Half-Life: Greetings 2

[DocWilyZ]

"Greetings."

"Hi- Bye."

[SignorThomasino]

That's not random, it happens all the time.

[BossPanzer]

He's about to die but that doesn't mean he shouldn't be polite to his colleagues.

[ncl1p]

hahaha, brilliant!!

[SuperMario1611]

This is the funnest non-Gmod Half-Life video I've ever seen.

[koolkakashi123]

This isnt fake -_- it happened to me once

[conor8262TV]

"AHHHHHHHHHH Greetings AHHH *Crashs* and *Booms*" hahaha

[Crixilis]

@conor8262TV You forgot the part where the elevator pauses for a moment before it went boom. xD

[maxcb2001]

lol

[RossMarlow]

Always greet the Freeman with respect, no matter the situation.

[kgkologlu]

hl2 does not have the social solidarity of half life itself.

[thekillingjimmy]

lol,the a.i. is so bad that you can use noclip to go to the elevator before it falls down and see the scientists being there waiting for gordon freeman in order to get killed!lol!

[AntiCookie007]

@thekillingjimmy That's not ai. haha

[thekillingjimmy]

@AntiCookie007 lol

[xILambyIx]

I call bullshit on that.

Fake and gay.

[Numer0us]

@xILambyIx You mean, you think this video was faked?

It is, you can play Half Life yourself to see. It doesn't cost much, and it's an ***awesome*** game. When you walk up to a scientist and you're right next to them, they say hi. What probably happened was that they forgot to turn that off, for the scraming scientists.

[xILambyIx]

@Numer0us You think I'm a retard or something? I played Half Life when it was released, and I still play it from time to time.

In all my years of playing, that has never happened to me once. It's happened in other places, but never when they're screaming for their lives in a falling lift shaft.

Good try, kid.

[Cardboard8bit]

@xILambyIx Well, it happened. If you don't believe it, then you can dislike the video. Asshole.

[xILambyIx]

@Cardboard8bit u mad?

[Numer0us]

@xILambyIx "Kid"?

I'm pretty sure this happened to me when I played it, anyways.

Maybe it only happens sometimes, and besides, just because it didn't happen to you, doesn't mean it's a fake.

[xILambyIx]

@Numer0us Yeah, you're obviously younger than me.

It didn't happen to you, because this video is edited.

[Cardboard8bit]

@xILambyIx I know I'm only bringing more attention to you, but seriously. Even if it was edited, how in the hell would this affect your life? It's not edited, and it appears you've wasted some time on this embarrassment of an argument. I mean, who comments on a 14-year-old kid's videos more than twice, anyways?

[xILambyIx]

@Cardboard8bit Why the hell are my comments affecting your life either? Don't let it get to you, kid.

[Cardboard8bit]

@xILambyIx Because it's my video? I should be able to manage my material.

[Numer0us]

@xILambyIx Your argument:

1. This film is edited (and I have no serious evidence to back up this BS!)

2. Therefore this didn't happen to you.

3. Therefore this film is edited.

Hey, I'm god, and everything I say is true. Also, I'm god. Since I'm god and I claimed this is true, I must be god!

And honestly, I sincerely hope you are just another 12 year old on youtube, because otherwise you're a complete and utter moron. Or as you phrased it, "a retard or something. 13+ requirement, by the way.

[xILambyIx]

@Numer0us ...Seriously? Please, don't embarrass yourself any more; you're making yourself look a bit slow.

[humfry88]

@Numer0us nigger

[IFM2002]

Oh, Hello.

Shouldn't you have been in the test chamber half an hour ago?

[diazhungi]

WOAH WAAAAAA!!! - greetings :D - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[xP3t3]

AAAAAAAAA - Greetings! - AAAAAAAAAAAA

[supersagehalo]

wellhaithere



[Lusitanum]

Ah Cardboard8bit, I see you've read my comment on the first Greetings video. :p

[roadkill291]

Why are there 2?

[MrGmodlol61]

That is what I'm gonna do when I die.

[BlueYoshi121]

Famous Last Words

[ImThatRussianGuy]

Meanwhile at Valve....

