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  • He should've been the lawyer for the case in Massachusetts.

  • 100 people are voting for Rick Perry

  • what about that Alan Carr chatty fag

  • the 100 people that dislike this are FUCKIN QUEEH!!!!

  • @V3GAdigi1 is touching dicks in front of my cereal spoon.

  • this funny! why cant it just be left at that?

  • "I don't like explaining things to my kids. I don't like talking to em'" haha

  • omfg louis ck never fails to kill me ever EVER

  • !!! WARNING !!!

    The series 'V' is a fictional TV show that explains (revelation of method) what is really going on with the evil UFO creatures (real spirit Lucifer & spirit demon gods) on this earth. The John Carpenter movie 'THEY LIVE' is actually a docudrama that explained this fact about the UFO creatures 25 years ago, but most people care more about the foolish religion of sports than truth, freedom or saving their own lives! I have evidence.

    Private Investigator Sinne

    U.S.A. Washington

  • He's SO jewish.... he's not a funny comedian... Hey louis... stare at the ground more??? and when you have to say "weird" or "what was i gonna have to say?" then you disgrace the memory of comedians bigger and better than you who paved the way! go back to the synagogue you jewish cock! :)

  • @V3GAdigi1 you're a pathetic piece of shit

  • @carcariden Ya think? LOL or maybe it could be you who's the pathetic piece of shit for liking such a racist jewish, TALENT free comic who is not even popular! LOL fail

  • @carcariden u mad? LOL

  • @V3GAdigi1 And who, uh, is a "better" comedian to a gutterdweller like you, Heinrich Himmler?

  • @lrubemp awwwwwwww You're upset that i said something "racist" good for you for falling into my trap. You fail!!! So he can stand on stage and say the word faggot 20 times with hate and disillusioned people who think he's funny call that comedy.. YET if i call him jew once, i'm a nazi hater right? LOL say yes YOU fail again. check mate.

  • @lrubemp Oh and to answer your failed question, george carlin. HANDS DOWN!! louis WISHES in 4 life times he could be as honest and funny as George.

  • @V3GAdigi1

    Fact: V3GAdigi1 is a racist fuck.

  • @soadpwnsyou BAAAAD retort!!!! LOL fail

  • @V3GAdigi1 you do know louis ck won't actually read any of these comments, right?

  • @epicfails614 Of course.. i don't need him to read these.. i already had a trashing session with him on his twitter... damage done :) point me

  • @V3GAdigi1 You are so snobby and annoying : ) You must be a cranky middle-aged woman, I'm guessing...

  • @happybulb wrong on all accounts... next please!?

  • @V3GAdigi1 Oh, wow you just put me into check mate. Nice job!

  • @happybulb why thank you

  • @V3GAdigi1 You do realize he's an ateist, raised CATHOLIC, right?

  • @CrazyLazySnazzyJazzy you do realize he's still a racist.. either way

  • @V3GAdigi1 You do realize he's not... right?

  • @CrazyLazySnazzyJazzy you kinda DO realize he is right? research huffingtonpost CK lewis comments and have fun

  • @V3GAdigi1 I wouldn't say racist... Controversial? Perhaps. A lot of people, I find, have really thin skin and can't take the silliest comments on race.

  • @V3GAdigi1 do you know how many legendary comedians were/are jewish? i'd wager at least half of them. i'd also wager that louis ck is hungarian/mexican and raised catholic. i'd *also* also wager that you're a lonely, insecure cunt. jesus fuck, can't i click on one single youtube video without having to read petty bigoted nonsense?

  • @misterbizzones no.and you're wrong LOL i'd wager you're a douche :)

  • #1 heterosexual male argument FOR gay marriage -- LESS COMPETITION

  • Brilliant!

  • Nelson from the Simpsons in the audience at the end.

  • "Wow man!"

    "I know, right?"

  • he's making me laugh so hard it hurts my belly

  • @maxypooh15 pedo

  • "Hey Bill how are ya, the tip of your dick feels nice against the tip of my dick" HAHAHAHA!!!

