The Critic - Tom Cruise

[Eseercam]

Classic. I wish they would bring this show back

[LocoRico89]

Tom and 6 of his alien worshipping buds disliked this

[MrLunitunz]

When he mocks Cruise, those aren't jokes.

[Kingdom007Hearts]

here is the update

War of the World... is the latest stinker from Tom Cruise. He isn't acting anymore, he's on "Cruise Control"! Ahahahahahaha! I just-- I just, made that... up!

Mission Impossible III... is the latest stinker from Tom Cruise. He isn't acting anymore, he's on "Cruise Control"! Ahahahahahaha! I just-- I just, made that... up!

Vanilla Sky... is the latest stinker from Tom Cruise. He isn't acting anymore, he's on "Cruise Control"! Ahahahahahaha! I just-- I just, made that... up!

[SilverZeo88]

Man, imagine what Jay would go on if he saw Cruise today.

[Ketch17]

HACHI MACHI!!

[capitalistpigdogus]

He isn't acting anymore, he's on "Cruise Control"! 

[eruption257]

Holy fuck, Futurama stole a joke. In the first episode of the new season ("Rebirth"), Prof. Farnsworth says something exactly like Duke's line here.

FRY: "Aren't stem cells controversial?"

PROF.: "In your time, yes, but nowadays SHUT UP."

[valdezx]

@eruption257 I think I also heard "is the latest" in an episode of Futurama. Like telling someone to shut up, clearly The Critic created this.

[eruption257]

@valdezx Oh shut up. Yes, it's a common thing to tell people to shut up, but the joke's premise and execution are almost exactly the same. Sure, they probably didn't steal the joke (poor wording on my part), but you have to admit it's pretty eerily similar.

[Nathanamerican27]

1988 says something when 1993 says "The Firm"

[Coolhaksta2010]

thats funny

[RoninDave]

this was such a funny show!

[KarvArth]

I love how he laughs the same

[smoothgoomer]

I'm gonna get hachi machi tattooed right on my stomach... "Hush, my pet..."

[SuperNitpicker]

tom cruise control

[blafls]

Son, on one hand, you have a very valid point. On the other hand, SHUT UP!

[TheLizzard0]

Rainman... is the latest stinker from Tom Cruise. He isn't acting anymore, he's on "Cruise Control"! Ahahahahahaha! I just-- I just, made that... up!

A Few Good Men... is the latest stinker from Tom Cruise. He isn't acting anymore, he's on "Cruise Control"! Ahahahahahaha! I just-- I just, made that... up!

The Firm... is the latest stinker from Tom Cruise. He isn't acting anymore, he's on "Cruise Control"! Ahahahahahaha! I just-- I just, made that... up!

[HeatLegs]

LOL! GENIUS!!

[Sener]

I loved the critic I wish it'd still be getting made.

[HamsterAtDawn]

To be fair, it is a good joke

[gali32731]

I JUST....MADE THAT UP.

[CalicoVall]

HACHI MACHI!!!

[RoninDave]

critic was a great show!

[nwojunkie]

@RoninDave i hated they ended it the way they did. the third season doesn't count.

[PingasPiness]

Hachi Machi!

[briani4735263]

"Jay, you got a very valid point, but on the other hand, SHUDDUP."

Stealing!

[Turbosoaker41]

you mean they stole the joke?

or the joke is so funny it wins or rather "steals" your heart and mind?

[MissAlainey1991]

@briani4735263

SIR YES SIR!

[MyNameIsBucket]

I like the part where he makes fun of Tom Cruise.

[WillyM79]

can't believe Jay hated Rain Man and A Few Good Men, they're awesome

[WinstonFisher]

True, but he is supposed to hate just about every movie he sees.

[Treblaine]

Thing is Tom Cruise is not a bad actor... he just plays such ridiculous parts in films.

[dim432]

Yeah some tv shows are repeating them rules or something else like Gladiators but rules have change and i dont like it changed

[wrikaragua]

Hachi machi! =D

[hisoj]

I follow pretty much every single lame joke I do with "I... I JUST MADE THAT UP"

[maxcardun]

Cruise Control "Snicker" Snkcker"

[WanderLink]

HAHA! You got a very valid point, but on the other hand, SHUT UP! Lol, this show was underrated.

[bmt277]

HACHI MACHI lol

[pytko3]

So true about Tom Cruise. The man Sucks.

[bbSouthstreet]

THANK YOU!!!! YES, finally a person who sees the light!!!!

[I4gotmyMANTRA]

I JUST MAde that UP!

[DanielTheWalrus]

Hachimachi!

[JRO1646]

Wait didn't the Simpson's once quote Hachimachi, I don't know why I remember this.

[badluckshadow13]

there were a couple Critic crossovers on the Simpsons though. I think they had some shared staff members.

[sparda9060]

i remember they had episode of simpsons where this guy the main character of the critic was fallin gin love him one of marge's sisters but fails.

[buhshmuh]

yeah milhouse said it once in a fantasy about being lisas hero i think it was the episode where he and bart run the comic book store for comic book guy

[JRO1646]

That is exactly what I was refering to.

[sk958]

I JEST MADE DAT UP!

[XavioFilms]

Jay, you've got a very valid point. On the other hand... shut up.

lol

[YellowTexasRose90]

I -ju- I just.. made that up! x3 LOL!!!

[ShiftStyle]

gosh that guy looks a lot like the buffalo sabres coach lindy ruff lol

[withoutasong]

LMAO, Lindy Ruff hhaha

[bloodypudding]

I -ju- I just.. made that up! x3 LOL!!!

