The series 'V' is a fictional TV show that explains (revelation of method) what is really going on with the evil UFO creatures (real spirit Lucifer & spirit demon gods) on this earth. The John Carpenter movie 'THEY LIVE' is actually a docudrama that explained this fact about the UFO creatures 25 years ago, but most people care more about the foolish religion of sports than truth, freedom or saving their own lives! I have evidence.
He's SO jewish.... he's not a funny comedian... Hey louis... stare at the ground more??? and when you have to say "weird" or "what was i gonna have to say?" then you disgrace the memory of comedians bigger and better than you who paved the way! go back to the synagogue you jewish cock! :)
@carcariden Ya think? LOL or maybe it could be you who's the pathetic piece of shit for liking such a racist jewish, TALENT free comic who is not even popular! LOL fail
@lrubemp awwwwwwww You're upset that i said something "racist" good for you for falling into my trap. You fail!!! So he can stand on stage and say the word faggot 20 times with hate and disillusioned people who think he's funny call that comedy.. YET if i call him jew once, i'm a nazi hater right? LOL say yes YOU fail again. check mate.
@V3GAdigi1 I wouldn't say racist... Controversial? Perhaps. A lot of people, I find, have really thin skin and can't take the silliest comments on race.
@V3GAdigi1 do you know how many legendary comedians were/are jewish? i'd wager at least half of them. i'd also wager that louis ck is hungarian/mexican and raised catholic. i'd *also* also wager that you're a lonely, insecure cunt. jesus fuck, can't i click on one single youtube video without having to read petty bigoted nonsense?
There are no polls, or anyone else for that matter, to question your opinion against gay marriage on a daily basis. That "Like/Dislike" button, about the video, is probably the only truth so far that shows how people feel about these things.
We are in the 21 century, things are changing everyday. Freedom of speech, sexual orientation, religion.... NO ONE SHOULD GIVE A FLYING FUCK!
@XF0 i don't need evidence for a soul. All i need to know is that murder a fetal baby before it's born, but you don't call it a baby rather a parasite so you can sleep at night after murdering "it". Sick selfish bastard.
@IrishMinja You might want to brush up on your biology. It's a raisin-size cluster of cells without consciousness, it is not murder. First trimester abortions are no more murder than having your appendix taken out. It's okay, and ignorant, for you to blindly condemn it, but you need to just come out and say that you are against it for religious reasons. Mislabeling it and bending the laws of science are not permissable. Thanks. :)
@turtlesarecool99 you might want to realizes life starts the moment of conception. Religion or not its murder. That you should brush up on some truthfully biology some some liberal pro-murder bs.
@IrishMinja Life doesn't start at conception. Sperm and eggs are both living well before they combine to form a zygote. So at conception, nothing changes. Life was life before and life is life after.
And Murder is only illegal killing. Abortion is legal. It's killing, but so is scratching your ass. You know how many cells you kill when you scratch you ass? Millions. I know you've scratched your ass before, so you're guilty of at least a billion deaths.
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@deventori123 and no devon torri just because im gay doesn't mean im gunna like your vagina, or stick my big man cock mold into your bum. i bet your pretty gay though. GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY you make trogdor your fagdor DEVONTORI YOUR A MAN- YOUR A FAGOOT MAN
Christianity has actually got you believing that there is a magical man in the sky, Who watches everything you do, every hour of the day and has 10 rules that IF you break he sends you to a place where you will burn and scream/be tourtured till the end of time; But he LOVES you! - AND he needs MONEY! - He is also all knowing, all wise and benevolent, But Just can't seem to figure out money. Relgion takes billions of dollars a year and doesnt pay tax
One more thing, i completely respect your rights to be a christian, i actually think its great because at the end of the day theres no way to change your mind and i wouldn't dream of it but if you believe in god so much why dont you just kill yourself now- go on, confess your "sins" and kill yourself then you can meet god and live a boring after life im sure suicide is often forgiven in the holy kingdom where thou shalt do no evil, and not worship false profits- which one by the way?
@QuilavaKing right but if god loves you and you have done many good things in your life- and if hes fully legit and fully exists he should forgive you- because thats sort of his bag right. ten hail marys and your in the gates. i cant help but think about how boring heaven would be, theres no drugs, no drinking, no parties, just a whole bunch of snobs and new born babies but no kids over the age of four because they all swear by that stage i really cant take the idea of heaven or hell seriously
oh and for the record christianity is already dying out, i live in christchurch and we had a huge earth quake- all the christians blamed it on the homosexuals and the hookers- but if it was because of all sinners then why was it all the churches and 90 percent the christian community that got fucked over? i think if god is real i would rather be on satens side- i mean why would he hurt me if im a sinner- im one of his people doing his bidding surely theres an awesome thank you card for me
ahh the war between atheists and non Athiests- which are really just athiests bar one god.... how would you feel if you when you died it turned out that another god was the right one to follow? i heard a good quote a while a ago- its a conversation between a catholic priest and a small child its goes like this
"would i go to hell if i didnt know about god" (child)
"of course not! you cant sin if you are unaware of it" (priest)
@MeZmoRiZ3 alright, i see you just don't want to accept the existence of God. I am sorry you are to arrogant and foolish. So good-bye best of luck but you will be forever tormented.
@IrishMinja Not to interject, but forever tormented by who? The loving and caring God who you want people to accept? Or the demon pest problem that is Satan? You know, that little thorn in our all-powerful God's side?
