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  • dude what

  • I think to complete this moment with a monkey knife fight

  • All I can say is

    OH BABY!

  • Wait... The cat is a male?!

  • please dont watch this high

  • CRIME FIGHTING SPIDERS WITH BONERS!

  • So, a pregnant cat, a corpse, and death is having sex...

  • What

  • Lol in the end that cat shoulda been like BITCH PLEASE!! >:l

  • I have to go and rethink life

  • WTFUCK IM SO CONFUSED AND AND ODLY WANTING CHINESE FOOD

  • I'm sure that I didn't smoke anything before watching this...

  • What the fuck did I just watch

  • This makes me questions everything I ever believed in... EVERYTHING!!!

  • oh oh god... ii.. im so sorry....

  • ._. da fuq

  • DAFUQ ಠ_ಠ

  • Well, I'll be back after I gouge out my eyes and pour acid into a hole in my skull.

  • "Rauuuuuuuugh!"

    "Gay..."

    *sword through face*

  • R.I.P. logic

  • lol wut?

  • mačore jedaN

    

  • kiko kaže da vidim kosti

  • Oh baby.

  • This awkward moment when the name perfectly describes the video...

  • dafuq... a monkey knife fight? really? I love you! <3

  • Someone animated a monkey knife fight.

    The internet is over.

  • Why do I keep coming back?

  • cucumbers.......lets make sandwiches

  • Love the music in the background, reminds me of something. Would love to be able to download it!

  • why?

  • What the fuck did i just watch?

  • LMAO that beaver with the beard appeared on Angry Dog too

  • What

  • yay-SHUNK

  • I thought I saw a unicorn, but it was a horse with a Cornetto on it's forehead.

  • You had me at Monkey Knife Fight. <3

  • makes sense

  • Hahaha!

    What just happened?

  • what the shit!

  • HATE IT!

  • just...

  • I want to stand out the front of a family planning centre and hold a placard the reads "I FUCKING ATE THEM!!!!"

  • So like did anyone else read through the troll war with SuaveButDubiousDevil just to get a laugh?

  • @Slifer1995 TROLL KNIFE FIGHT

  • @Verminator4 OH BABY

  • WHFFFFFFFFF!?!?!?!****

  • what the fuck did i just watch

  • Why would you want to make tsitziki? Gross.

  • Why would you want to make tzatziki? That stuff's terrible.

  • Um what I don't understand

  • 2:07 Holy CRAP! Is that Fernando as a porcupine???

  • OH BABY.

  • Cat:Do you think will always be together

    Death:CHRIST NO!!!!

    Well at least he was honest

  • he? 3:44

  • I used to, BUT I FUCKING ATE THEM!

  • The berries......

  • ಠ_ಠ Still a better love story than Twilight....

  • ...Zuh? O_o

  • What

    The

    ACTUAL

    FUCK?!

  • I... need to take a shower.

  • now i can finally die

  • Usually I don't make comments like, "What the fuck did I just watch?" Or, "I'm in the weird part of youtube again." Mainly because I know exactly what I'm watching and weird shit is usually the funniest shit to watch on youtube. But this just totally mind fucked me. None of this made sense to me at all.

    I still enjoyed watching it though, so I guess that's what counts. Anyway, I've got the weirdest boner right meow. ;3

  • Geez, the cat, male or not. Does it matter? My 2 Cents: for an ancient skeleton with neither a dick nor an ass to experience either het or gay sex it probably doesn't matter at all if the cat-lover's male or female. And if Grimmy doesn't bother, why do you?

    Anyway, lobster, your voice is awesome, whoever you speak.

  • da fuq?

  • i'm so fucking confused now

  • i have a question...how high were you when you made this

  • ....Uh.......What the fuck did I just watch.

  • helicopters

  • What

    The

    FUCK?!?!...

  • i have the weirdest boner right now!!!!!!!!!

  • Why the fuck did I watch this...

  • this is fucking weird

  • its been a long time since I had a penis those were some pretty wild times OH BABY

  • Yaaay

  • I see...very interesting .

  • dafuck is this shit?

  • WTF A new Bourne Movie, without Matt Damon. . . Gay.

  • Ummm ... Stay off the Mushies guys. It's messing u up

  • I'm twelve and what is this i don't even......

  • @xXfrozenhellXx Im 13, but I do get it. Your mind isnt as messed up as mine. Run. Run while you still have a chance of innocence.

  • @InferiorRabbit I remember behaving like you. Boy, was I a faggot back then.

  • @SuaveButDubiousDevil Lol, now you grown up to be just retarded. If your gonna insult me, then please, be original, also, theres nothing wrong at all with being homosexual. Some of my best friends are gay. So, please, just keep daddys dick in your mouth so that we don't have to listen to the shit that dribbles out of your mouth.

