Jay Chou-Ben Cao Gang Mu - An Hearblist's Manual - Subtitles

[haloskaterkid]

why do they try to show chinese culture and pride by having prostitutes in the beginning of the video.. :B

don't get me wrong china's great but.. that part is a bit odd xd

[asianwitdasteel]

lalala

[Viola267]

Behind this nice dance has a sad story. Jay Chou has an illness on his spinal cord, it is called ankylosing spondylitis (僵直性脊椎炎), literally nothing can cure it . He never complaint any single word although he is undergoing extreme painess EVERYDAY. Sometimes he cant even lay down and sleep.His doctor told him not to dance anymore. I still remember one time in a concert his painess played up and he ate TWELE medicine . when I knew the news my tears immdiately drop down :((

[h2o0703]

awesome

[BAMFUproductions]

wtf were those qiang xi?!?!?!

[ExileTherin]

THis was really cool... but at the end it just got weird... O_o

[mameaw14]

อยากให้เจย์ โชว เต้นเพลงตับ

[leekimhuang1]

@mameaw14 แล้วเท่ง ร่องใช่ป่ะ พี่น้องกันเลย

[mameaw14]

@leekimhuang1 55555555

[DillyDallyPuff]

this song has a creepy vibe to it, but it's soooo catchy

[pagoda101]

illslick vevy inw

[TreyColwell]

Chinese Rap > American Rap

[ohAlanho]

@TreyColwell tupac

[AcidPresident]

@TreyColwell What a joke.

[Disturbed2102]

Wo Xihuan Jay Chou

[MrNerdisshit]

jay is so lucky . 1 vs 3 :P

[xHexagon]

I like the way how he show the phone with the hand movements at the end :P

[FIIRE]

pimp pimp hurray !

[SyntheticDreamCaster]

that american girl is FAAAAAAT!!!!! WHO CALLED THE UGLY BRIGADE????

[kalialee77]

jay chou is soo freakin HAWT!!

[DangMaaay]

dang, it looks like there being fast forward.

[engulfedbytheocean]

Haha 2:32 is so EPIC!

[LTangerine]

haha this is a combo of.. medicine, rap, ghosts come alive, zombie dances, the robot dance movements, little kids, and chinese culture XDD

only jay could put all these into a MV.

[HolyTerranEmperor]

@LTangerine Or Michael Jackson



[Splynters]

if those subs are accurate.........

[yellotheemcee]

@Splynters they're pretty accurate... i mean nothing like WHOA THAT DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE crap

[kirarox99]

I love the beat of this song :D

[2Zong]

The ghost kid is cute! And it's my first time seeing ghosts dance like that lol I would freak out if I saw one in reality and begin to record the vid hehe

[DjK1NGZ]

@2Zong lol if i saw in real i will lol till i die ar not scared till die hahas

[CrazyMonkeyFist]

Those bouncing kids are called Jiang Shi.

[lilylily20041]

i hate boys but i like boys body is suitable and so i like girls but i dont like thier body!!THATS WHY I DONT LIKE GIRLS BODY!!! EWW!!!! GROSS!!!!!! I wish i was a boy not a girl......*sob*....*sob*......­.WAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheManGuyDude]

@lilylily20041 you have issues

[estario]

hes so all round

this is a wicked song, wicked mv

[superhmong1000]

awnsome

[kelerbelle]

The song is sweet but the movie is TRIPPIN!

[kagedragon117]

wtf is this. nice song, bad video

[nadirbbb]

wow, that was um... kinda of a weird video...

[yinnieyong]

the song isnt THAT great....but i think if jay's dance is more strong & have more PASSION, i'd fall in love w/ him :}

and the mv's kinda scary-anyone agree?

[superdude564]

lol so you are a girl?

[yinnieyong]

yea i am -_-

[lilylily20041]

yeah i know you`re a girl but that was not you who write it asshole

[lilylily20041]

yes i agree.

[RainbowSkittl3s]

yes.

[PbFtChicken]

Have no idea what Jay is rapping but a good song for the gym.

[yinnieyong]

ahahaha...gym.

btw the english sub is on top

[superdude564]

you can't even see the sub

[superdude564]

lol

[bitzrulz]

hey the white girl kind of looks like christine from ISWAK anyone agree with me?

and OMG JAY CHOU HEN SHUAI!!!! <3

[zhnf0]

at 0:45, that is a white girl!!! wtf?

[JayPanda12]

show luo is just good at hosting, hes not really cut out for singing actually.

[bhezbhie01]

is jay chou more popular than show in dancing? cause i think they are both great but i like show more because of his personalittyy. :DD

[4evajaychou]

show is arrogant and always make lame jokes. jay chou is more humble. and can show luo write songs like jay? don't think so.

