Freeman's Mind: Episode 26 (Half-Life Machinima)

[Blacktronics]

I would not mind ads, if there was something interesting in them

i dont want a fuckn toyota...

[TheMegaGuillotine]

Does Gordon ever think about shutting up

[xXHammmerrrXx]

whenever im done doing something shitty im gonna say i shouldve been a pirate

[cccaymol]

@xXHammmerrrXx *Poops* I should of been a pirate...

[MrHomans887]

Are gnomes even real?

[noblegamer47]

we all should have been pirates

[XxBlessedSpiritxX]

(EP 1) "I should've been a pilot..." *25 episodes later* "I should've been a pirate..."

[seeker296]

When you tab out, he almost sounds insane...

[Noratek]

Germans! "Sichern sie mir das Geld"

[Lucarioknight95]

episode 1: i should have been a pilot

episode 26: i should have been a pirate

LOL

[bioforce5]

achievement unlocked "480p" !

[22CrimsonTide22]

This series is seriously the most addicting thing ever. Can't. Stop. Watching!!!

[letsplaysdrums]

did he really say "geben sie mir das geld!" at about 1:40?

[MisanthropicMarxist]

@letsplaysdrums yep, he sure did.

[shackaduck]

Wonder how many episodes till this is done.

[chipdagodful]

931 people should have been pirates

[PureRedBow]

You probably thought this was a quote from the video.

NOPE! Chuck Testa

[luvBasic]

160 freaks belong in cages

[LoL25096]

3:50 SHIT!!!!

[Ibandude]

this series reminded me how much i love half life. :]

[tanner7086]

All this would never happen at Aperture!

[Tomm0505]

@tanner7086 No, insted, GLaDoS would have already pumped the facility full of nerve gass and then the series would have been cut short.

[electronicjordy97]

@tanner7086 You wouldn't even NEED the military! GLaDOS is there to fuck with you!

[TheKaos90]

@tanner7086 Yea aliens wouldn't kill you there.But rogue AI's controlling the facility will make sure you're dead

[TheTimminator600]

"I should have been a pirate." XD

[Warioware117]

i hope this guy fixs mr friendly and puts him in the show.

[VannahWilson]

"This is why you have to define your terms. If you don't, people DIE."

So many funny lines…must stop quoting them…but I CAN'T! ><

[KurtKokaine1]

@VannahWilson please do.

[VannahWilson]

@KurtKokaine1 -_-"

[VannahWilson]

"That's so weird, it spins the wrong way." XD

[VannahWilson]

"Wait, are gnomes even real? I can't re - WHOA."

[PyschadelicFan]

cant wait till halflife 2..hahahahah...

[MetroidPro98]

@supertoastoftoast thanks for the resident evil reference. Or not... :D

[THEtoothPICK999]

move the train faster, i hear banjos!

[supertoasteroftoast]

"Just more wood and boxes. Probably filled with old network cards or something."

Or snake. Just sayin...

[Ghost10251]

ITS A CLAW!

[grtblogger]

Hey! I just found working HL2 E3 Demo at /watch?v=vqAZOrTzPVc

[flavorysoup]

that's so weird, it spins the wrong way.

[LTrintukas]

3:48deamn is scared the shit out of me

[RandomGirl119]

Advertisements on Youtube are what keeps Youtube a free-to-use website. They have lots and lots of servers to pay for and monthly bills just for having the domain name youtube dot com. At least the ads are just tiny inconveniences and aren't minutes long.

[KanEnyo]

@RandomGirl119 Ad blocker derp 

[jdavidbachmann]

This is as far as ive gotten in the actual game so far, either my computer gets viruses (From watching Russian Porn, obviously) up the ass and i have to wipe my hard drive. Or one of the marines shotguns me in the face, and decide i want to dedicate my life for a time, to kill zombies.

[orange24ist]

@jdavidbachmann Russian Porn.... XD

[PAP3RCUT1337]

This would never happen at Apeture labs...

