Team Fortress 2: Get Stabby with Obviously Jesus (TF2 Gameplay/Commentary)

[WolfDeathStalker]

man, woody really dosent have a life, hes making like 1000000 youtube profiles just to troll



[th3awsom3]

Hope you get eaten alive be a hungry pack of lions you piece of fuck

[MrRedwingfanfl]

go away you trolls and hop back on woody's dick

[McShefferz]

Manchinima should dump this lowlife piece of shit



[jack41400]

fuck you dirtbag go to hell asshole

[tomahawkurface3]

ur dick and go suck on ur daily cockmeat sandwhich

[largeunicorn1]

this guy is a dbag i hope u burn in hell

[agent20011295]

I like his gameplay, ITS JUST THE FUCKING COMMENTARY THAT MAKES MY PANTS SHIT LITTLE CIRCLES :(

[SippyCup007]

I want to cut open you neck and shit down your throat, fuck wad!

[Mr50calbunny]

Shithead.



[pacificnic421]

Jesus, you are a fucking dick. Woody will fuck you up. That is, if you actually show up...

[happyjumper1]

He doesn't sound like the horrible person that he is

[zzKieranD11zz]

fuck you jesus , u little pussy ... ur a little dick nd woody wud kill u , you querr

[MrJrbnkt]

I hope some one snaps thier cock of in your arse faggot boy

[MrAgentGFY]

You all have been trolled, hope you knew that the whole time. XD

[EpiCkReAp3r]

I hope u die in a hole with ur grandma aftr woody beats the fuck out of u

[fisher5824]

Your a fucking piece of shit you douchbag!

[ajpokemaster]

ur a bitch for backin out u piece of shit, u realized that Woody can kick ur ass?

[Naoisequinlivan]

Pussy I'll fight u any time as would any person in the whole world

[akaFIVEDOLLA]

a pussy asks a guy to fight and then backs out

[alishFTW]

You are a dishonest coward.

[theguywithraybans]

The terrorist in the intro should be you after pussying out on Woody.

[Alexoneill77777]

Woody could fuck you up any day pussy ass

[DaBossGodFosheezy]

Obviously likes dick in the ass

[MinecrafterBawz123]

FUCK YOU YOU DIK SUCKING PEICE OF SHIT GO LICK YOUR DADS ASSHOLE AND STOP MACKING FUN OF WOODY HE CAN KICK YOUR SORRY ASS MUDDA FUGGA BTW HIS KID IS NOT RETARDED SO GO FUCK YOURSELF

[MrBitchslap101]

Bitch

[teamjacob1ish]

U suck at life

[f0rtwunti]

Obviously a faggot. Go 5 minutes in the octagon with Woody and put it up on your bitch ass channel since you love to suck dick for subs and views.

[PetertheKoala]

This guy is such a fucking pussy. If he wants to go and terrorize people and expect to get nothing out of it he is really wrong. If your going to do that to woody+family, then don't "go out west" and grow a pair and fight him.

[thagoodgames]

You are one gay pussy motherfucking coward you douch!!!

[BigSloppyHoe]

woodys gamertag will be better then you forever ur just a pathetic piece of shit

[JdMoRt94]

TEAM GAMERTAG !!!

[0yashamaru0Return]

subs n views

[ABlueTomatoe97]

Your such a douche get a damn life you little fuck head

[aaabbb6661022]

And machinama should have also put " how to be a fucking cunt face asshole" in their description

[aaabbb6661022]

I hope you go to heaven but Jesus Justs rapes you for days without stopping because you shouldn't even be allowed to speak of his name

[l87SpHiNx]

Dislikeeeee faggg go to hell

[bluebikerfly]

Dude you suck at all the games you play!!! Your so dumb you don't think someone could report you for saying all that shit like I will rape tour wife indent of you? Your a dumbass bitch and you fat:)

[MrJrbnkt]

Machinima needs to take you off, waste of good youtube time, #teamgamertag

[kwakaflocka24]

you suck would you really make fun of a special needs kid god people like you just piss me off don't have the balls to make fun of a real person

[DLINK838]

Obviously Jesus, Your mum was screaming someones name really loud last night, do you know someone called RAPE

[AlexusTheGreen]

AHEM machina you have let this cunt here ?

