Tourettes King

[numberjack1980]

who the hell flagged this??

[WalkinggTravestyy]

this video sucks ball shit!!!

[misssweetiepie10]

ROFL

[im264shirt]

"Holy shit! Why aren't you wearing a shirt?!"

"Uh, I'm a lion, like you. We don't wear clothes."

[Caigga900]

Your Brilliant

[goldblaze93]

"SHUT UP!"

"Okay, we're gonna shut up now!"

[PacGuy765]

Ufasa sounds like 1 heck of a child/teenager abuser!

[ironroberthalford]

@PacGuy765 Yeah, worst king ever and a prick when it comes to taking care of minors.

[PacGuy765]

@ironroberthalford ok

[Sephiroz97]

Why doesn't it have more views ?!

[nigel5549]

amazing i never laughed so much in my life ahah

[foreverspagetti]

lol vid, but it starts to suck after 1:45

[Konatablob]

O_O

[soldsnake13]

I can't stop watching this.

[Yachi323]

@Creepsome1  CAUSE YOU DON'T THINK THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL SOUNDS LIKE CHEWBACCA TAKING A SHIT, THAT'S WHY!

[Creepsome1]

@Yachi323 Shit...

[JJMerrill]

Tourettes King....lmao.

[Yachi323]

YOU'RE GROUNDED.

[Creepsome1]

@Yachi323 What for?!

[phixer]

what was scar saying at the end

[BaltoFan121]

Do you mind if I make a Balto version of this? ^^

[Rick149]

@BaltoFan121 i don't mind, please do :D

[BaltoFan121]

@Rick149 Thanks! :D

[royokihokage]

HOLY SHIT !

[defleppard741]

this is so funny the tourettes guy is funnnny

[smoof24]

hahaahahahahaha

[MrPacMatt]

That was the 1# best Tourettes Guy poop I have seen before!

[HamtaroDramaClass]

i wish it wasn't flagged uz on my numberjck1980 count i cant watch it :(

[UncleWerowolf]

Dad...he heard that...

[DarkMario95]

Danny:"The person who flagged this could go to Jolly Donuts and take a 2 hour SHIT for all I care."

Seriously, who is such a faggot to flag this?

[madmoney4244]

dude stupid flagger youtube is too mature for you u need to go back 2 baking cookies with your mom i hope thats not 2 extreme for you

[Nightfox00rougehero]

Paper towl part with this was epic win! X3

[celticmad29]

what a noob flagin it

[biggishnup]

HOLY CRAP!!!!! I just keep playing it over and over, HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[nintendaholic90]

i'd love to hang out with this guy!

[alicekills]

lol this is amazing

[zeldaed123]

Wow, Tourettes Guy and Lion King really do sync well.

[054martinm]

it looked like scar dropped zebra on mufasa's dick rofl. "motherfucker you hit me in the dick!"

[Ahbiter1]

gow2 refrence at the end...lol cole train is so funny

[GodsBittersweetEmo]

You should have done the scene where Scar drops Mufasa off the cliff, and have Mufasa yell "FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!"

[Legostuff74]

Lmao 0:45

[090greengirl]

LOOOOOOL!! NOW THAT'S COMEDY!!! {:-D

[Whiteboy831]

dude u r the greatest!

[Uberkreatur]

Epic win!

[russle360]

This is awesome.

[wulfdog99]

XD holy hell, this just made my day i was laughing so freaking hard

Simba: Dad there's some white stuff on the floor

Mufasa: *with his eyes closed* that's my ass!

[ChaoticDelerium]

DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL

[evilconcarne42]

wtf who flagged this

[foxyfran1987]

lol this was mega funny :P why the fuck would sum1 flag this?theres nuffin wrong with it:O

[bl00demon97]

i hope the person who flagged this gets locked up in a raping jail

[bumblebearian]

i had to make osme bullshit account just to watch this what kinda of a cunt would make it so! flagging faggot

[stw1396]

wow whos the retard that flagged this

[Rick149]

someone flagged this?? =o

[HamtaroDramaClass]

@Rick149 turn ur volume up loud and u hear simba say shit at the end :D who flagged this?

[Rick149]

@HamtaroDramaClass who's knows? maybe just some immature faggot who hates mah skills? XD :p

[PvtGaryRoach]

@Rick149 hellz ya

[Rick149]

@PvtGaryRoach hellz yeah what? XD

[PvtGaryRoach]

@Rick149 your skillz own the little faggot who flagged this.