  • FAGGEEEEHT!!!

  • God doesnt have a problem with gay people, only with niggers

    An the fight is on

  • There are no polls, or anyone else for that matter, to question your opinion against gay marriage on a daily basis. That "Like/Dislike" button, about the video, is probably the only truth so far that shows how people feel about these things.

    We are in the 21 century, things are changing everyday. Freedom of speech, sexual orientation, religion.... NO ONE SHOULD GIVE A FLYING FUCK!

  • lol '' WOW MAN ''

  • "I don't like explaining things to my kid!"

    And there, he just described perhaps 75% of parents today.

  • @dacianavamp It's funny that you said that and 75 people liked your comment lol. Wonder if they're all parents.

  • yesterday I raped and murdered God

    so he no longer exist

    sorry guys

  • @654987br ...yeah well, shit happens :/

  • 92 soccer moms are talking to their shity kids

  • @XF0 i don't need evidence for a soul. All i need to know is that murder a fetal baby before it's born, but you don't call it a baby rather a parasite so you can sleep at night after murdering "it". Sick selfish bastard.

  • @XF0 you trivialize a very important thing.Then if something goes wrong you punish the baby who did nothing bad by murdering him/her.

  • @IrishMinja You might want to brush up on your biology. It's a raisin-size cluster of cells without consciousness, it is not murder. First trimester abortions are no more murder than having your appendix taken out. It's okay, and ignorant, for you to blindly condemn it, but you need to just come out and say that you are against it for religious reasons. Mislabeling it and bending the laws of science are not permissable. Thanks. :)

  • @turtlesarecool99 you might want to realizes life starts the moment of conception. Religion or not its murder. That you should brush up on some truthfully biology some some liberal pro-murder bs.

  • @IrishMinja Oh, sorry. I thought I was speaking to a rational adult, nevermind.

  • @IrishMinja Life doesn't start at conception. Sperm and eggs are both living well before they combine to form a zygote. So at conception, nothing changes. Life was life before and life is life after.

    And Murder is only illegal killing. Abortion is legal. It's killing, but so is scratching your ass. You know how many cells you kill when you scratch you ass? Millions. I know you've scratched your ass before, so you're guilty of at least a billion deaths.

  • "I don't have time to didge your dodge your dicks with my spoon!"

  • What's with all these annoying Christian fucks?

  • wow, the top comments are the only ones I can immediately see that have anything at all to do with the video (and that aren't completely stupid).

  • Why the fuck are you people writing novels on a fucking Louie CK video comment wall?

  • @bassoutofface

    Call Me Ishmael......

  • The tip of your dick feels nice against the tip of my dick... haha

  • 8==> <==8

  • 88 people are touching dicks in front of my spoon.

  • Wooo! Lets all vote the quotes to 2 top comments and spoil everyones fun!!

  • Possibly his funniest ever <3

  • In the title... You spelled his name correctly... In the description it's somehow 'louie'... what?

  • @HowLongChong i may be invoking godwins law, but stfu grammar nazi

  • @BrendanStuart heh, sorry it was just strange that he spelled it right once and then the next time it was wrong.

  • Everybody getting mad at slickl07 is missing the point

  • "They're fucking QUAAAAAA!!!"

  • i love him

  • It's probably illegal because seeing 2 dudes make out doesn't appeal to most people (including me)

  • @slickl07 close your fucking eyes. and your argument still sux ass bcuz you didn,t mention

    seeing two "chicks" make out doesn,t appeal to you. and two women making out are still gay.

    you are an idiot.

  • @djalternegro I'm not saying they shouldn't get married.

    and me not saying the same about women is just pointing out the society is. calm down bro.

  • @slickl07 Seeing anyone PDA doesn't appeal to me, regardless of whether it's the same sex or different sexes.

  • @slickl07 So...

  • @muslimterrorist666 wow i can't believe you said that

  • "your honor, they're fuckin QUEEEEEER, they're FUCKIN QUEEEEEER!"

    lmao

  • @dferhadi94 And that's all they've got. There are no other arguments. That says a lot about them.