[gobot1985]

Chuck Norris source model

[DaMaGeLaB]

Greetings..

[Cr1mSiR]

Black Mesa has the chillest employees.

[Chaos0Seraph]

did you just edit the sound clip in? That has never happened to me in hl1....

[IamTheiPhone]

this was best video evar on igdaily! :D

[Jason12kool]

He's polite even to the end.

[ThatClassifiedGuy]

That guy is more badass the most of the douchebags I've met in my life. He's falling to his death, but still has the decency to say hello.

[TheSmackTubby]

Nothing like this to remind you that your headphones are on full volume.

[MegaRon2010]

Half life is the shit

[garuman]

0:01 "you're gay."

[TheAirs0ft]

Its awesome how this game came out 14 years ago and is still making most viewed... SUCK ON THAT COD FANBOYS!!!!

[CombineHgrunt]

Dis why Black Mesa: Source can't be more awesome than HL: Source.

[Spatan95]

Achievement Unlocked: Be Polite!

[destro8082]

Bahahaha as they fall to there deaths screaming ahhhhh aaa ahhhhh greetings aaaaahhhh aaa ahhhhh booooom hehe that's epic :) good stuff

[MysticYugi02]

The Best Video Ever.

[SilentPhenomed]

this shit is so fucking funny

[Nessima017]

i liked the part when he said greetings

[IRAQI6TNT]

What a well brought up man.

[MrJubag]

hahahhaha

[robizeratul]

now those are dedicated employees!

Can't find them IRL

[TheLvl100magikarp]

I like the part where, *insert random quote*

*Gets random thumbs ups*

[Rallinale]

The scientist's last word: Greetings.

[WestEndDream]

i love it when you crowbar something metal and they cringe like a complete wimp. haha

[MrThedude61]

Im so badass I greet people even when falling in an elevator to my doom!!

[CallofDutyMW232]

MOAR .__.

[mrgurth1]

I like the part where he ses "Greetings"

[WizoSavage]

In all of the Half Life series, THIS scientist is the baddest motherfucker

[DrMixable]

Did I just see this the end of igdaily on machinima? I think I did

[SMheatstroke23]

He's so calm and cool under pressure!!! lol.

[wudingkai103]

omfg

[Sm0k3ys]

That scientist was polite until the end!

[Blurry2k]

Still the chillest game of them all.

[razean22]

im laughing so hard right now :D:D

[themaniac47]

Why expolison look like HL2's explosion?

[kevinlewis88]

@themaniac47 thats half life: source

[jduran1995]

@kevinlewis88 Nope just half-life

[kevinlewis88]

@jduran1995 Nope look at the video tags. Its Half Life Source =]

[L3Dead]

And not a single fuck was given that day.

[Emild00d]

And not a single fuck was given that day.

[BallPapers]

A true gentleman.

[mateivornicu]

it sounded just like the grenade in counterstrike 1.6

[emosparten]

a gentalmen to the end

well played sir

[eagles1193]

AHHHHHHHHAAAAAAHH-Greetings.*E­xplode*

[Alle1222]

Dies like a baawws!

[systat]

It's fake, or a bug in new release(orange pack)when I played it back in 1999 I never heard it...

[Zoningviolation]

@systat Boy, you just ain't doing it right

[icurafu]

@systat You need to action the scientist as he is falling.

[GLaDOSPulse]

*screaming*. Greetings. *BAM*

[Achmed314]

i giggled

[Flashlight1996]

I remember doing that, and now i regret not recording it.

[bitrol]

hi

[DragonKillerLOL2]

Now... Are you able to get in the elevator with them?

[Cardboard8bit]

@DragonKillerLOL2 Suicide is never the answer

[DragonKillerLOL2]

@Cardboard8bit Your Right! If a laboratory is filled with aliens that want to kill me then I just get my rusty crowbar and beat the living shit out of them! They should make a game out of that idea...

[eagles1193]

@Cardboard8bit But will it blend?

[Qualjak]

@Cardboard8bit Your comment wouldn't have so many thumbs up if the people who would thumbs down that comment were still alive.