[HamtaroDramaClass]

@Rick149 probly lol

[Jayycario]

0:44

[xXBumblebeeGirl13Xx]

EPIC

[killer2611]

wow that is so well done

[dudet3493]

i love the chewbaca part and the party where he's like you're lucky it wasnt hard. I meant this thing not my dick lmao

[lc1996rox]

LOL!!!!!!!

[DynamicScherzo]

00:32 is my fav haha :D

[JUGGALOhaterSlayer]

this is the single funniest thing i have ever seen

[VooDooLynx]

YOU LOOK LIKE 200 LBS OF BIRD SHIT!

[Superhappeefun]

HOLY SHIT! Why aren't you wearing a shirt?!

Lol, they're LIons? Haha, its like he just realized for the first time that his son has lived his whole life shirtless.

[andrewthomasTAS]

its soo funny how when he says fuck you kid your a dick hes smilling and looking happy

[YootubepoopHQ]

!!!

[tristacakes]

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAH

[MrHongKongBuffet]

I DIDN'T TALK TO NOBODY YESTERDAY! I WAS IN THE CAR TAKING A SHIT!!!!1!!!!1one!!!!!!

[rhyno4eva]

its in the washer, i spilled some cereal on it lol that fit well.

[ericari0]

hahaha lol 0:52 "lolz what?!?! D:"

[ItsToriBitchez]

ROTFLMFAO XD thats epic ;D i love it!!!~

[myLOVE4cheezITS]

whoever made this is a true genious:)

[LiiivE2lOve]

'Dad theres some white stuff on the floor . '

'Thats my ass!'

ahah love it.

[MultiMariwana]

"oh, that's 'Total'.. i dont really like... that.

DON'T TALK ABOUT SHIT 'TOTAL'!!!!! ROFL

[MultiMariwana]

cool 5/5 and made me laugh 1 hour

[mariostar263]

this made my day i think i just peed really funniest thing i have seen in a week

[KnavesRecording]

your faggot@!@@#$

[emovampirebecky]

ROFL i love this

[1michaeljjackson]

Lmfao so funny

[tfavors28]

Exactly how painful were those paper towles. He shouted but, I can't imagin pt hurting much.

[Hendrix10593]

lol like the ending

[13jjftynoballer13]

hahahahahahahaha hilarious!!!!

[at2at]

0:31 to 0:43 lol look at simbas face

[45Imagamer]

Paper towel part was the best.

[kamerondg4l]

uh how come they put in the part from gears of war 2

[wickedwisdom1]

wow that was a great fuckin idea using the lion king lol

[falco6789]

mufusa as danny nice man.

[Terredia]

X_X I started watching it with the sound off-And I almost choked on the water I was drinking.

[66hourenergy]

Simba grew up in a very abusive relationship I see.

[rerundadog]

lol

[choirboyfromhell1]

That's fuck'in great!!!!!!

[Revilfreak19]

hahaha the chewbacca part was the best

[gaychristopher10]

how'd this get on my "Recomented for You" thing D^:<?

[crazychris97]

how come everything u take and mix it with any lion king movie is always hilarious

[Rick149]

unfortunatly, my good man, i don't have an answer. maybe it just is?? XD

[zeldafreak000]

chewbacca taknig a shit......that soudns more like this

ow

[WStudiosTM]

You a faggot!xD

[EricsTube100]

0:32-0:43

[deathman656762]

0:45 raiped lol!

[deathman656762]

lol 1:14

[stpunderground]

hahahahaahahahahahahahhahahaha­hahahaa

[ElliHasHorns]

I want Mufasa to fuck me in the ASS!

[Skalitor]

Epic. Simply Epic.

[skeve613]

I will never think about Lion King the same...

[TJLethal21]

0:45

[ssjdustin]

*smiles* AWESOME VIDS

[smoshen]

watch old gregg meets tourettes guy, if you havent seen old gregg yet, watch old gregg, then watch tourettes guy meets old gregg

[katiiiieeeeee]

HAHDHAHSJAJAHAHAHHAHAHSHSHAHHA­

[SpyrotheDragonBoy200]

ROFL

sounds like chewbacca taking a shit!!