@LowlyLioness Hell thee place where even demons are tortured. Its like being burned alive without being able to die, and more horrible things. Like standing on the sun
@MsCoralline i am not threatening i said i was done wasting my time on a fool. He refused to even have a decent conversation with me. I knew he was too arrogant to accept he was wrong and thee bible is true.
Ahhh, the old "You're arrogant for not believing in my make-believe Big Brother, who really really loves you, made you sick, and commands you to be well, and tortured his son 2000 years ago because you masturbate."
All said with not a shred of supporting evidence. And you call HIM arrogant, and say HE didn't want a 'decent conversation'? Dinners at your table must be fantastically boring, if that's your criterion for 'decent conversation'.
@MsCoralline Good does love you. He doesn't make you sick. He doesn't make you get better. God wont force you to do anything. He sent his son to die fr our sins, so we could be in Heaven with God. We have more than sufficient evidence of God, and Jesus. He is to ignorant and proud to accept he was wrong.
"We have more than sufficient evidence of God, and Jesus."
Your standard of "sufficient evidence" is ridiculously low, then. Give us some of that evidence, then. Just a few compelling pieces.
"He sent his son to die fr our sins, so we could be in Heaven with God."
Perhaps one of the stupidest ideas ever. And your blather about "He doesn't make you sick" is completely at odds with the doctrine of original sin. Do you not know your own religion?!?
@MsCoralline Yes i know it. It is Satan and demons who make us sick. God did not originate he gave us freewill and we chose to be evil. God can heal us but will not force us to be sick or healthy. He created our bodies to ward off sickness, but since the wages of sin is death, we do get sick age and die. Jesus is unquestionably a real person even secular historians cant deny that. Why dont you look up the secular texts that catalog the life and miracles of Jesus.
@MsCoralline really all you should need is a bible. Its amazing the way it was written. 40 authors on several continents and across thousands of years on almost every topic with no contradiction. No 2 human books by 2 separate authors can written 1 topic without contradictions.
@thisisrlynotmyname i did and i checked the so call "contradictions". None that i checked were true. Of course its easy to make something say what ever you want when you take it out off context. Like ii will just take parts of you comment out of context. Like this "Do a google image search for dicks". Don't be mad i was just cutting out parts to make it say what i wanted. You know taking it out of context.
"No 2 human books by 2 separate authors can written 1 topic without contradictions."
Wrong. That is an utterly stupid statement. I have two books on condensed matter field theory right here; they cover essentially the same topic (with some emphases on different sub-topics), and have no contradictions between them.
Your whole post here is utterly stupid. It also shows your fantastically silly conception of "evidence". My conclusion: You're a Poe.
@MsCoralline Poe? OK I need to look back through my text-book. I was trying to display a point it made, but i did a poor job. I just remember the part where it says the bible was written by 40 authors on several continents, across thousands of years, and on any subject that you can think of, and is free of contradictions or falsehood. I remember it said no other book can even come close to that.
What textbook? The part where it claims that the Bible is free of contradictions or falsehoods must be where IT is wrong. I would really like to read reviews of this book.
_Which_ Bible is it talking about? The Tanakh? The deuterocanonical? The Ethopian Orthodox?
The same Dake who wrote "30 Reasons for Segregation of Races"? The same Dake who is fantastically controversial because of his stances on Jesus' "Adoptionism"?
Wow. Talk about contradictions right there!
We're done. You've brought no evidence whatsoever. Good luck.
You're claiming that it's false that Dake wrote "30 Reasons for Segregation of Races"? And that Dake doesn't claim Adoptionism? Wow. What color is the sky where you live?
@MsCoralline i said i don't agree with the philosophies, which don't appear in his later book. Why don't you give me the top 5 biblical contradictions in the bible, and i will prove them wrong,or maybe the bible is flawless and no one can find anything.
in the old testament, there are many passages that sanction and regulate HUMAN SLAVERY. it even recommends you to not hurt the eyes or the teeth of the slave. it also says men must have a beard.
@IrishMinja I see you just don't want to prove the existence of god. I am sorry you are too ignorant and pinheaded. So good-bye best of luck and now we will no longer be tormented.
@irishminja There are many faults in the bible. Some examples are the Adam and Eve story, which takes place in the middle east. We've traced back the first homo'sapiens to have originated from central africa. And the earth is no way near 6000 years old, that's just ridiculous, it's far older than that.
@TheHeiligeJ give me a break. The word animal has more then one meaning.
In scientific terms, humans are animals indeed. And how some of us murder and cause ware without reason we are BELOW the animals that kill to eat and survive.
IrishMinja, you should check yourself and your pissy little attitude. The bible says to love our enemies. You seem to be just another mouthpiece giving christians a bad name. Obviously, as I stated before, we are not supposed to be gay. It is outlawed in the bible and it doesn't work naturally. Yeah, you can stick your penis in alot of things but the reason you have one is to procreate (and have pleasure while doing it). Read some history about your forefathers too.
@irishminja "separation of church and state is false and contrary to what our founding fathers wanted. To think any of the founding fathers wasn't very religious is pure ignorance."
Oh yeah? I'm a devout christian, but still consider that the separation of church and state is one of the most important things in our western world. Let the heavenly business be conducted in heaven, and the earthly laws be set on earth.
Coming from a christian point of view, I don't agree with the act of homosexuality. We are supposed to love everyone, in the truest sense of the word. Homosexuals should be allowed to be married in a court of law, as it would be a lawful contract. They should not be allowed to be married in a real christian church as it goes against the bible. Other than that, let them deal with their own life and don't spread hate. Cheers
@bunkman64 I can't even fathom why you thought it would be logical to compare two gay people getting married to a person marrying a monkey. There's no argument there.