[95boboman]

@PAP3RCUT1337 Yeah. Over there they just have an insane rouge AI and some polite talking turrets. Some guys have all the luck. lol

[miauw62]

at 3:48 he didnt see the grenade D:

[noquedaunbuennombre]

Anyone else noticed that there are about 120-160 disliked in every single episode? So even the people how doesnt like this go to every single video just to dislike , cause lets face it, no one goes to video 26 of a random show just to dislike.

[AnimeLoverLukara]

"I'm going in circles again!"

Gotta love circles!

[TheColorlessEye]

gpd mode on lol

[maxcn36]

DAMN THESE ADVERTISEMENTS !!!

[JBommer4488]

@maxcn36 I know! I hate it when advertisements pop up when all wanna do is watch these videos! They suck! >: (

[blazikenking]

@JBommer4488 I read that in Freeman's voice

[546f6b6f6c6f736869]

@maxcn36 Install Adblock Plus

[JBommer4488]

@546f6b6f6c6f736869 Adblock Plus will block advertisements for every video?

[546f6b6f6c6f736869]

@JBommer4488 I'm not sure, but I have ADP installed, and didn't get any advertisments in youtube so far.

[JBommer4488]

@546f6b6f6c6f736869 Sweet! Advertisements on youtube are VERY annoying! Don't you agree?

[546f6b6f6c6f736869]

@JBommer4488 Yeah, they are!

[littlelonnie14]

@maxcn36 Add blocker FTW.

[TheBlueOscilloscope]

@maxcn36

Firefox Ad-block Plus = Ad-free Freeman's Mind episodes =D

[Razer1103]

@TheBlueOscilloscope Chrome has the same exact adblocker.

[forgottenbow]

@maxcn36 adblocker for chrome <3

[JasWillXav]

Gordon reminded me of Velma, from Scooby Doo.

Gordon: I'm Dizzy! I can't shoot you accurately when I'm dizzy!

[TehPurBlez]

Funny how he is in the middly of a lot of shit and still talks to himself xD

[kappa139]

lol when Godon said: "Where are you?" my bro replied: "They're upstairs." and he was on xbox live XD

[Zajin13]

i laughed so much when i heard you speaking german xD

[spencertheheghog]

question what does this company make for it to make sense to exist?

[TCGroudon]

@spencertheheghog It makes Machinima.

Before you ask, Google what it is. That will answer the question.

[SenseiAoiOokami]

160 people are now zombies because they failed at headbutting headcrabs.

[TheSouthernDrifter]

Does anyone know how to contact Ross? I'd like to speak to him in regards to his series. Please send it to me in a message to avoid putting his info in public.

Thanks.

[Raxorisen]

The headcrab at 3:49 scared the shit outta me XD

[Nevermorian]

Geben Sie mir das Geld! :D

[blindey]

@Nevermorian Schicken mir das Geld! :D

[solcario2]

and now the fun begiuns

[ColdChaos1236]

He should have been a pirate, cause a pirate is free! He is no pirate! D:

[jedimaste154]

dount mind MEE!!! im just passing thru!!!

[peterparqua]

first

[bobepuhuh]

BAD SPOT CHUNKY.



[dragonkingeroony]

Black Mesa emergency protocol: Close all doors leading to any kind of exit, call the military to come shoot everyone, make sure none on the elevators go up anymore.

[insideimmortal]

@dragonkingeroony i do think that aperture science sent the military. but what do i know. i´m not really having a sweet beard or a lab coat.

[mineblewofyourseat09]

@dragonkingeroony one more put giant hooks in the tracks in order people not to escape

[peerse1]

@dragonkingeroony AND nuke it when the military escapes ground zero (it happens at opposing force ending)

[ThunderCavalier]

@dragonkingeroony

Oh, and the elevators must always spin.

Because why would we want stationary elevators?

[KooqieToyShow]

THAT WAS SNEAKY!

ratatatatat

[bobepuhuh]

Way to lock yourself inside the freezer.

[aaron214676]

Follow the thoughts of Dr. Gordon Freeman, a 27 year old physicist and neurotic individual. In this episode Freeman turns around and forges a new path on his tram.

