Kirk Sucks
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  • I dont know if this is 100% true but this oldschool bay area guy said metallica were supposed to hire gary holt instead of kirk? id have to go back and read the story to see how it really was.

  • Joe Satriani would be so proud

  • the singer is teaching the guitarist to play.

  • @jellytroid james is also a guitarist?

  • James looks at him like "WTF ! are you stoopid or what" ! pretty funny shit.

  • @SIXSTRING63 I think it was more like, "I replaced Dave with this loser????"

  • YOU SUCK

    

  • Who the hell cares honestly? Metallica is still amazing.

  • 1:06 da da dadada da da

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  • STUPID

  • Kirk is the coolest guy .... every guitar player sometimes have problems -.-

  • @TheLolfighter not simple ones like that

  • @TheLolfighter Not Yngwie Malmsteen ;)... Kirk Sucks!

  • @TheLolfighter Not Yngwie Malmsteen ;)... Kirk Sucks!

  • This is just a collection of stuff ups, every guitarist has them, John Petrucci might not but everyone else can have a fuck up. It's called being human.

  • Blame it on the amp.... 2:05

  • I agree that Lars and Kirk are very weak, but James? I think he's quite good

  • you can make a 2 minute video of him failing but you don't think about the 30 year -2 minute video of him no sucking

  • Fuck off "likers"... Kirk is not good at all.

  • Your Mum sucks kirk's dick

  • He still writes some of the best riffs regardless and that's undeniable. Sure some of them may be simple but they're unique especially for their time.

  • fuck off haters

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  • Kirk was just having a bad day. Every pro guitarist does. Metallica and Megadeth are both awesome though when they play right and awesome in general. Seems like great people to hang out with too.

  • Jesus Kirk, lay off the bath salt bro.

  • the whole band sucks

  • Dave Mustaine SUCK******

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  • @anatole221 yea

  • @anatole221 Fuck YOU.

  • @anatole221 Kirk >>Dave

  • @Amazonenstall123 Reb>>Dave>>Kirk

  • @LittleDirtyBlonde23 reb is a fucking drumer!!!!

  • @anatole221 fanboy detected o.o

  • @Morgu3band Exactly! How did Dave even get involved in this conversation. I figure that it's only when Metallica is SHOWN to be losers, do the Metallica Trolls start coming out of the Wood-works (Wood-works=Closet)

  • Do you guys have any ideas what James is capable of?

    If he doesnt plays solos in his songs,it means he can't play them at all?

    That's pathetic

  • @Max18539 But he is an amazing singer and he can kick your ass (:

  • @StormyForest21 lol i didnt said anything bad about James you know...

  • @Max18539 You said he was pathetic because he does'nt play solos...

  • @StormyForest21 I meant that if he doesn't play solos on stage,it doesn't means that James is not capable of playing them better than kirk

    Sorry,maybe you misunderstood me cuz my english is a bit fucked up

  • Some Kind of Asshole!! XD

  • Kirk would comment "doesn't matter, had sex and a lot of money"

  • WHAT SONG MINUTE 0:02

  • @jackwilsontube Some Kind of Monster.

  • kirk is over rated and James doesnt get half the respect he deserves

    he doesnt have many solos, but look at the rhythm parts he writes so much more impressive than pentatonic scales with wah

  • @doornoblover Nothing wrong with pentatonic scales. Every guitarist you hear uses then the most out of all the scale forms. It's all in how you use them. Kirk just sounds like someone who is just a lazy guitarist who doesnt practice. Anyones is capable of being an exceptional guitarist, but you have to work for it. Kirk is happy just barely getting by. But when youre like that, you tend to struggle when those around u grow. This video is proof of that. James has to dumb down his music for Kirk.