[bhezbhie01]

uhh excuse me, but i think read my comment the wrong way, i was just asking if whos more popular, and i was just saying that im a fan of show.. iight? i dont care if u like jay chou more..

[4evajaychou]

jay chou is more popular than show luo.

[JayPanda12]

I was wondering how the hell he rap that fast!!! if it was me, i would just rap the last part up and just mumble in the beginning

[beansprout01]

hahahahahaaa!!! funnny comment. jay is aweeesome!

[MiN4Xi0n9]

love the choerography

[opeeum69]

are u fucking serious

[meedorichan]

Besides, if you are this stubborn about the fate of some people who aren't even relateble to you, get your face out of this business. All I stated in the beginning was the fact that he is from Taiwan.

[meedorichan]

Also, in the sentence its cuz taiwan knows they are nothing, if thats supposed to refer to the point that Taiwan belongs to China because they know they are nothing, that isnt right either because I am Taiwanese and I absolutely know I am something other than an oppressed and defenseless person who has to argue over a video on youtube with someone who doesnt know that much.

[meedorichan]

Since Ma Ying Jiu was elected as president, Taiwan didn't suddenly become Republic of China. Its been that way for over 50 years already. You need to go read about Taiwans history because General McCarthur only told China to OCCUPY Taiwan after he relinquished them from Japan. Not POSSESS, not OWN, not TREAT AS A PART OF YOUR OWN COUNTRY. Does America own Iraq? No, but since Taiwanese faces unfortunately look like Chinese faces, no one bothers to separate the two INDIVIDUAL nationalities.

[meedorichan]

In case you didnt know this, you didnt finish your first sentence and Im not brilliant enough to know what the hell youre saying. Proofreading what you write would help tremendously, especially when youre arguing against me. Thirdly, the Olympic Games and their customs do not dictate a countrys status. Im not going to deny that theres a dispute (and that China is wrong) but if theres a conflict, they have to negotiate with a flag that calls Taiwan Chinese Taipei.

[princekoro]

What a crazy MV . but i like it . chinese people chould be proud of them self .

we thai people don't have a good singer like this ha ha ha .

[meedorichan]

he's not chinese though - he's taiwanese.

[davance4]

taiwan is chinas

[meedorichan]

im sorry, you're wrong. taiwan is not a part of china.

[davance4]

sorry, but if u havent notice, since the new presidency and olympics. Though Taiwan claims to be independent. there banner now states, PEOPLE's REPUBLIC OF CHINA, TAIWAN. go check if u dont believe me. its cuz taiwan knows they are nothing

[TheManGuyDude]

@meedorichan Isn't taiwanese people chinese? As in their race. Their ethnic group probably isn't the same, but their race is still chinese, same with hong kong people.

[luffy3]

@TheManGuyDude well, they cannot differentiate chinese and china, and some of them think chinese = china.

[Disturbed2102]

@TheManGuyDude They would be Asain as far as race.

[dirznafein]

@TheManGuyDude Taiwanese (if you aren't talking about the aboriginal tribes), and people from Hong Kong, generally are both ethnically Chinese. They are viewed as somewhat different from mainlanders because they live in different countries and under political systems. Hong Kong resulted from British colonial rule, while Taiwan is the remnant of the last non-communist government of mainland China.

[TheManGuyDude]

@dirznafein Yes I was talking about their race. I know what's it like to being a non-mainlander chinese too, I'm a singaporean chinese.

[hitsugaya349]

how old is jay chou?

[babesterdudester]

30

jhdfhd

[Xxath3naxX]

he's 29 or 30 and tat suxx? at least he got the talents, and u? nth

[watupz907]

welps u knoe wat im just saying tat he's like 29 or 30.....? nd tat suxx.....cause he's getting old and wish tat he can be a tennager agian.... u stupid head nd i do have talent nd y dont knoe meh so shut the fer up bitch head....

[PAneeHa]

DAuym i didnt know jay was this ghetto. LOL

from the movies i've seen him in i thought he was the shy/nerdy type.ahaha

[orangebesr]

JAY IS SO COOL

[flashkick29]

with the girls in the video, im prolly willing to bet 100 bucks jay isnt a virgin

[princessbobolol101]

I hope he IS!!!!!

[beansprout01]

hahahahahahahaa!!!

[binaylimbu]

@flashkick29 he is too old to be virgin ;)

[lovelygoldensparrow]

@flashkick29 Lol,he could be. Just b/c there are cute girls in the vid,doesnt mean he did anything w/them.

[LuvGokunut]

@flashkick29 Only $100???  Dude, I'd bet $1 million that he is not a virgin.