  • @deventori123 and no devon torri just because im gay doesn't mean im gunna like your vagina, or stick my big man cock mold into your bum. i bet your pretty gay though. GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY you make trogdor your fagdor DEVONTORI YOUR A MAN- YOUR A FAGOOT MAN

  • @deventori123 pretty gay. why are you gay for jesus. i bet your gay for jesus...

  • I was listening to someone saying "dodging dicks with your spoon" while reading about your bible discussion.

  • @andrewjacksonbr why is that spammed, that's a bigger complement

  • @IDSFTheSecond "People hate the truth." - George Carlin

  • RELIGION:

    Christianity has actually got you believing that there is a magical man in the sky, Who watches everything you do, every hour of the day and has 10 rules that IF you break he sends you to a place where you will burn and scream/be tourtured till the end of time; But he LOVES you! - AND he needs MONEY! - He is also all knowing, all wise and benevolent, But Just can't seem to figure out money. Relgion takes billions of dollars a year and doesnt pay tax

  • @JCtheReaperMusic

    Mind spelling and grammar as it was written out of frustration for humanity.

    But honestly, If you are too stupid to live in a world where virgins give birth - then you are the problem with humanity.

  • @JCtheReaperMusic lol Zeightgiest HIGH FIVE :D

    im up voting.

  • which show is this?

  • One more thing, i completely respect your rights to be a christian, i actually think its great because at the end of the day theres no way to change your mind and i wouldn't dream of it but if you believe in god so much why dont you just kill yourself now- go on, confess your "sins" and kill yourself then you can meet god and live a boring after life im sure suicide is often forgiven in the holy kingdom where thou shalt do no evil, and not worship false profits- which one by the way?

  • @Bronwyn1890 Suicide is one of the greatest sins. Doing so is an instant ticket to hell.

  • @QuilavaKing right but if god loves you and you have done many good things in your life- and if hes fully legit and fully exists he should forgive you- because thats sort of his bag right. ten hail marys and your in the gates. i cant help but think about how boring heaven would be, theres no drugs, no drinking, no parties, just a whole bunch of snobs and new born babies but no kids over the age of four because they all swear by that stage i really cant take the idea of heaven or hell seriously

  • @Bronwyn1890 That's just not how it works. =/

  • oh and for the record christianity is already dying out, i live in christchurch and we had a huge earth quake- all the christians blamed it on the homosexuals and the hookers- but if it was because of all sinners then why was it all the churches and 90 percent the christian community that got fucked over? i think if god is real i would rather be on satens side- i mean why would he hurt me if im a sinner- im one of his people doing his bidding surely theres an awesome thank you card for me

  • ahh the war between atheists and non Athiests- which are really just athiests bar one god.... how would you feel if you when you died it turned out that another god was the right one to follow? i heard a good quote a while a ago- its a conversation between a catholic priest and a small child its goes like this

    "would i go to hell if i didnt know about god" (child)

    "of course not! you cant sin if you are unaware of it" (priest)

    "then why did you tell me?" (child)

  • @IrishMinja LOL

  • Yay! Look at all these atheists! You all give me hope for the future

  • @Maxables Too bad for you God is real, and Christianity will never die out. :D

  • @IrishMinja NIGGA IS U SRS

  • @Al5ezdlt yes sir, and please refrain from using such derogation terms.

  • @IrishMinja Y U MAD THO?

  • @IrishMinja Sure.  Whatever helps you sleep easy, friendo.

  • @Maxables well deny what is irrevocably true. I just hope you get saved before you die. It would suck if you went too hell.

  • @IrishMinja Are you kidding?! Hell's gonna be a fucking party! Everyone worth knowing will be there.

  • @Maxables hell is the worst agony in all creation. Beyond anything you can think of or have already endured.

  • @IrishMinja You, sir, are very silly!