  • @InferiorRabbit You go on to say some of you best friends are gay. You then tell me, to keep a dick in my mouth. Implying I am a homosexual. So you basically called me gay, bashed me and said your best friends are gay.

    Bro, your logic is pretty shitty. Because you obviously do not have a single friend.

    Also, to be original I would have to be creative. There is no need to be original if the old insults still work. You jive ass motherfucker.

  • @SuaveButDubiousDevil dude dont u have something better to do?!?!?

  • @SuaveButDubiousDevil not bashing on anybody but theres better things to be fighting over about like if the moral fiber in society is still as makiavelo propose it or has it evolved into a higher more centralized for like spinozza proposed it.... just saying

  • @SuaveButDubiousDevil if u fight over this is a waste of time and energy and intelligence is given to search truth not fight dumb opinions 

  • @monte220563 bro, that isn't an opinion. That kid was being a fucking retard. So I search, with my intellect, saw through is weak logic, called him a jive ass motherfucker and left. Thanks for dragging me back you turkey necked cunt slicer.

  • @SuaveButDubiousDevil

    dude the wise looks at ppls mistakes and shows them the way, the fool gets angry and uses crude language to try to intimidate people while he is bring to hide his own ignorance

  • @SuaveButDubiousDevil you my dear pal had no reason to lower yourself to that kids level. next time you read a dumb comment read it and laugh don't insult the guy you don't know the other persons situation

  • @SuaveButDubiousDevil + enjoy your life if u have personal problems u bring out on us....solve them don't troll to get over your frustrations in life

  • @monte220563 My frustrations are that everyone who replies to me is fucking stupid. So I like to tell them they are. You're stupid.

  • @SuaveButDubiousDevil

    you are more of a fool than i expected can't you resolve to logic rather than giving simple minded arguments. stupidity is lacking the ability to be open to new things and hope u understand that ill suffer in life mate

  • @monte220563 So you're wasting your time. Your energy. Basically everything you said to me, to... insult me? Like I was doing to that poor faggot down there?

    Awwww diddums. It seems like you're just as idiotic and as foul mouthed as me.

    Aww

    awww

    awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    check and mate.

    faggot.

  • @SuaveButDubiousDevil lol since when can 8 year olds like you use the internet?

  • @moonkick360 Since I got the internet. What are you, dumb?

  • @SuaveButDubiousDevil No that's you, don't confuse the you and me pronoun kid, it will help you in life if you take some English lessons.

  • @SuaveButDubiousDevil love the logic !!! trying to put my arguments as trivial for being in your same level however the fact of the matter is than non the less we both criticize i do search to give constructive criticism whilst you just attack. however mate good comeback really

  • @SuaveButDubiousDevil hey man you dont have to insult

  • @SuaveButDubiousDevil and we reply to you because its fun to talk to an idiot

  • @SuaveButDubiousDevil I have to stop and applaud some absolutely flawless trolling here, you managed to get someone to use the written equivalent of "NO U!" that's just... that is a life-skill. Seriously, this isn't sarcastic, I am actually impressed.

  • What the hell did I just watch

  • @Lokigrim13 I was going to ask just the same... xD

  • thanks ...needed that

  • gay

  • Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

  • Fun fact this has the same ending as the darkness 2 video game.

  • @texasound1 BAHAHA yeah pretty much!

  • What the fuck?!

  • What... The... Fuuuu-

  • SexuaLobster... You are the reason I have a brain tumor

  • What did I just watch?

  • gay

  • The cops on fire show up at 4:18, they get erections at 4:37

  • "Death is fleeting..."

    " Your mom is fellating!"

    PS. The cat has a sexy voice.

  • R.I.P EVERYTHING LOGICAL :'(

  • I love being in the weird part of youtube it reminds me how sane i am compared to these uploaders but sanity is overrated excuse me while i go hunting with dick cheney and then

    go to Valve HQ and not give gaben his snacks.

  • what did this have to do with cops on fire with erections? i was really pumped to see that...

  • @DonutTheDragon ask raptor jesus

  • Whut the fuck did I just watched?!

  • There isn't enough sarcasm in the universe for me to be able to say how brilliant this was.

  • this was shit

  • The fuk?

  • does the title have anything to do with this

    

  • This sucks so hard

  • @burlesqueboy If you don't enjoy this, your dealer sells shit weed.

  • watch did the fuck what i ... o.O?

  • the title dosnt mach the video at all

  • When my mum came in i switched to porn because it was easier to explain.

  • @Belcerage Nice try to get attention. :3

  • @Belcerage You're not funny nor original.

  • This were the longest 4 minutes in my life O.O

  • i dont know why i cant stop watching this

  • I am so going to hell for laughing at this

  • What the ffff

  • WHAT AM I WATCHING?????