Gay people aren't monkeys.
If gay people were monkeys on the other hand, I can see why there might be a problem in gay marraige seeing as though monkeys aren't functioning members of society. Since, gay people aren't monkeys they are therefore, functioning members of society and there is no reason they shouldn't be married.
There's actually a statistic which says that children which are raised from lesbian couples are more apt to excel in school, and be considerably well mannered/behaved.
Btw, if homosexuality is completely a sin and a conscientious choice - hows it that other mammals are homosexual as well?mammals that are nothing more than animals further down the evolutionary chain also exhibit cases of homosexuality. Its because theres a slight mutation in genetic coding. Science is science - go fuck yourself
@theboss4996 Aww is someone mad. You love that brokeback mountain stuff you in the closet redneck. I bet you and your country boyfriends get together for all night orgies. Its ok dude, you love black people we get it, just get off their dicks.Your one of those cuckolds who likes to watch their boyfriend be banged by a black guy then clean them off with your tongue. YEEHAW country faggot.
@theboss4996 Please round up all your ignorant redneck southerners, and LEAVE THE GODDAMN UNION! We'll let you go this time, there's no reason to have you.
Legal issues aside, why would gays even want to get married? It's just an old Christian tradition, sort of like not being gay is.
I personally have nothing against gay people, as long as they don't play it up intentionally like a lot of them do. I've known dudes you wouldn't even know were gay unless they told you specifically. It only gets annoying with the massive lisp and pink feather boas while dancing down the street to kylie minogue type parades etc. Annoying like a lot of personalities.
@999newaccount Legal issues aside? As if gays want to get married because of the bible. The bible is just a book. Not being able to visit your life partner in the hospital because you aren't family actually matters. Is this hard for you to understand?
@MisterBinx exactly.. they should just have the same rights as everyone else. That was one of my sisters biggest fights.. if shes really sik her wife isnt able to have any say... BUT YAY for NYC baby!!!! More states need to allow our gay ppl the right to wed.
im not gay and im glad to see youre a backwoods redneck southern stereotype.
I bet you guys get your pick-up trucks together and run down faggots and niggers and beat them up because theyre not the same as you. and i bet you only do it in large groups because youre most likely a huge pussy.
Louis CK is wrong here. YES they are BEING GAY AT YOU. They are CONSTANTLY IN OUR FACE, FLAUNTING their "lifestyle" (which is chosen by the way). I get tired of hearing it. Okay..so you are "gay"..I GET IT!!!!!!
@bunkman64- I really doubt that gay people are walking up to you and disrupting your life. I think maybe them just existing annoys you and so you THINK that's what they're doing when really they are refusing society's wish for them to be ashamed. And it's not a chosen lifestyle. One doesn't chose to be straight, just as one doesn't chose to be gay. It just happens. Get your head out of your ass. It's 200fucking11, for Christ's sake.
@soyuncatacol What do you think would happen if I organized a "STRAIGHT pride parade?" The shit would hit the fan! We would be called neo nazis, supremasists and all kinds of shit. It is chosen. All little kids have crushes on their teachers and you damn well know it so that blows you theory right out of the water. One man sticking his dick up anuother mans shitty asshole is NOT a "natural" act. SORRY you see it as such. Shows your level of thinking, explain it to your kids you liberal fuck.
@bunkman64 Lol being gay is just as "normal" as being straight. You're obviously too narrow minded and ignorant to see that so I'm won't waste any more of my time explaining why. This is coming from a straight guy.
@AndresPetMonkey Not hardly. The human anus is designed to push feces out, not take dicks up.If they are as "Normal" as straight people then why all the make-up and chains and bullshit they put on at GAY pride parades? If you want to talk about people whoare REALLY getting discriminated againstt, talk to an American indian. THOSE people have a reason to bitch, not like a bunch of attention whores who just keep wanting more and more and more. Read the story of sodom and gomorrah, nuff said.
He should've been the lawyer for the case in Massachusetts.
supahfreeak 3 weeks ago
100 people are voting for Rick Perry
louis3976 3 weeks ago
what about that Alan Carr chatty fag
DamoD95 1 month ago
the 100 people that dislike this are FUCKIN QUEEH!!!!
MusicJew158 1 month ago
@V3GAdigi1 is touching dicks in front of my cereal spoon.
hitgrrrl 1 month ago
this funny! why cant it just be left at that?
peteyboombox 2 months ago
"I don't like explaining things to my kids. I don't like talking to em'" haha
airemillion90 2 months ago
omfg louis ck never fails to kill me ever EVER
brenonion 2 months ago
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The series 'V' is a fictional TV show that explains (revelation of method) what is really going on with the evil UFO creatures (real spirit Lucifer & spirit demon gods) on this earth. The John Carpenter movie 'THEY LIVE' is actually a docudrama that explained this fact about the UFO creatures 25 years ago, but most people care more about the foolish religion of sports than truth, freedom or saving their own lives! I have evidence.