  • @MeZmoRiZ3 alright, i see you just don't want to accept the existence of God. I am sorry you are to arrogant and foolish. So good-bye best of luck but you will be forever tormented.

  • @IrishMinja Not to interject, but forever tormented by who? The loving and caring God who you want people to accept? Or the demon pest problem that is Satan? You know, that little thorn in our all-powerful God's side?

  • @LowlyLioness Hell thee place where even demons are tortured. Its like being burned alive without being able to die, and more horrible things. Like standing on the sun

  • @IrishMinja

    Being threatened with Hell by a Christian is like being punched in my aura by a hippy.

  • @MsCoralline i am not threatening i said i was done wasting my time on a fool. He refused to even have a decent conversation with me. I knew he was too arrogant to accept he was wrong and thee bible is true.

  • @IrishMinja

    Ahhh, the old "You're arrogant for not believing in my make-believe Big Brother, who really really loves you, made you sick, and commands you to be well, and tortured his son 2000 years ago because you masturbate."

    All said with not a shred of supporting evidence. And you call HIM arrogant, and say HE didn't want a 'decent conversation'? Dinners at your table must be fantastically boring, if that's your criterion for 'decent conversation'.

  • @MsCoralline Good does love you. He doesn't make you sick. He doesn't make you get better. God wont force you to do anything. He sent his son to die fr our sins, so we could be in Heaven with God. We have more than sufficient evidence of God, and Jesus. He is to ignorant and proud to accept he was wrong.

  • @IrishMinja

    "We have more than sufficient evidence of God, and Jesus."

    Your standard of "sufficient evidence" is ridiculously low, then. Give us some of that evidence, then. Just a few compelling pieces.

    "He sent his son to die fr our sins, so we could be in Heaven with God."

    Perhaps one of the stupidest ideas ever. And your blather about "He doesn't make you sick" is completely at odds with the doctrine of original sin. Do you not know your own religion?!?

  • @MsCoralline Yes i know it. It is Satan and demons who make us sick. God did not originate he gave us freewill and we chose to be evil. God can heal us but will not force us to be sick or healthy. He created our bodies to ward off sickness, but since the wages of sin is death, we do get sick age and die. Jesus is unquestionably a real person even secular historians cant deny that. Why dont you look up the secular texts that catalog the life and miracles of Jesus.

  • @IrishMinja

    Evidence, Minja. Give it.

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  • @MsCoralline really all you should need is a bible. Its amazing the way it was written. 40 authors on several continents and across thousands of years on almost every topic with no contradiction. No 2 human books by 2 separate authors can written 1 topic without contradictions.

  • @IrishMinja Do a google image search for "contradictions in the bible"

  • @IrishMinja

    "No 2 human books by 2 separate authors can written 1 topic without contradictions."

    Wrong. That is an utterly stupid statement. I have two books on condensed matter field theory right here; they cover essentially the same topic (with some emphases on different sub-topics), and have no contradictions between them.

    Your whole post here is utterly stupid. It also shows your fantastically silly conception of "evidence". My conclusion: You're a Poe.

  • @MsCoralline Collusion is probably an issue. i bet there is something in one book that conflicts with the other.

  • @IrishMinja

    Poe. You're not even doing THAT right.

    Evidence, or get the fuck out.

  • @MsCoralline Poe? OK I need to look back through my text-book. I was trying to display a point it made, but i did a poor job. I just remember the part where it says the bible was written by 40 authors on several continents, across thousands of years, and on any subject that you can think of, and is free of contradictions or falsehood. I remember it said no other book can even come close to that.

  • @IrishMinja

    What textbook? The part where it claims that the Bible is free of contradictions or falsehoods must be where IT is wrong. I would really like to read reviews of this book.

    _Which_ Bible is it talking about? The Tanakh? The deuterocanonical? The Ethopian Orthodox?

  • @MsCoralline God's Plan for Man: By Finis Jennings Dake. Well if you have any biblical contradictions on hand i would be happy to disprove them.

