Enigma Uncensored: Gaming in Australia SUCKS!

[BetweenTheFade]

apparently australia sucks for hair cuts too

[Timic83tc]

the worst part is all the virtual console games are 50hz.

[danceswithasteroids]

Michael Atkinson, because of him I want to be American.

[longtngo]

also our online ping sucks with all the major game servers in the world

[AVEXentSUCKS]

It is a miracle at all that companies do business down there in the first place. Your Nazi officials running the show should have scared off video game companies from doing business down there. Besides, what is your population now? Not worth the time or effort. I would not be playing video games if I lived there.

[Dimitri0809]

Seriously America is the best place to live work and play, They have a game industry with a big culture behind it. america has everything, literally everything, best place in the world I have been there twice and feel like living there now.

Seriously come to america life there is the best, best lifestyle, best sports best games, best cities, it's the best you will never want to come back to Australia, Australia is boring, seriously it sucks, you're missing out on america it's the best.

[Dimitri0809]

Just face it you morons.. America is the best place to live, high standard of living, lot's of space, good health system, big gaming culture, need i say more.

[rtarkington]

OMFG you have half of the population of the rest of the western world. And you all get paid about twice as much as the average American does....cry more....keep buying American imports.

[rtarkington]

OMFG you have half of the population of the rest of the western world. And you all get paid about twice as much as the average American does....cry more....keep buying American imports.

[CrawlingCoconut]

australia has the worst internet out of all the highly-developed countries

[coxmob09]

I'm Australian and I agree Australia sucks totally.The majority of our population are narrow minded football junkies who are below IQ. And also the fact that we are way so behind in popular culture, our "Hottest new thing" is like 'Over and done with" in any other country. The only way we manage to get by is by copying of America culture as our own is so primitive and dull. And what depresses me even more is that we don't even have a proper R-rating for videogames

[Dimitri0809]

@coxmob09

It's so true all of Australia's sports and pastimes have literally lived out their golden age it's not even that interesting anymore. as for gaming, It is completely dead. which isn't very good but you can't do much about it because of Australia's isolated industrial position in the world.

[Baydude98]

Gaming in Australia may suck pretty hard. But, if we in NZ got Wii games for $99 around launch, we would have crapped our pants, we would have been excited and happy and rejoicing for such a price tag. But $169? ARE YOU SERIOUS?? That's almost like buying a system, not a fricking game! And not to mention, the 3DS. I was so excited for this device. The exchange rates said it would be $330. But $450?!? REALLY? What asshole came up with this? Aussies thought that $350 was bad. They have no idea.

[Kamikuru77]

PLUS U GUISE BANNED LOLICON THERE NO MOAR FAP TIME FOR SMALL BREATSS :(

[thebarlsman]

No Australian Servers for MMORPG's also. I don't think games need to be violent to be good but to remove gore that removes interactivity from games really takes us back into the dark ages... Basic ragdoll physics are boring. Chunks are fun. I've been gaming since I was very young and i've played very violent games and i'm probably the least violent person I know so Games do not affect children unless they are mentally retarded.

[danvsyou]

PS3 For like 200 at cashys now haha

[drphem]

its fucking gay our dollar is worth 99 US cents, its all most 1 -1 and i saw FABLE III for 120 dollars in target yesterday

lame, you also forgot the shit internet speeds

[lazerlight2010]

oh wait sry for saying we got the dsi before u because i thought u where some amarican basterd by the title

[500TD500]

dam lazerlight u type a lot chill out lol We get our shit first u madd?

[lazerlight2010]

we have BILLIONS of games we have as much games as u. they come out the same time as u

australia got the dsi before amarica

a ps3 does not cost 1000 dollers it cost about $365 dollers now

and we have lots of R rated games

we have pong cosoles,NES,SNES,N64,PS1,GAMEC­UBE,PS2,XBOX360,PS3,WII and heaps more. and all the ds's

we get same DLC as u

yes some of our downloadable game are like 5 dollers more but c-mon australia gaming is just like amarica

[humbarg]

gaming sucks ass here,

games are far too expensive

i come from england and going from 39.99 for a new release to 115 is just plain stupid.

you get screwed over online too, because this country is so far from others, games like call of duty black ops often put me in a game where i lag so much i dont get a chance.

[SoloWing3844]

Silent Hill: Shattered Memories was never released in australia :-(

[michaelwebo]

no mate we are lucky that we dont have games because we have a life we are active we make friends in real life not the bloody PSP or X-Box so mate WHO CARES ABOUT GAMES!

[FireyFiringFire]

@michaelwebo I do.

[buthead246]

Fuck this countries screwed. First they take our money and spend it, then they take our guns and now they're taking our entertainment. Is the government seriously trying to f*** us over?

[IcyDeath7]

australia sucks plus games arent for kids like @metalman749 said look at silent hill and resident evil i mean those games are scary(i love them) but they take and censor all the stuff people love about games im never going to australi....NEVER

[TheGreenPlague]

dude...you're in austrailia. If i was you i wouldnt be playing video games. I would be out on the beach with some fine austrailian tail, or in the outback killing fucking aboriginees with my bladed boomerang i took off the cold dead corpse of crocodile dundee. peopple play games to esacape there crappy reality of urban life in the city where going outside means some 5 year old black kid shoots you for wearing blue sneakers or cops anal fuck you if you sneeze in public. America rules.