[xDaJ0k3rx]

How is this fag on machinima?

[SAsniper511]

Pussy

[totallyownxxx]

hey jesus your a fagot mate go f yourself ...... LOSER

[iu6h6h6h6h]

your a gay cunt.

[briannascuddycuddy]

"obviously pussy".

[123acemaker]

Pussy

[CroWarrior1990]

teamgamertag dislike this vid



[Violinero210]

Pussy

[Zombieman5225]

machinima, take this trolls video fucking down... NOW...

[zman1672]

You suck so much

[Onemanisband]

Your such garbage hahaha

[Notuploadinganything]

@chabra123321 I don't really care about all of this but when you make money by insulting a person's family.... Not on.

[Bellport42]

go team gamertag

[Catcherjoe]

I hope Woddy beats the crap out of you



[DoYouFingerPaint]

@gayporn6923 I...think...i...love...you...

[chabra123321]

HOW BIG OF FAN BOYS ARE YOU TO SUCK THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF WOODYS DICK!!

[arnopop]

fuck you faggot kill urself #teamgamertag

[loftjosh]

you should take this guy off of machinima

[urdead2meboy]

your a cunt and i hope you die in a fire :)

[pimpinpenguin01]

fuck this fag he's a no-life he trolls a guy that's obviously better than him at everything (Woody'sGamertag) and he deserves to get fuck in the butt by jesus for his intro

[SOURxxD1ESEL]

yo jesus is a shitty gamer, no skill what so ever. I know this guy, peed his pants tell he was 12 years old.

[whatintheworld91]

@SOURxxD1ESEL till

[WolfDeathStalker]

@SOURxxD1ESEL you have the maturity of a 3 year old

[NebsLaw]

Everyone who plays for team gamertag dislike this!!! Don't support this unworthy piece of trash

[gayporn6923]

I know no one will read this but I enjoy fucking sheep very hard. I am a new sheep fucker and my channel huge. I enjoy sheep to the point where it is like what the hell. Sheep sheep sheep that's what I like. Their wool feels good when I shove my penis in their tight anuses. Just remember I like sheep more than the average human being

[jmoney97ful]

I hate u and your video. I hope u choke on a dick and die fuck you you piece of shit!!!!. #teamgamertag

[wrestlingnewsmonster]

Im gonna get so much hate but why isnt woody boss enough to play TF2 unlike MW3 for pussies?

[killzone20025]

Fag want haters?OK Haters comin ur way!

[lokserboht34]

Woody is awesome, you're a fag!!

[tkayani96]

welstuvich

[MrBezzaGB]

What a fantastic insightful video, wow. ............... TOSSER

[TheNicholas11]

Ga hipster doucheba-faggot

[2811JPR]

You're a fag !

[Hmaster786]

FUK U U WANT HATERS YIU GOT HATERS

I WILL BANG THE SHIT OUT OF YOU

[MrCrs100]

@Hmaster786 really you are then come asshole fix your grammar fucker

[rjsketches]

Woody will kick the crap out of them

[evansvideoblogs]

Fuck obviously jesus

[jonasdrejerjensen]

wry do you suport this dick?

[Lumpster04]

The people below me are retarded. This video isn't on his channel. Why try to talk to him about it? Oh right, cuz it's a bunch of 12 year olds.

[SkyGuardia]

We should get this guy noticed only to have him crash and burn for what hes doing to woodygamertag! Spread the mssg of what hes doing to troll. Online bullying has to stop. This guy works for machinima and has a lot of subscribers they need to know whats going on. Athenewins shall here of this and stop you in your tracks.

[SkyGuardia]

Thumbs up if your unsubing to machinima because of that fagg!

[Scottyfick1]

Grow some balls u faggot

[messifan1910]

Fuck u u fag woody is going to kill ur ass

[Crazydogzep]

you suck

[993damon]

woody be smokin you up after the fight



[reptile797]

You don't have a lot of options, it's either you show up and turn into a fucking joke or you don't show up and remain a fucking joke for all of YouTube. You sound like a faggot neckbeard with all of your misspeaking and stuttering, listening to you is like listening to bad dubstep.

[TheGameplaygeek]

I hope that you kill yourself!

