Sidwell Apparel

[garethbawden]

Cool t-shirts. I know right now that I'm kinda fat and would not rock that t-shirt quite as well as you do. I like milk straight out of the carton and not on the rocks so... judge my peasant values.

[OrgasmandTea]

Oh my goodness I want all of them, but I already have too many t-shirts and I'm trying to cut back on unnecessary spending...even as I write this I'm trying to convince myself that these shirts are indeed necessary and all the others I own are less so...NO! Must resist!

Sorry buddy. I've liked and favourited to try and spread the love, good luck with your new venture =)

[juliekuku]

i love how your shirts don't just have your youtube name enlarged on the front. Your shirts are unique

[fairkid15]

fable?

[Nerdfighter007]

Oh, Jake Snake, please no drowning...

[goldfishtime]

I loved when you said, "Lots of pain"

[blackandfaded]

just bought piano hands. coolest shirt ever.

[Viroquet]

Yo I got my shirt. First thing that came out of the bag was a little pack of gummy bears. I lol'd.

[goldfishtime]

You should make one that says, "Like the flood."

[iaintalks]

yay attractive shirts for skinny guys!!!! definitely buying two when i get paid this month

[EatSleepCello]

hmm "Milk on the rocks" ? this name was used for a cocktail in a science fiction book I recall, did you read it ? :)

[JustJaida]

I feel like watching your videos enhances my vocabulary.

[PerpetualJoy]

well applesauce, $18. saving up for stuff sucks :(

[iamaservant4him]

knights tale reference... i knew i liked you.

[ayejaytee22]

I'm going to get your milk on the rocks shirt, and I hate milk!, and when people read it and say "hey I love milk with ice too" i'll be like "i have serious beef with milk. you shouldn't jump to such wild conclusions."

[MsGoodthing1]

Jake Sidwell....where are your rocks?

[avonne100]

Sorry, my good sir. This consumer only likes her milk neat.

[Believeislies]

I can't buy things online ! :c and I live in Australia so shipping would be like $4986593456 and I so need one of the I live on tangents tops >.<

[forwardslashAWESOME]

LOVE your voice...

[kristafrappe]

I CAN'T DECIDE BETWEEN MILK ON THE ROCKS TEE OR SWEATSHIRT!!!!!!!!!!

WHY YOU DO THIS TO MEEEEEEEEEE?!

But I also want the Tangents one... EEERRGGGHHHHH.

[jhubeJELLO]

I missed watching your videos :)

[DJCelestio]

I want the milkn the rocks shirt. And guess what? I am lactose intolerant. AND I drink lactose-free cows' milk. Ha. :P

[ellaanstuff]

Unless we (lactose intolerent beings), indeed, buy the "milk on the rocks" shirt and customize it by adding adding the word "soy" on it, in full secrecy. And you won't be able to be mad at us, because as you know, we live in a world where self expression through clothing customisation is vital.

Sir Sidwell, I do believe in equality and lactose free murders for everyone, even on the random subject of t-shirts. *joke over*

*bows down and shuffles her way out of here*

[BriarNeverSay]

buy all the shirts! then have no money. sigh. but seriously. buy all the shirts!

[drmoynihan]

Tangents are the sustenance of my craft.

I am a psychotherapist.

I enjoy your videos - and almost bought a t-shirt today.

[JustJeorgia]

What if you find us drinking lactose free milk?

[BlueNeptune1963]

Omg, and it's the tags on his videos that get me! Lmaoo, Stallion, smh

[BlueNeptune1963]

Lmaooooooo, I'm lactose intolerant, but imma still buy one!

[artvandelay13]

I... I believe I have what it takes to wear the milk on the rocks shirt. Well, everything except the money, perhaps. We'll see.

Also, I originally typed "milk of the rock" for some reason, which made me think of an ancient and religiously contended glass of milk in the Holy City. Possible shirt idea? Psshhh, I don't know, you said it, not me.