[Togpwnganje]

oh wow dude that is fucking genius. thats the hardest ive laughed since i first watched tourettes guy over 2 years ago!

[elajss]

SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jonghyunchung]

C'mon, we're gonna shut up right now, so calm down! We're really sorry--

[elajss]

this is the best shit ever seriously. cant stop laughing

[gobroncos56]

this is great

[inuskypie]

omg im laughing soooo hard my gut hurts!!!!!XD fantastic job!!!^0^

[thegr8estone]

Can you do more Tourettes King and at 1:36 to 1:45 what that

[slipknotatheart]

Gears of War

[spiderinyourshoeha]

lmao 00:52

[victor147159]

OMFG

That was totally funny

[spiderinyourshoeha]

lmfao! youre a faggot look at his face

omg

[spiderinyourshoeha]

i cant breath so funni

[Sasukegirl87]

ah ahahahahahahahah! oh dear god thats so funny XD specially at 4am

[Brownyble]

DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL

[tbone2004]

If you ever do another one, one crossover I might recommend involving The Great Prince from Bambi...

Great Prince: You change your damn glasses more than you change your damn shirt! WHY DON'T YOU CHANGE YOUR SHIRT?!

Mufasa: WHY DON'T YOU FUCK OFF!!

[tbone2004]

One more, because I ran out of room. This one involved Scar...

Scar: HEY! There's a whole lotta fucking going on in this room!

Mufasa: Fuck you!

Scar: Well, FUCK YOU!

Mufasa: FUCK YOU!

Scar: FUCK YOU!

Mufasa: FUCK YOU AND EVERY MALL SANTA THAT LOOKS LIKE YOU!

[SonicTheJackrabbit]

Awesome dude! Oh, I have a great one!

*Mufasa is on the phone calling Colgate*

*ring*

Goofy: Colgate customer service.

Mufasa: Yes! I bought your Colgate toothpaste, the one with Tatar control. AND IT MADE ME FEEL, LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT!

Goofy: .....sir?

Mufasa: THIS IS BULLSHIT!

Goofy: ....please hold. *music plays*

[SonicTheJackrabbit]

Mufasa: I hope this is the puff daddy version of this song, not that sting PIECE OF SHIT!

*listens to the music, but then realizes it's not the version he likes.*

Mufasa: *gasps* FUUUUUUUCK!!!!! *throws the phone on the ground* HOLY SHIT! BALLS!

Goofy: Sir?

Mufasa: YES! I bought your Golgate toothpaste, the one with tatar control. And it made me feel like a PIECE OF SHIT!

Goofy: ......sir would you like a refund-

Mufasa: *looks down and that he is standing in a puddle of urine* I PISSED!

[SonicTheJackrabbit]

Goofy: *hangs up*

Mufasa: FUCKING HUNG UP MY ASS! *puts away phone*

[SonicTheJackrabbit]

Or this one, this would be a very awesome idea. This one involves a crossover with Pongo from 101 Dalmatians.

Mufasa: Could you do me a big favor?

Pongo: What's that?

Mufasa: My son brought home some cases of pickles from the cannery. I was wondering if I could store them at your place.

Pongo: *scoffs* What? Why? Well how many cases are you talking about?

Mufasa: Well it's about 30 cases.

[SonicTheJackrabbit]

Pongo: 30 CASES OF PICKLES!?! You want me to put in....well I don't know my house is gonna smell like pickles.

Mufasa: I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!!!!!!!

[tbone2004]

Zazu: What are your opinions on gay marriage?

Mufasa: I don't hate gays, but if some faggot ever tries to touch me-

Simba: DAD!

Mufasa: WHAT?!?

Simba: Dad, there's a bird in the house!

Mufasa: What do you mean, a BIRD?!

Simba: I opened the window, and he just flew in-

Mufasa: HOLY SHIT! DAMMIT! PISS! "???"

[tbone2004]

(Later)

Simba: Dad, you're gonna break everything in the whole house!

Mufasa: I'M TOO PISSED TO GIVE A SHIT!!

[SonicTheJackrabbit]

Simba: Dad, do you want some twizzlers?

Mufasa: No!

Simba: Come on, they're really good!

Mufasa: NO!

Simba: Just have some!

Mufasa: NO!!!

Simba: But they're really-

Mufasa: BUTT FUCK!!!!!!

