Distort, Warp, & Layer Effects - You Suck at Photoshop

[Bradstuffer]

You know you suck at Photoshop when it's significant enough to be his last words.

[Bobblio121]

Donnie Hoyle (voiced by Troy Hitch) is the series' main character, tutor, and victim.[1]

See, not Dane Cook... Jesus Christ people.

[SuttonWilliamD]

Donnie, I still suck at Photoshop. I really wish you were real, and a total loser who has no way to show his worth other than to prove how much better at Photoshop he is than me, instead of being a brilliant writer with better things to do. I actually was learning things. Now all I have to learn from is shitty You suck at Photoshop parodies. IMDB seems to have no idea who you are, so maybe there is yet hope. Give all my super gay love to Sn4tchbuckl3r. <3 you Troy. Oops. I mean Donnie. <3

[MrHaddow777]

Seriously, Dane Cook. Okay, the first episode sounded similar to Dane Cook, but after that the voice was clearly not him. Check out this vid at 6:45ish. There is a picture of the guy who actually did these videos. Not sure of his name yet, still researching. It was obvious it was him since the second vid. Sorry to "Donnie", I'm more of a voice guy, not a name guy. But what the hell, you suck at photoshop, so why am I apologizing.

[AgentKlondike]

@MrHaddow777 the man in the picture at that mark is David Cross...

[dwarfbeardy]

where the hell did dane cook come from?

[drunkennewfiemidget]

Know what's funnier than Dane Cook?

Cancer.

[Doctalen]

@drunkennewfiemidget I'm in remission from melanoma stage 3 and I agree with you.

[drunkennewfiemidget]

@Doctalen Well I'm glad to hear you're in remission -- wouldn't wish that shit on my worst enemy.

... nor would I wish Dane Cook on my worst enemy. ;)

[XxIgotsnipexX]

Are you running a hackintosh?

[NatalieMcMurry]

I saw it coming but...why him?

[ParkerBlitz]

NO FUCKING WAY.

[Singleattackfucker]

Donnie was dane cook. Holy shit!

[1davidproductions]

DO TRANSCRIBE AUDIO thum up to show everyone

[TheFuhrerinator]

@1davidproductions I'll thumb down and flag instead! :D

[badhijacker909]

I KNEW IT WAS DANE!!!!!@!@!@@@

[amwisdx]

@badhijacker909 Was it?

[zarteen]

WHAT. How'd they get Dane Cook?

[GhettoAMVz]

Please do a season 2.

[ChrisGunner]

For those of you who are dumbasses, obviously it's Dane Cook as far as actually seeing "Donnie" but the voice of Donnie is NOT Dane Cook.

[samsonbreitbart]

ditto... HAHAHAHAHAHAHa

[MrIJustWatch]

ITS NOT DANE COOK PEOPLE SHUT THE HELL UP, DANE COOK DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE.

[IamHexxorz]

The dude in the last scene with the blonde fauxhawk is Donnie you fucking retards, it wasn't Dane Cook obviously they did a voice mask over his because that isn't what he actually sounds like, also if you were naive enough NOT to do research you wouldn't know that Donnie is actually called Troy Hitch in real so suck it bitches.

[TheYoooth]

@IamHexxorz so then why do you see pictures of Dane Cook in the second episode? your dumb kid.

[JeroSystems]

@TheYoooth the rude asshole is right though man, Donnie Hoyle is Troy Hitch and Sn4tchbuckl3r is Matt Bledsoe. en. wikipedia. org /wiki/You_Suck_At_Photoshop_%2­8web_series%29

[Sexalize]

@TheYoooth shut the fuck up yoooth its not Dane Cook you gullible retard... do your fucking research, it's Troy Hitch and it's pretty bleeding obvious they dubbed Donnies voice over Danes...

[TheYoooth]

@Sexalize no shit dumbfuck, i was trying to state that they built it up so it would end with Dane cook, fucking idiot.

[Sexalize]

@Sexalize lol im the dumb fuck?? get over yourself buddy egotistical mannerisms are only for people who dont have a single viable good trait....

[DarthNefarian]

YES! I knew it was dane cook right after episode 2 lol, such a great ending.

[jagjagin]

He actually looks cute

[TJPProductions]

@jagjagin he is dane cook...

[jagjagin]

@TJPProductions meh

[spawn1492]

So, quick poll.

How many people knew it was Dane Cook right from the beginning?

[Co0jq500080style]

Dude. I suck at photoshop. Fuck you. :( Checking out the other 507 and mixing redbull and beer!

[killersaad]

woot got same monitor

[paule720]

great series

[jetsta007]

Ending directed by M. Night Shamalan.