[songstres07]

a sales pitch has never been more entertaining! i stinkin' love you. the end.

[LaughLikeNoTomorrow]

See, I thought I knew what I wanted.

But then you threw color options in there.

Also, this is the first time where a youtuber has made shirts that, if I could, I'd actually get all of them, because they're all great.

Decisions.

[meeshka9]

Where are the rocks?

[PerpetualJoy]

CRAFTY MAN! Bowerstone MARKET. hahaa, I think I find that too amusing.

[PerpetualJoy]

YES! a tangents shirt, and is that from a Fable soundtrack? Thats what it sounds like, I love that game. Haven't gotten to play the third one though, but I guess thats really fine because I've heard it's not good.

[applespice01]

on the website, is the shirt diagram just for mens, or both?

[Cohenism]

@applespice01 If you look closely, there is a "Mens sizing chart" and a "Womens sizing chart." Let me know if you have more questions!

[semicolson]

jake sidewell and his 88 keys of desire, played by skeleton hands

[mynameismollie]

@semicolson keys of SEDUCTION!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RachealTheNinja]

@mynameismollie WOOT!

[RachealTheNinja]

@semicolson It's the 88 keys of seduction. I promise, I'm not trying to be mean, pinkie swear. Just needed to correct it. :)

[ZeroArson]

I was nice to see him folding a shirt properly, i can barely do that. Excellent designs sir, good show. We shall have milk on the rock one day I'm certain. Fare thee well.

[twinkletwinklelshiw]

it's not like the shirts will ever look as good on me as they do on you. i shall purchase one nonetheless :]

[landbamirum]

They are pretty awesome shirts though.

[landbamirum]

Doesn't "on the rocks" mean it has ice?

[Batmary21]

Soy Milk on the Rocks please! I don't know though, I want ALL OF THE T-SHIRTS!

[karawrumble]

I am so pleased with this. Even if you did it for yourself.

[karawrumble]

If you guys don't know where "milk on the rocks" comes from, you need catch up on Cohenism's videos.

[tardajade]

Fable music???



[mahogonywhisper]

What does "milk on rocks" mean?

[MrOlivierDagenais]

I dont get the "Milk on the Rock" can you explain.. anyone?

[Batmary21]

@MrOlivierDagenais Cohenism Pick Up Lines video

[manchildtrollhair]

once i get money i want to get a sidwell shirt and an olan rogers sweater and wear them together and therefore completing the roommate power stone apparel

[Cohenism]

@manchildtrollhair OMGoodness. Why have I not already done this? ROOMMATE POWERS COMBINE! *holds up non-existent decoder ring*

[mametmonster]

@manchildtrollhair That is possibly the most brilliant idea ever in life.

[Tiscl]

Fable music FTW!

[whoshify]

those are glorious. i need them.

[emiliadebilia]

I'd probably buy one if with the shipping to Latvia it wouldn't cost a million (ok,ok 30.89$ ) but then there is a possibility i'd have to live under a bridge somewhere, because i couldn't pay my rent.. sorry Jake, i really like your videos, but it's snowing outside..

[Cohenism]

@emiliadebilia Your support is all I need! I'd love to give a few shirts away for free, when I get the chance too. Most likely through my fan page on Facebook. :)

[indibimbi]

Are they uni-sex? i bet loads of people have asked that... but i'm to lazy to check...

[Cohenism]

@indibimbi I have guys and girls shirts. It's all on the site! :)

[curiosityplease]

I'm going to buy that milk t-shirt just to spite you... and i'm allergic to milk so that's taking it a step further.

[RoseusPepper]

Piano hands! Play me... haha. I really want that piano shirt.

[reianaisawesome]

oh hey Jake, cool shirts, really. just um one question, when will Nefarious Fauxpod shirts be available? Though I suppose the piano hands one could be counted as "the 88 keys of seduction".