[JokerEvans507]

You shitbag your ganna get messed up

[Adm1ralAwes0me]

Man u take snake about woody and can't even fight him bitch u remind me of ur mom a gay homo dag who sucked Michelle while I raped ur wife and sister oh wait it isn't rape if they don't mind u fucking bitch

[8grape103]

I hope woody murders ur pussy filled ass i fuckin hate you mother fucker

[8grape103]

I hope ur ass gets murdered u sonava bitch i fuckin hate you

[jpgunny101]

your a fucking dick sucking pile of horse shit! who the hell gives you the right to say ANYTHING about anyones family?! you fucking douche bag mother fucker...

[SKETCHYxSNIPER]

woodys gonna rip you a new asshole you cock sucking fuckin gyspy

[kfallon54]

woodys gonna fuck you up

[rileytwist88]

burn in a hole and die you cock sucker

[K4Lgames]

fight him you cowered

[callofdutybeast1030]

You coward fight woody

[redfire396]

@redfire396 *woodys

[redfire396]

Might want to get some ice out of the freezer cause woodsy gonna give you an ass whopping if you show, but you won't so go suck your own dick oh wait you have a mangina

[uncletio13]

Not so smart of machinima to hire someone who would represent them so poorly.

[measurementairsoft92]

I hope this fucker get his ass kicked instead of backing down.

[fruitycolax]

Fuck you pussyo!

[MaxxBahRAH]

Just go kill urself, no one likes u

[RemixRampage]

Everyone, tell machinima to remove their contract with this guy, he obviously isnt fit for it after what he did to woody.

[TheRflores96]

thats woodys gonna do when he kicks your pussy ass... bitch u aint finna show up ur gonna give a bitch excuse.. pussy

[TheDanoshaha]

you suck man leave woddy alone

[sDDevastation]

Tf2 is on xbox lol

Ever heard of orange box

[sDDevastation]

Lol no one likes you faggot

[PressTheHomeButton]

Fuck you and fuck me

[Belairedbiatchezz]

You suck at playing games... -_- How are you on machinima?

[UsernameInvalid1337]

fuck u machinima dont let this guy ruin your name!

[RapperMyrical]

Ima right fuck you on every video you have starting with this one

Fuck You

[The0SpartaDude]

Woody will fuck you up boy

[MrFAze08]

if wooody doesnt kick you ass id say there is about 3-4 thousand other that would love to id curb stomp your ass

[KevenThePs3Gamer12]

Bet ur going to be to pussy to even show up at the fight bitch!

[coolcat64ful]

You people are dumb ass's you don't know if woody can kick obviously Jesus ass.

[Sagetheepic]

Woody's gonna kick your ass :P

[zombi105]

ur fucked 

[Youngflyabz]

You don't know he think woody is using his child for more views which equals more money so he is trolling woody's family to get to woody.there both wrong I'm a woody fan but it's true but there is no reason to troll and hate on his family but rather they don't fight because don't know the outcome because we don't know jesus's fighting skill level but machima told them to stop trollin or they won't protect them from their "gameplay protection"

[Mr119423]

ur a bitch and u better hope woody has mercy on you fuckin troll

[jeremiahebert1]

why hate someone because they have a kid with a disorder? or because they make more youtube money tha you? kid grow up

[legendofanycod]

woody is going to dominate you

[x97sfinest]

WOODY WILL DESTROY YOU FOOL :D AND I WILL PEE ON YOUR GRAVE

[Sonnyrazer]

@x97sfinest see both sides of the coin of wait you wont because this is youtube and once a person decides to fanboy to someone like woody who i btw do not like for my own reasons but people who dont look at it from both sides like 90% of youtube can go burn, 10% others are most commentators and other smart people who actually comment on youtube

[ValiantNoobTube]

Dude, Woody might go to jail after what he does to you...

[TheBlackKatana]

you've fucked with the wrong gamertag...

[XSmexyLamaX]

Woodys gonna kick his ass

[steelcurtain423]

im going to laugh when u burn in hell.

[FlashProduktions]

@steelcurtain423 But hell isnt real my son.

[patti628]

MACHINIMA, why the fuck havent you released jesus? after all the shit hes saying its not only make him look bad but it makes you look TERRIBLE, how could you let such a shitty human being work for you?