Private Investigator Sinne
U.S.A. Washington
TruthTeller878 2 months ago
He's SO jewish.... he's not a funny comedian... Hey louis... stare at the ground more??? and when you have to say "weird" or "what was i gonna have to say?" then you disgrace the memory of comedians bigger and better than you who paved the way! go back to the synagogue you jewish cock! :)
V3GAdigi1 2 months ago
@V3GAdigi1 you're a pathetic piece of shit
carcariden 2 months ago
@carcariden Ya think? LOL or maybe it could be you who's the pathetic piece of shit for liking such a racist jewish, TALENT free comic who is not even popular! LOL fail
V3GAdigi1 2 months ago
@carcariden u mad? LOL
V3GAdigi1 1 month ago
@V3GAdigi1 And who, uh, is a "better" comedian to a gutterdweller like you, Heinrich Himmler?
lrubemp 2 months ago
@lrubemp awwwwwwww You're upset that i said something "racist" good for you for falling into my trap. You fail!!! So he can stand on stage and say the word faggot 20 times with hate and disillusioned people who think he's funny call that comedy.. YET if i call him jew once, i'm a nazi hater right? LOL say yes YOU fail again. check mate.
V3GAdigi1 2 months ago
@lrubemp Oh and to answer your failed question, george carlin. HANDS DOWN!! louis WISHES in 4 life times he could be as honest and funny as George.
V3GAdigi1 2 months ago
@V3GAdigi1
Fact: V3GAdigi1 is a racist fuck.
soadpwnsyou 3 weeks ago
@soadpwnsyou BAAAAD retort!!!! LOL fail
V3GAdigi1 3 weeks ago
@V3GAdigi1 you do know louis ck won't actually read any of these comments, right?
epicfails614 2 months ago
@epicfails614 Of course.. i don't need him to read these.. i already had a trashing session with him on his twitter... damage done :) point me
V3GAdigi1 2 months ago
@V3GAdigi1 You are so snobby and annoying : ) You must be a cranky middle-aged woman, I'm guessing...
happybulb 1 month ago
@happybulb wrong on all accounts... next please!?
V3GAdigi1 1 month ago
@V3GAdigi1 Oh, wow you just put me into check mate. Nice job!
happybulb 1 month ago
@happybulb why thank you
V3GAdigi1 1 month ago
@V3GAdigi1 You do realize he's an ateist, raised CATHOLIC, right?
CrazyLazySnazzyJazzy 3 weeks ago
@CrazyLazySnazzyJazzy you do realize he's still a racist.. either way
V3GAdigi1 3 weeks ago
@V3GAdigi1 You do realize he's not... right?
CrazyLazySnazzyJazzy 3 weeks ago
@CrazyLazySnazzyJazzy you kinda DO realize he is right? research huffingtonpost CK lewis comments and have fun
V3GAdigi1 3 weeks ago
@V3GAdigi1 I wouldn't say racist... Controversial? Perhaps. A lot of people, I find, have really thin skin and can't take the silliest comments on race.
CrazyLazySnazzyJazzy 3 weeks ago
@V3GAdigi1 do you know how many legendary comedians were/are jewish? i'd wager at least half of them. i'd also wager that louis ck is hungarian/mexican and raised catholic. i'd *also* also wager that you're a lonely, insecure cunt. jesus fuck, can't i click on one single youtube video without having to read petty bigoted nonsense?
misterbizzones 1 day ago
@misterbizzones no.and you're wrong LOL i'd wager you're a douche :)
V3GAdigi1 6 hours ago
#1 heterosexual male argument FOR gay marriage -- LESS COMPETITION
nubbs 2 months ago
Brilliant!
YogaforCynics 2 months ago
Nelson from the Simpsons in the audience at the end.
HunterXero 2 months ago
"Wow man!"
"I know, right?"
NobodobodoN 3 months ago 2
he's making me laugh so hard it hurts my belly
skinwalkerxxx 3 months ago
@skinwalkerxxx fag
maxypooh15 3 months ago
@maxypooh15 pedo
skinwalkerxxx 3 months ago
"Hey Bill how are ya, the tip of your dick feels nice against the tip of my dick" HAHAHAHA!!!
Zackathor 3 months ago 2
FAGGEEEEHT!!!
LetsGetHighOnMorris 4 months ago
God doesnt have a problem with gay people, only with niggers
An the fight is on
Kneleist 4 months ago
There are no polls, or anyone else for that matter, to question your opinion against gay marriage on a daily basis. That "Like/Dislike" button, about the video, is probably the only truth so far that shows how people feel about these things.
We are in the 21 century, things are changing everyday. Freedom of speech, sexual orientation, religion.... NO ONE SHOULD GIVE A FLYING FUCK!
svartpavitt 4 months ago 15
lol '' WOW MAN ''
migueleato 4 months ago
"I don't like explaining things to my kid!"
And there, he just described perhaps 75% of parents today.
dacianavamp 4 months ago 102
@dacianavamp It's funny that you said that and 75 people liked your comment lol. Wonder if they're all parents.
supahfreeak 3 weeks ago
yesterday I raped and murdered God
so he no longer exist
sorry guys
654987br 4 months ago
@654987br ...yeah well, shit happens :/
munherpes 4 months ago
92 soccer moms are talking to their shity kids
thundercleese2012 4 months ago 2
@XF0 i don't need evidence for a soul. All i need to know is that murder a fetal baby before it's born, but you don't call it a baby rather a parasite so you can sleep at night after murdering "it". Sick selfish bastard.
IrishMinja 4 months ago
@XF0 you trivialize a very important thing.Then if something goes wrong you punish the baby who did nothing bad by murdering him/her.