[PotatoesR26C4U]

@LuvGokunut i think he is a virgin

his songs are educational and ddont have sex and rubbish in them

[FUSA4LIFE]

@PotatoesR26C4U thats becase the chinese coverment dont want there girls to turn into master sluts at age14

america calls that coverment cencoring i call it and an coverment who cares

[XxLenaxRawrxX]

@flashkick29 lol are u stupid or something, he has had gf's AND he is a superstar. of cours he isnt virgin... you kidding me? hahah

[Ashyraa]

I love him ..

i dance this song fer CHIINESE NEW YEAR cncert at school .

from singapore ..

[Greatlegolas8]

love jay chou man...

haha asian crew..

[littleDMN]

wut's with the random girls in the beginning and later on in the car?? o.O

.:peace:.

[hpbryan]

to show that he's a playa =D

[princessbobolol101]

HE betta not be a playa in real life!

[known2LUVjayCHOU]

don't worry, he isn't. he is single... at age 30.. T_T sad... for such an awesome guy like him!

[wingedseeker]

Hebe ditched him and later he ditch jolin or jolin ditched him i forgot

[known2LUVjayCHOU]

nope.. he was rumored to date all of them... noone ditched anyone... ;]

[LTangerine]

@known2LUVjayCHOU haha i think its cute that he's still single XD only because he could probably get almost any girl soo.. :P

[Myouqa]

man, i love the song *_* does somebody know where i can buy it? ^^ any help is appreciated~

[Myouqa]

ah, case closed. ^^ i finally found the album XD

[c4un544n5]

lol

[kerryn1997]

Good!

[RealNinjas22]

i dun really think the dance goes wit da words but i really like the moves

[ZacksShow]

the dance goes to the music

[spoonechka]

I want to be one of those little girls who dance with Jay... though I don't think I would be dancing if he was that close....

[wadever05]

Whoa how many years since I've watched it..TWO years, and the dance impressed me again!

[tragic4eva]

its not about being gangster.. its about having the hawt chicks on screen

[nolitan]

i F* love this song.... xD

[chisane995]

me too :D

[driftguy123]

lol, it is an ad for the motorola razor, there's a shorter version of this of him advertising the phone XD

[xhoneybum]

boner...

[metalmenari]

whats with the cellphone

[omgitssuperash]

are all americans this ignorant?

[r4iny87]

I love the girls

[M0nk3yzGoB0om]

for some reason i feel like hes trying to ad the razr lmao

[NicoTheKilla]

behindert !

[LeafyAutumn]

..you dont have to be american/black to be "gangster" nor do you need to rap about the last man you shot in the face.

Not every country is as obsessed with violence as America.

[MystiqueAngelz]

Nice movez!

[braider90]

its so sexy

[yeysonh]

lmfao -

[Halibel20]

OH I love this song ^^

[hennyhani]

His song is nice

[lookerup]

what are his best songs?

[polomall]

It depends on you...

[kupOnut11]

wow man, i love how jay is quite diverse in his music style =]

[cplvjay]

i love jay chou dance<3 a do so cute

[SchumiKimira]

Best mv!

[charmykitty]

haha

the little kid was so adorable!!! x3

[anismes]

O.O what was the message in this vid... cause im soooo lost, the tranzlations were SUPER convusing, or im just a tard, either way i still wanna know the main jist of what the song is saying... plz

[screamatic]

Basically, it's saying how Chinese herbs and medicine is a lot better than western medicine. "If Hua Tuo were alive again, Middle(China) and West(Western) would both be healed. Foreigners would learn Han Zi (Mandarin)."

[anismes]

i see... thanx then

[MVP8168]

Ya that's about it cause I'm Taiwanes so I know are u?

[elishebapinem]

i don't know that a mobile phone promotion can be that cool !! i like the effect at the beginning and when he dance with the zombie,, i dunno that zombie can hit the floor :D

[iamabrat319]

jay chous good at dancing

[gladitsnotme]

those little girls were straight GETTIN IT at the end!! go girls! Great song, jay is the master!!

[kainosktisi51902]

they're so cool xD

[corcoprhat]

bwhahaha!! wonder if he can crump!!! ahahah!!!

[thaaltjuh]

Without the fact that i dont understand what he's saying. I love the song! =D

[chall6666]

wow fantasic

[mapletales]

lol

[WeiFanggg]

Wow love this song

[keroppi06]

ahh! the chinese vampires...i remember those! cute video.

[vlammetjegirl]

werent they zombies?

[WeiFanggg]

Nice !!

[brentishot]

Awesome! Thanks for the subs. This is my most favourite Jay MV so far.