[IDIRIEIWI]

not gonna lie, watching this at 2:34 the voice was terrifying

[GoGreenMachine100]

We blew up mexico!XD

[Theskater2398]

i just noticed u are running apple os on a samsume monotor

[ubermonkey120]

I think it was the physical embodiment of all of the evil that donnie faced in his lifetime

[stelthyPANCAKE9]

I stillk such at photoshop

[xXMaxiDerGewinnerXx]

Donnie i find your murder and kill him for you <3 Donnie R.I.P. 14.11.2008 :(

The fucking murder sucks at photoshop !!!!

[OfficialSoundBox]

omg. its dane cook. i never even guessed and i love dane cook

[mafiaslicka]

@OfficialSoundBox its not actually dane cook'

[gunhugger16]

@OfficialSoundBox lol, its not Dane Cook, the difference is this guy is funny

[TerrifiedPotatoe]

it was DANE COOK?

[cmithril]

why the hell is Dane Cook doing photoshop tutorials : D

[LXseven23]

How have i only just found this?

[theapn008]

I agree..Dane Cook isn't really Donnie in all of the previous episodes. Notice that at the end here when Dane Cook looks at the camera and says the last words, he's obviously lip synching...Donnie said the words and they got Dane to move his mouth to the words, it looks kind of unnatural.

[SharinganOblivion]

WAT??! NOOO!

[JackOfSpades93]

902 unread emails, damn.

[TalesofStories]

You know he can't be Dane Cook because it's actually funny.

[SeenYouBotting]

WHOEVER THE F*** KILLED DONNIE HOYLE: I'LL COME FOR YOU! YOU KILLED MY GODDAMN IDOL! :D Man I loved this series :( Hope it'll be back some day :D

[runningwithmebs]

@SeenYouBotting the chewbacca lady killed him! the low voice, squirt shirt and all.

[hardware72]

NO! why did Darth Vader kill you?! Start a third season from beyond the grave. There is so much more I can learn still!

The hair talk gets me every time still

[iiBearJew]

NO. Omg, really? THAT'S HOW IT ENDS? WHAT THE PHUCK MAN!!! D:<

[Bristo777]

"Trying to find the inner beauty ... *under the hair* " xD

[spikester3612]

You cant be serious! Please don't end it like this! I beg of you!

[GannonSlayer1437]

Let's just straighten up something. Dane Cook is in this video. But Dane Cook is not a write or a producer or whatever. This is a nod to Episode 2 and that Dane Cook knew about this series. They got Dane Cook on to do the finale and they spliced the audio of the real voice of Donnie. So canonically, yes, Dane Cook is Donnie. But in reality, this is literally all Dane Cook had to do with this production was appearing in the finale.

Hope That clears some things up.

[smashmouthfan200]

Time to start with a new beginning... introducing Ronnie!

[TheTastyInferno]

blew up mexico...



[TheBogusBoo]

OMG

epic

[lurid87]

I think that it is David Cross,not only does it sound like him...sometimes,theres a picture of him.

[RedneckR0nin]

DONNIE MUST LIVE!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

DONNIE MUST LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!!!!!

[d07a]

he acts so much like ben stiller its golden

[MerckBeats]

How did you get Dane Cook to do that with you xD

[elchafa]

lol @ 6:43 - I knew Donnie was in fact noneother than Analrapist Tobias Funke!

[TheFoghorn726]

"Tried to find Justice.... Blew up Mexico..."

[frankii77]

"That Ashton Kutcher thing..where you did one thing in Photoshop, and then that changed everything down the line.. uh.. That 70s show."

Haha, Butterfly Effect buddy.

This is fking hilarious.

[SkwerlBergamot]

i love how they got dane cook to do that, even though his humour, kinda sux, it's still pretty cool

[abdulkadir6]

This guy need to be the next president of the United States:

Donnie as president:

HI my name is Dannie, and you guys suck at being fat. You do, now go F@ck yourself.

[LtDominator]

It's clearly Dane Cook >.>

[jradicalyo]

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT WAS DANE COOKE THE WHOLE TIME! NO WONDER I LOVE THESE VIDS SO MUCH!!!! I THOUGHT IT SOUNDED LIKE HIM!!!

[LollipopsFeelinLucky]

R.I.P donny Boyle. may his memory help us stop suchking at photoshop someday.

[Yarach]

jesus christ, why is that resolutions so extremely low?

[TylerSurvivors]

lol

[TheDJRambo]

Epic 0_0

[househasshow]

like the Ashton Kutcher thing... where you din one thing in Photoshop ... that changed everything down the line ... umm... That 70's Show lol

[ludvig218]

poor dany :(

[1iLLnoize1]

The Donny person reminds me more of Jon Labeioe ;]

[Robbot1c]

Hey, that's exactly the same monitor I'm using! And I know that nobody cares...