  • @believer06 i agree with that, but im pretty sure you could give a guitar to a 5 year old and give him a wah pedal it would be a good comparison to kirks live performance

  • Wrath of Typhon destroys Metallica these days! Just because If u dont check them out you are naive and won't ever be exposed to good underground metal. Trust me you commercial metal heads! U want a real band? Support the underground! Not these hollywood sell outs! Kirk rules!

  • Fuck metalheads.

  • Rhythm wise James is better but Kirk is a far better lead guitarist, so what if he can't play a lame Nu Metal riff. That kind of music sux, he is the best guitarist metallica has ever had, I love Dave and James but Kirk is better with Wah or not. And you douches should not say he is king of trash metal.

  • You truly are an AnnoyingAsshole. This guy wrote in the description that nobody can suck as bad as Lars or James.... RIGHT? Kirk says "yes I can!"

    He is implying James sucks but kirk sucks more, Sure lars is an awful drummer, but Kirk is an amazing guitarist, he was my inspiration to play guitar in the first place, you douche bags. james is a great guitarist but not better than kirk, Sure James plays a couple of solos, like the 1st on Master of Puppets, but he can't play much.

  • Okay, let's be fair... James is awesome. He's farrr better of a guitarist than Kirk could ever wish to be. Kirk is awful, this has long been known.

  • trololol true lmao, ya lars sucks too idk about james lol

  • description says that james sucks!!! are you fucking crazy?? i hope you die from cancer asshole and i don't fucking care!!!!!

  • I love and respect him with his all mistakes :D

  • Why is society so stupid today? I'm 13 and I understand that Metallica is GOOD, stop messin with kirk

  • So fucking stupid people saying people suck for not being able to play a certain riff quickly.

    Different people find different riffs harder to master.

    

  • yeah he is creatively impaired.. james is too nice.. he allows the other dipshits to ride on his creativity.. kirk, lars, and the three bassists aint shit without him.. he should have hired studio musicians to replace them along time ago

  • He really isn't that good. With all the pedals, distortion, and shit he uses - anyone can sound like him.

  • @Link07250 yeah I know...a wah pedal really covers up all the mistakes. Look, everyone here needs to stop hating because you're forgetting one thing: he's in Metallica and you're not. Kirk couldn't play that detuned piss-poor riff because he's allergic to St. Anger.

  • I totally agree with this video. What is up with this wannabe?! DAVE MUSTAINE COME BACK!!!!!!!

  • @UnknownDemoTapes

    That was joke...

  • Haha, this piece of shit Lars should be quiet all the time. He is pointing Kirk, that me can't play something ? Seriously !

  • You do realize a soloist would kick a riffer's ass any day of the week right? That part in the studio, James wrote the riff, obviously, and it is weird and doesn't make much sense, that's why he had a hard time, he was also putting on a show for the camera, duh.

  • @Suiton1 Bullshit. The guitarist of my band played that riff from Some Kind of Monster within a few tries. For someone like Kirk who has so much studio-experience there's just no excuse, he fucking sucks.

  • @Agentbromsnor

    Dude, it is an abysmal riff, it's piss easy, I never said otherwise. It is just WEIRD, in terms of the rests, structure, and timing, a guitarist with no sense of the above will have no problem playing it. Moreover, sometime you get a mental block and a part of the song just doesn't get learned, ask any musician.

    Let's see your friend, or James, nail one of Kirk's solos... even at half speed.

  • @Suiton1 I didn't say that Kirk is awfull, he just sucks at what he does nowadays. Most of his stuff consists of frantic wah-effects anyway these days.

    Its not THAT weird of a riff though. If you have a reasonable sense of timing you can get this, especially when somebody like Kirk is supposed to be seasoned guitarplayer.

    Usually the kind of mistakes he makes are typical when you're a lazy musician, so I'd blame it on that.

  • @Agentbromsnor

    I won't argue with lazy or lack of passion/musicianship.

  • Yeah, because all other guitarists are perfect and never mess up. Oh, wait, that's not true. Even Van Halen and Hendrix messed up.