IrishMinja 4 months ago
@IrishMinja You might want to brush up on your biology. It's a raisin-size cluster of cells without consciousness, it is not murder. First trimester abortions are no more murder than having your appendix taken out. It's okay, and ignorant, for you to blindly condemn it, but you need to just come out and say that you are against it for religious reasons. Mislabeling it and bending the laws of science are not permissable. Thanks. :)
turtlesarecool99 4 months ago
@turtlesarecool99 you might want to realizes life starts the moment of conception. Religion or not its murder. That you should brush up on some truthfully biology some some liberal pro-murder bs.
IrishMinja 4 months ago
@IrishMinja Oh, sorry. I thought I was speaking to a rational adult, nevermind.
turtlesarecool99 4 months ago
@IrishMinja Life doesn't start at conception. Sperm and eggs are both living well before they combine to form a zygote. So at conception, nothing changes. Life was life before and life is life after.
And Murder is only illegal killing. Abortion is legal. It's killing, but so is scratching your ass. You know how many cells you kill when you scratch you ass? Millions. I know you've scratched your ass before, so you're guilty of at least a billion deaths.
ninjajesus81 4 months ago
"I don't have time to didge your dodge your dicks with my spoon!"
kyuteh 4 months ago
What's with all these annoying Christian fucks?
kagemusha776 5 months ago 3
wow, the top comments are the only ones I can immediately see that have anything at all to do with the video (and that aren't completely stupid).
brez002 5 months ago
Why the fuck are you people writing novels on a fucking Louie CK video comment wall?
bassoutofface 5 months ago 37
@bassoutofface
Call Me Ishmael......
SmoothCriminalAaron 1 month ago
The tip of your dick feels nice against the tip of my dick... haha
RexRocker1979 5 months ago
8==> <==8
NuggetPumpkin 5 months ago in playlist Louis CK 5
88 people are touching dicks in front of my spoon.
gabesmall 5 months ago 66
Wooo! Lets all vote the quotes to 2 top comments and spoil everyones fun!!
lurkattak 5 months ago
Possibly his funniest ever <3
abeautifulword 5 months ago
In the title... You spelled his name correctly... In the description it's somehow 'louie'... what?
HowLongChong 5 months ago
@HowLongChong i may be invoking godwins law, but stfu grammar nazi
BrendanStuart 5 months ago
@BrendanStuart heh, sorry it was just strange that he spelled it right once and then the next time it was wrong.
HowLongChong 5 months ago
Everybody getting mad at slickl07 is missing the point
MrG0dbar 5 months ago
"They're fucking QUAAAAAA!!!"
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gunitup234 5 months ago
i love him
djalternegro 5 months ago
It's probably illegal because seeing 2 dudes make out doesn't appeal to most people (including me)
slickl07 5 months ago
@slickl07 close your fucking eyes. and your argument still sux ass bcuz you didn,t mention
seeing two "chicks" make out doesn,t appeal to you. and two women making out are still gay.
you are an idiot.
djalternegro 5 months ago 2
@djalternegro I'm not saying they shouldn't get married.
and me not saying the same about women is just pointing out the society is. calm down bro.
slickl07 5 months ago
@slickl07 Seeing anyone PDA doesn't appeal to me, regardless of whether it's the same sex or different sexes.
misskrystalsam 5 months ago
@slickl07 So...
YesImAnAwesomeTroll 5 months ago
@muslimterrorist666 wow i can't believe you said that
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"your honor, they're fuckin QUEEEEEER, they're FUCKIN QUEEEEEER!"
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@dferhadi94 And that's all they've got. There are no other arguments. That says a lot about them.
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vechorik 3 months ago
@deventori123 and no devon torri just because im gay doesn't mean im gunna like your vagina, or stick my big man cock mold into your bum. i bet your pretty gay though. GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY you make trogdor your fagdor DEVONTORI YOUR A MAN- YOUR A FAGOOT MAN
Bronwyn1890 6 months ago
@deventori123 pretty gay. why are you gay for jesus. i bet your gay for jesus...
Bronwyn1890 6 months ago
I was listening to someone saying "dodging dicks with your spoon" while reading about your bible discussion.
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@andrewjacksonbr why is that spammed, that's a bigger complement
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@IDSFTheSecond "People hate the truth." - George Carlin
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JCtheReaperMusic 6 months ago
@JCtheReaperMusic
Mind spelling and grammar as it was written out of frustration for humanity.
But honestly, If you are too stupid to live in a world where virgins give birth - then you are the problem with humanity.
JCtheReaperMusic 6 months ago
@JCtheReaperMusic lol Zeightgiest HIGH FIVE :D
im up voting.
Bronwyn1890 6 months ago
which show is this?
wyv3rni 6 months ago
One more thing, i completely respect your rights to be a christian, i actually think its great because at the end of the day theres no way to change your mind and i wouldn't dream of it but if you believe in god so much why dont you just kill yourself now- go on, confess your "sins" and kill yourself then you can meet god and live a boring after life im sure suicide is often forgiven in the holy kingdom where thou shalt do no evil, and not worship false profits- which one by the way?
Bronwyn1890 6 months ago
@Bronwyn1890 Suicide is one of the greatest sins. Doing so is an instant ticket to hell.