[AznInterwebzDood]

donnie strickingly looks much like dane cook

[househasshow]

@AznInterwebzDood do you mean in this video? That's actually Dane Cook in the video ... now if you've seen Donnie somewhere else and you're saying that he looks like Dane cook then my bad lol

[frankii77]

HAHA fantastic ending :D

[tekok017]

is this guy crazy?

[00009shooter]

nah, not at all, photoshop genius that's more like it.

[joeldanielson]

Dane Cook is a fucktard...hole, and this guy clearly loves to (un)subtly hint at it.

[joeldanielson]

Dane Cook is a fucktard, and this guy clearly loves to subtly hit at it.

[1Mudkip88]

Why did you have to end this touching series like that? I say make an alternate ending where Donnie does this and everything works out for him. I love you Donnie. R.I.P. ♥

[llecho419ll]

6:42 picture of the comedian behind all this. David Cross. Not Dane Cook.

[sgtcartman16]

@llecho419ll ur retarded wer not saying that guy is dane cook.. the guy at 6:56 looks like dane cook.. .... .. . retard...

im weal pro at spelling[its justusing slang makes me look gangster]

[llecho419ll]

@sgtcartman16 herpderp.

[lash83n]

i'm really sad that this series is over :(

oh and, the song. the one at the end. it sounds really nice. it might cheer me up if i found out the name of it? anyone able to help?

[QuikVidGuy]

This is what happens when you play violent video games.

[kealoha46577]

THE FUCK. dane cook LOL

[XenaProductions123]

... was that dane cook?

[DedBassPlayer]

lol yeah thats right..... worry more about the thumb drives and less about the person you are trying to kill.... you suck at being an assassin.....

[level70pally]

194 people cried when dane cook got shot and couldnt see the "like" button through their tears :*(

[KarmaAsimo]

I'm so confsed!! Who killed him??? Was it the milf from facebook, the WoW guy who kept calling him on skype, or Coxx (the guy who is banging his ex-wife)??? This is bugging me.......... :P SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN!

[QuikVidGuy]

@KarmaAsimo Sn4tchBukler

[ToAsTy42o]

about 200 people dont like Dane Cook.

and those people are douche nozzles.

[megaman351000]

Was that dane cook?

[Petey0707]

awesome series LOL

[vivelehardcore]

lol this is so fucking stupid i love it

[BlackGnosis]

lawl, samsung.

[Roeshamboe05]

Those of you saying Donnie is Dane Cook never watched any of the other My Damn Channel shows aired around the same time You Suck At PhotoTard was running. Donnie Hoyle is the guy at the very end of this video. He's the guy wrestling with the other dude at 7:20. The one on top who makes a weird uh-oh face and is holding a wad of hair in his hand. That's Donnie. The Dane Cook thing was just a joke.

[Cdubzhappy]

So who killed Donnie?  Was it that hairy chick or swatchbuckler?

[infernocanuck]

@Cdubzhappy It's pretty obvious it was the hairy chick. The Squib shirt, and the fact that she accused him of "not knowing how to please a woman". Plus, the hormones would explain the deeper voice.

[Victim5and5Villain]

The warped voice was over the top but, Dane Cooke being Donnie hardly bothers me, he's awesome by the way ..... sad to see him die though .... Donnie, I'll miss the hell out of you. I followed your journey into darkness and despair and it touched me and made me realize how personal photoshop pics can be .... A job well bloody done. An act of genius.

[GorillaJesus69]

the voice of ronnie is 'troy hitch'.... NOT dane cook

[chordize]

i keep expecting him to say "dot com" after a sentence

[withaspoon94]

this was one of the best! THE BEST ! youtube series of all time! but they had to go and fuck it up!

[MadBug09097]

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[TheHateProject]

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[TPilly]

FUCK YOU DANE. FUCK YOU. 

[skreebus]

I thought this series was funny til I found out that Dane Cook was Donnie. I really hate that guy.

But on a plus side @ least I got to see a lot of stuff from a great band.... BEHEMOTH!!!

[TMundo]

@skreebus Dane Cook is not Donnie, he just agreed to do a cameo

[pauridius]

It's like this episode was directed by M. Night Shyamalan, only it wasn't terrible. What a twist!

[R1DDL3RS]

awww :( poor donnie

[killraven123]

dane cook you son of a bitch

[KittenDestroyer]

I hope Dane Cook gets indefinitely sodomized with a broken beer bottle by a group of wayward kittens than have given them their kitten cancer, therefor Dane Cook will die a terrible death of rectal hemorrhaging and cancer.

[ContravillainFilms]

top secret edition of ysap! just posting it up in case someone hasn't seen it. couldn't post the url just search you suck at photo shop (top secret edition!)