[mooncow0]

Selling a t shirt with milk on the rocks written on them while drinking a glass of milk NOT on the rocks...

[jeaniebaby001]

but i don't like olives in my milk. :/ 

[aHouseFullofSound]

Knights tale reference :D

[MozasFury]

gotta love the fable theme tune

[nataliemaeonnaise]

are you using the same t-shirt guy that olan does? those shirts are comfy, cozy, and freaking wonderful. also, milk on the rocks doesn't imply the use of ice + milk, does it? because i must say that's revolting and can ruin a perfectly delicious white beverage.

[Cohenism]

@nataliemaeonnaise Yes sir! We both use Goliath. So you'll get sign cards, gummy bears and shirt tags with every purchase.

[bandg4evr]

Hit the I button.

[4bobbryar4]

yay finally a youtuber selling tshirts that dont have his name written everywhere on them

[Cohenism]

@4bobbryar4 You will most likely never find the name "Cohenism" anywhere on a shirt I design, unless it's because the design is so clearly brilliant, that I cannot deny its existence...which I doubt, severely. I just want to make shirts that people would actually want to wear! I'm glad you like them! :)

[Tomy1116]

"piano hands, play me" lol

[jeaniebaby001]

T-Shirt Nazi. LOL 

[Mmunaa1]

im in love with your hair. and new shirts.

[TheAussieIrish]

Laughing hysterically in front of mum who says at the end "I'm lactose intolerant. I suppose I shouldn't buy the shirt"

[stephenhorton]

the 'milk on the rocks' one is by far my favourite, and I'm loving the fable music :¬)

[eirwen5]

Maybe i`m just drunk (cpuld very well be.. history students do seem to prefer that state of being), but it feels like you`re playing fable music which is just freaking awesome.

[VenusDoom3]

milk on the rocks t is going to be mine... soon; very soon.

[phloschmo]

I'm lactose intolerant. I AM OFFENDED SIR 

[sushiandclouds]

are you using fable music? hahaha nice XD

[Tuzaya]

I like them because they are not super obvious. They are interesting, while still looking like normal teeshirts. No big ads along the front. IS NICE.

[ccstefsoccer4]

yesssss!!!!! i will definitely be buying one and/or all of theses shirts

[losttrainwreck]

Will be purchasing the hoodie of "milk on the rocks"!

[theloyalbadger]

YES 2%.

[AlmostGreatness]

This has been the best part of my day.

[AdamVloghart]

These are very nicely designed.

[dagget0]

Challenge accepted

[iLeaveYouWithHugs]

+++

the only think I think of when I hear "tangent" is Sin, Cosine, Tangent... uk... MATH....

Although, I think I fit those requirements @1:50

Also, Love Knights Tale reference @2:00

[iLeaveYouWithHugs]

-First: Oh my goodness, you look so good.

-I.... I don't undersand the "Tangent" one.... #SHAME

-However, I DO understand the "Milk On The Rocks" ;) #WIN....but not really

*hug*

[AlbeitShortened]

I showed my mum the tangent one and she looked at it for a while and said: 'If you get it you are not allowed to wear it to church.'

[Stilspel]

I'm buying and wearing the shirt despite my lactose intolerance.

Come at me, broseph.

[BrewsterIsAWinner]

I guess I can't buy the Tangents shirt. Dang.

[NavehaNight3388]

dude....has anyone tell you you are awesome today? well, your awesome.

[KaitTate]

cool shirts

[BigGreenMachine3]

Love the Knight's Tale reference. <3 WANT SHIRTS

[williambewise]

Fable music :D

[raeisnotarobot]

"I will fong you, until your insides are out, your outsides are in, your entrails will become your extrails I will w-rip... all the p... ung. Pain, lots of pain." I want that Tangent shirt.

[Cohenism]

@raeisnotarobot You got it! It's from A Knight's Tale!

[raeisnotarobot]

@Cohenism Brilliant! I had just finished watching that movie with a bunch of friends right before I saw this video. I was pretty excited that you referenced it. It's one of my favorite movies.