  • @IrishMinja

    The same Dake who wrote "30 Reasons for Segregation of Races"? The same Dake who is fantastically controversial because of his stances on Jesus' "Adoptionism"?

    Wow. Talk about contradictions right there!

    We're done. You've brought no evidence whatsoever. Good luck.

  • @MsCoralline The book is exceptional, but if you wont take it as a proper source, OK. I don't support either of the 2 falsities you Stated.

    Give me your top 5 Biblical contradictions, and i will discredit them.

  • @IrishMinja

    You're claiming that it's false that Dake wrote "30 Reasons for Segregation of Races"? And that Dake doesn't claim Adoptionism? Wow. What color is the sky where you live?

    Bring evidence. Nothing else matters. Evidence.

  • @MsCoralline i said i don't agree with the philosophies, which don't appear in his later book. Why don't you give me the top 5 biblical contradictions in the bible, and i will prove them wrong,or maybe the bible is flawless and no one can find anything.

  • @IrishMinja

    in the old testament, there are many passages that sanction and regulate HUMAN SLAVERY. it even recommends you to not hurt the eyes or the teeth of the slave. it also says men must have a beard.

  • @IrishMinja Hell is only for believers. Everyone else is safe.

  • @dogvom, that might be the most ignorant thing Ive read today.

  • @IrishMinja I see you just don't want to prove the existence of god. I am sorry you are too ignorant and pinheaded. So good-bye best of luck and now we will no longer be tormented.

  • lol TROLLS!!!

  • That's exactly how people from Boston talk, including me

  • YOUR HONAH YA GONNA GET A FACKIN' BEATiN'!

  • OMG my name is Bill so when he said that I was like "Holy Crap!"

  • Humans can reason

    Animals can not

  • @TheHeiligeJ give me a break. The word animal has more then one meaning.

    In scientific terms, humans are animals indeed. And how some of us murder and cause ware without reason we are BELOW the animals that kill to eat and survive.

  • @TheHeiligeJ Humans are animals that can reason.

  • THEY'RE FUCKIN' QUEEEAAAHHH!!!

  • Humain are animals, and i'm not talking about the science definition.

  • Why are you people talking about Animals,humans, mammals and ect.

  • How to explain it to your kid: SbBtNVFjeDA

  • IrishMinja, you should check yourself and your pissy little attitude. The bible says to love our enemies. You seem to be just another mouthpiece giving christians a bad name. Obviously, as I stated before, we are not supposed to be gay. It is outlawed in the bible and it doesn't work naturally. Yeah, you can stick your penis in alot of things but the reason you have one is to procreate (and have pleasure while doing it). Read some history about your forefathers too.

  • Most arguments against gays in general boil down to "eww, two guys kissing and touching, gross!".

  • @irishminja "separation of church and state is false and contrary to what our founding fathers wanted. To think any of the founding fathers wasn't very religious is pure ignorance."

    Oh yeah? I'm a devout christian, but still consider that the separation of church and state is one of the most important things in our western world. Let the heavenly business be conducted in heaven, and the earthly laws be set on earth.

  • Coming from a christian point of view, I don't agree with the act of homosexuality. We are supposed to love everyone, in the truest sense of the word. Homosexuals should be allowed to be married in a court of law, as it would be a lawful contract. They should not be allowed to be married in a real christian church as it goes against the bible. Other than that, let them deal with their own life and don't spread hate. Cheers

  • @scphillips87 you don't know your bible don't call yourself a Christian.

  • @bunkman64 I can't even fathom why you thought it would be logical to compare two gay people getting married to a person marrying a monkey. There's no argument there.

    Gay people aren't monkeys.

    If gay people were monkeys on the other hand, I can see why there might be a problem in gay marraige seeing as though monkeys aren't functioning members of society. Since, gay people aren't monkeys they are therefore, functioning members of society and there is no reason they shouldn't be married.

  • Which special is this from?

  • There's actually a statistic which says that children which are raised from lesbian couples are more apt to excel in school, and be considerably well mannered/behaved.