QuilavaKing 6 months ago
@QuilavaKing right but if god loves you and you have done many good things in your life- and if hes fully legit and fully exists he should forgive you- because thats sort of his bag right. ten hail marys and your in the gates. i cant help but think about how boring heaven would be, theres no drugs, no drinking, no parties, just a whole bunch of snobs and new born babies but no kids over the age of four because they all swear by that stage i really cant take the idea of heaven or hell seriously
Bronwyn1890 6 months ago
@Bronwyn1890 That's just not how it works. =/
QuilavaKing 6 months ago
oh and for the record christianity is already dying out, i live in christchurch and we had a huge earth quake- all the christians blamed it on the homosexuals and the hookers- but if it was because of all sinners then why was it all the churches and 90 percent the christian community that got fucked over? i think if god is real i would rather be on satens side- i mean why would he hurt me if im a sinner- im one of his people doing his bidding surely theres an awesome thank you card for me
Bronwyn1890 6 months ago
ahh the war between atheists and non Athiests- which are really just athiests bar one god.... how would you feel if you when you died it turned out that another god was the right one to follow? i heard a good quote a while a ago- its a conversation between a catholic priest and a small child its goes like this
"would i go to hell if i didnt know about god" (child)
"of course not! you cant sin if you are unaware of it" (priest)
"then why did you tell me?" (child)
Bronwyn1890 6 months ago
@IrishMinja LOL
GeoffGames 6 months ago
Yay! Look at all these atheists! You all give me hope for the future
Maxables 6 months ago
@Maxables Too bad for you God is real, and Christianity will never die out. :D
IrishMinja 6 months ago
@IrishMinja NIGGA IS U SRS
Al5ezdlt 6 months ago
@Al5ezdlt yes sir, and please refrain from using such derogation terms.
IrishMinja 6 months ago
@IrishMinja Y U MAD THO?
Al5ezdlt 6 months ago
@IrishMinja Sure. Whatever helps you sleep easy, friendo.
Maxables 6 months ago
@Maxables well deny what is irrevocably true. I just hope you get saved before you die. It would suck if you went too hell.
IrishMinja 6 months ago
@IrishMinja Are you kidding?! Hell's gonna be a fucking party! Everyone worth knowing will be there.
Maxables 6 months ago
@Maxables hell is the worst agony in all creation. Beyond anything you can think of or have already endured.
IrishMinja 6 months ago
@IrishMinja You, sir, are very silly!
MeZmoRiZ3 6 months ago
@MeZmoRiZ3 alright, i see you just don't want to accept the existence of God. I am sorry you are to arrogant and foolish. So good-bye best of luck but you will be forever tormented.
IrishMinja 6 months ago
@IrishMinja Not to interject, but forever tormented by who? The loving and caring God who you want people to accept? Or the demon pest problem that is Satan? You know, that little thorn in our all-powerful God's side?
LowlyLioness 6 months ago
@LowlyLioness Hell thee place where even demons are tortured. Its like being burned alive without being able to die, and more horrible things. Like standing on the sun
IrishMinja 6 months ago
@IrishMinja
Being threatened with Hell by a Christian is like being punched in my aura by a hippy.
MsCoralline 6 months ago
@MsCoralline i am not threatening i said i was done wasting my time on a fool. He refused to even have a decent conversation with me. I knew he was too arrogant to accept he was wrong and thee bible is true.
IrishMinja 6 months ago
@IrishMinja
Ahhh, the old "You're arrogant for not believing in my make-believe Big Brother, who really really loves you, made you sick, and commands you to be well, and tortured his son 2000 years ago because you masturbate."
All said with not a shred of supporting evidence. And you call HIM arrogant, and say HE didn't want a 'decent conversation'? Dinners at your table must be fantastically boring, if that's your criterion for 'decent conversation'.
MsCoralline 6 months ago
@MsCoralline Good does love you. He doesn't make you sick. He doesn't make you get better. God wont force you to do anything. He sent his son to die fr our sins, so we could be in Heaven with God. We have more than sufficient evidence of God, and Jesus. He is to ignorant and proud to accept he was wrong.
IrishMinja 6 months ago
@IrishMinja
"We have more than sufficient evidence of God, and Jesus."
Your standard of "sufficient evidence" is ridiculously low, then. Give us some of that evidence, then. Just a few compelling pieces.
"He sent his son to die fr our sins, so we could be in Heaven with God."
Perhaps one of the stupidest ideas ever. And your blather about "He doesn't make you sick" is completely at odds with the doctrine of original sin. Do you not know your own religion?!?
MsCoralline 6 months ago
@MsCoralline Yes i know it. It is Satan and demons who make us sick. God did not originate he gave us freewill and we chose to be evil. God can heal us but will not force us to be sick or healthy. He created our bodies to ward off sickness, but since the wages of sin is death, we do get sick age and die. Jesus is unquestionably a real person even secular historians cant deny that. Why dont you look up the secular texts that catalog the life and miracles of Jesus.
IrishMinja 6 months ago
@IrishMinja
Evidence, Minja. Give it.
MsCoralline 6 months ago
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IrishMinja 6 months ago
@MsCoralline really all you should need is a bible. Its amazing the way it was written. 40 authors on several continents and across thousands of years on almost every topic with no contradiction. No 2 human books by 2 separate authors can written 1 topic without contradictions.
IrishMinja 6 months ago
@IrishMinja Do a google image search for "contradictions in the bible"
thisisrlynotmyname 6 months ago
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@thisisrlynotmyname i did and i checked the so call "contradictions". None that i checked were true. Of course its easy to make something say what ever you want when you take it out off context. Like ii will just take parts of you comment out of context. Like this "Do a google image search for dicks". Don't be mad i was just cutting out parts to make it say what i wanted. You know taking it out of context.
IrishMinja 6 months ago
@IrishMinja
"No 2 human books by 2 separate authors can written 1 topic without contradictions."