  • Yo shut up bitch kirk is the best ! ;) YOU suck !

  • stop being such dicks..ok that fail on One intro is funny...but he has some very good solos and he is one of the best guitarists

  • @stupidboys43 never..

  • Oh, he makes mistakes and has some issues like every other fucking guitarist on the entire planet. Man, he must really suck ass.

  • I love Metallica, but to be honest, I f*cking laughed my f*cking ass off! :D Haha, nice job.

  • Yeah kirk sucks because he makes a few mistakes y'know.He's supposed to be perfect like a robot.And imagine what better songs we would have then One,For Whom The Bell Tolls,The Four Horsemen,the guitar solo in Orion,and more.And he's so gay even though the pictures of him kissing lars are photoshopped and fake.This isn't to the uploader,just trolling.But to all the fucktards like kubax up there who hate kirk hammett for not playing the same shit over and over again.Don't like it,don't listen.

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  • @VanquisherofMemories you seem to forget that orion was written by james, lars and cliff, not kirk. the four horsemen was written by a far better guitarist (dave mustaine), For whom the bell tolls was also written only by james, lars, and cliff.

    honestly i dont see the point in defending kirk. he regularly fucks up live performances and cannot play any of metallicas older stuff with any sort of gusto..

  • this video sucks

  • that look at 1:52 is prceless :D

  • i love the laugh in the :) i was havin a fak hole fuckd up day .. this video turnd m day back man .. cheers annoyinasshole ! :P 

  • dave is probably laughing his ass off right now

  • everyone has a bad day. jeez. his lead playing on all the metallica records is thrash lead at its best.

  • hay fuck all of you kirk hammett is a great guitar player you think you can blaze his solos ya right ...dream on assholes

  • the channel name says all

  • @DSz13X

    I know :P but he's king of trash(not correct Thrash) :)

  • kirk hammett is a trained monkey guitar player

  • dave would have nailed the guitar riff on the first try

  • He can't learn that riff?Wow. . . . . WOW

  • Jesus. Even I can play 'Some Kind of Monster, and I'm 16 and never had a guitar lesson. They made a mistake when the kicked Dave out. \m/

  • they only good player was cliff and hes gone so now i guess robert is the best since he is not seen in all these videos fucking up

  • hahahahhaa that live solo is so fake.

  • @kubax1906

    are you fuckin kidding me ? ...

  • Kirk is king of TRASH metal(not tHrash) :D

  • @kubax1906 very clever.

  • @kubax1906 tHrash is with that H!

  • @kubax1906 lmao no he isn't he's good but compared to most thrash guitarists he's weak

  • @kubax1906 Im sure Kirk would stomp you in guitar playing, I dont see why your talking down to him WHEN HE OBVIOUSLY gets MORE money and pussy than you will ever have in your pathetic excuse of a life.

  • @grillerx1 Tai Cruz and Justin Timberlake get more pussy and money than anyone in metal, does that make them good or better than us??? Kirk is not good at guitar AT ALL and i'm sure most people here could play better than him, however i think its a cool bloke and a really nice guy compared to the other members of Metallica

  • 1:31 oh my god i gonna call dave mustaine he can do that and good

  • Funny what you guys are doing here, debating your own stupidity over who is best. AnnoyingAsshole , the main poster of this vid, proofs his point very clearly now.

    He wins on all fronts, i love Metallic \m/ but your all to stupid and ignorant to see. What the purposes are of his vids lol..

    There is no such thing as bad publicity, Metallica will not be harmed by this insignificant channel. But it does by your boneheads debating on this vid ..

    AnnoyingAsshole 1-0 he wins !