[SonicTheJackrabbit]

Banzai: Did you shit on the fucking toliet!? Did you shit in the fucking toliet properly with toliet paper in there!?!

Mufasa: That was a good shit!

Banzai: YOU'RE SO FULL OF SHIT!

Mufasa & Banzai: *arguing and fighting*

(Later)

Banzai: *Talking to Simba* He shits like a horse! You got a horse ass on ya.

Mufasa: FUCK HORSES! *fighting goes on*

[tbone2004]

Mufasa: (To Scar) I'd like to see you walk a mile, IN MY SHIT!!

(Magnum P.I. theme starts)

Mufasa: HOLY SHIT!!! (Runs down Simba) OUT OF MY WAY, FAGGOT!!

[SonicTheJackrabbit]

Mufasa: *on the phone* Uh huh. Uh huh. ARE YOU SHITTING ME!?!?!?!

*Simba accidently bumps into his dad*

Mufasa: FUCK!!!!!!!!!

Simba: Sorry!

Mufasa: YOU CAN'T DO SHIT, WITHOUT YOUR BALLS! PISS!

[SonicTheJackrabbit]

Sarabi: What do you want for breakfast?

Mufasa: Bacon and eggs, dear.

Sarabi: What?

Mufasa: OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, I SAID BACON AND EGGS!!!

[tbone2004]

Mufasa: I have to live in this HELL HOLE!! All you ever do is stay at home, and play with your tits and look at your ass at the same time! DUUUUUH!!

(Sarabi nails him with a bowl of Froot Loops)

Mufasa: AHH, FUCK!!!

(Later, Mufasa's cleaning it up)

Sarabi: I'LL KICK YOU IN THE BALLS!

Mufasa: BITCH!!! ...I LOVE YOU!

[SonicTheJackrabbit]

Ok, this is the last one I'll put up, I swear!

*ring*

Mufasa: Fashion bug!

*ring*

Mufasa: Fashion bug!

*ring*

Mufasa: I'd like to meet the mother fucker who named it fashion bug; and shove a broom up his ass! BITCH!

____________________________

Mufasa: *talking about Sarabi* She's a bitch! I called her a bitch right in front of her tits! I wouldn't fuck her with your dick....- or cock! She has nice ass.... I'd like to tit fuck her ass!

[SonicTheJackrabbit]

Mufasa: *talking about Scar* Fuck him! He's an ass! Go touch his dick! *talks about Sarabi again* I wouldn't fuck her with my own ass!

*ring*

Mufasa: EAT MY SHORT DICK!

*ring*

Mufasa: OH, FUCK!!!

[tbone2004]

@SonicTheJackrabbit Because I can't get over the fact Danny's back...

Nala: They found him in the mouse trap section. He started taking his clothes off.

Simba: (Pretending the cry, but wheezing with laughter) Oh-shit!

Nala: My poor grandfather's standing there with his pants around his ankles and the employees are screaming at him to leave the store!

Simba: (Snickering, giggling)

Nala: Danny... DANNY ARE YOU LAUGHING?!?

Simba: AAHHH HA HA HA YOUR GRANDFATHER'S AN ASS!!!

[tbone2004]

@SonicTheJackrabbit Years Later...

Simba: Tonight on Unsolved Mysteries, find out who gives a shit about Bigfoot! UPDATE!!! Apparently, nobody gives a shit, SO FUCK HIM!

*later on*

Simba: UPDATE!!! Last night someone stole 500 dollars FROM MY PLACE! That's right! 500 Dollars worth of BULLSHIT!!!

*talking with Nala about her father's passing*

Nala: I just don't what I'm going to do now that dad's gone...

Simba: Well you still have all your aunts and uncles, and all that bullshit!

[iL0v3dAnRaDcLiFf3]

that wuz so damn funny. "ur lucky it wuzn't hard.......i ment this thng, not my dick!!!"

[xDoYouLoveMex]

HAHAHHAHA

[Arrieth]

LMAO!

I laughed so hard I cried!

[tbone2004]

Simba: ...shit...

Mufasa: WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT SAYING THAT?!?

R.I.P. Danny, I hope when he got to heaven, he went up to God and said "Shit!"

[victor147159]

OMFG!!!

Thats the funniest thing ever!!! X3

[helibanananana]

MAKE MORE!!!!! XD

[narutosama9]

lol PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSS­SSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

[lukeyduke434]

LOL