  • RIIIGGGHT HERE ON THE DANCEFLOOOORRR

  • This was pretty deep, man.

  • "so we're having sex right and He - "

    > He

    Fuck

  • I watched this all the way to the end and even laughed. What the fuck is wrong with me?! Dear God, am I a monster?

  • (3.35) Tzatziki? How come you know it? :P

  • the cat's a he 

  • So u get inspired by other comics only? I bet there must be something else...

  • This video, it has changed my meaning of life, everything is so clear, I now know the truth about this world.

  • Everything is so clear now

  • This video has really deep meaning to it. 99.999% of people are too stupid to figure it out. I am the .001%

  • 1:31 Justin bieber

  • ... ಠ_ಠ

  • im so confused

  • did anyone else notice Death kept saying "he" but the cat had babies? so is it a female cat or not?

  • @ABThom12 just go with it dude it helps if you are stoned

  • @mrneedham90 ty i had to watch this a 2nd time high just to find it really funny

  • @ABThom12 hermaphrodite

  • @ABThom12 Its a tranny!! Kill it with fire!!

  • @ABThom12 Hermaphrodite

  • I suddenly understand everything.

    

  • YouTube has no idea what to put in the related videos. Lol

  • I used to, but I FUCKING ATE THEM!!

  • Wtf

  • wat

  • Dafack?

  • @XanTheMan654 Its pronounced "Dafuq"

  • "Hey I know you, but I thought you were dead."

    "I thought you were dead."

    Is the cat supposed to be Schrodinger's cat?

  • @TheEllampalli

    Perhaps being an ethereal being has something to do with it?

    Also......wow.....you weren't kidding when you said it had none of those.

  • Why does Grim Reaper refer the cat as a he when it's clearly a female?

  • 2:55 LOL!

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­H

  • i feel... weird.... in a bad way.... i think i wanna go to sleep now....yea...some sleep will get this feeling away ..../ five days later in the shower: Unclean unclean unclean unclean......

  • I wish to see more of these characters

  • Whats this world coming too

  • Based on a comic? Of what !?

  • Ẏ͒ͬ̓͐̂҉̸̵̛̬̹̙̤͈̺͙̭̟̝͖̼̘̫̫̫̥̭̲­O̹̪̩̩͆͊̀͌̊͊ͤ̆ͤ̃̀ͣ̀ͅU̾̋͒̅͂ͣ̅̇̄͒­̭̤͚͓̖͚̼̻̠̊͑̄̈͊͟͝ͅR̉̇̅ͥ̆̄ͪ̌̆̐͐̚­̵̸̤̤̹͉͓͍̾̿͢͢͜ ̴̷̝̮̱̝̫͚̪̰̹̰͎̩ͦ͐ͣ̍̓ͫͨ̆͛̄͗ͩͩ͘͘͠­M̢̡̰̣̫̫͚̺͕͐̏̍̂̊̄̕ͅO̶̸͌̽̓̓̋ͭͥ͗͝­̵͍̘̹̱̼̬͎̯̮̖͔͚͙̤͚̟̬M̢ͤ̋͆͌́̑ͪ͒̈͒­̸̥̮̙͚̬͎̩̤͕̹̩̜̰͍̣͡ ̸̥̰̰̮̜͚̬̲̞̫̭̉̑ͩ̎̓̆̿̄̋͡Iͥ̓̒ͤ̄̃̉­̶ͦͯ̕͞͏̼̼̯̪̬̭̠̘̙͚̪͈S̸ͨ̿̋̃̐͂͒ͤ͑̕­̲͓͎̹̘͇ͅ ̡̝̪̤̟͇̳̹̝͇̖̟̜̖̈́̓ͤ̈́̑̅̍͛ͧͨͥͩ̑́͞ͅ­F͈̩͎͉̙̺͍ͯͤ̅̌̕̕͢͡L̶ͯͧ̍͊ͭ͏̨͔̤̬̣͕­̼͇͓̱̳̝͔Ȩ̇̉̄̉̇͛̇ͫ͌ͣͬ͋̊͑́͏̸̡̯̝̼­̯̝͍Ę̸̧̖̱̯̺̘̼̥̣͈̙̩̰͚͔͉͇̝͌̇ͭ͜͢ͅ­T̴̤͕̹͇̒̎ͩͪ̑ͦ͂͆̓͌ͬ͢͜͠Iͮ͊̾́̉ͯ̾͡͏­͈̬̩̠̣̫̜̬̥̝͔̼̺͍̗N̶̮̟̰͛̓͂͑̒̐̀̆ͩ͝­͕̙̦͓͈̦̹͈̖̙̩̗̱͓Gͦͧͦ̿͐ͦ̊̈̚͝͝҉͓̺ͅ­̫̙̮͔̜̻͈̖̗