[TheGreenPlague]

@metalman749 ...thats just the problem. People think games are for kids, and they let them play M or R rated games when they're fucking 7. First of all. I dont want to hear some spoiled little bitch jawin over the microphone while im playing COD, send that faggot to a private match. there should be actual laws about this. If you're a parent and you buy mature games for your kid, you should have wore a condom cause that turds done for now, and u obviously wernt ready for that responsibility.

[danvsyou]

Chill our goverment isnt stupid because of vidoe games it sucks that left 4 dead 2 is cencerd but really that shit is brutal and goverment could not give a shit about any games not a big deal

[Payload117]

am i now i'm pretty sure in not australian and im sorry did i touch a nerve there??

[Payload117]

ok first downunder isnt just australia lol i was told that by a freind and yes their goverment is weird cous there is no "R" rating for games so they just ban them games like Postal 3 is banned u can get off internet if u look in the right places but still......Monkey Balls Fuck Ass

[DeathnoteAmvMaster3]

this fuck i no wat u mean mate it gay an not going to get any better that why im planing on moving to canada where my family is and they say it awesome over there

[soul71000]

EnigmaXtreme there really isn't anything i can say that you haven't said about Michael Atckinson, believe me i hate people like him to.

[Engimal]

Personally, I love living in Australia.

Though, I do hate the bullshit going on about

banning R rated games here.

[narufansupear]

Super Mario RPG never made it to Australia? What sort of blasphemy is this?

[emgee65]

And apparently better pizza than italy's.

[gunut4]

Lol how funny would it be if australia didnt have runescape!

[thatrsdude]

The government has released a discussion paper on the introduction of R rated games, so make sure you make your input before February 28.

It's got nothing to do with what's wrong with Australia, it's just that the classification system for videogames is just a little bit behind.

[JakeLL]

It also sucks for the internet

[Dimitri0809]

Not everyone likes AFL and drinking beer!

I have been to Europe, America and Japan and there is so much stuff to do there.

Australia is a boring place and is not willing to adapt any other culture from overseas because Australia never really had one from the beginning.

[emgee65]

@Dimitri0809 If its that boring , why the fuck are you here?

"Not willing to adapt" .... Its adapted to you , has'nt it?

[Dimitri0809]

Sorry I take that back, I didn't mean Australia was entirely boring but it can be! when governments restrict certain things on Video games, whether they are online features and hardware devices, Etc

The fact of the matter is Australia is very isolated from the rest of world and I am always obsessed with finding out technology in relation to Video games.

Because Video games have a lot do with technology regulation I feel like we are missing out on certain things.

[emgee65]

No apology required.

Totally agree with your reply,though.

Cheers.

[Dimitri0809]

Gaming sucks in Australia because there a lot of things we don't get.

I've had to import stuff from overseas to fulfill some of my gaming needs.

[HaloMaster117100]

I completly agree with all your reasons! Overthrow the Australian Government!!

[DarthMuse]

@HaloMaster117100 i hate Australia in the gaming Induristy i put Millons and Billions into better gaming support and internet upgrades if i was Prime Minister of Australia

[snakeblood194]

there going to banned my games

[Jamerica9]

i really dont get it, wasnt australia originally founded by prisoner colonies... now they are banning every M games like they are Grand Theft Autos... You should complain to your government funded Ratings Board... Australia is a democracy...

-Love From America

[iPodBmxWii]

Fuck Australia, I hate living here.

God of War collection is banned and number 3 probably will be aswell. :(

[lazerlight2010]

@iPodBmxWii god of war collection is not banned

so is 3

[Headcrabs16]

Australia just sucks. It is boring. We need this R18 rating!

[cityofmiles]

australia is the bitch of america

[emgee65]

And you are "MY BITCH" , Ladyboy!

[southparkfan200]

i don't really like australia either, its just full of kangaroos and thats what australias is obseesed with and your right with that the ps3 was $1000 back in 2007, way too much fucking money.

[romel106]

everything is australia sucks its such a boring country to live in...

[craigjamesy]

No ill tell u wat sucks..England

[calderunited]

haha u mean the home of the queen who owns you, get ur shit stars of our flag. Englands sucks so bad we beat u in the olympics, ashes oh add rugy world cup. England has more fun stuff than Australia, u get more sunshine thats bout it. Australia's like the upset kid who never goes out or has any fun cuz ur parents say no. Rule Britainia

[emgee65]

Why torture yourself then.....Go live elswhere!

[Mason1729]

yeah....costs money to move to another country. and most people can't afford it right off the blue.

[lazerlight2010]

@romel106 ur thinking of south australia

north australia and east and west is all high tech just like amarica

[GameRemix]

Australia SUCKS PERIOD!

[IWentInsane]

yeah so does ur mum but I dont post it on youtube. dick

[MADMANx511]

YEA BOY! AUSSIE PRIDE!

[emgee65]

LOL

[WalrusSperm]

Your mum sucks my cock and lets me shove it it her arse...you can't say nothing about mine because she dead nigger!

[MADMANx511]

FUCKTARD.

[TheFearlessbro]

Xbox and PS3 new releases currently now are like 100 - 130 dollars, it is crazy.

I agree also where companies release statements only saying that they can't, no reason or "Why" just a plain no usually.

Yeah and no R rating, and soon, total internet filtering of content, it sucks!

[ARabbitNamedAmnesia]

ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS FOR A PS3??!!!!! FUCK!!! And no 'R' rating for games? Geez...Crazy.

[McFunnyCunt]

@ARabbitNamedAmnesia its come down A LOT since then

[XPlanetEarth]

@ARabbitNamedAmnesia Um It a PS3 is like less than half of it and we have like A LOT of 'R' rated games