[YourNameisGarbage]

Obviously it's not actually Dane Cook- I mean the series is called "You Suck at Photoshop". Therefore Dane Cook's face was obviously shooped. You morons not only suck at photoshop, but at logic, too.

[PizdetzulCelMare]

dane cook i hope you die of ball cancer you piece of shit!

[wammey1225]

If you watch the killer go for the nerfs or w.e you can see the wedding band, on the left hand, same as his estranged wife weres it.

[area51topAlien]

best photoshop techer ever

[killermoose99]

Dane Cook sucks...RIP Donnie...

[CliftonPhotographer]

LOL Anyone else notice the signed picture of David Cross at the end too! The other person that people thought was doing the vids!

[happyking9]

Next make You Suck at Chemistry

:D

[boomerxxx]

Lol, Dane. 

[Neequu78]

It's not Dane Cook. Come on guys.

[Nick964]

was david cross ever involved? it sounds like him at the very end also

[jacobdehizzle01]

No, Dane Cook didn't do all the photoshopping, but he did do all of the voicing.



[Nick964]

@jacobdehizzle01 he didnt do shit. read the top rated comments

[Uratashi]

Guys, it is not Dane Cook. He just put that in there to make fun of the fact everyone thought he was.

[darkvideo54]

@Uratashi It looks exactly like him.

Is there any solid proof it's not Dane Cook? Just curious.

[tankerspanker]

@darkvideo54 Omg you're an idiot. Dane Cook is a fan of the show, thus the teasing. Dane came on the last episode as irony because of all the comment and everything saying asking if Dane Cook was the creator.

[darkvideo54]

@tankerspanker Uh... I was just asking a question. You don't have to be a jackass with the answer though.

[eveninrose]

lol, david cross picture and dane cook cameo, classic! =D

(and that squirt shirt was so funny!)

[ModestMouseification]

Oh my god! I never realized this was Dane Cook! God he is so hilarious!

[MnCpr0ducti0nz]

@ModestMouseification donnies voice isn actually dane cook

[ModestMouseification]

@MnCpr0ducti0nz Really? I thought it was....

[sixtonshark]

@ModestMouseification it was a cameo

[krshgr]

So, I take it the series is done?

[Khanmanlol]

Is it just me, or does Donnie's assassin's voice remind me of Deathbringer Saurfang's voice from World of WarCraft?

[Doodsridder]

@Khanmanlol LMAO YES YES YES

[CormiersCorner]

@Khanmanlol so maybe it was snatchbuckler?

[sixtonshark]

@CormiersCorner i think it was the hairy rebound lady with the stunted go-kart-driving sons. she had those hormone/steroid issues and did threaten to kill him before.

[JetStorm17277]

lol, dane cook?

[PresidentChoob]

"We tried to find the inner beauty... under the...the hair...."

[bradkey98765]

This is the best series EVER

[steveismybrother]

@bradkey98765 ive seen this comment in every vids of 'you suck at photoshp'..0_o

[drawer1995]

The big inchilada lol ^^

[rowanewiets]

ITS DARTH VADER!!

[dumpandashowa]

Is it just me or does he look just like dane cook?

[Rappe95an]

WTF IT LOOKS LIKE DANE COOK

[MovieBoxStudio]

ok is this fake or real???????

[EdasLT]

@MovieBoxStudio real

[InuBlackFaith]

@MovieBoxStudio its real man....

lets cry all together

[MovieBoxStudio]

@InuBlackFaith hhhahhah found the truth in the video its not real i have proff and it not dane cook FAIL

[InuBlackFaith]

@MovieBoxStudio

OF CORSE ITS FAKE!!!

XD

did you really though that smeone would upload a REAL murder-video to youtube??????

[zcombs15]

@MovieBoxStudio you're fucking stupid, DONT BREED

[skjamog]

@InuBlackFaith did it died?

[InuBlackFaith]

@skjamog

yes... he did die....

but not because of the bullet on his head...

he kill himself days later because he found out he was adopted too

[skjamog]

@InuBlackFaith Oh... :< it died

[shmookins]

I love the serious even though I know nothing about photoshop nor I want to learn it. I watched the show because it was too funny! lol

[TheFlashFrame]

@AutomaticRed oh ok

[LittleBarren]

was it really dane cook teaches us to photoshop? lol

[TheFlashFrame]

i knew it was him ever since that one episode when he was in adobe bridge and had a bunch of pictures of him

[mywingsareyours]

@TheFlashFrame .. It isn't really him. They did this as a joke because people always thought it was Dane Cook. They said so in an interview.

[rcfirebird69]

and it sorta acted like it was dane cook when it first started and his picture was on the computer