New Segal movie comming out to theaters

[Briangamer14]

Johnny Cage's Trainer.

[captcaveman4201]

@Briangamer14 yoooo i piss people off sooo much using Cage in mortal kombat lolol if you do it like 3 times in a row quick they get mad real fast hehe

[Wol1427]

THE ONION!!!!

[PhantomAct]

So true tho, Segal's whole career revolves around punching c**ks. Such a fine art :D

[pie189]

i would watch it, they should actually make it

[mrdj0060]

lol this isnt real, its from the onion movie

[otester]

3 years and still no movie...

I WANT IT!!!

[captcaveman4201]

@otester what do you mean no movie? read comments. the movie came out years ago.

[otester]

@captcaveman4201

I mean cockpuncher movie...

[captcaveman4201]

@otester it turns into the cockpuncker movie.

[otester]

@captcaveman4201

Tell me somewhere I can buy it then.

They made Machete...

[dmuse1981]

@otester ya and machete was lame!

[dmuse1981]

@captcaveman4201 i still got cockpuncher mania!!!

[gutti88]

@otester lol that scene was taken from the onion movie... and in this movie there is this add.. so there so cock punshing movie ;)

[hulkmam3]

?? this is real?

[Ecorce02]

A lot better that the crap like Big movie, Date movie, Disaster movies etc...

Onion movie is more like the good old Hamburger film sandwich or Amazon women on the moon.

Really funny !

[madloz76]

I never get sick of seeing this, so funny. The tag line should be,"He's not just a black belt. He'll also punch below your belt".

[SpartanNatu]

@madloz76 No...just no.

[captcaveman4201]

@SpartanNatu haha

[SeagalFan8]

I would see this if they made it. Potential to be hilarious.

[captcaveman4201]

@SeagalFan8 They did make it. But its called the Onion movie.

[SeagalFan8]

@captcaveman4201

The onion movie isn't all about that character though is it? I mean a movie that seagal headlined that was released in theaters, a full blown parody, although with a slight name change.

[captcaveman4201]

@SeagalFan8 how do say this.. it starts off as tv commercials and then blends its way into the movie

[SeagalFan8]

@captcaveman4201

Oh i didn't know he was in it a lot. Did you think the movie was funny? is it worth a rental?

[captcaveman4201]

@SeagalFan8 hell ya that shit was mad funny.

[walkertexasranger33]

@SeagalFan8 its a big parody.. that has news reporters aware of their presence in the movie

[ironmenace]

omg cock puncher lol steven segal a beast

[captcaveman4201]

@nazworkshop what you dont like to have a good laugh?

[thugboy1988]

hahahaha the onion movie

[DanFrederiksen]

it's just awesome : )

[Goyabeans12]

I don't think you have the balls" lmao!!

[eltonjam]

This is from Onion movie>>>>> really funny

[puschfan4]

I dont think he has the balls.... I know cuz I'm cocksucker!

[soryn305]

yall this is a part of the greatest movie ever. the onion. the onion channel came from that movie.

[OfficialWomp]

Isn't this from the Onion Movie?????

[chewbaccawakka]

lol

[OrtonFan4eva]

lol in one of his movies i think its "Renegade Justice" he punches or kicks someone in the balls atleast once in every fight scene

[Redgrant80]

i never killed anyone.... i just punched a lot of cocks

[captcaveman4201]

hahaha yea ... they learned their lesson :)

[sfknns]

LOL "I don't think you have the balls"

[SirRaspberry]

@sfknns thats "i don't think you'll have enough balls"

[PhairHair]

suck me now please :(

[sifumantis7777]

this preview for the movie sucks, its the short blurp for it. there is a much longer and better preview of cockpuncher in the onion movie, someone who has it should upload it on here

[neosoulfuljojo]

This needs to be an actual film!

[chromaholic]

COCKPUNCHER!!!!!!!

[bios47]

PURE AWESEOME !!!

if that was a real movie it would be EPIC

[captcaveman4201]

it is the movie the onion movie... there is more to it that just this part !!

[YukiLT]

I wonder for how long does it last.. I wonder if it is worth to download.

[captcaveman4201]

its a 2 hour movie.. well worth the time.

[YukiLT]

I'm talking about the Segal part ^^.

[captcaveman4201]

its throughiout the whole movie

[aliasnut4life]

It's cool he has the sense of humor to do something like this.

I would totally watch this!

[captcaveman4201]

u should watch it then.. there is much more to it then this.

[FluffyBunniesOnFire]

[facepalm]

IT'S A DODECAHEDRON, NOT A TETRAHEDRON!!!

[captcaveman4201]

huh.. i guess its true.. you do learn something new everyday!! O.o

[revrndmel]

I wish they would actually make that a movie.

[captcaveman4201]

well if you want to see it. watch the ONION movie.. they have the entire cockpuncher movie in small clips throughout it. The Onion.. it will bring a tear to your eye.

[scarman240]

i dont think you have the balls hahahahaha thats just too funny!!!!!!!

[captstoopid]

I'm pretty sure that this would be my favorite movie of all time.

[mantagrae]

yo as soon as it said steven seagal is....cock puncher! i busted out laughing, lmao

[captcaveman4201]

ya me too :)

[mantagrae]

thankz for the upload bra ; D lol

[ryusheila]

watch the whole movie ! it's awesomely funny.

[YoungXtremist]

its not comin 2 theaters its a skit in the onion movie

[captcaveman4201]

if there are people actually waiting to see this movie in theaters.. bless their soul.

[YoungXtremist]

amen 2 that brother

[otester]

I am one of those people.

[erickvllgsyup]

I dont think you have the balls

[mantagrae]

not anymore, lol

[captcaveman4201]

learn to internets?? i thought i just did?

[Spapy]

.......not coming out in the theaters...learn to internet.

[UnregisteredHyperman]

I like learning to internet

[captcaveman4201]

hahaha

[ryusheila]

let's all learn to internets!!! wtfun!