[condemned70]

@RainbowPowerRangerX Machinima is.

[RainbowPowerRangerX]

Youtube is unfamiliar with TF2?

[NordicThundah]

i personnaly think that pc gaming is the shit especially since i can plug in my xbox controller but i use xbox 360 because my pc isnt nearly powerful enough to run even tf2

[theElectr0ne]

@NordicThundah of course it's shit when your pc is shit. also this game is horrible on xbox because microsoft didn't allow valve to update it

[allsportsowned]

@theElectr0ne He said 'the shit.' This implies that he meant it was 'cool' or 'rad' by today's lingo. READ BEFORE YOU POST.

[flamingninja98]

@edzdeman I assume you've forgotten your question by now,it was why not stab the heavy then medic.you wouldn't stab the medic first because the heavy would notice your not healing home and the medic,if he notices,doesn't have a gun out.

[MrFriuX]

how you get tf2 beta?..

[CuzIwasBored]

@MrFriuX It downloaded for me with the full game.

[thebullshitmaster]

@MrFriuX You need tf2 and its "premium" version(not f2p).

[Weemancake]

You can't be an obvious spy when youre Obviously Jesus.

[ShieldLessLink]

Spy tip: don't use your mic while you're invisible.

[Rottweilerzs]

Demoman bad close range?

Then you haven't seen the Demoknight..

[gamemaster4356]

@Rottweilerzs he said that demoman is bad at close range not the demoknight

[YoSmatjeVanMe]

You dont know wat youre doing!

[SMP9909]

3:00 Actually, the Eternal Reward kills do not show up in the kill feed.

[frosty111691]

lol Razorback not lag



[Yojimbo2233]

Jesus, Your Eternal Reward, the kills do not appear in the kill feed.

[drkcrstl]

l'etranger + cloak and dagger ... meeeh bad combo, use instead vanila gun or ambassador

[Breezy2Freshv3]

yeah, ill be playing this in 3 1/2 hours when its ready to launch, cant wait!

[MrMoto9999]

do u look like your self to your team

[albinoninja0224]

@MrMoto9999 when ur disgused as an enemy it shows u with a mask of the enemys class and if you put your cursor on htem it says disguesed as enemy whatever

[MrMoto9999]

i bought this game and it did not let me download

[albinoninja0224]

@MrMoto9999 you dont need to buy its free

[TheMiningSoda]

82% YAY :D

[gothickpaperfreak]

i know his voice wuan is that u

[edzdeman]

Why would you stab the heavy and not the medic?

[sumol700]

ever since F2P, its been easier for me to be a spy, since some people dont expect the spy to be so convicing, and F2P medics (only the ones that have been playing for 2 or 3 days max) arent used to know how spys behave :/

[qiman2]

'OMFG THIS GAME IS GAY AND CARTOONY THS IS SO UNREAKISTIC'

-Average Machinima-er

[PivotWarKingDX117]

fail at 2:30 that wasnt lag, he had a razorback, it just doesnt show in demo thingy

[UhhWinning]

"Demoman aren't too great at close range."

*Gives Persian Persuader and Charge n' Targe.*

ORLY!?!

[predator1296]

Cloak and dagger? EW!

[TenthSgtSnipes]

Can't push cart when invulnerable, so kritzkreig or now quick-fix would be better.

[PCALolersboy]

@darkdrakoslayer they can only see the trail only when your not disguised, if your invisible or disguised you can't see the trail

[MrFartypants112]

I got 2 axes and frontier justice but can't trade...

[2526Balla]

how do u get that knife

[DAK075]

I am sad that my laptop's cpu sucks ass, so that I can't run tf2 at a comfortable pace. (Everything lags like a bitch. DERP.)

[DrRuelel]

@DAK075 i know your comment is two weeks old but.

have you tried running the game in directx 8.1?

or a fps config?

some quick google searches could help you

[DAK075]

@DrRuelel

Hey, I'm open to any help. Thanks. Now I just gotta figure out what I should delete to make enough room on my hard drive so that I can have this game and then some for school.

[darkdrakoslayer]

dont use a teleporter as a spy because its a dead give away that your on the other team

[222kirky]

@darkdrakoslayer they fixed that issue with the glowing trail. feel free to use it now