  • Why do you idiots have to argue about shit like "Dave is better than Kirk" or "Kirk is better than Dave". They are BOTH two of the greatest thrash metal guitarists in the world. BOTH have their unique style of playing. It's not about how famous your band is, but it's about people liking it. If you judge a band by the amount of their fans, than Justin fucking Bieber would be probably the best musician out there, like all the other tools.

    and for my part...I LOVE THRASH METAL! \m/

  • @NightmareSteve dave is better than kirk, and kirk is far to be the best thrash player

  • @lronmaidenRgods: And...where did I say, that Kirk is the best thrash player? There is no thing such as the "best guitarist", because it all depends on personal preferences. If you look at it from a technical point of view, the "best" guitarist would be Chris Broderick, because he doesn't just play thrash, but also classical stuff, he is able to play nearly everything. And that's what I would call the "best", but I don't. I don't judge by techniques, I judge by the way it sounds to my ears.

  • Fuck all the losers who say Kirk sucks and that he's gay especialy @christschinwon and @c33jayishere, you know what Dave suck my balls oh and another thing if Dave was really that good why didn't his band get the titte of best thrash meta band in the world?

  • Has he got shit since coming out of that big gay closet he was hiding in?

  • some guys just dont know what to do in they fuckin life

  • He dont have "The Feeling" ...never had, never will Finito !

  • kirk hammett is good.... back in the day like 30 years ago, but now he sucks major balls, defend him all u want, but i went to the big for concert in april and compared to all the others lead guitarist young and old, kirk by far was the worst, he was off rhythm with the rhythm , and off with the solos, hell the wasnt a song they played that night that he diddnt mess up, and jus cuz he's old dosnt give him an excuse, dave is the same age if not older and can play circles around kirk. kirk u suck.

  • @c33jayishere Cool story, Jason "Mayhem" Miller.

  • anyone who thinks Kirk sux, knows absolutely nothing....

    try saying "Kirk is human"......

  • To be a truly great guitar player is not only about playing the fastest are most precise, it also encompasses being creative and original and doing ground breaking things, and be a true artist of your craft. If your just simply up their trying to play as precise and as fast as the next guy and thats your only goal, than your only a one dimensional player, but to be a decent guitar player and to also be creative and charismatic and see guitar playing as an are and not a competition

  • YOu notice that the people who are recognized socially as the greatest guitar players are players who aren't the fastest are technically sound? If you listen to Hendrix and then you listen to PAUL FUCKING GILBERT!!! You'll notice that Gilbert can do tons of things on the guitar that Jimi can't. But Jimi is considered to be the greatest of all time, and I'll tell you why. Jimi had charisma and a sens of creativity to go along with his ability, and that all ties into being a great guitar player.

  • Kirk play better then all of u together!!!

  • damn he must suck if he cant even play st anger right!

  • hehe ''yeah i got that but the notes in between are fuckin with me'' he doesnt suck he just isnt feeling what the fuck they are trying to do there

  • the "sucker" is part of the history,

    are you part of the hitory too?? - so STFU

  • @camolotto No, but countless better than him are so your point is invalid.

  • lol!

  • such an accurate representation of how bad kirk is now. he used to be mediocre, now he's just fucking up everywhere all the time. 

  • It doesn´t matter how well you are playing guitar, you are not perfect and you can commit mistakes sometimes. GO KIRK HAMMETT!

  • Even Hendrix could hit the wrong note so stop being such arrogant bastards. He may not be half as good as Mustane or Dimebag Darrel but if he's still in the band is because he's good enough for metallica, otherwise they would have kicked him out.

  • They can't fuck up once or twice their fucking human.

  • maybe he was sucking on purpose bc he realized St. Anger was going to suck, as for the 'one' fuck up, it was live maybe drunk....they are alcoholica

  • This is why most bands record in private.

  • Metallica has lots of technically demanding songs no wonder

    he fails sometimes

  • Most negative comments over here are either little kids who dont know that Kirk was shredding before they were in a fetus and for sure have never been in a serious band. stupid clowns.

  • I play a lot better than kirk... so...