He spelt train wrong :l

[cooljayi22]

@aaron214676 uuuhm.. tram is a form of train ;)

[missrockcantswim]

same here! im starting ta think i count count T-T ....N ya...i cant stop watchin this either...idk what its even about realy im more into game "animal crossing" n this is almost a full 360 opposite of that

[Gjeorje]

y know what would`ve solved the facehugg- er, "headcrab" problem? ...hats.-See, if they`d put me in charge none of this would have ever happened and we could have spent all this time in Mario swimmy world.

[bobepuhuh]

i'm sure i'll go upstairs and find a stack of dead bodies with nothing but a smiley face sticker attached to it.

[FireflyBlubber]

GEBEN SIE MIR DAS GELD!

[lewismac2007]

WHY DO I ALWAYS FORGET WHERE I LEFT OFF ON THE LAST FREEMANS MIND, WTF!!!

[nanakieverblaze]

0:32

"I want a gnome..."

Ask and ye shall receive, Freeman.

[TheHrkatmuldsrulz]

"There's that tentacle again".

I've seen enough hentai to see where this is going.

[SanctusEspiritus37]

@TheHrkatmuldsrulz There wasn't anything hentai about that statement...

[TheHrkatmuldsrulz]

@SanctusEspiritus37

"Tentacle"....

[groundbeef2]

@TheHrkatmuldsrulz win.

[Trybut3]

@TheHrkatmuldsrulz T-shirt material!!!

[ShatteredMoon96]

FUCK PAGE RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The123qwertyui]

Must...Stop...Watching...OoOh,­ bet something funny happens in the next episode!

[JustusGregorius]

Giben sie mir das gelt

[bebeldan]

@BluePhosphorus 4 shizzle

[maxhacker11]

thumbs up if your watching this in summer

[bebeldan]

Freeman killed 30 people already. I counted it

[gelu4056]

@Blah117andstuff there is a console command that makes it so you can holster it, he doesnt use some special invisible gun

[monkeypi6]

i have watched 26 episodes of this today.... best summer ever

[ringer454]

@monkeypi6 I started at like 11 am this morning, and i finished a little while ago. The sad part is i've watched all of it since the beginning.

[robloxJDC1z]

How is he holstering his weapons!? answer me !!!

[Blah117andstuff]

@robloxJDC1z He used cheats get get an alien gun that he never uses, made it invisible, and just switches to it whenever.

[robloxJDC1z]

@Blah117andstuff what cheat??? and btw how is he climbing

[Blah117andstuff]

@robloxJDC1z Google has the answer to the first part. (google Half Life 1 cheat list)

He climbs by using noclip.

[ishallkillall]

i dont care what jenson is doing, i want to watch an epic video

[cyrus233able]

Wow the transcribe audio beta gets it right sometimes!

[MrLizardKing96]

Episode 1: I shouldve been a pilot

Episode 26: I shouldve been a pirate

[stupidmoviesNL]

@MrLizardKing96 episode 27: this is taking to long >:(

i shouldve been dead

[RainfallFantasy]

@MrLizardKing96 Airships. Fuck yeah.

[liegeofshadows]

@MrLizardKing96 He changed his mind because all of the pilots in the facility are probably dead, I'm guessing. Either that or they just left because they are pilots and can freaking FLY. I think he SHOULD have been a pirate. He never would have been exposed to the facility collapsing then. :[

[felixader]

@MrLizardKing96 I should stop reading the comments before watching the videos thus spoilering everything. X-P

[burnerthehedgehog]

@MrLizardKing96 flying pyrate physisists. freeman, you are rewarded for your efforts

[sinningg0d1121]

@MrLizardKing96 you forgot episode 25 i should have been a wizard

[craiginith]

@MrLizardKing96 your gay

[MrLizardKing96]

@craiginith Dude its fine, just pick it.

[vpfan207]

@MrLizardKing96 i noticed that too.

[groundbeef2]

@MrLizardKing96 even more win.