Wrong. That is an utterly stupid statement. I have two books on condensed matter field theory right here; they cover essentially the same topic (with some emphases on different sub-topics), and have no contradictions between them.
Your whole post here is utterly stupid. It also shows your fantastically silly conception of "evidence". My conclusion: You're a Poe.
MsCoralline 6 months ago
@MsCoralline Collusion is probably an issue. i bet there is something in one book that conflicts with the other.
IrishMinja 6 months ago
@IrishMinja
Poe. You're not even doing THAT right.
Evidence, or get the fuck out.
MsCoralline 6 months ago
@MsCoralline Poe? OK I need to look back through my text-book. I was trying to display a point it made, but i did a poor job. I just remember the part where it says the bible was written by 40 authors on several continents, across thousands of years, and on any subject that you can think of, and is free of contradictions or falsehood. I remember it said no other book can even come close to that.
IrishMinja 6 months ago
@IrishMinja
What textbook? The part where it claims that the Bible is free of contradictions or falsehoods must be where IT is wrong. I would really like to read reviews of this book.
_Which_ Bible is it talking about? The Tanakh? The deuterocanonical? The Ethopian Orthodox?
MsCoralline 6 months ago
@MsCoralline God's Plan for Man: By Finis Jennings Dake. Well if you have any biblical contradictions on hand i would be happy to disprove them.
IrishMinja 6 months ago
@IrishMinja
The same Dake who wrote "30 Reasons for Segregation of Races"? The same Dake who is fantastically controversial because of his stances on Jesus' "Adoptionism"?
Wow. Talk about contradictions right there!
We're done. You've brought no evidence whatsoever. Good luck.
MsCoralline 6 months ago
@MsCoralline The book is exceptional, but if you wont take it as a proper source, OK. I don't support either of the 2 falsities you Stated.
Give me your top 5 Biblical contradictions, and i will discredit them.
IrishMinja 6 months ago
@IrishMinja
You're claiming that it's false that Dake wrote "30 Reasons for Segregation of Races"? And that Dake doesn't claim Adoptionism? Wow. What color is the sky where you live?
Bring evidence. Nothing else matters. Evidence.
MsCoralline 6 months ago
@MsCoralline i said i don't agree with the philosophies, which don't appear in his later book. Why don't you give me the top 5 biblical contradictions in the bible, and i will prove them wrong,or maybe the bible is flawless and no one can find anything.
IrishMinja 6 months ago
@IrishMinja
in the old testament, there are many passages that sanction and regulate HUMAN SLAVERY. it even recommends you to not hurt the eyes or the teeth of the slave. it also says men must have a beard.
saraiva7e 4 months ago
@IrishMinja Hell is only for believers. Everyone else is safe.
dogvom 4 months ago
@dogvom, that might be the most ignorant thing Ive read today.
ksuman2791 4 months ago
@IrishMinja I see you just don't want to prove the existence of god. I am sorry you are too ignorant and pinheaded. So good-bye best of luck and now we will no longer be tormented.
dogvom 4 months ago 3
lol TROLLS!!!
grantisbored 6 months ago
That's exactly how people from Boston talk, including me
incandesantlite 6 months ago
YOUR HONAH YA GONNA GET A FACKIN' BEATiN'!
colenbrak 6 months ago
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@irishminja There are many faults in the bible. Some examples are the Adam and Eve story, which takes place in the middle east. We've traced back the first homo'sapiens to have originated from central africa. And the earth is no way near 6000 years old, that's just ridiculous, it's far older than that.
AndresPetMonkey 6 months ago
OMG my name is Bill so when he said that I was like "Holy Crap!"
therealbatty4life 6 months ago
Humans can reason
Animals can not
TheHeiligeJ 6 months ago
@TheHeiligeJ give me a break. The word animal has more then one meaning.
In scientific terms, humans are animals indeed. And how some of us murder and cause ware without reason we are BELOW the animals that kill to eat and survive.
robertangel30 6 months ago
@TheHeiligeJ Humans are animals that can reason.
AndresPetMonkey 6 months ago
THEY'RE FUCKIN' QUEEEAAAHHH!!!
joedoschMSU 6 months ago
Humain are animals, and i'm not talking about the science definition.
69horace69 6 months ago
Why are you people talking about Animals,humans, mammals and ect.
slickl07 6 months ago
How to explain it to your kid: SbBtNVFjeDA
Swenglish 6 months ago
IrishMinja, you should check yourself and your pissy little attitude. The bible says to love our enemies. You seem to be just another mouthpiece giving christians a bad name. Obviously, as I stated before, we are not supposed to be gay. It is outlawed in the bible and it doesn't work naturally. Yeah, you can stick your penis in alot of things but the reason you have one is to procreate (and have pleasure while doing it). Read some history about your forefathers too.
scphillips87 6 months ago
Most arguments against gays in general boil down to "eww, two guys kissing and touching, gross!".
Mooem7 6 months ago
@irishminja "separation of church and state is false and contrary to what our founding fathers wanted. To think any of the founding fathers wasn't very religious is pure ignorance."
Oh yeah? I'm a devout christian, but still consider that the separation of church and state is one of the most important things in our western world. Let the heavenly business be conducted in heaven, and the earthly laws be set on earth.
pomppa85 6 months ago
Coming from a christian point of view, I don't agree with the act of homosexuality. We are supposed to love everyone, in the truest sense of the word. Homosexuals should be allowed to be married in a court of law, as it would be a lawful contract. They should not be allowed to be married in a real christian church as it goes against the bible. Other than that, let them deal with their own life and don't spread hate. Cheers
scphillips87 6 months ago
@scphillips87 you don't know your bible don't call yourself a Christian.