[Rachman1337]

This show is like Clerks Animated, The Simpsons, Family Guy, and Animaniacs all rolled into one.

[bmt277]

omg the critic was so funnyXD

[Gori1016]

Jay knew it all along...Tom Cruise sucks!.....God bless his wisdom..haha

[SeoulMan]

Hotchi Motchi!

[Cleancutchaos]

HAHAHA!!! Classic! If only this show would have started on Fox instead of ABC, it might have stood more of a chance.

[Dadge42]

LMFAO

[Bouserthedog]

0:09 she man on the banner.

[old4mat]

It actually says Pee-Wee Herman with Pee-Wee crossed out and Jay scribbled in marker on top and the "S" scribbled infront of Herman so it looks like Sherman.

[Bouserthedog]

I know I know. But with duke's head in the way of the R it looks like it says "she man" i just hought that part was funny.

[old4mat]

Oh ok, I see it now.

[konokitsune]

Adding fuel to Duke`s belief about Jay being gay.

[RusticChivalry1985]

Love this clip. Our movie critic in Ottawa used the "Cruise control" line for Valkyrie. Ugggh...

[JoyGrenade]

The show was consistently brilliant, but this remains my favorite scene ever.

[Sakimonk]

Hachi Machi!

[philblunt420]

he's on xenu control

[jordanfan88]

hahah.....just made that up....fukking Hilarious!!

[b0w5er]

hahhahahahahaha!!! I just made that up!

[zaaz369]

Mission Impossible 1,2,3 and Valkyrie are the latest stinkers from Tom Cruise. He's never acted before, he's always been on Cruise control.

[NinnyV]

Hachi Machi!

[themovienut]

I saw a ad on the TV for Valkyrie and cruise doesn't even put on an accent...not that I was expecting him to though

[HimeNoKuri]

I seriously agree with you on that dryer lint has more range than Tom Cruise does!

[GuiltlessGear]

HAAAAhahaha HAAAhaha!

[nirvanaslg]

On the DVD, show creator Mike Reiss explains that "hachi-machi" was chanted by some dancing midgets he had seen. Yes, it is only slightly less ridiculous sounding in his own words.

[arsenicone]

Then on the other hand, shut up!

[elementwaef]

that is the best line

[Metalhead7517]

Easily one of the funniest things I've ever seen! I almost pissed myself when they all played together at the same time! Oh wow thats good!

[meWANTmelons]

just for curiosity what does "hachi-machi" mean? Does the word derive from a show?

Also on a site note Rofl the critic is the best xD

[animefan809]

lol is all i can say

[JonnotheHedgehog]

Hachi Machi!

[isREGRET]

Ahhaha, "Cruise control". Priceless.

[willowtreephoto]

...I dont understand why you wrote that...

[ggxxslash]

Easily on of my favorite scenes in this show.

[sonicfan117]

'I just made that up!' what the?he even laughs the same way O_-

[squall600]

1988 jay:rainman is the latest stinker from tom cruise, he doesnt act anymore, hes on cruise control. ahhhahhhahha i just, i just made that up!

1992 jay:a few good men is the latest stinker from tom cruise, he doesnt act anymore, hes on cruise control. ahhhahhhahha i just, i just made that up!

1993 jay:the firm is the latest stinker from tom cruise, he doesnt act anymore, hes on cruise control. ahhhahhhahha i just, i just made that up!

[Soundstage8]

Best cartoon ever.

[Xoelaras]

Hehe. :D

[JonathanR2D8]

O.K. I still use "hachi-machi" don't know what it freakin means but I still use it. Rock On!!!

[cooldollie]

LOL!

[Slance1Himself]

I just made that UP! XD

[DarkshineKnight]

Jay, you've got a very valid point, but on the otherhand, shutup!

[cartoonlover2326]

Sir, yes sir.

[PatchCornAdams712]

the small guy is jewish

[zakTOONS]

jon lovitz is jewish

[bobbybobbinson]

What!?

[ot63]

prove it

[Ichikyo57]

Think about Sherman would review Tom Cruise and Scientology, it would be good to heard that because we would made a lot of Crap Cruise Clip

[KamenPhantom]

This show was a laugh riot!

I wish Comedy Central would air it again.

Looks like i'm going to have to search for the DVD set.

[CherryIce1114]

if you get reelz channel they show it

[IhaveApony]

Yeah, Reelzchannel just picked up this show a few months back.

It's my favorite channel.

[IPD07]

Rain Man,

A Few Good Men,

The Firm,

Is the latest stinker from Tom Cruise. he doesnt act anymore - hes on CRUISE CONTROL! HAHAHAHA! I JUST - JUST MADE THAT UP!

[MyNameIsBucket]

Thanks for providing subtitles for our deaf friends browsing YouTube.

[IPD07]

no problem :)

I like to know Im doing good in the community =]

[GeneralOlde]

HACHI MACHI! O_O

[MrPresidentFox]

CRUISE CONTROL

[ICEMAN9800]

I miss this show

[Wolfgirl1998]

Probably 'cuz Tom Cruise has Dyslexia! LOL!!!!

[Lathis]

He doesn't act anymore, he's on... cruuuuuuise control!!

[XpachoXelmoX]

hachi machi!

[400th]

Hahahahahahahhahaha! Lol i love how those clips of Jay are in sync.

[lostfreakadam]

Hilarious but creepy!

[JPSK]

I just.. I just made that up!

hahaha ingenious