[TheEditingShop]

Your logo on the collar? Now that's just self indulgence! I love it!

[BlakesNo1]

hahahahaha, this is awesome

[rarabanjogirl]

May the Tri-Force be with you, good sir.

[Rapunzzel07]

Might I suggest, however, if at all possible....black shirts with white lettering/graphics? I have a partiality to black shirts (as does my body, which loves to ruin the wearing of any t-shirt that isn't a dark color...in a certain armish area). I would love you forever and a day if you would produce such a shirt. I would also buy it.

[Rapunzzel07]

Your pictures on bigcartel are amazing. I think you finally discovered how your hair prefers to be worn by you. I remember the video in which "i live on tangents, they are my bread" was pointed out to you as a good shirt idea. Or maybe you decided that on your own...anyway, glad to see it's finally coming to fruition. It's my fave.

[bibicotebioli]

I am actually drinking milk right now.

[BrenasaurusRexx]

oh noo. im lactose intolerant.

[xXPaintMePurpleXx]

Where can i get such fine T-shirts???

[xXPaintMePurpleXx]

just kidding i saw the link

[mickiebee14]

Milk on the rocks sounds scrumptious. Might buy one of the t-shirts at some point :)

[MimmbleMimmble]

I'm going to get the tangents shirt and wear it on my first day of REAL college, new friends shall flock to me.

[NixonJac]

Am I the only one who noticed that in one of Olan Rogers' videos he said fervently "BATHE IN MY GLORY" and he re-iterated it in this video

[runjennyrunnn]

OMG my friend kelsey doesn't watch your vids... but i'm gonna make her now, because she needs the tangents shirt... we always call her "a walking tangent" it's PERFECT.

[TheRydog100]

Is that milk '79? 'Cause '79 is the best year for milk. I only drink milk if it's '79.

[Cohenism]

Free gummy bears with every purchase. :)

[cHiLdOfZiOn06]

@Cohenism Is this a serious offer? Because gummy bears are the butter to my tangent bread. I do not think "ambrosia" would be too strong a term when describing the divinity of this sustenance.

[CATv1s1oN]

if im not mistaken... fable music?

[officialravenzoe]

Okay yeah, the piano hands were awesome.

[elizziebooks]

I'm lactose-intolerant and gluten-intolerant. Basically, I can only buy one of your shirts. DANG IT.

But I do love a good rabbit trail.

[HannieHee]

You just made an A Knight's Tale reference, didn't you? I think you did. We need to get married now.

[Ramwhad]

"Milk on the rocks" for the gentleman that wants to show he's daring but also has strong bones.

[CarpeDiem018]

fine. as a lactose-intolerant person, i suggest perhaps a lactose-free milk on the rocks t-shirt?

[elizziebooks]

@CarpeDiem018 soy milk on the rocks!

[Cohenism]

@CarpeDiem018 This has changed everything... Soy milk on the rocks.

[Chrisindapurplehouse]

@Cohenism In the UK we have milk made with lactase which feeds on the lactose so we have actual lactose free cows milk

[lilcaits]

@Cohenism or almond milk on the rocks?

[fantasyfeak999]

You rock for having Fable music. lol

[HarunoHero14007]

I don't drink milk XD

[KainChase]

SOY, Jake, SOY! (or goat milk)

[Poopyheadnumber1]

wait is this fable 2 music?

[Poopyheadnumber1]

PLEASE MARRY ME

[vautlapeine]

these are fabulous. FABULOUS!

[jessface777]

Nice..I like the second one the best. :)

[Jennyscott40]

I want the milk on the rocks but I am lactose intolerant....I don't wanna die 

[WestsideProductionz]

Will be getting a "Milk On The Rocks" ~

[Helloimmxl]

I love them!!! I'm a music student I'm diying for the one of the piano hands!! :))

[megbusch]

I love the fact that you put Fable music as the background hahaha

[Viroquet]

I'm totally getting that tangents shirt, though they aren't really my bread, they're my water.