    Btw, if homosexuality is completely a sin and a conscientious choice - hows it that other mammals are homosexual as well?mammals that are nothing more than animals further down the evolutionary chain also exhibit cases of homosexuality. Its because theres a slight mutation in genetic coding. Science is science - go fuck yourself

  • @AceTicTac18 Perfect comment.

  • Gays help protect us by serving in the military, and yet they can't get married. What a fucked up place this is.

  • Anyone who is against gay marriage is just being defensive because they are gay.

  • @babiesmakinbabies I Agree totally!!

  • @theboss4996 Aww is someone mad. You love that brokeback mountain stuff you in the closet redneck. I bet you and your country boyfriends get together for all night orgies. Its ok dude, you love black people we get it, just get off their dicks.Your one of those cuckolds who likes to watch their boyfriend be banged by a black guy then clean them off with your tongue. YEEHAW country faggot.

  • @theboss4996 Please round up all your ignorant redneck southerners, and LEAVE THE GODDAMN UNION! We'll let you go this time, there's no reason to have you.

  • Legal issues aside, why would gays even want to get married? It's just an old Christian tradition, sort of like not being gay is.

    I personally have nothing against gay people, as long as they don't play it up intentionally like a lot of them do. I've known dudes you wouldn't even know were gay unless they told you specifically. It only gets annoying with the massive lisp and pink feather boas while dancing down the street to kylie minogue type parades etc. Annoying like a lot of personalities.

  • @999newaccount Legal issues aside? As if gays want to get married because of the bible. The bible is just a book. Not being able to visit your life partner in the hospital because you aren't family actually matters. Is this hard for you to understand?

  • @MisterBinx exactly.. they should just have the same rights as everyone else. That was one of my sisters biggest fights.. if shes really sik her wife isnt able to have any say... BUT YAY for NYC baby!!!! More states need to allow our gay ppl the right to wed.

  • @theboss4996

    im not gay and im glad to see youre a backwoods redneck southern stereotype.

    I bet you guys get your pick-up trucks together and run down faggots and niggers and beat them up because theyre not the same as you. and i bet you only do it in large groups because youre most likely a huge pussy.

    

  • Louis CK is wrong here. YES they are BEING GAY AT YOU. They are CONSTANTLY IN OUR FACE, FLAUNTING their "lifestyle" (which is chosen by the way). I get tired of hearing it. Okay..so you are "gay"..I GET IT!!!!!!

  • @bunkman64- I really doubt that gay people are walking up to you and disrupting your life. I think maybe them just existing annoys you and so you THINK that's what they're doing when really they are refusing society's wish for them to be ashamed. And it's not a chosen lifestyle. One doesn't chose to be straight, just as one doesn't chose to be gay. It just happens. Get your head out of your ass. It's 200fucking11, for Christ's sake.

  • @soyuncatacol What do you think would happen if I organized a "STRAIGHT pride parade?" The shit would hit the fan! We would be called neo nazis, supremasists and all kinds of shit. It is chosen. All little kids have crushes on their teachers and you damn well know it so that blows you theory right out of the water. One man sticking his dick up anuother mans shitty asshole is NOT a "natural" act. SORRY you see it as such. Shows your level of thinking, explain it to your kids you liberal fuck.

  • @bunkman64 The reason a "straight pride parade" would be frowned upon is because straight people haven't gone through any shit for being straight.

  • @AndresPetMonkey You're right, it's one of the benefits of being normal.

  • @bunkman64 Lol being gay is just as "normal" as being straight. You're obviously too narrow minded and ignorant to see that so I'm won't waste any more of my time explaining why. This is coming from a straight guy.

  • @AndresPetMonkey Not hardly. The human anus is designed to push feces out, not take dicks up.If they are as "Normal" as straight people then why all the make-up and chains and bullshit they put on at GAY pride parades? If you want to talk about people whoare REALLY getting discriminated againstt, talk to an American indian. THOSE people have a reason to bitch, not like a bunch of attention whores who just keep wanting more and more and more. Read the story of sodom and gomorrah, nuff said.