[angrypedstrien555]

an ad i am glad to see, skyrim. better then la noire for 4 months

[Death1337666]

lololololollololloollolololllo­lolololololollolol

[MrDrunkrabbit]

PIRATE?



[bobotehmonsta]

Maybe you'll find someone else to help you. Maybe Black Mesa. That was a joke. They went out of business because they put all their money into stupid crap that didn't do anything and then got overrun by aliens and the military that was supposed to be helping them. There was only one survivor.

[crystalmoon116]

You want a Gnome, how about RAMIREZ?!?!

[viper9172]

@crystalmoon116 :O

[MasterChief10137]

@crystalmoon116 YES. A PROFOUND MOMENTS IN L4D2 FAN. YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES­YESYESYESYESYESYES

[crystalmoon116]

@MasterChief10137 Hahaha, Nice to meetcha ;) L4D2 FOR THE WIN!!!!

[Freekingamer1]

aww bonton wath did that do funny

[mmirekelite56]

I'm ready... Kinda lol

[Tostlizbringit]

4:33 nice shot

[joetheplumber22]

i want a gnome...

[MinimanMatt04]

He sounds like Will Ferrell when he yells

[Gloppy6005]

everything you say could be on a t-shirt

[TheFinishMiner]

A pirate he was meant to be trim the sails and roam the sea

[zSwissKid]

GEBEN MIER IHR DAS GELD!!!... >XD love it... so funny how'd you sad it... X3

[zimdolaer]

lmao his german impersonation is perfect



[DeadzAgain]

GNOMES!!!!!!

[Tvidify]

Only Gordon can relate barnacles to Carnival freaks

[DGvideos01]

How does he know where to shoot there are no crosshairs?

[ElthianTri]

@DGvideos01 There aren't crosshairs in real life either.

[plymouthdodgewrecks]

@DGvideos01 Because, it's a realistic game. Do you see crosshairs when you pick up a gun in real life?

[AdmiralMadox]

@plymouthdodgewrecks Yeah, when I aim down my sights, :D jk

[plymouthdodgewrecks]

@AdmiralMadox XD

[GeneralNobody]

@plymouthdodgewrecks I hope you know Half-Life: Source has crosshairs on by default.

[Lavourrin]

Wow, turning the captions on, which translate what he says into letters is even more fun then the show! :D

[shootfirsttalklater4]

wait did you say..........NAZI GOLD!!!???

[TheDigitalEclipse]

0:31

[feri87]

"Why is everyone who is not me a problem?!" so true.....so true

[SporeZ42]

I'm Ready! Sort of....

[Zarnirox]

@SporeZ42

You flankin' me?!

[Praegon]

There's gno place like gnome.

[SBFloppie]

It's like Ray Romano doing an impression of Cliff from Cheers.

[AgentSmithIsAnElf]

@meteordude44 f*ck! you just reminded me!!!

[MasonsPhone]

"I would get a Gnome and feed Him Granola" ROFLMAOPROMOTIONALKITTYBASKET

[Cardgames4children]

AD BLOCK PLUS

[cfeaver5]

Id put my gnome in a cage a feed it granola i think they eat that.

[GermanMarine22]

bambambam WOOW THAT WAS SNEAKY!!!! bambambam

[mickybob4]

L.A NOIRE, i could fucking say the whole script for that advert, AAAUURGHGHGH

[cameron6531]

find a smil- BALLS THAT WAS SNEAKY

[TheIMA1]

Seven

[1337d00dguy]

158 people didn't get their gnomes

[shisumi1]

he shoulda been a pirate.

[BorisGaquere]

i dont care about goddamn "Machinima Sports"! if you want to advertise stuff like that, at least put it in the comments rather than covering the machinima video im already watching with an ad for another machinima video!

[xsisher]

this is should be a movie or a tv show

[Little1know1it1all1]

@xsisher It's a game T_T

[ROBLOXChris]

@Little1know1it1all1 no. he said it SHOULD be a movie or tv show. not is. should.

[SuperSmuffer]

3:50 FHUDYU

[MrDonutTheDonut]

I like how the latest update for Half-Life on Steam is about the new Freeman's Mind.