[DreamsMelody]

Will my order include the model? ;)

[Cohenism]

@DreamsMelody That's extra, if you catch my I'M NOT SELLING MY BODY!

[Fundippsoyeah]

@Cohenism why not?

[TessieTee]

I thought the tangents one was in regards to mathematics, and I didn't understand the reference. I was, however, just saying to my friend how easily and often I forget what point I was getting at while in the middle of a sentence. I would like this shirt. Also the that lovely milk martini one, because olives are lovely.

[NessaR12]

Does no one else in this world drink Whole milk aside from me?!

[DreamsMelody]

@NessaR12 I do! In the long run it's actually healthier for you.

[NessaR12]

@DreamsMelody Wwooo! Yeah, that's right world! Better taste and better for you!

[TessieTee]

@NessaR12 Whole milk is the only milk that should exist. All others are like illegitimate cow-juice children. Also they are disgusting.

[NessaR12]

@TessieTee Right! It's just tastes of watered down milk. I'd rather have Soy milk than a % of milk.

[OlgaEM3]

Awesome! Want two to go please :)

[SignalsOverTheAir]

Nice to see shirts not coming from Distric Lines for a change. A "Piano Hands" snuggie, sounds good in theory, but in reality we don't need anymore of those dumb things. Who would of thought that Jake, could possibly hurt people, I knew that his docile nature was a ruse, very cleaver Jake, very cleaver.

[Artdoggy123]

"I will find u and I will drown you" in 2% milk! Haha best part ever

[TJ4kicks]

Those are awesome shirts. Jake I have to do an entertainment speech for school and I was wondering if it would be ok if I could do it on you and you're experience at sucking at like. I will mention the pee story but you will get the credit as you should. I tweeted at you but since you have such terrible followers you probably didn't check it.

[Cohenism]

@TJ4kicks Please do...however, no one will believe you. Muahahah.

[IVlogBecauseICare]

You should make the milk on the rocks shirt in different flavours, ie chocolate milk, strawberry milk, etc. :)

[Cohenism]

@IVlogBecauseICare That was my original plan! I really wanted a banana milk colored one. Still, white milk is the base for every other flavor anyway, so do whatever want with the shirt! Dye it brown! :)

[AdamUPNow]

Play me off Piano Hands! Why did you choose bigcartel, just wondering.

[KyisaLykesWaffles]

That is one nice shirt there.

[neatframes]

I hate milk but lucky for me I'm ADHD. Tangents it is.

[dramaqueensoso]

Can I be drowned in Whole Milk? .. please? :'(

[ConradMoniz]

I loved the ending so much. XD

[cyoachim10]

Oh my gosh piano hands! I really love that one. Curse you college and poverty for stealing all my T-shirt money!!!

[BenSmerg]

I love this Jake. You rock.

[dramaqueensoso]

Under 100 views :') and under 10 comments :') and under 10 likes :')

[JoEmily744]

I could buy the other two... stupid lactose intolerance. -_-

[Darthanakin8]

Ha! jokes on you, gonna buy the milk shirt and im lactose intolerant

[niloc1215]

I found this video really entertaining!

[aldothegeek]

I'm lactose intolerant, so I'm getting the one about tangents. But only because I like math, so you can find another creative way to kill me.

[Cohenism]

@aldothegeek I didn't even think about that! May math geeks abound!

[Owlexiaa]

Mygod, you're classy.

[AndysSoul]

Oh my gosh. This is incredible.

Everything you do is so creative. 

[spajdilajder]

When I clicked on this video, it said "0 views" (or "visningar", because I'm swedish). That is cool. Also, milk is awesome. 

[leahlovesroses]

Play me :')

Wonderful!! xD

I want it.

[mayisamusicaddict]

I love all of your videos, they are so entertaining (: