 0:51

  • I was doing the second date with michelle and with bowling a guy stood behind me and he was pissing me of so when I was finished I gave him a punch because I thought I was tough and then I find out he was a russian mobster and his friends came in and I pulled the shotgun and they started blasting at me, I killed them though, but my date was over :(

  • HAHA talking about Roman´s possible criminal behavior while running over ten people XD

  • man the start at the vid already made me lol.

  • lol 3:54

  • 0:50 Im Trying to Make the right decisions ''Niko Rided Someone Off A Bike''

  • Beautiful driving style

  • did she say las venturas?

  • it took 5 times for me to finnish this mission >=( I roll over the car sometimes =D

  • LOL hilarious entry in the beginning :D

    And what the hell is up with her not taking notice of him killing like a hundred people and not even complaining o_O

  • well.....even for all the realism put on GTAIV, thise still programed chars, so they talk wth they r programmed for, so they talk like if he was driving....``normal´´ for GTA xDD

  • I mean could´t they have programed her to get upset or SOMETHING ..... seriously ... it just go´s on my nerves that the programers did not even think that the players would be doing some crazy shit while they were on the date and but some responses or something for that kind of behavior ... cause I kinda wanted her to dump him for being a freaking psychopathic lunatic, that´s all.

  • I agree man i agree

  • Class Carnage ;-)

  • 6:34 car covered in blood

    "that was nice. im really interested in seeing you again"

  • thumbs up WTF!?

  • lol @ :09

    "honey im hooome!"

  • LOL the classic beginning, i can just picture him saying." i am here honey"

  • 5/5 nothing new to say =)

  • "im just trying to make the right decisions..." kills pedestrian