[DarkFrostX]

@DragonKillerLOL2 yes, you can

[glados360]

@DragonKillerLOL2 What Is Looooove

[wildrory]

@DragonKillerLOL2 blueshift yes

[mojouk2k]

Damn those scientists are polite!

[Nitronik4ever]

vIKINGS

[8bitrising]

Video games, man.

[sindiewen]

Thank you C418 for sending me here.

[Burrji]

C418 anyone?

[MegaShroom22]

@Burrji Yus.

[gtamaniak4]

@Burrji Yup

[PoisonedAl]

Oh hi! Er... bye.

[PaperyPaper]

Here comes the comments.

[doubleagfx]

Not a single fuck, not a single fuck is given at all.

[cassarNOVA19]

he wasnt afraid to die at all lol

[artofnick]

those are some level headed scientists

[LeonProfessional85]

Okay.

[kausmage25]

Oh hey man whats.... OH SHAT



[kendallbreeze]

I hear "You're Gay". My ears are so childish...

[JRCrowley]

lol. very lol  :)

[MissGirlFactor]

Great eggs,

I hear it. Everytime.

[zephyro11]

@MissGirlFactor Cannot unhear

[Pull0utBoy]

falling down an elevator? better drink my own piss

[harkejuice]

Sup.

[cakeorgtfo]

Sounds like he's saying "Bill Gates"

[Raneman25]

@cakeorgtfo You need your hearing checked.

[hotrod101h]

@cakeorgtfo wtf are you smoking

[flkatk]

i dont always greet others

but when i do

its when im 5 seconds from death

[bl4ck0c4t]

-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....

-Greeting.

-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....

[yacanman11]

what a way to go

[4815Alvar162342Hanso]

That is infinitely hilarious.

[duleewopper]

out of 302 views, 433 likes and dislikes? enlighten me.

[PyrosRubberDuck]

@duleewopper Youtube cant count, get used to it.

[SirConnely]

@duleewopper the views on youtube videos stop displaying increases at certain points if the video is getting very high traffic, and 300-310 is one of those points

[Peon546]

aa

[BadDudeGiovanni]

The explosion half a second after landing just made this video.

[Jkologe]

Thanks reddit

[TrustworthyAndroid]

What a friendly work environment.

[isaisai9192]

Greetings Reddit :)

[Regnberg]

A fellow scientist!

[Jimbodawg]

I honestly don't know what the hell happened. All I know is that this vid put a smile on my face. (=

[ipwnorcs]

I liked the part where he said "greetings"

[Frologics]

@ipwnorcs ME TOO!!!!! GREETING TO YOU IPWNORCA

[ForcedToSignUp]

lol

[PotataMan]

This scientist must be having a pretty shit day, everything explodes and breaks wherever he goes.

[skaspooner]

i found this easy to masturbate too.

[Polnadian]

Do you just mash "E" or something?

[RoadSideCircusM77]

"AAHAHHHHHH *oh hey freeman^ HHHHHH!!!!"

[jeffreyKoval]

Gets me every time.

[rushnerd]

I laughed pretty hard, reminds me of Oblivion

[sup3rspiffy]

@rushnerd LOL how?

[awkookrenewed]

Still half-life source, eh?

[Tonty099]

First I thought he said: "Pootis".

Like Heavy weapons guy from TF2.

[Kazuhiro808]

Greetings.

[joedaviso]

@Kazuhiro808 I've heard that somewhere before!

[spinafire]

Haha! Awesome!

[Sam5726]

A worthy successor!

[Cardboard8bit]

@WolfySnackrib666 Real :)

[WolfySnackrib666]

@Cardboard8bit Humm, my mistake. WTF people gave my thing negative votes? I feel as though all the happiness was sucked out of me, like I just received the kiss of a dementor.

[MultiverseTheory]

@WolfySnackrib666 People no like people saying fake for no reason :(

[WolfySnackrib666]

@MultiverseTheory But I really thought it was fake, that you just added the sound over, faking it!

[ieatchickens20]

LOL!!

[Jacomelo117]

XD!!!! OH GOD PLEASE KEEP GOING!