IrishMinja 6 months ago
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Gay People Are The Best!!!!!!!!!!
dannlynch 6 months ago
@bunkman64 I can't even fathom why you thought it would be logical to compare two gay people getting married to a person marrying a monkey. There's no argument there.
Gay people aren't monkeys.
If gay people were monkeys on the other hand, I can see why there might be a problem in gay marraige seeing as though monkeys aren't functioning members of society. Since, gay people aren't monkeys they are therefore, functioning members of society and there is no reason they shouldn't be married.
gre3nstapler 6 months ago
Which special is this from?
myaewk 6 months ago
There's actually a statistic which says that children which are raised from lesbian couples are more apt to excel in school, and be considerably well mannered/behaved.
Btw, if homosexuality is completely a sin and a conscientious choice - hows it that other mammals are homosexual as well?mammals that are nothing more than animals further down the evolutionary chain also exhibit cases of homosexuality. Its because theres a slight mutation in genetic coding. Science is science - go fuck yourself
AceTicTac18 6 months ago 3
@AceTicTac18 Perfect comment.
AndresPetMonkey 6 months ago
Gays help protect us by serving in the military, and yet they can't get married. What a fucked up place this is.
tstruss912 6 months ago
Anyone who is against gay marriage is just being defensive because they are gay.
babiesmakinbabies 6 months ago 3
@babiesmakinbabies I Agree totally!!
cfazio57 6 months ago
@theboss4996 Aww is someone mad. You love that brokeback mountain stuff you in the closet redneck. I bet you and your country boyfriends get together for all night orgies. Its ok dude, you love black people we get it, just get off their dicks.Your one of those cuckolds who likes to watch their boyfriend be banged by a black guy then clean them off with your tongue. YEEHAW country faggot.
oldrippy0024 6 months ago
@theboss4996 Please round up all your ignorant redneck southerners, and LEAVE THE GODDAMN UNION! We'll let you go this time, there's no reason to have you.
BasickTheEmcee 6 months ago
Legal issues aside, why would gays even want to get married? It's just an old Christian tradition, sort of like not being gay is.
I personally have nothing against gay people, as long as they don't play it up intentionally like a lot of them do. I've known dudes you wouldn't even know were gay unless they told you specifically. It only gets annoying with the massive lisp and pink feather boas while dancing down the street to kylie minogue type parades etc. Annoying like a lot of personalities.
999newaccount 6 months ago
@999newaccount Legal issues aside? As if gays want to get married because of the bible. The bible is just a book. Not being able to visit your life partner in the hospital because you aren't family actually matters. Is this hard for you to understand?
MisterBinx 6 months ago
@MisterBinx exactly.. they should just have the same rights as everyone else. That was one of my sisters biggest fights.. if shes really sik her wife isnt able to have any say... BUT YAY for NYC baby!!!! More states need to allow our gay ppl the right to wed.
cfazio57 6 months ago
@theboss4996
im not gay and im glad to see youre a backwoods redneck southern stereotype.
I bet you guys get your pick-up trucks together and run down faggots and niggers and beat them up because theyre not the same as you. and i bet you only do it in large groups because youre most likely a huge pussy.
youthXattack 6 months ago
Louis CK is wrong here. YES they are BEING GAY AT YOU. They are CONSTANTLY IN OUR FACE, FLAUNTING their "lifestyle" (which is chosen by the way). I get tired of hearing it. Okay..so you are "gay"..I GET IT!!!!!!
bunkman64 6 months ago
@bunkman64- I really doubt that gay people are walking up to you and disrupting your life. I think maybe them just existing annoys you and so you THINK that's what they're doing when really they are refusing society's wish for them to be ashamed. And it's not a chosen lifestyle. One doesn't chose to be straight, just as one doesn't chose to be gay. It just happens. Get your head out of your ass. It's 200fucking11, for Christ's sake.
soyuncatacol 6 months ago
@soyuncatacol What do you think would happen if I organized a "STRAIGHT pride parade?" The shit would hit the fan! We would be called neo nazis, supremasists and all kinds of shit. It is chosen. All little kids have crushes on their teachers and you damn well know it so that blows you theory right out of the water. One man sticking his dick up anuother mans shitty asshole is NOT a "natural" act. SORRY you see it as such. Shows your level of thinking, explain it to your kids you liberal fuck.
bunkman64 6 months ago
@bunkman64 The reason a "straight pride parade" would be frowned upon is because straight people haven't gone through any shit for being straight.
AndresPetMonkey 6 months ago
@AndresPetMonkey You're right, it's one of the benefits of being normal.
bunkman64 6 months ago
@bunkman64 Lol being gay is just as "normal" as being straight. You're obviously too narrow minded and ignorant to see that so I'm won't waste any more of my time explaining why. This is coming from a straight guy.
AndresPetMonkey 6 months ago
@AndresPetMonkey Not hardly. The human anus is designed to push feces out, not take dicks up.If they are as "Normal" as straight people then why all the make-up and chains and bullshit they put on at GAY pride parades? If you want to talk about people whoare REALLY getting discriminated againstt, talk to an American indian. THOSE people have a reason to bitch, not like a bunch of attention whores who just keep wanting more and more and more. Read the story of sodom and gomorrah, nuff said.
bunkman64 6 months ago