  • @No1snYpeslikme Yea right fucker

  • @CROGrof Youre right i dont play guitar at all

  • @71Zeppelin You don't have a clue what you're talking about.

  • Lol top comment is a poser.

  • Sometimes you just have to face the fact that.. well.. he has no rhythm. Its a common problem. A lot of people have it.. you just wouldn't expect one of metallica's own to have it.... lol

  • 1:39 epic face.

    the "one" solo... well, i'm still laughing.

  • metallica is good, just all the guys are mush heads

  • he was probably high

  • he´s just a little bit lazy...haha

  • It's funny to talk bad about a guy who has achieved worldwide stardom!

    jealousy really can kill!

  • @Oliveirex1 Kirk is not famous for being a good guitar player... everyone knows him because hes IN metallica. and he only does what hes told to do... and he does a mediocre job at it... james writes like 95% of the material.

  • @Oliveirex1  He achieved luck, my friend. Luck means nothing. He stole songs and sounds from other bands and passed them off as his own. Thank God he's almost dead.

  • @Oliveirex1 so you're saying Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus and all that bullshit is great just because they've achieved worldwide stardom?

  • @Oliveirex1 He recycled his songs, made them worse, and hitched off of Mustaine's work from the start. He's good, but overall he doesnt deserve his fame, not with Jason Becker around, Steve Vai, or Gilbert around.

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  • @LittleDirtyBlonde23 They wouldn't replace him because James has no musical background, sure he doesn't need it, but James doesn't write 20 amazing solos for 1 song and play each one with the song to see which one is the best. james should stick to rhythm and keep kirk, cuz he is faaar better than most guitarists. you jelly?

    P.S. u r an ass

  • @awsomejustin8 LMAO! 'Far better than most guitarists" LOALSKDFJLDKF LK

  • @LittleDirtyBlonde23 No, metallica's success is because of Dave Mustaine and Jason Newsted. james, kirk and lars are nothing but dead weight for the past 30 years

  • @Oliveirex1 it's you that sucks...kirk's dick!

  • @71Zeppelin go fuck yourself in a good way

  • Kirk is Lars' bitch

  • 0:47

    Lars: "BOOOOOORING!!!!"

  • Now find a fail of Mustaine. Oh, Gods don't fail

  • Read the tittle

  • i think maybe dave mustaine uploaded this lool

  • FUCK YOU... FUCK YOU VERY MUCH!!!

    IT DOESN'T SEEMS BUT KIRK'S HUMAN...

    AND HUMANS MAKE MISTAKES!

  • HEY..we all do mistakes :/

  • Looks like he was trying to figure out what to play but was failing to do so. haha if he busted out with a kick ass solo he wouldnt of looked so bad.

  • omg god kirk makes mistakes this means he is a human like me yeaaah^^

  • in minute 0:11  james should think "take that fucking camera out of me!!" and "fucking shit, god dammit!!!" hhahahaha!!!

  • i guess the annoyingasshole is the username of dave mustaine

  • dude everyone stop hatin all u bunch a bitches u only fight over kirk and dave because kirk took his spot if dave wouldnt been a heavy drinker and fight he would be there and kirks great hes a fucking human like all of u he makes mistake atleast he try to fix them instead of yelling and fucking over other people ur just retarded u go right albums with a band pretty hard to write songs considering im in a band fucking haters grow up and love metal not dis every other metal band or artist

  • @MrMetallicafan25 Learn to spell and use proper punctuation and grammar, until then you don't have the right to label anybody as retarded.

  • o:46 lars: "fuck! we shouldve kept dave"

  • 0:19 wrong fret? Lol

  • fuck you!

  • @Kurfl a little lover o kh feels bad

  • Hey annoying asshole...... change ur name to annoying slut..... suits u better.... go listen to justin boober instead of making such videos.... or us metallicans wll track u down and torment u to death.....

  • Why always compare musicians?

    Music is not a damn competition, stop to be obsessed about fucking competition!!!